/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2333 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

the chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus. as harsh and far-reaching these actions have proven, the Chinese administration can no longer contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic and I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far. it is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details. no amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so. whether europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen.

soon there will be less uninfected than threads

DELTA NOTCH JUST STARTED HIS LAST QUARANTINE LIVE SET

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threadly reminder to wife a nurse and have (white) babies

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Not a big deal, just flatten it bro.

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STOP POSTING PEPES AND LAMENTING WITH GLEE THAT PEOPLE ARE DYING AND SUFFERING WITH THE VIRUS

HELP YOUR FELLOW MAN!!!!

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!

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My dad has it. hes 67, he got the fever 3 days ago. I saw him 10 days ago. How fucked am I

Thread disinfectant

wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

likely 14 mio dead chinks as of today

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mashallah brothers

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>Richard Weber Jr., a Manhattan-based partner at Gallo Vitucci Klar, died Wednesday, according to Law.com, which cited the LGBT Bar Association of New York, or LeGal, of which Weber was a board member.

oh nonononononon

Based

comeoutside getinmycar

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

How many people under 70 have died from this?

*cough*

based Millions dead in China
>Wuhan is a ghost town
>Xi is dead
>Mass cremation

/CVG/ Now:
>Yooooooo broooo roll to see if you have aids bro!
>Woahhhhh 5 new cases in *whocaresland*
>Broooooo look someone who was 30 died don't worry about their preexisting hypertension and heart valve failure.
>China's lying broooo even though there's no new videos and they are clearly back to work and things are getting better but just believe me brooooo

At first it was fun, larps of doctors from Wuhan saying 50k dead, videos showing crematories and millions suspected dead.
All threads after #500 have devolved into retarded conspiracy theories and bad math. I watched it happen.
Clearly none of the stuff from the beginning was real; I enjoyed it but with all the new info this is unfortunalty nothing.

>200 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one.
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

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America will be okay right?

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thank you for these high info posts

A warehouse of the 27th Army near Beijing exploded last night.The CCP is accustomed to placing troops far from urban areas. The reason is to facilitate brainwashing of soldiers. What exactly happened in Beijing last night? 38 army barracks exploded, 27 army warehouses exploded.

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Bill Mitchell. I've lost interest in all people, besides him. People who are considered desirable by the general population don't cut it for me anymore.

Bill Mitchell really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I fucking die.

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ofc it wont.
But still many people (especially old ones) will die.

fucking nothingburger
more threads than deaths in New York

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POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA
>POLAND GONNA DESINFECT THE STREETS WITH 430,000 LITERS OF CONFISCATED VODKA

>abc.es/sociedad/abci-polonia-desinfecta-calles-y-transporte-publico-vodka-202003201949_noticia.html

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even their pleas for help are pathetically pc

Breaking news: A fire broke out in an army camp in Langfang near Beijing. Chinese online community has rumors that factional struggles within the Chinese army have been fierce since Wuhan Virus

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Where's the vaccine/cure then shill? Why are countries in shutdown mode? What's with the mass amounts of dead bodies being shown from Italy and spain? Why are governments confiscating medical masks? Why is there a shortage of every available anti-viral known?

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Holy shit US. The Corona virus in your country is growing almost faster then Italy. Do you guys not wash your hands or something? Smh.

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How about sleeping on different beds?

we're all sharing news from our countries. What more can we do? they want us to stay inside.

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YOU WANTED PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS
WELL HERE ITALY PROVIDES
>italians passing out in the streets 1/2

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JUST 30 (THIRTY) NEW CASES
ARE REST OF THE COUNTRIES EVEN TRYING???
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Clues in the name >Fucking sister

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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE NOTHINGBURGET SHILLS
>PIC RELATED

POSSIBLE REAL NUMBER OF DEATHS IN CHINA: DON'T LET IT GET MEMORYHOLED

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Whelp, I live in Georgia and Albany just had about 400 tests done on people.
The first 14 results were up locally released and 13 of the 14 test results were positive.
Take that as you will.

What the hell is going on in Amerimuttland?
+5000 new cases every day, it's Italy-tier bad by now.
Turkey seems to be doing pretty bad too, as the number of their cases doubles every day.

