/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2335 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

The happening is just warming up

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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>11k dead in 3 months
KEK absolute NOTHING BURGER

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Wow, asians really hate white people.
And that's our asians.

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My dad has a pacemaker, a pig valve in his heart and a metal plate in his skull.
Is he going to die from this?

anyone got 250k+ pic yet?

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pray for italy

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the chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus. as harsh and far-reaching these actions have proven, the Chinese administration can no longer contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic and I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far. it is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details. no amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so. whether europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen.

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Nice boomer mom meme.

>less deaths in day than threads
boooring

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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE NOTHINGBURGET SHILLS
>PIC RELATED

POSSIBLE REAL NUMBER OF DEATHS IN CHINA: DON'T LET IT GET MEMORYHOLED

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In Southern Alabama. Based raiders are apparently getting a head start on things. Supposedly there are individuals approaching homes in suits claiming to be members of the CDC. Once inside they rob you. Trying to get a sauce. As of now it’s just a rumor. Word travels faster than the news in rural areas, so we’ll see.

SHIEEET corona already about to pass/passed ebola what's next?

FEMA needs to hurry up with those camps

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Obviously, retard

>It's still fucking nothing
Get over it, retards. You weeb idiots just want to post your retarded corona-chwan memes.

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We tell ourselves life will turn back to normal in a few weeks at most, mainly because we have become too decadent and selfish to face the truth. Since we haven’t experienced a global humanitarian crisis since WWII, we are not even capable of imagining a multiple-year crisis. But we are wrong. Even if we could slow the infection rate with a total lockdown, the virus will still be around and create a new wave as soon as people start living their lives again. Even if the world is capable of creating a vaccin within a year, it will take at least one more year to produce and distribute the vaccin on global scale.

COORDINATED

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I’m out of TP. So I’m using my resources.

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We'll reach 300lk soon enough

You guys ready for internet shut down?

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THIS PHAGGOT AGAIN !!!

I WILL INJEcT HIM WITH THE LETHAL STRAIN OF cORONA THEN THIS IS WHAT HE WILL LOOK LIKE !!!

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keep him inside.

Is this completely overblown? There are probably ten times as many undiagnosed people as there are sick. Why the fuck are we shutting down the entire planet? Or is it not?

Lads, I worked outside in the heat all day and now feel a possible cold coming on? Is it over for me?

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wrong

>You guys ready for internet shut down?
No.

CHINA CIVIL WAR
>CHINA CIVIL WAR
CHINA CIVIL WAR
>CHINA CIVIL WAR
CHINA CIVIL WAR
>CHINA CIVIL WAR
CHINA CIVIL WAR
>CHINA CIVIL WAR

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Sir, step away from the TP

Only one packet allowed per customer

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but but, we always get an update every 50k!

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H1N1 Swine Flu first, Asian Flu next, and then we get to the big boys.
(Spanish Flu, Black Death).

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Corona-Chan needs to MOG her

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My Gran lives with parents, dad has a heart condition, I'm fucking barred from physical contact and ever moving back in it's that serious nigger

>There are probably ten times as many undiagnosed people as there are sick
Yeah, that's the real danger here.

thats israel's iron dome faggot

Does life insurance payout if your parents die from this? It's 1.2 million dollars between the two of them. I feel weird calling and asking lmao.

fake

Iron Dome, Israel.

>Is this completely overblown?
np

>Why the fuck are we shutting down the entire planet?
because if you haven't noticed, thousands are dying.

>US State Leaderboard
254 total deaths
29/50 states (plus DC) on the board (DC, MA, OH new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
83 deaths
>NY:
44 deaths
>CA:
23 deaths
>GA, LA:
14 deaths
>FL, NJ:
11 deaths
>IL, TX:
5 deaths
>CO, CT:
4 deaths
>IN, MI, MO, OR, SC, WI:
3 deaths
>KY, MD, NV, VA, VT:
2 deaths
>DC, KS, MA, MS, OH, OK, PA, SD:
1 death

This is getting hard to keep up with

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>what is exponential growth

>Corona running laps around Ebola

New main bitch in town confirmed.

This

The Chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus.
As harsh and far-reaching these actions have proven, the Chinese administration can no longer contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic.
I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far.
It is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details.

No amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so.
Whether europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen.

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fake and gay

this post....wow.

Good way to get shot in my neck of the woods

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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You only feel like its overblown because it hasnt hit your area yet. Genuinely. This is why corona is so dangerous and why it took so long for the governments to react (and why they are now shitting themselves). It takes too long to take hold for people to truly take action and prevent it, and by the time everyone is scared and wondering why nothing was done, you are in the same boat as italy.

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Sure, but I don't want MY parents to die. If you can guarantee they won't die, you can kill all the other old people, I don't give a fuck.

Kind of like a shit lasagna

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LMAO

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to be fair that could be said for any other disease including flu and even Spanish flu i am sure there were people who recovered without needing to go to the hospital so were not counted as diagnosed therefore this is not a valid argument.....

its tripled if they had corona but died from an "accident" user. You know what to do, day of the pillow.

My brother just got a 14 day quarantine and my dad's workplace had a positive test the fucking robocall scared the shit out of me.

You have to be smarter than the people you're trying to fool you silly billy

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Did you not feel a thrill the moment you saw it though? Goddamn that would be Full Happening.

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More likely he dies from all the other shit that's wrong with him jfc

>all boomers should die
>but not the ones i like
zoomers are delusional

mmm tasty tasty batto soup... mmmmm

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>Insure companies on bankrupt
Pays few thousands dollars.

soon we'll be getting 50k every day fren

>No, she's not and she's at my place at the moment since she can't afford to fly back home.
She's an adult then? Have you tried to tell her you are uncomfortable with her in your bed? Has she told you why she insist on sleeping in your bed?

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

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Fellow Britis, I have a question to you. I have seen a couple of videos named 'looting in London' today. Where people were breaking down the windows in stores. And now I am curious if they are fake. Please tell me they are.

>worriedsweatypepe.jpg

Argiebros, the NPC's in my neighborhood are all clapping and cheering, what is going on? Was there something announced?

Brazil is fucked.
The way things are going Witzel will declare himself president of Rio de Janeiro

>Indians and Muslims near me charge 6.99 for a small bag of onions
>7.99 for potatoes
Oh my neighbors never fail to dissappiont me.

no, i knew it was iron dome.
the massive fires and high winds in china are concerning though

False and homosexual

She did it! She has reached Madagascar!

Fuck, I really don't want to lose him.
He lives in another state so I can't even go see him.
This isn't fun anymore, bros.

Jim Stream when??

I'm a millenial.

this song is the official theme, like all those vietnam songs for that time.

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Yes they do but you need to be quick because a lot of them are going out of business soon

>and people say scat porn is gross.

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They're scared of bank runs.

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chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-coronavirus-illinois-shelter-in-place-lockdown-order-20200320-teedakbfw5gvdgmnaxlel54hau-story.html

ILLINOIS GOING ON LOCKDOWN

Friendly reminder that only one BASED country has the QUININE in its coat of arms

>the tree in the top right section is the cinchona tree (the source of quinine, a powerful anti-malarial drug and the key flavorant in tonic water), on a white background, representing the national flora

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Guys, I've got a slight sore throat and a slight tickle in my chest.

It's probably nothing right? Being serious by the way, would appreciate at least 1 (you) which didn't insinuate I'm going to die.

MONGERING????

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He's having another live meltdown again bros

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God damn it I know I'll get practically nothing from them. The fuck market crashed so there goes dad's stocks. Then mom and dad's social security and pensions are gone. I'm just gonna sell the house and cars and drink myself to death.

That's Israel. China can't even afford rockets.

North Korea just launched a missile into the Sea of Japan. There are plenty of happenings as is.
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200321/k10012342911000.html

you are whatever i'll say you are

death rate in US is 0.01%

can he move? does he have someone else closer?

hopefully he listens to you. read as much as you can on the virus and call him and till him what to do. what i do with my family and friends.

Do you guys know if a healthy immune system fights off a virus, can it do so without temperature hitting fever levels?

I have been exposed to corona and currently pretty deep into the incubation time.

Persistent chest pressure but no coof attacks, a little shortness of breath.
However no fever.
I Do have slightly enlarged lymph nodes around the throat.

