HAPPENING!!! CHUCK NORRIS HAS CONTRACTED CORONAVIRUS!!!!!

Why is this thing targeting our memes?

>CHUCK NORRIS
is totaly gay and ain't shit compared to bruce lee or jett li. shit, even donnie yen is better than chuck.
>hurr durr chuck's so base cause he's white
pfffft, chuck shit his pants when bruce lee choked him out

Doctors are saying that tragically the virus is unlikely to get out alive.

Damn. It's not a hoax. This is the most badass virus of all time.

can a man be so base?

AI is doing it, skynet is online

>The only decent human being in Hollywood
>A pedo

Drink bleach, faggot!

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Chuck who? Who gives a fuck about some pimp Hollywood fucko?

woah, this joke looks verbatim to the one my grandmother posted on facebook 3 days ago

Buttmad microdick asian "males"

Are we back in 2006?

Oh shit.....Is he a friend of Oprah's ?

Chuck Norris is great, but its not 2005, shut the fuck up

haven't heard a Chuck Norris joke in like 10 years
thanks

please may this be the case

The abnormality in Chuck's blood will be used to create the cure once he makes the antibodies... This is great news!

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Roundhouse kick coronachan in the balls, Chuck!

I still laughed

you get nostalgia points from me user, good job

THIS. IT'S REDDIT PEOPLE.

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shut the fuck up

>kicked his butt in a movie
>this is equal to winning a fight against him irl
Chuck in his prime could probably fuck him up desu

WTF. ALL HOPE IS LOST

ITS OVER

HAPPENING CANCELLED

Fucking leaf, don't try to mess with the wrong hero. I'm sure Norris blood is the answer we need to cure this coronavirus bullshit.

lol this is fake news we all know that shit is impossible

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youtube.com/watch?v=cPJ5NVLZPw4

Chinks BTFO forever by Chuck Norris.
Again.

Want to know how I know you're not an originalfag?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuyWJStmNRw

>Imagine EVER finding Chuck Norris memes funny...
Imagine not having watched Chuck Norris movies your whole life, and not having a list of dad-joke tier Chuck Norris jokes in your head.

Chuck Norris went out and got corona virus just so his sweat could become the antidote

Based norris

Chuck Norris is so tough, when he beats it, everyone else will be cured.

It‘s over, he kills the whole virus

Check. Newfag confirmed

Would this be a good time to start METH?

>another celebrity

They are forcing him to do it for the express purpose that people will joke about it and make memes.
It's a tension release valve

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>Chuck in his prime could probably fuck him up desu

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>fights chuck norris
>dies

He's famously Christian, I like him

Kek

No he infected corona

Fucking Leaf

Tom Hanks raped a 13 year old girl.

Kek.

COVID-19 just caught Chuck Norris.

Leafs have no action hero’s. What a fucking surprise.

This
Pic related

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>Chuck Norris jokes
A simpler time, a better time
Blessed thread

Corona is the mark of the beast. The righteous will not be infected.

So many celebrities. Why?

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fuck off Chang

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Coronavirus has contracted Chuck Norris

Hot.

Imagine having become this joyless.

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king

>He's famously Christian, I like him
He also advocates for the 2nd Amendment and knows about the chemtrails

BRADU PITTU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>forcing
They did it to themselves

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Wow. A Norwegian that never had the pleasure of a new Chuck Norris joke every two weeks in college while taking a dump.

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I always thought they were fucking lame but this one was pretty fucking hilarious

When chuck norris sneezes, he is not expelling a CIA bioweapon virus, it is the virus trying to escape his immune system

mods delete this cringe please

I don't doubt that but Q shit is not real either