Do you have any info, weather lockdown hindered renewal of payment?

Wtf hug her back you fag how often do you get the chance to spend time with family anyways

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COORDINATED

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Becoming PM ages you so fucking fast

Based coping

Your faggot PM doesn't have it but his wife and her black boyfriend do.

Based

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50 coofs have been allotted to your account, Wang

Enjoy while you still can!

>italians passing out in the streets 2/2

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If China has the infection under control, shouldn’t its “recovered” numbers be going up?

it looks warm in the Italian mountains.

>The country with cramped cities will be okay
No.
Get fucked.

nice

people start licking and slurping the pavement

>stop posting pepes

So you're saying you want more pepes?

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THINGS ARE KICKING IN FULL GEAR TONIGHT

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and is that calculating out the average as well? also, people may have no money. but that's some mitigation

do someone have the number in every country ?

Yes, spoon her with your boner. Should be enough to keep her away. Who cares if she finds you creepy afterwards at least it is stopping her from crawling in your bed

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Just realized its called Ecuador because its on the equator

We're not doing much testing either.
You know it's bad when Trudeau has to deny asylum seekers from the US border.

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this

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My pleasure.

>someone in pences office tested positive
Do we have any more info or is that it?

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Spring break.

>singing in the rain

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discharge

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He will be fine

>JUST A PNEUMONIA FLU BRO

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based Millions dead in China
>Wuhan is a ghost town
>Xi is dead
>Mass cremation

/CVG/ Now:
>Yooooooo broooo roll to see if you have aids bro!
>Woahhhhh 5 new cases in *whocaresland*
>Broooooo look someone who was 30 died don't worry about their preexisting hypertension and heart valve failure.
>China's lying broooo even though there's no new videos and they are clearly back to work and things are getting better but just believe me brooooo

At first it was fun, larps of doctors from Wuhan saying 50k dead, videos showing crematories and millions suspected dead.
All threads after #500 have devolved into retarded conspiracy theories and bad math. I watched it happen.
Clearly none of the stuff from the beginning was real; I enjoyed it but with all the new info this is unfortunalty nothing.

>200 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one.
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.
Lol

Thanks, mate!

is china in total chaos right now and the world just has no idea?

You're taking a huge economic punch, but you'll bounce back. You have to. Otherwise China will step up and take your place.

One dick a day keeps the sister away

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China has nothing under control they're just trying to make it seem like they do while they leave their people to die to "help" other countries so when it is all over everyone has to be thankful to them. It's smart but disgusting

Kino

yuo are in the ned of virus help help

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I don’t speak paella

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

not just dead, but also locked up in quarantine camps

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REMINDER
this virus only kills CHINKS

East Asians have more receptors (over 5 times more) favoring the viral process, specifically ACE2-expressing cells.

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1

No, it isn't just "one guy". Look at the human genome database:

These are all variants known to positively influence the amount of ACE2-expressing cells:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs233575
East Asian A=1.00
African A=0.988
South Asian A=0.82
American A=0.79
Europe A=0.66

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs714205
East Asian G=0.54
South Asian G=0.47
American G=0.30
Europe G=0.20
African G=0.101

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1978124
East Asian C=0.99
African C=0.900
South Asian C=0.78
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.53

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs879922
East Asian G=0.96
South Asian G=0.71
American G=0.72
Europe G=0.65
African G=0.454

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs2048683
East Asian G=0.99
African G=0.807
South Asian G=0.80
American G=0.75
Europe G=0.65

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1877752
East Asian C=0.98
South Asian C=0.71
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.64
African C=0.453

Huge variance across populations, with East Asians usually at the top (meaning highest risk of infection), and Europeans usually at the bottom (meaning lowest risk infection).

2019-nCoV infects you via ACE2 protein receptors in your lungs. Chinese people have 5 times the amount of these in their lungs. Assume an R0 of 4 in China: among whites, 2019-nCoV might have an R0 as low as 4/5.

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Some countries sadly don't test their people, which throws so much data off.

I hope Xinnie gets fucked.

How does this make you feel?

