Brit/pol/ - Keep Calm and Spaz On Edition

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liver PEEEWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL

fuck liverpudlians and fuck boats

>Why haven't you lads taken the snuffpill yet then?
>>Over 200 diffrent types to choose from ranging in moisture, nicotine levels and flavoured scents.
>>An age old british tradition with proud small independent manafacturers still producing it.
>>Avoids the carcegiones of burnt tobbaco and is much better for you In comparison.
>>Costs next to nothing due to zero tax levy, a 10g tin will set you back best part of 3 quid and will last you a fortnight with moderate everyday use.
>>Methonol snuff is the ultimate headache remover, and airway clearer.
>>a moderate strength dose is double the nicotine strength of a cigarette.
>>Not affected by the smoking ban can snuff up anywhere, be it at work or in public places like cafes, pubs, trains etc.
>>The ultimate pleb filter, only true mastered patricans will stick with it as its inherently down to technique.
>>Can be used in flameless areas in certain workplaces like mines, labs, plant rooms etc.
>>Has plenty of paraphernalia to go with it from bespoke boxes, spoons, bullets, handkerchiefs, yet unneeded for the unitintianted.
>>Can be used in any climate be it snow, wind or shine forget the days of struggling to light a fag.
>>The ultimate conversation starter with curious onlookers.
>>A proud single tradition shared with both genrty and working class.
>>Easy as twist, pour, sniff.
>Why haven't you taken the snuff pill yet?

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Where are you anons located? Wirral fag here.

Flu-Manchu, go back qualantine! You sick man!

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He's the son of kays good cooking i've just fucking realised

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just want godwinson back

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UK could peak higher than Italy.

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-whats-coming-is-extremely-big-uk-consultant-says-outbreak-could-be-worse-than-in-italy-11960994

I am watching this; it is a documentary about the human condition; it's sad

I got sick of washing handkerchiefs and having pub landlords try to throw me out for using coke.
Especially foreign ones, who'd never heard of snuff and refused to believe me, or try it when offered.
Nice though. Good conversation starter - great fun to share. No tax on it.
Also, spoon-fags can go to Hell. Oh, and boxes never seal properly.

For me it’s snus

Any essential supplies that go through Liverpool are going to end up on a car boot sale in St Helens. We are fucking doomed if we are depending on scousers.

>Consultant
lol

i smoked a cig through my nose once, it was awful

Absolute unit of a family.

i just want to look at big booty cuties

Shit lads, I just coofed.

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I'm black, british and fucking proud of that

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loogh! loogh at the foghen sign!

Huntingdonshire lad and proud fuck the Southern posh and prily Cambridgeshire soft lot, I wish we kept the original county lines.
Oh ah up Cromwell!

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Agrarianism/Self Sufficiency, Nationalism, Christianity, Distrubutism, and Labour Unions. All guns and drugs should be legilized.

What's it like in the UK are ye all isolating in your houses? What's the general public consensus with this thing.

if you're not chris eubank then you can fuck right off tbph
he's the only acceptable wog in my book

so snuff is like nicotine cocaine?
does it have a drip?
seems to be dirt cheap may stock up

more people are complaining about pakis

I used to put snuff in my joints, makes em menthol

My auntie was rushed to hospital earlier with chest pains.

back to work on monday for me in construction

Tinned food, dry food, frozen food, booze, plenty of cis, and the ability to grow your own weed.

tinnie number ten
what are you lads drinking?

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ffs

Mongs are buying a bunch of shit they don't need because the media told them a coof is the apocalypse.

Any update.

if you ignore the fake numbers from china, the total number of "recoveries" is only 19,792 and the death total is 8121, which puts the CFR at around 30%. this is likely much higher, because iran has been caught undercounting figures and china potentially has 14 million deaths and an unknown number of infections.

I just farted, subtly. Kinda stinks.

darkweb is still going as normal

this is my Jerusalem

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Silent but Violent.

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need money lad what can i do

Ye all still working? I'm working in construction too, very afraid I'll lose my job and company car with it. Fucking Chink bastards.

The normies are cracking me up

>making me want to post my ammo of sainsbury's home brand stocked up
c'mon, nig

you like gin btw?

fuck deanoboxes

I would rather be isolating in my house but apparently I'm an essential worker. I may still decide to self-isolate. I stopped going to the pub a week ago myself but I think there are plenty of people there tonight. There has been a lot less traffic than usual round here this week and a lot of the local shops are nearly empty. Definitely starting to get weird.

John Barnes?

Not yet but it looks quite serious judging by the wider family's reactions.

Many cases near you?

Nah I hate it

I'm working accounts for NHS. never had more job security

NHS worker here. Thank fuck I'm the "I.T. guy" as I can work from home.

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Don't usually make my way into this neck of the woods, but I needed to vent. For all my life I've been a good progressive leftist boy, fuck the patriarchy, class consciousness, social revolution, etc. etc...

But now, watching the government's lacklustre approach to dealing with the virus? Fuck it. Why is there no full military dictatorship? Why did we not descend into virulent xenophobic border controls as soon as this turned into the biggest shitstorm in a generation? Why are we not feeling the full weight of the state stamping on the virus's (and our) faces forever? The situation is utterly hopeless, and the government's limp-wristed approach to dealing with it is only making things worse. What the fuck is wrong with this country?

