Hello, we were having a nice discussion about Michigan things in the last thread. Let's resume here!
/Michigan General/
Blake Campbell
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Anthony Morgan
why do people think take-out is still safe? i wouldnt trust it unless they had the ng or fema overseeing their sanitization
Justin Myers
Michiganon here. Have a friend of a friend who is confirmed infected. Was traveling internationally last week despite everything happening. I know quite a few people who were traveling and haven't self-isolated. Expect it to get a lot worse for that reason.
Fucking retards.
Joshua Reed
I'm in a Facebook group for local restaurant "critics" in my home corner of Michigan, and it seems like a lot of the hype for take-out is coming from the restaurant owners themselves lol
Parker Perry
It's not. It's likely that a lot of people will get sick from going out to stock up too late and spreading it through the stores.
These people don't understand exponential growth.
Carter Ortiz
Of course it is.
Joseph Hughes
Yooper here
All quite here. Mostly old people where I live. Housing about to be real cheap.
Lincoln Bailey
i used to like michigan bc it has a cool shape, the great lakes, the Redwings and Detroit is getting better.
then a super cute girl i had a shit ton in common with hooked up with me in the spring, gave me oneitis, led me on all summer, ghosted me when we got back to school, and then i found out from mutual friends that she's the biggest and kinkiest whore on campus.
now i cringe every time michigan is brought up
Angel Lopez
Sounds like a you problem
Jaxon Collins
governor said no shutdown coming, so I went out and prepped for the shutdown. walmart food pretty picked over
Evan Smith
>Housing about to be real cheap.
man, this is a good time to invest long-term in Michigan (especially beachfront) properties. buy them now while the boomers who own them are dying, wait for 30 years of climate change and for Michigan to adopt a Cfa climate, and your family will be oligarchs forever
Robert Mitchell
fuck niggers
t.saginaw
Cooper Martin
Those are Michigan girls, fren.
Happens all the time here.
It's bad. You know that photo that was being spammed about the guy that gave a girl the wrong number and she told the guy she DID text that he was ugly? Don't have it saved. Yeah that was from Michigan.
Landon Powell
when the governor said the national guard is activated to help move food supplies, she means to stores, right? i wanted my own personal NG soldier to do my grocery shopping for me
Austin Morris
checked
based and redpilled
Jason Parker
what does this have to do with michigan? all american women are trashy sluts. fuck off foreigner
Hunter Campbell
also umich sluts are generally from new york
Noah Russell
I am working the Royal Oak farmers market tomorrow at my cousins booth.
Last week was a shit show and you could shot a cannon trough it and miss everyone, BUT the people that came loaded up on stuff and we sold out b4 noon.
Eastern market has ordered all non food vendors to vacate. All the bushes and flower people have to stay home it is food only sales
Julian Price
I'm surprised that's not closed. I work the toy shows over there. I couldn't imagine not getting sick in that crowd.
Juan Anderson
My fellow Grand Rapidians staying comfy so far? Really quiet here so far.
Mason Sanders
anyone been in a meijers or any other store during their elderly/at-risk hours? im wondering what sort of proof you need to shop during those times, as someone actually at-risk and not just old
Hudson Gray
tc reporting, meijer has been fine 3 times in a row now. I'm stocked for days.
Adam Cruz
Allagen county checking in. Shits slowly creeping west. I say martial law incoming. Nation wide. Were hunkered down. Stay safe my fellow michiganders.
Mason Diaz
Any word on opening of speakeasies?
Nathan Gomez
fucking neck yourself hipster faggot this isn't the 20s
Cameron Ross
I know a spot on the north side with a small gambling fig, but it's all darkies.
Just playing FBI...
Nathan Thomas
Good. I hope Ottawa county burns to the ground. From the faggot drawbridge to the slums of Holland
Colton Nelson
Hey neighbor, please keep the Corona out of my back yard.
>t. Plainwell user
Camden Cook
Nice
John Clark
based satan
Nicholas Hughes
Nice gets.
>not the 20s
Am I to high.
Colton Campbell
just learned about north fox island... my brain hurts.
Jaxson Perry
Care to explain?
Justin Russell
I only learned recently too.
Levi Scott
Grand Rapids fag checking in, shits getting weird as hell around here. This virus is making everything very strange. Local stores are BTFO when it comes to protein and most common items.
Joseph Cook
There are quite a few islands around beaver
Dylan Hughes
Ayo I'm in da east side of da D. Wen da whypeepo gon let a nigga know iss time ta get my loot on? Nigga my keedz hongry as a muhfucka
Tyler Clark
Downtown Detroit fag here.
Today I saw THREE different nigs with surgery masks that they failed to pull up over their nose.
Ive got ammo and food and a bidet. Comfy on the third floor here.
Anons, please try meditation.
James Green
Maybe it’s because your women are so boring
Anthony Gomez
>bidet
nice. did you buy it recently or have you used it for a while?
I've been using a bidet for the past ~18 months, so I've felt a lot of smugness in the past couple weeks as everyone has freaked out about toilet paper :D
Zachary Rodriguez
I’m about six months in...felt very Pepe watching people flip over TP
Jacob Cruz
Drink at home you fucking nerd
Joshua Bennett
100% confirmed and real. I'm on way to one in s Jackson county now. I'll post pics
Easton Thompson
I'm the user who used to make the threads on the Oakland County Child Killer. I know most of the weird crime that used to happen in my area.
Nolan Anderson
Proud boys running it.
Ryder Harris
Absolutely. Why were not on total lockdown I have no idea. Told wifey, you better go spend a hundred on instant tickets, blunt wraps, zig zag, liquor, whatever else your not thinking of.
Michael Edwards
Worse it better. It will be over sooner. We just need to bite the fucking bullet and move on.
Justin Mitchell
Exponential growth people don't either. If any of their models meant shit the world would already be infected two times over.
Tyler Hill
I work for a company in Ann arbor. Last monday a coworker came back from Europe, I received a call today that he is hospitalized and being tested for C-19.
I've been placed on 14 day quarantine by my employer because Monday I was with him at work for a bit.
Okay dudes, what do I do?
Josiah Ramirez
Jackson county confirms it currently has 0 cases as the one case we had here has been ruled the regular flu
Jaxon Hughes
Guys I really, really want some takeout right now.
Michael Parker
She a lying cunt. You know she is taking her lead from the DNC.
Aiden Peterson
The don't call it Jew U for nothing.
Cameron Carter
Even my normally clueless grandparents are wondering what she's waiting for.
Owen Evans
Jackson reporting in.
Tyler Sanchez
They check your license I don't think they are doing anything for "at risk" people they just have old people day and they cop/doctor day and thats it.
Isaiah Smith
Waiting for DNC orders. Can't drop them all at once. Have to stretch the media impact out. The Democrats and media are desperate to keep this front and center until October.
Adrian Murphy
We do have confirmed case. Lady that lives on clarklake
Jordan Miller
take this as rumor NOT SUBSTANTIATED FACT. i work at a grocery store. it's very likely for 2 weeks all non-essential businesses will be closed SOON. we were announced a pay bump for the following TWO WEEKS. not until the covid shit was under control. there was also a memo about us staying open WHEN it happens not if.
Hunter Brown
EVERYONE
This is your senator, and right now she's trying to collude with the vile Jew Schumer to deny us our Trumpbux in favor or "expanded unemployment" (gibs for niggers).
CONTACT HER AND TELL HER WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT.
Connor Rodriguez
ttc?
Colton Miller
Holy shit lol you can't drop the fake left/right paradigm even in the middle of a pandemic
Carson Bell
The one case that was currently our only case is actually only the flu not covid. Trust me