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Lancaster anons watch out edition

How we holding up, lads?

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Turkey Hill chocolate milk is literally the greatest thing in the world

anyone in northeast PA?

York user here, spoopy

Howdy nigger

Turkey kill lemonade and ice cream made me fucking fat as shit. Until I lost most of my fat. Still drink and eat it though. Shit's addictive.

add me on discord reborn#9769

York here. My cousin who lives with me had contact with the only 2 cases here, ain't I just the luckiest lad.

first for fuck ohio and fuck philly

>havent been to wawa in a week
Fuck Covid-19 I want my hoagies and coffee

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>Turkey kill lemonade and ice cream made me fucking fat as shit.
You can take the fat out of the fatty, but you can't take fatty out of the fat-logic.

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Easton reporting

By no means have I ever been a Yas Forums user and I'm not ever on Yas Forums anymore but with the whole social distancing thing going on I came on here to see what everyone's up to and I think it's really fucking weird that someone where I live actually posts on here.
If shit truly hits the fan feel free to just straight up take it, I've seen it happen before. Cashier once told me it happens every week.

Both of them?

PA is well represented on Yas Forums and /k/

Any western pa anons in?

Go Browns

Berks County user here. Everything is ok up my way. Shelves are a little empty. But they get stocked pretty quick the next day. People need to chill the fuck out.

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Beaver County checking in.

>Berks
My shitty hometown. Sinking Spring / Reading

i hope this cleanses scranton and wilkes-barre of niggers

Westmoreland here

Tom Wolf is a good for nothing faggot and I hope he gets what he deserves when this is over with.

LOL. I was born n raised in Reading. Mulberry Street. I was just in Sinking Spring today. Now I’m in between 61 & 183. Love this country livin.

The medical center user reporting. Today infectious control told us we can't wear masks because they're being rationed- even if you bring your own in. They don't want other employees to get anxiety if they don't have a mask but you're wearing one ??????

No asswipe to be found at Walmart this morning, and not much meat. Eggs and milk were available.

Pressure washers. Relax

Same. An increase in sirens throughout the day today but it's pretty normal in shitsburgh for the most part

Lancaster reporting in. LGH is apparently treating a case as well. Haven't gone anywhere in days.

Dearest Reddit,
Proud Philly user here, and I'd just like to say: Fuck everything. Bernie (pbuh) has died a hero's death in Florida. Adolf Biden and the rabid she-devil Tulsi Mahakali (the notorious war criminal of Abu Ghraib fame) have won the day with their Satanic neoliberal fascism, all thanks to their alt-right supporters on the white supremacist site 4-chan. Who will lead the fight for true communism and formal education now? Fuck everything. Everywhere, colleges around Amerikkka are closing. I abandoned my wife and son to fuck a student who recently abandoned me. I'm starting to feel the effects of the many, many GRIDs STDs I have contracted, as well as the Corona virus. I, Dr. George Ciccariello-Maher, have stopped taking my meds. Instead, I am drowning my sorrows tonight with poppers, soi pizza, and Robotussin. Hopefully I'll black out and I won't wake up, but I'll probably just shit myself again. I just dropped a big-ass smelly deuce in my pants, and there's absolutely nothing that you 4-chan fascists and fuckboys can do about it. Long live Hugo Chavez, NAMBLA, and antifa. I wish I were dead. This is hell.
Love & lust,
Dr. George Ciccariello-Maher, Ph.D

P.S. Fuck everything.

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No, no. I blame myself obviously. But if you tried that shit, do not deny it, it does taste good. I cut down from eating tons of that shit every day to about, 1 time per two months.

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NEPA faggots KYS

Scranton. Ppl still driving around like a bunch of autistic sheep. They need FEMA to lock down this city.

Yeah I went for a drive around New Ken/Lower burrell earlier and all was quiet

Bump. Shits getting locked down soon

A lot more traffic than i expected following wolfs order

Any Ephrata niggas in here?

Another med user, main campus or offshoot?

Checked. This

Might be good but I barely eat and drink that anymore. I'm just going to be hunkered up.

Beaver main campus. This is a ridiculous rationale, even in our employee handbook there is (boiler plate, I'm sure) a statement that employees have the rights to protect themselves

My company has laid off nearly all staff and I'm probably on the list next week.

t. Montgomery

How long do you think until Wolf locks down the state?

We still have wawa

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Anybitches from the monroe country area?

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Beaver County reporting, but I have nothing to contribute. Just watching the news and trying to keep up with what's going on. Got everything I need for the lockdown and it's pretty comfy.

You should really point out that sanitation is more important than a few people being slightly anxious. That's pretty stupid.

If give it a few more days and we will be under lockdown like California. I saw a fucking bowling alley was still open last night

>lancaster
>trucks
I thought the amish used horse and buggys?

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Howdy user, college hill fag here

There's no reasoning with bean counters unfortunately.

Checked

Also yes, tons of PA anons

I miss their ice tea so much

Where are my Bux/Mont anons at

My mom lives in bucks with my brother

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lengeschder standing by

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This is standard protocol for biohazard clean up. There is a group called IICRC that is holding a webinar about “corona virus clean up”. Get ready to have your insurance company raped user

>Redner's was selling eggs yesterday for 99 cents a dozen
>Now it's 2 dozen for $5

I'm going to kick Dick Redner in the balls for this if I ever see him.

Sup, nigger. Allentown here.

North Penn Valley here. I used to like it here. maybe I can use this as an excuse to permanently work remotely and move to the hills

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Wasn't he murdered? Or was that someone else in the Redners family?

Ephrata is turning itself into the trailer capital of the world right fucking now, dude.

Bristol fag here. I've been ready since January. Just ordered another 100 rounds of 9mm.

His son. Police/media insist it's a total mystery, but it was obviously a drug deal gone bad.
Dick refuses to believe it and still offers the bounty on info.

more than few Lancaster user's on this board.

Philadelphia here. Kenney’s not enforcing nonviolent crime now so we’re mega fucked.

International Institute of Carpet Repair and Cleaning? That IICRC?