/aus/pol - Morning Edition

G'day cunts wakey wakey

>Government locks down the nation in fight against coronavirus
skynews.com.au/details/_6142913406001

>Closing schools would create a 'drain on healthcare workers'
skynews.com.au/details/_6143006332001

>Australian COVID-19 cases rise above 870
skynews.com.au/details/_6143534555001

>Coronavirus update: Italy records biggest day-to-day rise in deaths
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-21/coronavirus-australia-live-updates-covid-19-latest-news-march-21/12076884

>Pies dismantle Dogs to make early statement
afl.com.au/news/387294/pies-dismantle-dogs-to-make-early-statement

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daily reminder to please not sniff petrol from any cans today boys

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Cunt, you just deprived me a first post

what's for breakfast lads?
I had a scone and a coffee

leftover pasta from last night.

anyone else have tomato sauce on pasta?

Reminder the supply chain is totally gone we are totally out of food cows have corona

>cows have corona
what

>sky
>sky
>sky
>abc
>afl
What is this, propaganda edition or something?

what do you fucking want then cunt

A royal commission into the university sector needs to be undertaken. As a country, we must re-evaluate universities that ignored the advice of the government and funded for the direct import of infected chinese international students. Approximately there are 800,000 students/graduates on temporary visas in Australia. Any that arrived after January 1st that have compromised us.
The universities are to be held accountable for facilitating the spread of the disease and contravention of the migration act, migration regulations and biosecurity act.

4 eggs and I got banned for thought crime

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All on a dead board I never post on

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What to say the cows have the virus and they had to be burned no more cows

sauce? can cows legit catch it or is this a stitch up?

what do we do when the cows are burning?

I am in pretty good with the cows they tell me are all getting sick

How do we sleep when our beds are burning?

ah yeah, fair enough

Bacon mushroom egg cheese hash brown in a Turkish roll. Missus had mushroom pesto roll with bacon and hash brown

Crokey moyts, it's a fakin rippah ow theh todoy

Can we start calling it PRC virus? We need to blame the chinks but this way lefties can't call us racist, and it's more accurate.

How can we dance when our cows are burning?
How do we sleep while our cows are burning?
How can we dance when our cows are burning?
How do we sleep while our cows are burning?

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Fuck me.

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how do we wipe when our guts are churning?

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Seriously don’t even bother going to the supermarket there is no food Australia is over

Praise him

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plenty here cunt

The VC of Sydney uni is married to a Chinese woman.
He is regularly posting the most retarded takes on social issues. At some point he defended chinks buying powder milk, and explained that it's racist that aussies don't want to sell their milk to China.
I think he was corrected by b-school profs explaining how and why it's retarded (aussies can't directly export to china, it has to be done through a chinese joint venture, i.e. a chinese company, i.e. a company that chinks themselves won't trust, which is why they buy the powder milk abroad).

>get virus
>Coof into a wire mesh ball
>put ball in glass jar + freezer
>???

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How do we wipe while the chinks are hoarding?

Any of you guys want to try anal?

What‘s your address?

The same people begging for the government to lock us all down are the ones who want to release people in detention centres

Their agenda is becoming increasingly transparent

The deal

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Reminder to all hoarders that Peter Dutton is going to torture you on Christmas Island because hoarding is un-Australian and we're full so fuck off.

what was the ad for cunt?

based Peter

Ban foreign exchange, remove profit incentives, provide federal support, increase interest on hecs.

checked, and obligatory morning lads.
I said this yesterday, there is no way those cunts are all at home now self isolating after being on a cruise for 2 weeks and have no food in their pantry. They’re all at Woolies or coles squabbling over toilet paper. Fucking boomer cruises

the unis helped them get around the travel bans so their cash cows could get back here for a milking.

Leftover meatloaf, bacon, two eggs on cheese, and tomato cooked on the BBQ and served up with baby spinach and half an avocado. Washed down with two mugs of bulletproof coffee.
Keto breakfast of champions.

Woke up to hear over 620 spaghettiniggers kicked the bucket in last 24 hours. Going to be a glut of cheap housing in Lombardy soon.

Heckin bacerino!!

Just tea. Only one meal per day atm.

fasting or have fuck all food becasue cunts panic bought?

Considering this disease is going cause a massive swing to the right and anti globalism sentiments these commie kike puppets best shut their mouths.

Both. I weigh 179kg. This pandemic is a good reason to lose weight and save money at the same time.

Drink beer while we wait for them to cook.

>Going to be a glut of cheap housing in Lombardy soon.

Except they've all been 87 years old & the house is left to the 40 year kids still living at home

bacon and eggs

>tomato sauce on pasta
god's food

just got back from the butcher's and they said the wholesalers have run out of stock

i went shopping yesterday. can't drink a beer in a shopping center around here that's against the law. but things are different now. reckon we look at the virus all wrong, i bought a pair of running shoes for half price because nobody else is buying running shoes, socks too. never ran before but a got a lot of time cause i don't got to go the work anymore. what you call a shopping cart is a trolley down here and in my trolley i dropped a carton of beer in and did my grocery shopping. things are different now. ever drank a beer while bagging vegetables at woolworths without fear of being arrested or asked to leave? i did nobody to stop me anymore, all too busy worrying about the virus to get too close. i never want this to stop, so far the virus is the best thing to happen to me in years. don't have to go to work government pays me. cops too busy to tell me what. made yesterday my last beer cause now the real world begins and i got work to do. no more time to waste.

reckon that beer tasted a lot like freedom.

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it's because of the drought, abattoirs in my area have had to truck in cattle from over 2000 km away. they used to increase the prices to dissuade people from buying too much, but now the panic buyers have just exhausted the limited stock

lmao
state?

>this
we all had one chance to strike a death blow to the chinks. our government and media have fucked this up by calling it 'corona' virus.
It's called the China Flu, ffs

afternoon faggots

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>housing in Lombardy
Have you seen Italian apartments? Nobody is going to buy that shit

>YOU WANT ME TO DROP THIS CUNT?

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makes sense. my butcher was still selling at regular prices interestingly enough. he did say that wholesale price has gone up in the biddings.
I reckon smaller butchers just won't be able to get supply anymore at the auctions.

>so far the virus is the best thing to happen
100% accurate.

they look like those aliens from star wars