>tfw I live in Baltimore
fuck mates it's happening

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She's late teens, yes I have and she says because she's cold and scared. I'm out of this thread, have a good night.

Does social Distancing work?

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LMAO HE'S FUCKING BLOWN IT

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>I'm a millenial
You must die too. You're also part of the problem. Zoomers need to rule this world.

LOOKNER IS GONNA HAVE A CORONARY PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE!!!

>50k every day

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Would hug and love Yui even if she had coronavirus

If the contract has a clause exempting pandemics (and other causes) then no. This is most likely the case.

Might be SOME looting, there's definitely a massive rise in crime, especially break ins of stores and fights during open hours. If the vids look like mass crowds doing it, then no it's likely footage from the london riots

>what is shut up NERD

Here

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F.........

perfect for a friday night

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Uma delicia!

based Jesuit's Bark aides the faithful from corona-chan

Fuck yeah, Corona-chan is so awesome. She's got this run in the bag. Not long now before she starts mutating more lethality.

This is what I have. Fuck.

>Governor takes action that the federal government won't because they are still too busy suckinv Trump's cock
>People complain about it.

Tell Bolso to take those coofing fags he calls a commitee and get things done.

I personally actually hope the federal government stays on denial so it spread all over the congress and senate and kill some politicians, at the very least.

who is that?

foxnews.com/world/china-legally-accountable-coronavirus

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Because he is an unironic "conservative" civic nationalist who thinks that Israel is the greatest ally of the West and the virus is somehow intended to make Trump lose the election. He obviously gets most of his information and memes from /ptg/ that should be self explanatory

Some faggy eceleb

Imagine being so low IQ that you can't work out a simple percentage.

>Guys, I've got a slight sore throat and a slight tickle in my chest.
>It's probably nothing right?
>cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

Reported illnesses have ranged from mild symptoms to severe illness and death for confirmed coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) cases.

The following symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure.*

Fever
Cough
Shortness of breath

*This is based on what has been seen previously as the incubation period of MERS-CoV viruses.

If you develop emergency warning signs for COVID-19 get medical attention immediately. Emergency warning signs include*:

Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath
Persistent pain or pressure in the chest
New confusion or inability to arouse
Bluish lips or face

*This list is not all inclusive. Please consult your medical provider for any other symptoms that are severe or concerning.

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wtf is a virus anyway? is a virus alive? why does it want to kill people if it needs people to live inside?

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I know, i know i've let you down,
I've been a fool to myself.
I thought that i could live for no one else,
But now, through all the hurt and pain,
It's time for me to respect.
The ones you love mean more than anything.
So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing i could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever.
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad.
I'll never love again.
My world is ending.

i wish that i could turn back time,
'Cause now the guilt is all mine.
Can't live without the trust from those you love.
I know we can't forget the past,
You can't forget love and pride.
Because of that, it's killing me inside.
It all returns to nothing,
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.
In my heart of hearts,
I know that i could never love again.
I've lost everything... everything...
Everything that matters to me matters in this world.
It all returns to nothing,
It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.

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Steve from Dave & Steve's Video Game Explosion

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He had a virus about 10 years ago that completely fucked his heart, then he had a stroke from the medication they gave him which made him half blind.
He was completely healthy before that, he was even fairly in shape.

lmao lookner’s total meltdown at the chat

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fever is actually a good thing, it raises your body temp which makes it harder for the virus to replicate in your body....

You can have a range of symptoms. As long as they're mild and not debilitating, you're immune system is fine. When you start having real trouble breathing is when you need to see a doctor because then that's a tell tale sign you're immune system is struggling.

>would appreciate at least 1 (you) which didn't insinuate I'm going to die.

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Oh man, you're so fucked. I'm sorry.

it covers the funeral

Thank the moderators bros.

how the fuck am i supposed to get 30 iron nuggets quarantinebros? i ran out of rocks to hit

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the-sun.com/news/568784/coronavirus-new-york-city-subway-shocking-moment/

cytokino storm?

Why must the rich put down the poor?

Seattle doctors notes.

