/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2332 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

WHEN THE FUCK IS JIM GOING TO FUCKING STREAM

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>Quit it with these shitty slide threads.
>No one cares about this dumb virus, only /CVG/ retards give a shit about this.
>This is total bullshit
>100% fake
>100% psy op / psychological experimint to see how public reacts
>Happening over cause it never existed.
>Bang. Happening over.
>Xi visited Wuhan last week; the traffic in all cities is up.
>The carbon emissions are up, the people are back to work.
>The numbers in South Korea, Singapore, Japan, etc... are dropping.
>The death rate is far lower than you are shilling, we have 100,000s if not several million undetected because it's just a cold for most people; they never need to go to the hospital and get tested.
>The CFR is clearly way lower because of this, most likely near Influenza levels.
>It's sad to watch honestly, claimed-to-be grown men pissing themselves on a Mongolian basket-weaving form over a cold that is easily containable.
>Let's be honest here, this virus is over hyped,
>9/11 was a way bigger happening on here and in real life.
>This will not have nearly the same impact, economically, socially or otherwise.
>>Major Impact of 9/11, Something Corona will never do:
>www.kqed.org/lowdown/14066/13-years-later-four-major-lasting-impacts-of-911
>www.thebalance.com/how-the-9-11-attacks-still-affect-the-economy-today-3305536
>www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_effects_of_the_September_11_attacks
>Let me tell you something, daydreaming for the end of the world cause it's the only thing that releases any microscopic amount of dopamine to your dull brain, it's fucking sad.
>Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.
>It's almost like all sane minded people realize it's a nothingburger, cause you only find fearmongering like this here on /cvg/.
>Man, I wonder why no person in the real world has been talking about this for weeks. (You'd know this if you ever interacted with real humans for once.)
>Happening over.

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who /essentialemployee/ here

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You wait until teh interwebs go out

>we no longer count the dead
Wtf

how much does Jared pay you for this kind of damage control?

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Me

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Going out for food delivery tonight :D
Wish me luck!

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REMINDER
this virus only kills CHINKS

East Asians have more receptors (over 5 times more) favoring the viral process, specifically ACE2-expressing cells.

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1

No, it isn't just "one guy". Look at the human genome database:

These are all variants known to positively influence the amount of ACE2-expressing cells:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs233575
East Asian A=1.00
African A=0.988
South Asian A=0.82
American A=0.79
Europe A=0.66

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs714205
East Asian G=0.54
South Asian G=0.47
American G=0.30
Europe G=0.20
African G=0.101

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1978124
East Asian C=0.99
African C=0.900
South Asian C=0.78
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.53

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs879922
East Asian G=0.96
South Asian G=0.71
American G=0.72
Europe G=0.65
African G=0.454

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs2048683
East Asian G=0.99
African G=0.807
South Asian G=0.80
American G=0.75
Europe G=0.65

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1877752
East Asian C=0.98
South Asian C=0.71
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.64
African C=0.453

Huge variance across populations, with East Asians usually at the top (meaning highest risk of infection), and Europeans usually at the bottom (meaning lowest risk infection).

2019-nCoV infects you via ACE2 protein receptors in your lungs. Chinese people have 5 times the amount of these in their lungs. Assume an R0 of 4 in China: among whites, 2019-nCoV might have an R0 as low as 4/5.

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TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

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You know what this means, right?

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Me, and I got a pay increase

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So it's all about ACE2 and blood types?

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If you mean last to be fired then here.

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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE NOTHINGBURGET SHILLS
>PIC RELATED

POSSIBLE REAL NUMBER OF DEATHS IN CHINA: DON'T LET IT GET MEMORYHOLED

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These threads are moving so fast right now, no one will notice me.

*coof* *coof*

New Orleans is falling fast.

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Anyone have the ‘haha protein printer go brrr’ pic?