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You're not on reddit fren

>post your prepped load!
post your prepped mask load!
>are you prepped bro haha
get prepped!
>are you prepped for the virus?

the virus really exposed Yas Forums. a bunch of faggots prepping their loads and posting pictures. i dream of changes in society as well but not from a flu. you are all a bunch of faggots. also you are being controlled. you have been coerced and manipulated into prepping for this and posting about it non stop ok Yas Forums.

this is the most successful any event has been at controlling and influencing Yas Forums. nothing productive is getting done because it’s all pozzed load virus posting.

it’s sad really. worst state pol has ever been in.

pol has been reduced to a bunch of screaming banshees prepping for a viral load. the irony.

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You are now aware that alamost had the deaths are from Italy alone and the bulk of the rest is China. Countries that actually correctly attribute deaths to Corona, and not simply listing everyone infected as a corona death, have a stupidly low mortality rate. Furthermore expected mortality rates are met, even with all of "corona deaths" until now.
You are now aware that the flu kills 22k in the US alone in a season.
You are now aware that the goverment is stripping you from fundumendal freedoms and isolated you to you house for this.

>based

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Put dick inside her you incel

I JUST WANT TO BE PURE

What happened? He used to be handsome.

you're living the dream faggot kys

>this virus only kills CHINKS
Guess italians are chinks now.

mandate of heaven lost

Post bobos instead.

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>Spoon her with your boner. Should be enough to keep her away
I'm "afraid", that it's the reason she is getting into his bed in the middle of the night

I've tried. I've moved to the couch and she follows like an hour later.
jesus fucking christ i knew i shouldn't have asked you freaks. I'm specifically TRYING not to end up in a situation like that

you know what to do

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probably. all western reporters are gone. the revolution will NOT be televised.

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Look like chinks to you idiot shill

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2 of the shittiest places in america
ripoff

just you wait pablo

I sure wish people would stop freaking the fuck out over this stupid horse shit.
It's literally a fucking meme virus. It's just something that STUCK. Like "OMG GOTTA BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER, GOTTA BUY ALL THE BREAD AND MILK IN THE STORE, etc.
Situations like this just go to show the IQ of the people who live amongst you.
>t. went to the store the other day and there wasn't a single slice of bread left in the whole motherfucker
kek

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there are unironically a lot of chinks in italy, but yeah, this will kill more than just bugs, though the grand roach extermination is a welcome change

After coming back from New Years, the Chinese are low on money and now they can't work. Additionally, they figure that the government can't expect then to pay until this is all resolved.

This pandemic will change how the world approaches medication and vaccination for the rest of time.
This may not be extinction levels, but if death levels remain the same and if the predicted worldwide infection level is true, then 80% of the world will get it and 200 million people will die.

we're partying bro!!!

Maybe he's just taking a nap in the street.

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Interesting

No, other info than missed payments of service contracts and their subsequent cancelation.
It is very hard to confirm anything in China right now because of the information blackout.
But the numbers fit well in with the 2% mortality rate.

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OK, these are the numbers outside China. From the left, the columns are Infected, Deaths, Deaths Per Day.
The red column on the right is my projection through March 31. Basically, the prior day's numbers are multiplied by 1.2. Seems to be fairly accurate and things start really accelerating in the next few days.

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She just feels lonely despite being so close to family and seeks comfort. Just spend more time with her in daytime, maybe you have some common hobby.

>7,772,247,022 infected
>7,772,247,022 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction level event won't cause an end to all life on earth

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Fuck off, Wang!

Kansas City anons, pepper your angus. National Guard setting up at the Truman Athletic Complex and the screenshot is from a doctor buddy of mine. No cars on the roads but for healthcare employees and law enforcement.

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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It's just a flu, bro. Really. Nothingburger. Relax. Common cold kills hundreds of billions of people every day

Thanks /pol for all the prep threads. Freezer fridge and cupboards loaded up.

why do people keep quoting chinese figures as if the are believable?

FUCK HER IN THE ASS!

Source?

Ok, here's your (((You)))
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Happeningfags really clinging to this one./

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Gonna need a firefighter

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Just confirmed, 16 new cases here. 110 infected in total

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Just having a nap, really sleepy

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because they work for china

i think people just want 2 week off work desu

Is she fucking retarded or something? Tell her to fuck off to her room already. Tell your parents to tell her to fuck off to her room already.

also

>rape

They're chinks

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fuck many african country look promising

good luck corona chan

>ctrl+f hydroxychloroquine
fellas you didn't get the news? pack it in, she's finished.