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>DeWine: non essestial employers stop working please!!
>PMCI: HEY GUYS, OVERTIME NEXT WEEK, ALSO WANNA WORK SATURDAY user?
WTF

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youtube.com/watch?v=aCXvgbOpbcI

He had a meltdown literally 2 mins into todays stream

He's going to fucking an hero live on stream soon

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>#2335

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He did a recent stream with Dick Materson on the virus
youtu.be/bgkDNc1qeXc

Its probably a jew.

>Do you guys know if a healthy immune system fights off a virus
idk about fights but it helps your case.

sauce? don't spread misinformation.

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It's not alive, a virus is literally is malformed faggot hijacking living cells to print more copies of itself (because he's literally too incomplete to achieve mitosis by himself).

>IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER STEVE
KEK

sure thing Chang

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50, 000 men and women everyday, Like Romeo and Juliet
50, 000 men and women everyday, Redefine happiness
Another 50, 000 coming everyday, We can be like they are

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Some want to replicate some look for reservoirs.
Best hope of getting rid of a virus completely is to find it another host

BASED LOOKNER GOING OFF ON NOTHINGBURGER FAGS

NOONEEVERAPOLOGIZESTOME

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HE SAID NOTHINGBURGER

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>hurrdurr muh math skillz
work that percentage, faggot

GONG XI FA CAI! I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

Going wild over the nothinburgerfags.

Does anyone have an archive link to this article?

economist.com/leaders/2020/03/19/paying-to-stop-the-pandemic

He bought the "dip"

50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

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Fixed version

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This is why America will fall. "Money must continue to flow at all costs" is the American way.

He most be posting on /cvg/ because he sound like I do when I lecture my boomer parents on how dangerous this are going to become.

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What is it like in London with water and power outages?

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It actually doesn't want to kill anybodg. Death is a byproduct of its reproduction cycle.

You lads trolling Steve apologize now
>wah wah you yell nothingburger at me

love this description. I'm going to use it from now on.

Will there be waves, or is it basically over once it peaks in Europe and USA?

jesus he looks big mad

Bill Mitchell vs Steve Lookner

The final battle

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This is more for /g/ but it's full of trannies so here.
github.com/PubInv/covid19-vent-list#2 diy ventilators.

Yes.

But social distancing should've been the successor to national travel bans.
Funny how NPCs can jump from "Travel bans are too unlikely to catch cases!" to "WE NEED TO FLATTEN THE CURVE" in a week or two's time.

Like said
Keep in contact, keep him up to date on what to do, ensure that he and your mom both have folks that they can rely on to deliver drop-off supplies in a worst case scenario.
Most importantly, remember to call regularly; normies ain't used to staying shut indoors for so long. I'm used to talking to my family once every other month, but I don't want em to go crazy or die, so I call them every few days now.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL

youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc&feature=emb_rel_pause
This is Earth's theme
>"You're riding high in April, shot down in May"

Well it says here that you're 5'nothin, a hundred n'nothin, and you haven't a spec of athletic ability.

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half of those are niggers

So a typical cuntry doubled the number of new cases per day is that right or is it lower than that?

youtube.com/watch?v=A4wdbibV3IM

Fear monger? What did you say you little bitch? No one says sorry for the nothing burger!!!

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>not knowing streamers
streamers are literal whores user, i know im one myself

It seems that way, here's a link to a livestream camera of China.

youtu.be/Tf-4zQADLS8

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Saturn worshipping kid fuckers are dying

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STEVIE STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DOWN YOU'RE KILLING THEM,,,,, ,,

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You will receive news that coronavirus has been cured next week, screen cap this post.

the internet was ready for steve but poor steve wasn’t ready for the internet

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the sky is falling
>the sky is falling
the sky is falling
>the sky is falling
its a nothingburger cold
>its a nothingburger cold
its a nothingburger cold
>its a nothingburger cold

That's just to keep the hood inline baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-md-ci-national-guard-20150428-story.html

these people never stop, do they?

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>is a virus alive?
A virus isn't considered alive by the official criteria of needing to be alive.
I am not too sure on the details of how to be considered alive apart from the "Fire Is Alive" method.

I don't see how they are not going to have to institute at least temporary UBI or advanced unemployment benefits in the face of this. About to have the highest unemployment rate literally ever. At this point you may as well and save the money that would come from rioting and looting. With every passing day more people have just ran their bank account dry and there is 0 hope of finding new work in this job market. If this continues we are going to so mass layoffs. Essentially the entire restaurant industry is already laid off.

