/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2331 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 274,171 (+29,238) ► Died: 11,354 (+1,323)

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
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Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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>RESEARCH
Virus might spread through banknotes
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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>REMINDER
China underreports number of infections and deaths
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Nurses refused testing by CDC
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US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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>LATEST CASES
21:26: 671 new cases and 5 new deaths in New York state, United States.
20:57: 168 new cases and 2 new deaths in Ecuador.
20:56: First 2 deaths in the United Arab Emirates.
20:49: 257 new cases and 4 new deaths in Brazil.
20:39: 16 new cases and 4 new deaths in Iraq.
20:34: 28 new cases and 1 new death in Israel. This is the first death in Israel.
20:31: 85 new cases and 1 new death in Massachusetts, United States. This is the first death in Massachusetts.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=C5uEH4umV_U
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biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs233575
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs714205
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1978124
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs879922
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs2048683
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1877752
statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/
youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/François_Hollande
cdc.gov/healthywater/emergency/drinking/making-water-safe.html
youtu.be/He0TYPm3Prg
youtube.com/watch?v=awVNCIjQq1A
nypost.com/2020/03/20/manhattan-lawyer-dies-of-coronavirus-after-saying-he-was-improving/
twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1240994164612923392
youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4
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weforum.org/agenda/2020/03/coronavirus-origins-genome-analysis-covid19-data-science-bats-pangolins/
twitter.com/rumbopropio/status/1241100901210828807
youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q
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>253960 infected
>10408 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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first

Post end of the world music. I'll start.
youtube.com/watch?v=C5uEH4umV_U

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Feeling kinda down lads
Whether we win or lose this battle I’m probably never going to experience true lever either way

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Why are we not sanctioning these bastards and demanding reparations ?

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>Hobo Island in Prague

Since the homeless population is a great public hazard in most of the bigger cities there is a interesting way to mitigate the movement of homeless people around Prague.

Welcome to Hobo Island where any hobo can build a tent, is provided with running water and the charitas will provide the homeless with food

Memes aside I think it is pretty smart

> Restrict movement
> they can be under surveilance
> sick can be removed from the hobo population quickly

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>rage comics
you have to be 18 to post here kiddo

this one
youtube.com/watch?v=RhVN6gRD5XM

What was the fucking point of the 'lockdown' in CA when there are still illegals mowing lawns and people crowding around all the little taco stands that shouldn't even be allowed to be open?

This is so fucking retarded.

East Asians have more receptors (over 5 times more) favoring the viral process, specifically ACE2-expressing cells.

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1

No, it isn't just "one guy". Look at the human genome database:

These are all variants known to positively influence the amount of ACE2-expressing cells:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs233575
East Asian A=1.00
African A=0.988
South Asian A=0.82
American A=0.79
Europe A=0.66

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs714205
East Asian G=0.54
South Asian G=0.47
American G=0.30
Europe G=0.20
African G=0.101

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1978124
East Asian C=0.99
African C=0.900
South Asian C=0.78
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.53

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs879922
East Asian G=0.96
South Asian G=0.71
American G=0.72
Europe G=0.65
African G=0.454

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs2048683
East Asian G=0.99
African G=0.807
South Asian G=0.80
American G=0.75
Europe G=0.65

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/snp/rs1877752
East Asian C=0.98
South Asian C=0.71
American C=0.71
Europe C=0.64
African C=0.453

Huge variance across populations, with East Asians usually at the top (meaning highest risk of infection), and Europeans usually at the bottom (meaning lowest risk infection).

2019-nCoV infects you via ACE2 protein receptors in your lungs. Chinese people have 5 times the amount of these in their lungs. Assume an R0 of 4 in China: among whites, 2019-nCoV might have an R0 as low as 4/5.

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I've started shitting blood but I can't get a doctor's appointment because of this gay virus

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TO cuck white people

Why did Boris look like this during today's corona press conference? What does he know that he's not telling us?

Y-y-you CAN develop immunity to this virus, right?

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stop having anal

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Will you sign up to kill the chinks in a war?