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Uhhh.....guys?

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241038166024433665?s=19

AHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF FUCKKKK
IT WAS 25 2 DAYS AGO

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faggot. assert dominance. either fuck her or direct her towards productive endeavors. she needs comfort, but don't deceive her

It's terribly boring but eerily similar. 6.5 is about right though

It's so close to real life you would think it's made AFTER this happened.

I didn't say anything about fucking her you retard just enjoy the company

So each day is an average 20% increase of the prior days figures? We’re done.

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Women get in the mood for having children during catastrophes.

Yeah pretty much, but I just thought it was funny I assumed they would have stopped most flights I didn't know I would ever see it that cheap.

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Americans are doing nothing but flicking to grocery stories buying all the TP, rice, and pasta. This thing is going to spread so fast just from grocery runs alone.

they are commie so commie believe the party number. Jewish ideology is bad for your brain.

youtu.be/ep-d7gS2OVw
>THEY
youtu.be/UnirBHW-Qv4
>ARE
youtu.be/9JJwONKJxiA
>GOING
youtu.be/bvOR6ZkM5mY
>TO
youtu.be/I5bueFcnM74
>SHUT
youtu.be/m2myGdGnC08
>DOWN
youtu.be/mQXdTkRs-JU
>THE
youtu.be/dNb4x4WJAXU
>INTERNET
youtu.be/RxwmKusmKAs
>VERY
youtu.be/yRM51B9PRZo
>SOON
youtu.be/1aoBdUG81SU

Ok, assuming Xi does not win. What then?

>falling for the meme cure

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so did the bongs back down on the herd?
youtube.com/watch?v=CgBU_XWPZBY

Nice

She wants the D bro, not even joking.

lol now you can't even take a fucking drive alone in your car for 15 minutes with the windows rolled up

>Meme flag

doing a death statistik for germany as well.
Having more or less the same Information, so i can confirm this to be correct.

What about the 55 year old. Where you got the information? I don't have him.

avg. age is ~ 82 year assuming 80+ = 80.

>probable average mortality: 9,98%
Does Mortality mean the patient is dead? Or what does it mean? pls explain

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Can confirm. Get pregnant before the rape I reckon

that's one hell of a bowl of bat soup

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The government here tried to sweep some cases under the rug in port Macquarie 66 people got infected and they tried to hide it

>Replying to chinks

W R O N G

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A military coup is the most probable way they'll get rid of the commies, let's hope this is the beginning.

A lot of anons spent the last 4-6 weeks warning anyone they cared for, guess how that worked out

TRISTATE REPORT IN HOW WE DOING

DOWNSTATE NY HERE GROCERY STORES ARE NOW EMPTY OF SUPPLIES AND PEOPLE IM IN MY ROOM WATCHING EVANGELION

That's kinda what homeless people do.

FRIENDS!!!"!

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>29,982
AAAAAAAAAGSGGAGAGGGAGGAGGAGGAGAGAGGAGAAAAAGAGGA

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Checking. I haven't posted this in a while. Deaths are on a 1/10 scale on the right axis

I'm getting scared now, the happening was fun when it was still a crapshoot that it was going to happen but now that it's here I want it to stop.

High schoolers fucking 24/7 in the current breaks worldwide with everyone and everything are gonna doom us all

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denial down, 3 more stages to go guys
that tweet is about an entirely different drug retard

it'll either fracture into multiple states or some other toadie will take his place. i think they usually have a number 1 and number 2 on stand by for this type of situation.

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Update my statistik is much worse and only contains 34 cases. mostly because i started too late and dont want to spend hours for searching.

lawful neutral should be swapped with chaotic good or maybe chaotic neutral

This is the one true cure.

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Congratulations retards
You've been participating in a shill op to fuck the thread

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SOMEONE IN PENCE'S OFFICE IS INFECTED

OH NONONOONONONONONOO

Wtf which country is Other i never heard of it

Because its their job. See:

tfw fell for the bidet meme and now my bathroom is covered with shitty water

tongue

GET THE HCQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

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yeah lmao.

there's a chance I got it from a coworker, will show symptoms in 4-7 days if that's true.
is there anything I can do now to get ready?

