How Trumpbux work (NEETs get nothing)

>it's scaled from $600 to $1200 (double for joint filing of a married couple)+$500 per child
>It's based off 2018 tax filings, unless you didn't file in 2018, in which case it's based on this year's filings
>You must have earned a minimum of $2500 of income to qualify, anything less means you get zilch
>It will scale between $600-$1200 after a $2500 income up to $75000 income. After which it's reduced up to $99000 income and anything after gets zilch

This is the official bills wording. Feel free to Google it if you don't believe me.

Illegals and NEETs get SHIT ON!

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Guess im voting for Biden then.

>tfw no taxable income 2018/2019
>2020 finally get a nice job with benefits and start paying taxes
>tfw the economy is tanking, everyone's coofing, my nice job will either disappear or my livable wage won't be livable anymore
>won't get Trumpbux
FUCK

>source
Pulled out of my ass!

So is taxed income earned on investments counted towards this?

I've been neet for less than a year so fuck yourself I'm getting Trumpbux

Wheres my FUCKING TAXES BACK REEEEEEE

>t more than 100k/yr wagie

The bill is available online faggot. Google it. I can't post a PDF. And it's a fucking bill, it's like 50 pages long so a screenshot doesn't exactly work. Don't be lazy and just fucking Google it yourself if you don't believe it.

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Did you file with an income of at least $2500? If you didn't file you're not getting shit.

True neets do get fucked but what do they expect? They are worthless and have been for years

Nothing has passed yet

Didn't file last year but I filed this year like 3 days ago. Hopefully get a nice refund+trumpbux. What should I buy? Maybe I'll get that badass mossburg combat shotgun I saw online.

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No, it's not been passed, but this is the proposed bill.

Seems like not enough money to be worth bothering with.

A married couple with 2 kids is looking at $3,400. Not exactly pennies.

Meanwhile banks get free money, Israel gets free money, small businesses get (((low interest loans))), and you get nothing.

Noted Jewish banker Hollywood producer and smokin hot waifu haver currently serving as treasury secretary Steven Mnuchin has responded that the Senate GOP proposal is NOT ENOUGH and wants you to have more gibs. Hello based

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Self employed people get a fucking tax deduction. That doesn't put money in your pocket when you're not allowed to fucking work. What morons wrote this shit?

HHAHAHAHAHA
NEEETS BTFO'D!!!

The GOP wrote it. Deal with it.

>>You must have earned a minimum of $2500 of income to qualify

Wait poor fags get blown the fuck out too, why? Isn't this suppose to help those most impacted?

Fuck off Brit this doesn't concern you.

Checked. Fuck them. But sadly trump bux are canceled

Hope the democrats stop this and make something better. If they do then I will vote for them for the rest of my life.

that's a man, right?

It's not just free money for everybody.
It's a tax rebate for the upcoming year. Essentially giving tax payers back income tax that would normally be taken from them. If you don't pay income tax you don't get shit. And somebody with no income is already getting welfare checks anyways, so why the fuck should they get even more money when they haven't lost any income because they never had a job in the first place?

It’s a fucking grand? What are you gonna use it for? Toilet paper?

how are you more impacted if you have nothing to lose

Dems won't let anything pass unless EVERY American gets Trumpbox. NEETs will rise up.

I kinda want a decent 1911.

Stopped paying in 2017 taxes are for serfs.

You still get nothing from him

DNC might be retarded. But they're not retarded enough to stop the momentum this has. It would be complete and total suicide if they stopped this. Sure, it might mean that nobody gets checks, but it would also 1000% guarantee a complete ownership of house/Senate/president for the next 10 years. They literally can't stop this.

Amerishart boomer mutts so proud of being wagies. Dw the day of pillow is here and the great global depression will wipe out your retirements.

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Shut your mouth fat cunt. Boris is giving out Borisbux as well, but not to NEETS.
lmfao, losers btfo!!!

>The GOP wrote it. Deal with it.
You set off my lie detector, so I looked it up. Yep, fucking big business democrats, screwed the little guy again.

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This is what I’m getting basically. We make 155k a year and this is saving our asses.

That’s the house bill.

>Paid by the Middle class
Because everyone knows that the middle class is going to have to carry the weight.

Meanwhile the Companies are offshoring the Jobs to China and are pushing for mass Immigration for lower Wages and then get huge amounts of Cash from the Goverment because of MUHH CORONABUX also paid by the middle class.
Oh can't forget the defense of Israel which you can also pay but with your Life and Time when you have to serve.

And don't forget to salute the draft dodger in Charge who deported German guards from WW2 Camps.

My Dad got laid off just a year ago, he should qualify. But just because he was making peanuts he won't get anything. Which is bullshit, the same is said for anyone who isn't making $2500 of income to qualify.

Unless they mean more than 2500 to qualify from the yearly quarter.

There's no way they can win and they know it. By holding out and insisting on all Americans receiving a check they can at least say "Republicans only wanted some Americans to receive aid. We fought for ALL Americans to receive it." But we'll see.

made 69k that year I think with one kid do I get 1700 neet bucks?
Is it a one time deal?

>how are you more impacted if you have nothing to lose.

Are you retarded? People trying to desperately hang on have the most to lose. As usual the rich get what they want and the poor lose what they need.

Can't also forget the lovely Interracial advertisements by those lovely Companies and their Owners.

>anything posted on Yas Forums

>stupid pol acks: REEEEEEEE! It must be TRUE!

