I have the coofing plague

If this isn’t a larp, post the results of your test

Compton

Do something we can all agree on and coof on the homeless.

And jews.

And niggers.

Ethnic stores and supermarkets, coof on all produce and commonly bought goods. Save up phlegm before you go and put it in a syringe to apply to products.

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If this isn't a larp try to go to Israel

>implying they didnt sweep and tag your cell the second you tested
>implying this hasn't tracked you to and across anything you’re used wifi on
>Implying that just because you’re joking you won’t get a visit

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The nearest homeless encampment

Local synagogue and mosque

Takes 3 days to get results. Fake and gay but I do hope you get it OP

take it to the hood and sheeiiitt

Fuck your bullshit LARP, jewboy

This. Also Canada.

Everywhere

Fuck your LARP, jewboy

Black out the name, address, any personal info. Leave the lab company's name and the test result.

What were your symptoms that lead up to this?

Gov Cuomo of Jew York deployed the National Guard to protect Jew Rochelle. I'm sure similar jewish areas are well protected. Just enjoy your remaining days. The JQ and their dark golem is China's problem now.

Only correct answer.

>implying the US is this competent after failing to even take temperatures at airports

This

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Whenever I get sick I go shop in the kosher section. Jew food is the best cure for the flu imo. Probably works with corona, too.

Fast food. Go through drive-thru and do everything in your power to touch the workers on their clothing. Or leave a nasty t-shirt on the counter. Leave your dirty tissues all over stores.

>Where should I go to spread my coof?
Refer to this map for inspiration.

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cough on boomer neighbors doornobs

The places with Spanish all over the building

Hope you like getting your organs harvested after you die if the kung flu user.
Now that they got your dna they can find a match easier.

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Just coof on everything user, spread it as much as possible to anyone, the more spread the better.

Go give some doorknobs a lick, yea.

Try to find Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi or chuck the cuck, Podesta the molesta is also a good option.
Go for the boomers on top of your pyramid

I seriously hope you're joking op pls dont turn us into zombies

Here ya go, faggots.

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And this is an alphabet agency trying to see if you idiots will incite terrorism. Welcome to the list some of you. Be careful

cough on your dick faggot

also this prob

I can’t tell you where to go, but avoid mosques and synagogues

Spring break locations.

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Fake and gay

>drive through test site
kek

Those are getting more common. They have one in the city I am in, too

I hope the OP and all his cheerleaders get arrested for terrorism.

yeah, cough on this little faggot sissy right here.

By the end of the month everybody is going to be spitting on those fucking boomers 1% ers, everybody hates them and everybody knows they're the enemies of the people, just wait until someone gets that shit thrending like that whore who was licking toilets

AHEM

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Nowhere you dumbfuck! Lets just get this fuckin shit over with so we can get back to calling eachother names posting conspiracy theories IRONICALLY

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>being this desperate for attention
Some of you are truly worse than women

Some commie bitch on the Denver city council tweeted solidarity with some cunt that tweeted she'd go to a trump rally if she caught it. Will she be investigated for domestic terrorism?

My designated FBI agent is pretty cool. He doesn't really give me any shit about my posts. I sent him a Christmas card and a $20 tip, but I think the FBI receptionist stole it.

Haha hepatits

can you post link? This should be considered treason

Exactly, my guardian agent protects me, I have no fear.

this is the correct answer

wric.com/news/u-s-world/if-i-do-get-coronavirus-im-attending-every-maga-rally-i-can-colorado-councilwoman-quotes-solidarity-to-tweet/

Hopefully you die soon fag. You eat the rice you pay the price.

Nice, I just retweeted her tweet on my anti-communist twitter

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Cool!