SHE'S GOING TO RAPE THE GOVERNMENT IN THE ASS

just moved away and have lots of friends/family there. i dont see how that letter implies deployment of national guard

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Dammit. Forgot graph.

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Can't you just wash your ass in the shower?

they already got hcq that's why he name dropped it this week

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>AMERICA IS GOING TO END UP WORSE THAN ITALY
AMERICA IS GOING TO END UP WORSE THAN ITALY
>AMERICA IS GOING TO END UP WORSE THAN ITALY
AMERICA IS GOING TO END UP WORSE THAN ITALY
>AMERICA IS GOING TO END UP WORSE THAN ITALY
AMERICA IS GOING TO END UP WORSE THAN ITALY

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RT is a meme, lad

OMG people died in the amount totalling epic gamer number ? Best timeline

How bad is this disease really? I want to volunteer to help in my community because I'm an able-bodied NEET but I'm getting cold feet.

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Remove embarassing stuff from your home and PC.

Can someone explain why there is a massive surge in schizophrenic style faces being posted as reactions?

They all have their mouth cartoonishly agape and horrific eyes. Obnoxious to an extreme degree.

Where did this come from?

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Numbers dead seem steady and regular. I've been watching the call for days. Nothing exponential.
Something is up. But this is not it.
Pic not related.

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BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want some BAT SOUP with choice of three dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!!

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this +1

That depends.
Here is what will happen next: First, the wallstreet money flowing into the party member's pockets is completely dependant on keeping the world buying cheap stuff made in China.
This in turn is the only thing keeping the red dynasty, called the CCP, alive.
But now the money has dried up.
The red emperor and his eunuchs have nothing but the deepest disdain for the lower casts. They don't care the least for dead slave workers.
So, next the CCP cronies will try to force the slaves back into the factories, without payment or food. At gunpoint if needed.
But it will not help them. The peasants are afraid, they are starving and will cut off their heads.
China is looking at another 100 years of warlords and destruction.
Any ambitions the CCP had for world domination are as dead as the bat in their soup.

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ur id

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shower?

Can confirm, hornier than usual

Now that I'm not allowed to the leave the house I have the urge to leave the house.

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Stress does that.

hans please not all of us take pleasure in this act

How long till people with the Virus will actively try to get people they hate sick? Do you think there'll be any psycho's actively trying to kill off their parents this way?

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Yes because these threads have so much other than >reaction image "ITS FUCKING OVEEERRRRRRR!!!!"

good, that should shut the nothingburgers up

Based trips, confirmed factual

DC boomers will drop dead soon
Rand Paul - Tulsi Gabbard for President

Take vitamin C,D,K2, minerals you're lacking and rest.

Y’all think lookner gets laid? He’s definitely gay right?

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The mayor of the most badly affected city, Bergamo in the affluent northern region of Lombardy, said the true number of fatalities from the pandemic in his area was four times higher than was officially reported so far.
"Many of the elderly are dying in their houses or in old people's homes, without anyone testing them either before or after they die," Giorgio Gori told the Huffington Post.

the the fuck is she a child
i like the reference in the back

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>implying a distributed system can ever be shutdown
Oh you mean your shitty webz?
In all sincerity
Nothing of value was lost

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>city on lockdown
>lost my job
>can't pay cell phone bill
>must be dead.

cases literally depend on testing
the us has about the same population as europe

they look like printers made in the 1990s

How long till the internet and other shit starts getting cut?

Venezuela just went down.

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my

foxnews.com/politics/a-person-in-pences-office-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-vps-office-announces

>PENCE STAFF INFECTED
PENCE STAFF INFECTED
PENCE STAFF INFECTED
PENCE STAFF INFECTED
PENCE STAFF INFECTED
PENCE STAFF INFECTED

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noooo bus drivers are trapping Canadians in the back while they are safe

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Got an alert on my phone saying that international travellers returning must self-isolate for 14 days or risk a $2000 fine. Even asks to report others who don't comply with this order.