Brazil is about to experience a fucking genocide. Just look at this growth rate, we are absolutely fucked. First world countries couldnt stop corona chan, we sure aint gonna. Our public hospitals are literally garbage shit tier, we would be better off employing african witch doctors instead of our public healthcare.
This is the beginning of the end.
Brace yourselves, Huebros.
Isn't you winter coming too? I don't know much about your climate.
can't wait for India to ramp up
delicia
You Brasileiros don't have enough tampons to test your jungle monkeys
Your cases won't number as high if you pretend nothing is happening. Kinda like Britain and Germany are doing
Oh well, it was a good run
Uma delicia
no it wasnt
Brazil will be fine, Idris Elba said black people are immune.
Yeah, they're lagging behind I am waiting for results!
It's slower than italy, spain and some other euro countries and we're doing isolation and lockdown measures far earlier.
The overall shittiness of the country will offset this a bit but it's not like we aren't already used to controlling endemics here.
>Our public hospitals are literally garbage shit tier, we would be better off employing african witch doctors instead of our public healthcare.
Not really, Brazil has the best health system in Latin America.
I'd be TERRIFIED to be in India or Brasil right now.
I frankly think Italy is one of the safest places to be at this point.
>I frankly think Italy is one of the safest places to be at this point.
>italian flag
kek
>Isn't you winter coming too? I don't know much about your climate.
Come mid April the Amazon is a beautiful winter wonderland covered in snow.
Hahahaha you have to be kidding me.
You guys are all over the news.
>the best health system in Latin America.
Smartest retard in special ed.
if the sun is coming to the U.S. to give us summer again then obviously it can't be in both places at once, so yes, other countries like Brazil will have winter now until the sun leaves the U.S. again in late October
Strong UV light will keep Brazilians with a lower death rate than most nations. Screencap this
I hope you prepped and aren't over 60 y.o. bro
poo makes indians immune to any disease
the street shitters were onto something all along
Winter is June-Sept, the virus doesn't seem to care about this though.
Region
Latin America and the Caribbean
1 / 33
Population
100m+
3 / 13
Income Level
Upper middle income
3 / 56
Emergency preparedness and response planning
3 / 195
I'd say that's pretty good stats, the "good" thing about flu type viruses is that the affect urban areas the most so the poor rural areas with shittier healthcare are also proportionally less vulnerable to corongo, unlike mosquito-borne diseases for example which are the opposite.
maybe this virus will make some states start to rebel if bolsonaro don't do nothing
they've also been a superpower for 3 months now
>we would be better off employing african witch doctors
made me smile
>continuing to put Chinese numbers on the charts
ouch
lol, just wait till it mutates in brazil into an even deadlier version like that user predicted in January, then its r.i.p south america.......
we will win this race lmao get fucked everyone
It’ll hopefully disappear very soon. Sylvia Browne predicted this.
The government has been doing plenty of stuff, SP and RJ are effectively in lockdown already and 60yo people plus anyone with flu symptoms are being told to say isolated nationwide.
That's right.
Because we're already halfway done here.
You whole epidemic has yet to start.
We'll be the first in the world to be done with this.
America needs to close its southern border before all the refugees com
>Brazil is about to experience a fucking genocide.
Based.
stock up
>don't forget disinfectants, soap, gloves, masks etc
stay indoors
avoid contact with anyone you don't share a house with, demand the same from them
Godspeed friend
Winter is coming
>we're doing isolation and lockdown measures far earlier.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
WHAT ISOLATION?!?!
WHAT LOCKDOWN?!?!
Isolation as in kindly ask patients to not leave their house but they do it anyway? One diagnosed lawyer even traveled to a different state by plane, knowing he was infected.
Lockdown as in vacation time, beaches and parties?
God I hope so.
Thank god that Alberto quarantined us.
AAAAHHHHHHHH
>it's fulfilling the prophecy yet again
WE'RE FUCKED
>WHAT ISOLATION?!?!
>WHAT LOCKDOWN?!?!
g1.globo.com
Are you even paying any attention at all to what's happening in your country? Measures are being strategically being taken on a per-state basis.
CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO!!!
Nope. Unfortunately that's not how it works., biu you will be fine because of other things. You are only getting started.
And here's RJ today compared to Florida, which has 10x more cases than RJ.
third world countries are in danger, Georgia Guidestones
Can't wait for the Brazil bats
White people do something, save our bundas!
I'm sorry fren. Here's some other numbers for thought:
Brazil Total Population: 212 million
Italy Total Population: 60 million
Life Expectency Brazil: 76 yrs
Life Expectency Italy: 84 yrs
thanks bro for posting that, I meant that in my post below.....
Being first to start just means you need to quarantine the longest, otherwise when your quarantine is lifted someone from France or whatever will just roll in and start it all up again.
And the federal measures so far.
I recommend watching the daily livestreams from the ministry of health if you actually care about this, lots of interesting insight and foresight.
>China hasn’t had any more cases
Imagine believing that shit
inb4 Brazil bat mutations......
This
we will do nothing and you whites NEED to save us
>the onions "This is not an award show"
>the Chad "fuck yeah, numero uno"
Let's see again tomorrow.
Honestly the situation looks pretty grim for the entire world, the virus is expected to stick around forever, a bong report says we will be needing rotating lockdowns for at least 18 months until a vaccine is widely available to minimize deaths and I doubt anyone will actually do that, people will get fed up and just let the boomers die.
Cap'd
I ORDER (You) TO NOT DIE
It's different to be in a "prevent the return" scenario than having 10 000 new cases every day (which will happen near April).
The quarantine will not just be lifted willy nilly, especially because by then other nations will be DEVASTATED.
We had the amazing luck and luxury of facing this horrible initial part while the world around us still works.
It won't be like this in May.
>Brazil has the best health system in Latin America
Not Cuba?
World class skiing in the Amazon as well.
For their own protection and safety PLEASE send all your women aged 18-25 to the UK
i was fired today due to corona-chan.
TOP kek
I don't know what planet you are living in but here in my state everything is in locking and everybody is working from home