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Spotted the NEET that just realized he's not getting more free shit.

>no income in 2018 (unemployed for start, living with parents, then get job working on commissions only)
>in 2019, start to make money (about $9,000)
>parents help with rent, I move into my own apartment
>have not yet filed 2019 taxes
>was on track to make around $25,000 this year
>bank account now on track to be completely drained after about a month of "quarantine"
>no trumpbux
>still have to accept the massive inflation that will result from giving $1000 handouts to everyone

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You make $155k/year and didn't have anything saved up? I make around $40k/year and I have pretty much all I need, I couldn't imagine how much I would have saved up if I was making triple that.

That's the last bill that was passed. Dumb shit.

written by dems

You should, yes. And so far it is indeed only a one time payment.

checked and wrecked kidless neets lefts in the dark

What if I filed 2018 with my parents (as a dependent I think) but filed 2019 separately on my own?

Not living in the US try again.

I'm just amazed how Americans became the biggest Bootlickers to the guys who are constantly shitting up the TV's with their Multicultural and Internationalist Propaganda.

Who knows the US didn't really have much Culture at all it mostly was just "Merchant" Culture which revolved around making the most Money and shitting on the Population.


It's how the US had the most advanced Railway system in WW2 (which is why you always see it in WW2 movies) and was gone in the future because a Company bought it out and just started to use it for Cargo Trains.

Read it yourself, faggot.

npr.org/2020/03/19/818721616/read-senate-republicans-latest-coronavirus-relief-bill

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File immediately. You should be fine, just get it done before the bill passes.

NEET is an acronym that stands for "Not in Education, Employment, or Training.

Since I attend college and never had a job, and am also not considered a dependent (parents dead)(scholarship for high grades),
then technically i am not a NEET.

I hope I do get something, it would really help with food and toiletries right now.

Also, the purpose of the checks was to stimulate the economy, not give it to people that will just shove it into savings.

I really hope i get something :(
I'm not fucking lazy.

actually, there's nothing yet. You are speaking of a proposed amount. It hasn't passed yet, which means it's still in negotiations.

And? We're talking about the CARES act. Not the one that gave funds for unemployment.

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It defaults to 2018. It only goes to this year's filing if you didn't file 2018s.

Negative. I'll be paying the same amount of money as I get, and that's assuming that my tax return is even processed in time, which it probably won't be, so I'll just be that much poorer when shit gets really rough.

Sucks for me. I made good money in 2018, but was unemployed for half of 2019. Using the 2018 filing really screws me over.

>My Dad got laid off just a year ago, he should qualify.
>My Dad got laid off just a year ago
>he should qualify.
No.

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The purpose of the checks isn't to stimulate the economy. It's to give workers back what they've paid in so they're not fucked because the government told them they can't work.

Why do they even want to go back to 2018? The IRS alreaedy knows who is employed and by how much. Preparing taxes is a giant fucking bullshit as process.

Not to end up on a list or something but if things really get fucked, I don't have a lot left to lose at this point so maybe I'll go apply for some inner city custodian jobs.

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I'm so fucking happy
My household lost almost all of their income and our savings were drained by a recent home purchase.
We were going to be able to bounce back quickly but this shit started happening the fucking day of the move.
Every little bit helps. We could get only 500 and I'd still be thankful.
1,200 dollars is literally all of my bills paid for this month and a little for next month.

He should because it's literally there...

>It's based off 2018 tax filings

So he qualifies retard.

So wait is this based of a what some random boomer on the internet says now? Like what the fuck does your opinionated view mean?

4.8 hrs a week x $10 an hour = ~$2500 / year.

What a hard working lad, flipping burgers twice a month.

>The purpose of the checks isn't to stimulate the economy. It's to give workers back what they've paid in so they're not fucked because the government told them they can't work.
No, it isn't. You just described unemployment insurance. A stimulus is to prop up a struggling economy. If millions of people, like myself, suddenly can't pay rent and can't pay our bills, then we're going to go into a lot more debt, fuck up our credit, file for bankruptcy, who knows. It causes a huge amount of damage when you suddenly run out of money and can't continue to make it back.

Plus, giving people a chunk of cash after forcibly removing their paychecks keeps them from constructing guillotines in the town square.

The only people not getting help are people that don't work anyways. How exactly were those non workers going to pay bills with those non paychecks if they don't get this paycheck?

cool, was hoping for life time yang bucks but ill invest that in high dividend yield old stocks that are at all time lows rn

>The only people not getting help are people that don't work anyways.
How do I not work? Fuck off.

>NEETs get SHIT ON!
I'm sure mommy will buy me tendies with her trumpbux.

link what you're talking about instead of lying about what i'm talking about please.

Nothing is remotely close to being passed or even agreed upon due to DNC corruption, so this thread is just NEET troll

Lazy neet faggot. I’m glad you’re gonna starve to death lol

You’re already paying for NEETs, fool. Even your Trumpbux will be taxed...taxes that go towards NEETbux. Thanks, serf.

>was on track to make around $25,000 this year
why in the fuck did you move out if you are making minimum wage

nice website
got any more?

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What a low level response. Didn't even read my post.

I already did
You could also not be so absurdly lazy that you can't fucking Google something yourself.

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If you're making under 2.5k a year you're essentially a beggar
Literal fucking 16 year olds make this working 20 hours a week at minimum wage

That’s a good question. I don’t know.