What will you buy with your trumpbux?

Im getting a new silicone waifu

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>He thinks he is getting anything

You can't get a good one for only $1k

Maybe some gym equipment I'll keep in my garage.

>can make it however you want
>Give it a disgusting beergut

applies also to girlfriends and cars

Okay but you can get them for close to it. If you buy this one from Chink warehouse around $1.5.

It’s so retarded that women getting sex toys is “cool” but if someone like me ever did so I would basically dead to the world. Its just masturbation, seriously. Everyone does this shit.

vr headset
F-fuck you guys I'm never going out again

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Body armor and an optic for my rifle

Well he is getting more sex then you.

If a woman got a full sized male sex doll it would be pathetic as fuck

how much neetbux does that costs?

People have lower expectations of women because they know women are worthless outside of making babies so they excuse a lot of the pathetic shit women do.

It will go to rent and bills that I cannot pay off right now.

like you ever did

Another one of these....

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I wish Norwegians could get Trumpbux too :(

Well, typically they go for the full size ATM (Money Dispenser) model.

>Blanche from the Golden Girls
>With a vagina in the back of her neck
>And a single DDD boob right on her forehead

how the fuck are any of us gonna buy anything when everything gets locked down you dingus.

>chink sex doll
Enjoy your penis Corona.

More canned food, non perishables, medical supplies, and other things.

WHY IM A EUROKEK

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why?

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>the possibility that we all die before producing a fully functional sex robot house slave.

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Why don't you buy some meth or a-PHP or 3-MMC instead, and just use your hand to jerk off?
Also, buying anything from China is retarded. Stop giving them money you clown.

Can buy a real street hooker for $50 dollars.

You idiots are so stupid with your 'Trumpbux'. This money is meant to help family's in need of more toliet paper and butter not for you losers who probably only use half a roll of toilet paper each time you use the bathroom. I hope Rep. Pelosi does what this country needs and blocks the stupid idea that giving every American money will some how help.

bitch don't you get like 2 months paid vacation a year and pay zero for your health insurance? That alone would worth more than an entire year of Trumpbux.

2 rabbits and a large cage

Vidya, Trump need to hurry the fuck up.

A firearm

I'm going to BUY WinRAR

They still haven't gotten the feet quite right with these dolls.

ps5

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And when your parents and friends and neighbors find out you own one?

>and never use
I know those feels.

This.

Also, is the trumpbux $1200 a month or one time payment??

coooom

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same. fucking sucks because when i got laid off late last year i figured id ride on my savings and UI experiencing the NEET life before moving out of state and starting a new life in the spring, and if i got into trouble cash out my IRA. was due to move and start a new job mid april. but the company i was set to work for is now doing layoffs, and no job = no rentals save for section ape, and ill be god damned if i do that. so for now im furiously buying up old broken generators and fixing them, selling them for the inflated prices the panic hath wrought, cash of course.

Rent, Xbox, FIFA, guitar, eye exam, contact lenses, pants, shoes, and a shirt and a hat and a phone to resell on eBay

>All these cunts wasting money

You'll get what you deserve anons. It's not different in Spain with scholarships tho.

Gets boring over time but it got me some great faps

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fuck it in front of my open window

If sex robots ever look this good roasties are in serious trouble.

Imagine that thing being functional enough to be able to clean your house, cook meals, and have sex.

Would unironically never look at a biocunt again.

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>Vidya
this is the only correct answer

Im buying an RTX 2080ti.

It's $1200 for workers, $600 for those on SS, and $0 for NEETs/etc.
If you aren't on SS or haven't payed income taxes, you get nothing.

Those aren't going to be made for a while. Foxconn had its workforce rekt.

Yeh man wtf what a waste of money it is TO GIVE PEOPLE BACK THEIR MONEY THAT THEY PAID IN TAXES. What are you retarded? She needs that money. How else can she pay for the next crop of Dem-voting spic anchor babies, homeless street shitting drug addicts, and a high speed rail from Merced to Bakersfield?

Fucking goy. I wish someone would release a deadly virus to just wipe them from this earth permanently. Its the only way to ensure supremacy.

Nice

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AAAAH a man of extreme culture.

I'm legitimately getting my testicles removed with it. Only costs $1500 and I'm a worker so I'll get $1,200.

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Can't wait until VR is so good that it can be used with a lifesize sex doll with censors, so that the image on the screen is created in real time, complete with your body, in a video that is indistinguishable from real life.