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Will Lee die from Coronavirus?

>goes out to the shops everyday
>worst lifestyle
>bad diet
>lung problems

>working
I've been a neet/wheeler dealer (cash in hand/no tax) since 2014
Feel like a millionaire, but i'm still a poorfag in terms of mindset.

I love Rover 100'S

>pub
Fucking madness ye haven't closed them down quicker. Bojo will get fucked for this.

as if i live ina one of them kiddo

You're only supposed to isolate if you're sick at all or 70 or over. I've been isolated for a week since I've got a cold lol

Last I checked there was 26 cases in Devon, mostly around the Exeter area, but it's probably spread since then, I'm very rural so hopefully I have half a chance.

Guess what I am thinking about

that's the drink that makes me lose my shit. everybody has one, and that's mine
i have 8 bottles of gin
sloe gin is the best imo. it's like wine but twice the strength

Lads
I went to the pub and to be fair it was underwhelming.

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monkey easily bro

I had a few cans of Doom Bar and I drank those. I had 8 cans of Thatchers Gold that I had stockpiled for the weekend but I drunk most of those. I have spirits that I might slide on to. Don't usually get drunk but fucked up week at work.

Fuck yew

spaghetti?

you are a small minded little cretin

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capitalism

bricks

My wife.

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A pair of feckin' women's knickers.

>cans of Doom Bar
sounds grim
i don't like doom bar anyway, but ale out of cans is just degenerate tbph

Someone plz link me full UK bill on corona control measures

Everyone here is working from home unless you absolutely must go into work i.e. Doctors etc... We're all told to stay indoors. People on the radio giving out about seeing people sitting too close together when out for a picnic. Mad the difference in government stances.

Anyone else wanking rn

Spaghetti

oh shit lads sir trevor mcdonald is making a documentary on us look sharp

Do you live alone?

Just found out I came into contact with someone who had corona and so far I've spent a considerable amount of time with alot of people. Am I /superspreader/ yet?

No
Not at this moment
I have stocked up, so not that
Close

You mean our wife!

i like old trev. there's a certain charm to this kind of carribean mutt

>Want to listen to USSR anthem on youtube
>forced to listen to neoliberal 30 second racemixing propaganda by some rich people

Just finished

I think what our gov says is best because we're gonna need to get to a point where enough people have immunity

Is your name Jack?

don't lie, you fucking love a good brick you saucy trollop

You want to escape Italy lad?

I love going to the local pub for a carvery and a pint and I know nobody else wants to stop but I can see pubs that are full of people tonight from my window and there have been multiple corona deaths in the local hospital. It's a bit questionable.

Make it a fitting one for the final episode lad.
Currently yeah.

Nice

Yeah desu that's going to be the way for most countries, your government just didn't sugarcoat it.

Fair enough lad the asociation with coke and herion dust is sure a down right annoyance, luckily my local landlord is aware of the stuff and knows full well the difference.
Yet spoons are handy I'll have you not hate on them, as in construction where they make you wear gloves all the time, a good ol spoon is handy to avoid the blackhats dishing out yellow cards.
>249256433
>For me it's snus
It's far to gammy for my liking I could never get used to it, especially the the brown slobber.
Yet godspeed if that's your thing lad.
>I smoked a cig through my nose once, it was awful
Different ball game lad, having a fag espically though your nose is like taking off a tight fitting pair of boots, snuff is a genuine breath of enjoyable fresh air.
>I used to put snuff in my joints, makes em menthol
May have to try that one sometime cheers lad.

based bongo bongo man

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Started running a fever about 6 days ago, so I went into self-isolation. I'm not even sure if I have it (no cough or respiratory problems), could be a psychosomatic reaction, but I'm not taking any chances. I live in London, but it feels like no one really gives a shit (not as much as me, at least). Still live with my parents and my dad was so concerned about post-brexit supply chains that he started prepping months ago, so we're actually in a pretty good position.

i always chuckle when I see a black person in a suit, it'd be like seeing a white Englishman in a tribal dress, very amusing. Like putting a bowler hat on an ape

is this idiot for real?
this isn't WW2 ffs

he's like are Mozza without the hair

Yeah that's fucked. I went out last Saturday and Irish normies on Twitter are sperging out at people who did. Pure shame tactics at play if you go out. They're probably right desu.

Or anyone in your household has a cough like me
Im a self employed constrictionite so hoping for a miracle payout next week

Be over in 6 weeks nonce

Bit of a difference between huge bombs falling on you and some infectious disease you can't see silly man.

Love the bloke, but making himself look like a bit of a tit on this one.

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Trovor and Ainsley are one of the reasons I cream over civic nationalism.

THIS. Is a neoliberal woman. Waving a UKEK flag doesn't make you traditionalist, nationalist, or a supporter of labour unions under british working class white people.
>yuppies need to be gassed
Yes.

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It wouldn't be my first choice, but at the moment something unusual appears to be impacting my shopping patterns.