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it means shit's fucked for real

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COORDINATED

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how to scrap /cvg/ for images like these?
i need them.. for science!

tfw when EMS and can't leave

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weforum.org/agenda/2020/03/coronavirus-origins-genome-analysis-covid19-data-science-bats-pangolins/

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what a waste

Where is european solidarity? Why does nobody help Italy? Where is EU?

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

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>Everyones slowly becoming a communist

Feels fucking good man

Immunity dog, nigger

>California enacts state-wide lockdown
Washington State here. If I see Cali plates driving around, how do I go about getting them sent back home?

propably won't even wipe his fucking phone once he gets home

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Why not say it to my face faggot?

God do I wish it was happening, you have no clue.

Not cause I want millions of innocents to die, nor cause I want society to collapse.
But if it did collapse, I'd fucking kill so many of you happeningfags you have no fucking clue.

You would feel so protected by your beans and dragon dildos and then I'd come along and fucking kill you just for being a retard.
You would have absolutely no defense, you're all limp wristed depressed pussy faggots.

I would bust through your door and suplex you so fast. There would be nothing you could possibly do.
I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant fucking death.

I fucking hate happeningfags.

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BRAZIL DECLARES STATE OF NATIONAL COMMUNITARY TRANSMISSION OF CORONA-CHAN
oantagonista.com/brasil/mandetta-declara-estado-de-transmissao-comunitaria-do-novo-coronavirus/?desk

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

To scared to go outside and go shopping.

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The filthy slant-eye

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[CHART UPDATED]

>Brazil +264
>Chile +92
>Peru +29

what kinda faggoty fairy tale world do you live in? the eu is dead

he appeared on ralph last night it wasn't that great though

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>fatter

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MMMMM BATTO STEW
YUMMMYY YUMMYYYY

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>pic

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From the last thread its just a baby Cessna . It very well might be flight instructions.

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166/195 countries are infected
will anyone remain untouched?

I was thinking.

We are less than 2 weeks away from 4chans April 1st event.
Do you think Hiro will make it Corona related?

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WTF BROS

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notice how the shill redirects to 9/11 and doesnt post any numbers about exponential growth or curves just about terrorism...

It's all about not opening your border to chinks.

Bullshit
>Full-genome evolutionary analysis of the novel corona virus rejects the hypothesis of emergence as a result of a recent recombination event
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.920249v1

That meme was btfo mid Feb
Search /cvg/ archives for weeks of schizo back an forth

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why the fuck haven't you prepped

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so what will you do when the internet goes out, /cvg/?

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Put the snosiges

I'm the bag

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>this is only happening in china no way it happens in europe
>no no italy is its own thing, no way that this can happen elsewhere in europe
cope

>hot and humid areas will stop it!
OHNONONONONONONON

Oh my fucking god, NO niggers stay the fuck away. Fuck!

MR BONES I WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE

>"essential" employees
I've been going out each day and seeing what's what at service jobs, they're almost all getting fucked. The one place that wasn't was a Starbucks whose staff are getting indefinite paid leave until the shelter in place is lifted, and that's only because they don't have a drive-thru. My heart goes out to you poor bastards, your employers don't give a shit about you at all.

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MAXIMUM COPE INCOMING

BUTTHURT /CVG/ TARDS ABSOLUTED BLOWN OUT

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bat soup tastes better

no one even gonna check the digits.

Internet wont never shutdown because.....
God is good and Jesus is our saviour!

read books and drink. Depending on the book maybe not in that order

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>Imagine watching this trash

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Checked and swamppilled

I'm gonna hold on hoping that I don't get the virus. If I do, I'm ending it all.

anyone know where pic related came from?

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Nah

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The fags on ISS won't

Those buildings look like giant stacks of TP

wtf

fatter? worse pollution ( wtf) ??? infected chinese ??

Old fag here 52. I was a helicopter pilot in the Army. A ski bum in Colorado. Wife kids mortgage. Literally a white picket fence between my house and my inlaws. I have been to 10 countries and 44 states. I did some terrible stuff and I am ready to go. But knowing my luck I will live through it!

>utah its own special category
for what reason