Tits are too small desu

why not save your money and just register as a democrat instead?

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>Trump gives Amerians money
>They immediately give it to China

An HK USP
but fuck it I'll have to order it online and pay extra for the transfer
and one FFL I like to use is fucking CLOGGED right now with so many people buying guns
I hope this damn virus teaches these fucks to value their guns and realize shit like the NFA, Gun Control Act, Brady Act and 1986 Act is fucking gay

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Do you have to apply for the trumpbux? Or if you meet certain requirements they issue you the buckaroos? I work, but my place of employment is closed for the foreseeable future.

The guy posting about getting a silicon fuckdoll? Lol no he isn’t. If anything, he’s getting the same amount (0)

Literal built for BBC
or BWC
or small Asian cock
or any cock

The difference is that there would still be betamales who would openly try to fuck a girl like that despite her obvious autism.

This is the main difference between men and women- women mostly complain about "being afraid of getting murdered by her black boyfriend" while men complain about having no gf. Only totally autistic women are unpenised, so the primary concern of women is preventing jamal and chad from murdering their thot asses while keeping incel creepers away.

Thats a SEX DOLL ?!?!

Holly shit, i thought it was a real women for a minute.
This must surely be some photoshop/airbrushing (((trickery)))
Bet when it arrives in real life, it looks a lot more fake

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Forget your sexdolls. I'm gettin a pickup and some chains so I can get me a real woman.

not gonna lie bros I'd fuck one of these things, but owning one seems shameful and renting one from a brothel seems downright pathetic.

your a brain damaged self loathing cuck.
Seek mental help, SERIOUSLY.

I need one of these to put on the passenger seat so I can safely drive in HOV lanes.

Want a new 6" .357, anybody got a recommendation?

they don't look real at all up close

Neets might also be included in Trump bucks

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That's the only way you can get a virgin chink.
>muh gook virgin waifu (banged 350 white bois before him).
Bonus points: Silicone waifu won't eat your/your neighbours dogs.

>I hope this damn virus teaches these fucks to value their guns and realize shit like the NFA, Gun Control Act, Brady Act and 1986 Act is fucking gay
this
libshits always make inane comments about "hurr u cant fight a drone with ur assault rifle-47 so you might as well give it up". nigger, im not worried about fighting the gubbamint persay, throughout history empires and civilizations have eventually come to an end by collapsing in on themselves. im sure in the late roman empire there were retards like u who really thought they humanity was at its peak and famine and conflict were a thing of the past. protip: it never is. nature is struggle. do you really want to be irrelevant to the next wave of conquest? or do you want to be able to shape it?

Now you're talking like a real jap. Clean your room and repent

As long as you work or have paid income taxes the last two years or something, you're eligible, or you're on SS.
NEETs(myself included) are not eligible, for good reason.

>putting your dick inside an $50 hooker
Shit dude, seems like you want to get AIDS, on top of herpes and whatever shit she has inyected, you need at least 250 for a decent hooker with clean papers

SW 686 or Ruger GP100
good luck finding either or going to a lgs that isn't full of fucking people

if you filed taxes for 2018 or 2019 youre set, provided you meet the income (or lack thereof) requirements.

their marketing material is very deceptive

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18 or 19? All I've heard was 19

these are the changes he's proposed to the stimulus payout

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>male sex doll it would be pathetic as fuck
Very life-like then.

lifetime supply of Swanson pot pies

yeah, ill let them become mainstream before i get one

the point of sexbots isnt to fuck them persay, but to show women that that is literally their only value, so they had better fucking shape up, be loyal to you, have your kids, and fucking cook and clean. otherwise youre completely replaceable with a fucking lump of silicon and aluminium.

I 100% support the sex doll industry and hope it keeps improving, but right now they're fucking trash. Giant hunks of cold silicone with a pocket pussy addon. Not worth $5000 at all.

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Paying off my credit card debt and spending the remaining $350 on new struts for my car.

Oh snap

What does its vagina look like?

All of those.

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in the bill if you havent filed for 19 (because the deadline is april 15) they will go off of your 18 tax returns.

>I 100% support the sex doll industry
Why?

Debt for the future, were getting fleeced don't be happy about it moron.

Do urself a favor and get a vive pro not a Odyssey or Oculus. Skyrim vr will be a blast

As for myself a home gym and roids or a motorbike