NZ POL(ICE NATION)

where is her burka?

How are the politics going kiwibros? Do you have two parties like USA or something different? Genuinely curious

They have a European model, multi-party system that is constructed via coalition.

we have 2 main partys, Labour (see DJ Horse face above) and National (bunch of chinese money loving sell outs) and some fringe parties.
Basically the county is fucked either way.

First take away guns. Now take away rights.

does she have a big penis?

Bigger than a BBC

rnz.co.nz/news/on-the-inside/378784/year-in-nz-politics-promises-scandals-progress

dude I am actually really turned on right now wtf

At least you guys kept your guns. Good luck boys

I want DJ horse face to mix my shit up and buck me,

It is so comforting to have strong female leadership. Makes me proud to be a New Zealander. Almost proud enough to get out and wave our flag around, like other proud citizens do.

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I LOVE JACINDA SHE IS THE BEST LEADRR SHE CRIES ON TV SO EMOTIONAL

Hilary looks like she's about to feast on that chick's brain

this is so stunning and brave

That is one ugly cunt you faggots elected

>allowing women anywhere in po^W^W^W outside the kitchen
I thought you idiots knew better.

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12318673

Stream is up boys

>I thought you idiots knew better
kiwis were the first to fuck it up!

TPBP

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All that fucking horse head movement is making me car sick.

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HOW CAN EUROPOORS COMPETE?

Its Ms. Prime Minister for you asshole

kek bretty gud

I knew zoophilia was prolific down under, but to this extent? Science has gone too far.

>No nukes
>No guns
>female leader
>fuckton of chinks
You kiwis ain't doing yourselves any favors. Maybe her entire speech will be just be one of those gay hakas.

well that was a whole lot of nothing

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Wilbuuuuuuurr....

yeah, much dissapoint

Jacinda literally worked for Tony Blair.

Any man who elects such abominations to represent them deserves whatever they get.

I miss jacinda posting, thank you based tarrant. Seriously what the hell is that bulge?

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Does she have nice feet?

lmao

please send a couple nukes our way when the shit hits the fan.

bill english was robbed. poor bloke. apparently winston peters had a grudge against him dating back decades from when winston was expelled from the Nats. imagine your whole countries future (election outcome etc.) being decided on some faggots two decade old tanty. embarrassing

Lol i miss Branton so much

Does Kiwiland even have fucking tanks?

>muh based maoris
that what you get for trusting a sea nigger with important decisions

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The official narrative is fucking bullshit, this virus has been circulating around the world since December 2019.

Guaranteed - when it gets to that point, we're going to hit all Chinese held territory.

We have tractors and some corrugated iron.
If that fails we tell the maoris (niggers) that they will get free wellfare for life if they fight.

yeah theres one outside the army museum

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behold, slopes didn't stand a chance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Semple_tank

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If Jacinda gets re-elected there will be some

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Lol come on kiwis elect a hot broad at least

Say goodbye to both islands then, champ.

New Zeland going to war too then?
Pacific division?

Jesus fucking christ who gives a fuck what this horse has to say?

WOW HAHAHAHAAA

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kia ora

they already get free welfare for life.

Faggot

There's actually two outside the museum. A

And another one inside.

Women rulers are God's punishment on sinful people

She said literally nothing
May as well have stood a real horse up there

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I went to this museum. I bought a Bongo in Auckland in 2010 and fished and hunted around the SI for about 6 months, spent 2 of those in wanaka. NZ is kick ass, and that museum is kick ass. I drove by the museum when fishing around taupo area (if that's the same museum). One of the curators was retired artillery officer, super cool guy, basically gave me a private tour for a couple hours. sweet as. crack a nasty Speight's for me

This

Just relocate all the chinks and lebs to the Outback. They won't last 48 hours.

>Jacinda

The fuck sort of wiggers are you kiwis

>Horse face set to address the entire nation today after 14 cases

She's going to come out in a corona-virus costume and declare solidarity with it.

Just LAVs

>crack a nasty Speight's for me
Yuck, we're not on lockdown rationing yet

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I voted for her because I had been living in the woods for a year and knew nothing about politics and my gf duped me into voting for her plus all the homeless. She's useless. Bill English would've been the best PM ever. God forgive me. Hopefully she dies of corona, and Winston, and the national ones and Bill comes back

It's like if we made AOC president. All they will do is say whatever they think people want to hear.

I hope HE'll be safe during this whole debacle, I hope HE will be able to free himself and find armed comrades in the chaos.