TESLA 5G Neuralink N1 comes Q3 2020

Wow a tracking device implanted straight to the brain? surely that's not ominous and won't scan my thoughts for 'wrong think' to prosecute me for being anti-semitic or nationalistic.

botnet

The second beast [...] forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands (ID2020) or on their foreheads (Tesla Neuralink) (Revelation 13:15-16)

?:O

I know it's not strictly the forehead but with these two things likely appearing both this year

the idea is that when you are on the internet or on your phone, you're processing information that the internet has, with neuralink it's being streamlined to your brain instead of having to use an interface such as a monitor or screen
it's instantaneous google searching in a way, i disagree with the concept ethically as it breaks the barrier of natural process but if the person is consenting then why not idk

>giving the only thing you truly own in this life to the jews
my body is staying pure

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Absolute bullshit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't wait to see the cattle that use this

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it wont increase iq, it will decrease it

>inb4 packs of 110 IQ cyberniggers looking pic-related
>still won't make any difference

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I might buy it if it decreased my IQ by 50 points.

Let the initial guinea pigs work out the kinks first.

What if the device takes control of your brain and makes you consent? Does that still count?

*tips*

>short circuits
>You literally die or become a vegetable
At least I only lost $150

God gave you a soul already.

Once you become a skinwalker, you forfeit your humanity.

[55:41] The guilty will be recognized by their marks; they will be taken by the forelocks and the feet.

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Assuming that this isn't a hoax, it would literally add computing hardware to your brain. As long as they use non-biologically reactive substances for components that contact flesh, and give sufficient control of the hardware to users, this actually seems like an interesting idea.

Yeah let's pop some foreign object into your skull and die of infection or meningitis for no reason

>Q3 2020
>Elon time

Sure thing, bub. 1 million fully autonomous robotaxis earning owners 30k/year by the end of 2020, right?

Can't wait!

>like being on the internet on a phone
oh so it basically blasts you with random, irrelevant crap

Reminder GABE NEWELL of VALVE SOFTWARE has been working with Elon Musk over the last ten years quite closely, and was himself pursuing neural interfacing using Steam's money the decade before that.
Reminder the reason we got HLA instead of HL3/2ep3 is because Gabe kept saying everything they brought to the table was garbage and not worth it because it didn't break boundaries
Reminder Gabe is literally the bringer of a cyberlinked future and you better be ready for the frightening reality of having your brain connected to the cloud

sad part is you will have to get this or you won't be able to compete for jobs. it'll be like having a personal jamie 24/7.

>Can barely cure a virus
>But we can hook a computer to your brain and increase processing power and autogoogle information
Complete nonsense. This technology is still light-years away.

Whites should avoid it like the plague, but it should be state mandated for niggers. It could make them human.

thats, quite literally, impossible.

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what can it do that my phone and computer can't?

you won't have a choice. at that price, it will become as ubiquitous as cellphones and society will refashion itself around it (just like cellphones/internet) you literally won't be able to get a job or function in society without it

based and redpilled but eat your blackpill leaf: soon this will be mandatory. The only way to stop it is to collapse society

It's been a long time since I've had a reason to post this.

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>society will refashion itself around it
maybe it could be refashioned in reverse

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think about it, in the long run, how do you plan on escaping this.

Issues like this are why, although I like the capabilities I could gain from using this sort of device, I wouldn't install or use it unless I have as much control over it as I do over my desktop systems, at the very minimum.

While the tech is far off, and Elon is real shit at getting things out on time, "light years away" is likely within the next century. Possibly even fifty years. With the current rate of brain interfacing we can passively read how the brain reacts to stimuli. The largest barrier with active brain interfacing is the whole "experimenting on humans" thing that is a taboo in science. The projected timeline of active interfacing soley with the input of mild stimulation to the brain is something like the next decade.
That is a faaaaar stretch from "autogoogling", but its not too far

this sucks. i'm gonna be pissed if all of a sudden my naturally very high iq is eclipsed by a bunch of low iq motherfuckers with a stupid gadget

The Mark of the Beast, one in the head and one in the hand. Eh. Fuck it. I'll take the chips. I want to browse /pol instantly by my own brain power.