I would.

Flatten the curve anons.

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statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/
this guy is worth listening to due to hist long history of fighting shitty science

youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4

Have the hospitals in your area been overwhelmed yet?

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i was wondering when you would show up chang. maybe you should try using your real flag next time.

We only had to listen

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

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Waking up to more of a global mess every day

I'm going to piss my own ass

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>taiwan
>hong kong
>singapore
>japan
>worst korea
>best korea
>only a few hundred cases or cases are barely growing
just wear a mask lmao

Can u boil rubbing alcohol to get all the nasty chemicals out to just get the good stuff to drink?

Maybe, MAYBE, to one strain of the virus, for a few months. But there are already countless strains. You're fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8

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shit's ogre af

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Guys give it to me straight, are we getting trumpbux?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ta6JbADLJg0

48 Million are infected
23 Million are dead (47.9) fatal rate These, my friends, are the real numbers
Don't ask me how I know this but this is all a cover up by ((((The media)))) Israel Glowniggers and higher beings who are copied from dead celebrities or created using their dead bodies. They also re-use aborted nigger souls. They put the bodies (right after death) into a substitute called Pradaxia-alsculmis which slips through the fresh corpse's tissue and skin (you get why these shills type so fucking slowly it's because their muscles are all cronky) trying to tell us to destroy things or muh out fur blood of something. So now you know why ((((they)))) are shutting things down and "overreacting" ((((they)))) created the virus and unleashed it to form Martial Law and enslave us even further or outright redemption for the sub people who know. The ((((media)))) are downplaying this hard and ((((WHO)))) are full of fucking niggers I;ll tell you what. Niggers are going to start looting soon and so much fucking psyop here it's fucking outrageous something isn't right. who is jewing who? They are trying to flatline and sugar coat this virus or keep us inside and disclose aliens or impose all out martial law. Ignore the shills and I know there is full bucket of glowniggers here (more than usual) and reddit shills. Don't play into the psyop and try not to get shadow banned. I know I will after this post ((((they've)))) been sliding my thread and fake and botted posts come up and reply and glowniggers and shill groups act all retarded and strange it's quite easy to spot them. This is the truth and this will possibly be slid real fast. Enjoy the kike's fall bros. Earth is a constant war

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I read the paper they put out. food stands i get, but why they still let people mow lawns and shit is still weird. how is that essential?

youtu.be/MMeEByBNfZk

I'M COOOOOOOMING

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So how's it gonna end? Is it over or will we eventually go back to normal lives?

It's ironic because you are shitting blood because of another gay virus

you should get that checked as soon as possible

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that's the largest continuous land mass in czech rep with no whore visible

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yves_Lévy
lemonde.fr/sciences/article/2014/06/26/yves-levy-patron-de-l-inserm_4443887_1650684.html
>Yves Lévy is a French physician researcher and professor of clinical immunology. Between 2014 and 2018, Lévy has been CEO of the Inserm the French Institute of Health and Medical Research.
>Yves Lévy was born in Casablanca, Morocco, and arrived in France with his parents in 1973. He was naturalised one and a half year later. His passion was literature, before he turned to medicine. After studying medicine and finishing his residency he dedicated himself to HIV research in 1986.[1]
>Levy became a professor of clinical immunology, specializing on immunotherapies and vaccines for HIV infection, immunodeficiencies and infectious diseases.[2]

Since 1985 he has been working in different research units at the Inserm, the French Institute of Health and Medical Research.[2]

From 1996 to the present he has directed the Department of Clinical Immunology and Infectious Diseases at Henri Mondor de Créteil Hospital.[2]

In 2006, Yves Lévy became scientific director of the vaccine programme of the French National Agency for Research on AIDS and Viral Hepatitis (ANRS).[3]

In 2011, he created the Vaccine Research Institute laboratory of excellence under the Investissement d’Avenir (Investment for the Future) programme and has been its executive director.[3]

From 2010 to 2012, Lévy was vice-dean of the Faculty of Medicine, Paris-Est Créteil University (UPEC). He became a special advisor to the Ministry of Higher Education, Research and Innovation.