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It's just basically malicious RNA that uses your cells as replicators.

>NK missile
Samurai that's every day

Nigga its basic fuckin math.

Get it together.

The real virus is the ETERNAL WHITEY!

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its not misinformation ameritard.......

youtube.com/watch?v=gJqSdmNNwW4

peak prosperity also like to shill products or books

Thank you

Done, even though you're lying. I'll just use it to make fun of you when you're wrong.

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this is the survival of the neetest and I've been a neet for 5 years so I will survive

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Remember to buy my book, "Nucleoniggers: a journey in the micro realm"

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kek

good work chu min oh. +10 social points

WHAT do you think a fever is dude

u right

ITS OVER FOR BRAZIL, BOLSONARO DOWN twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1241154510648676353

country bois make do

Corona needs to kill some jornos.

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When can I laugh at my sister who said it was nothing to worry about and cited seasonal flu statistics as an argument?

I'm thinking of sending this with "just the flu bro" news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-everyone-dies-alone-heartbreak-at-the-italian-hospital-on-the-brink-of-collapse-11961130

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No, its a sign that the danger is not what people make it out to be. It's very likely that the vast, vast majority of those infected will never display any symptoms, as their natural immune systems will fight it off without any trouble.

So here in France we're in confinement.
Just wondering how it ends.
Is it when we detect no new cases?
Will we need borders closed to prevent it from coming in again?
Is she here forever?

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lol is this real?

Just got a call from the Turkish goverment I had direct contract with corona and I've been sick since I came back from Turkey with Corona symptoms

I've self quarantined as my home doctor advised anything else I can do?

So far i'm really enjoying COVID-19 and the lockdown

The country looks like the apocalypse just happened, can drive to work at 200km/h, not a single car or police on the highway. 90% of people at work called in sick so it's very comfy, boss tells us we can go home and get paid the whole day cause there's not much work but he appreciates we still show up. Go to night shop to get some food and drinks to avoid the queues and corona infested stores, roach behind the counter tells me he will go bankrupt if this continues for a few more weeks because the government forces him to close early and nobody shows up anymore.

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*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
Oh shit, you have 10 seconds before you get stabbed and looted. What do?!

I dunno, sounds like nothing else managed to kill him so maybe he'll survive this too.

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Wait my ass

funny what happens when people sit around all day looking into the truth of the world.

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I wish I had someone to cuddle with

THAT'S why we aren't hearing from Russia. They went the Chinese route amd just pointed guns at people until they stayed inside.

Respect.

Fake and gay. London riots 2011. I'm sick of being sent that shit and the proof can be found most easily like so

Search "Day Lewis pharmacy Peckham" and check the building right now.

Check the video. It's 2m50 something. Different store.

YouTube uploader used to "prove" date of riot was a get rich quick scheme poster.

I got a cold before the whole lockdown and it's been 2 weeks and it's not gone yet. Very annoying.
I mean it's probably gone but I have an oversized ovula and usually catch throat infections after common colds so my throat gets inflamed for a week after the cold is gone.

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Not surprising his son admitted to it a week ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc&feature=emb_rel_pause
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Unequivocally based

Infect as many chinks and blacks as possible

>be me in germany
close friend is pandemic representative ( on state level) in Hessen with 16 other people
today he told me they cant report new cases.
" if the patient doesnt colapse it isnt corvid".
this comes after overall reporting 50 cases in the last few days.
there are no tests being distributed, especialy there are no tests done on dead people.
there have been several cases of old people dying.
he has 2 co workers that got infected. both 40+ years old. one is down for the last week with 40+ degree fever and the other died today.
my friend has been pretty upset about that stuff and mentioned that there would be a lockdown starting the next week from what he heard of the public health official side.

>GG

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Where is the average AGE for people dying?

Italy has something similar. It's pretty retarded to say everyone should stay at home without any enforcement because everyone will just break it.

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Just wait for the riots, that will be an all new kind of red pill for whites kek

Np mate. Looting IS happening, just small scale and out of everyone's eyes.
Police presence is increasing, especially around stores, and anything that attracts the police attracts the press - you'll hear about it when that happens.
Slava ukrayini bro