Can you unplug the main device whenever?

I dunno, it looks to small to be an entire frontal lobe

Why is it implanted into your postcentral gyrus? Going to just make everyone schizophrenic kek

This. If it even works, let the early adopters guinea pig themselves for you.

you need internet gas for that to work

>Phone gets virus
>Crippled for life
neat

your naturally high iq is going to be eclipsed by gene edited designer babies anyway. you'll need the implant to keep up like everyonrle else

so I ask again what can it do that a phone/computer can't?

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>$150
>$150
>$150

This price tag excludes only literal bums. Essentially free. Remember, if it’s free, you’re the product.

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I ask again what can it do that my phone or computer can't?

I'll wait for the blackhat after market product with all the nasty bits stripped out of it. Obv.

and do what?
it may be useful for some paralyzed guy to operate wheelchair and robot arm, but otherwise it's useless.

besides I don't like the idea of them adding any electrical in my head when their cars and solar panes have a bad habit of suddenly caching fire for no reason

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>mfw I'm already too smart and drink to make myself stupider so that I can enjoy life

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>how
It doesn’t, you’d just have to be retarded to get it anyways and you’ll feel smarter for having done so.

We thank you for your suffering for the good of mortally challenged.

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Higher bandwidth. You can exchange much mire information during the same time frame.

>getting a cyberbrain to be hacked

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>will you do it my niggers
Of course not.
I'm already far smarter than I should be due to my German ancestry, if I were any smarter, I would be even more unable to stand being around the half-evolved apes that make up most of humanity.
It's already too depressing and aggravating.

I bet you can also hack em and make mind control slave armies.

Learn to hack and you will be able to be a GOD

Fuck of Christ nigger. God doesn’t get to have all the fun. Humanity will evolve and usurp the usurper

key word is forced.

Look at the calendar faggots it's an early April fool's joke

Seems self defeating, really :/

But why? Why would you want to make yourself stupid?

I already have this
It’s a spying device. Family had ties. Ties cut. Kept family alive. 6 year old me gave no fucks

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What happens if you get a concussion? Your brain isnt fixed in your head - it sloshes around during quick changes in velocity. Having hundreds of spider web wires come dislodged inside your skull sounds unpleasant

i'd consider it but i'd be worried weather a human was supposed to eclipse the 300 mark.

That's not it at all.
It's BMI interface for motor function. It allows people to train to use it as a mouse or keyboard. Not understand data.

doing that will probably cause brain damage

this

literally this. I will start hacking normies and MAKE THEM LOVE ME

With electrolytes!

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Fuck you, now I need to install and play.

How... how are they testing it?

Worst case scenario:
>have a few million dollars
>manufacture your own BCI with papa Musks's open sourced hardware diagrams to be sure no 3 letter agency backdoor
>fork the OS or hire a team of trusted devs to make your own
> ???
> literal machine godhood achieved

very suspicious goy, why are you scared to get the implant?

Does it actually increase cognitive power or is it just "dude Google with your brain instead of your phone" . also lol at putting 5g in someones skull jesus. I actually encourage them to do this, that way when normies purchase this and their brains fry en masse from being irradiated maybe rhey will get redpilled

good one

Elon Musk is full of shit. Everything he does loses money except PayPal. Elon Musk made money with PayPal and now hes having fun playing Tony Stark and failing at it, mostly with investors money. Tesla stock is so hyped that he can patch all of his loses by issuing his own stock with minimal dilution (Amazon does this too).

That's literally what he said

Pic related calls neuralink 'tesla drives' and rolls it into the synagogue of saturn/satan

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>Increases IQ by up to 50 points
No. What do I need a 220 IQ for?

In mice

Everybody is going to have such a thing at some point, I guess everybody will have an advanced version of this in 10 years or something with more capability