In June 2014, after 29 years of working at INSERM, Lévy was appointed its CEO.[2] During confirmation hearings, a conflict of interest was brought up for the first time because his wife had been appointed by Emmanuel Macron as the minister of health in May 2017.[1] Although his term expired June 11, 2018 and in spite of public controversy he remained to be the interim head.

Is Murdoch Murdoch going to make a new video, or did Corona kill them?

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I've notice the BBC website has stopped reporting new deaths here. It's 177 now with 40 today.

I imagine this is planning ahead to try and reduce panic for when it's 600 new deaths each day

did you pay your taxes?

Our lockdown is way more retarded. You can't do anything except going to work, whatever it is. You even can take the bus/train, packed with people coughing with 0 masks.

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>started shitting blood
Hope u stocked TP

Honest question
Can we nuke china over this?
Those yellow rats must pay. I hope they all die by american uranium atoms getting split over their hole shit cities

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Yves Levy worked with HIV research and treatment against other diseases. he is of jewish heritage but ((((Wikipedia)))) took it out. But it doesn't end there; He is a known figure in the fight against AIDS. ((((Francois Hollande))))
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/François_Hollande
>François Gérard Georges Nicolas Hollande (French: [fʁɑ̃swa ʒeʁaʁ ʒɔʁʒ nikɔla ɔlɑ̃d] (About this soundlisten); born 12 August 1954) is a French politician who served as President of France and ex officio Co-Prince of Andorra from 2012 to 2017. He was previously the First Secretary of the Socialist Party from 1997 to 2008, Mayor of Tulle from 2001 to 2008, and President of the Corrèze General Council from 2008 to 2012. Hollande also served in the National Assembly of France twice for the department of Corrèze's 1st constituency from 1988 to 1993, and again from 1997 to 2012.
>First secretary of the socialist party
>Five years after volunteering as a student to work for François Mitterrand's ultimately unsuccessful campaign in the 1974 presidential election, Hollande joined the Socialist Party. He was quickly spotted by Jacques Attali, a senior adviser to Mitterrand, who arranged for Hollande to run in legislative election of 1981 in Corrèze against future President Jacques Chirac, who was then the leader of the Rally for the Republic, a Neo-Gaullist party. Hollande lost to Chirac in the first round.

He went on to become a special advisor to newly elected President Mitterrand, before serving as a staffer for Max Gallo, the government's spokesman. After becoming a municipal councillor for Ussel in 1983, he contested Corrèze for a second time in 1988, this time being elected to the National Assembly. Hollande lost his bid for re-election to the Assembly in the so-called "blue wave" of the 1993 election, described as such due to the number of seats gained by the Right at the expense of the Socialist Party.
>worked with known ((((bankers)))) and jews

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It will never be over, this is the death spiral that will perpetuate a total system collapse culminating the great race war

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normal is dead fren, even if it all ended today we are forever changed.

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Retards here are so fucking afraid of coronavirus meanwhile I want to get infected faster so my body beats it faster. Like imagine not believing in yourself and placebo

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((((Francois)))) continued
>François Hollande was born on 12 August 1954 in Rouen.[14] His mother, Nicole Frédérique Marguerite Tribert (1927–2009),[15] was a social worker, and his father, Georges Gustave Hollande (born 1923[16]), is a retired ear, nose, and throat doctor who "ran for local election on a far right ticket in 1959."[17][18][19][20][21][22] The name "Hollande" meant "one originally from Holland" – it is mostly found in Hollande's ancestral land, Hauts-de-France, and it is speculated to be Dutch in origin. The earliest known member of the Hollande family lived circa 1569 near Plouvain, working as a miller.[23][24]

When Hollande was thirteen, the family moved to Neuilly-sur-Seine, a highly exclusive suburb of Paris.[25] He attended Saint-Jean-Baptiste-de-la-Salle boarding school, a private Catholic school in Rouen, the Lycée Pasteur, in Neuilly-sur-Seine, receiving his baccalaureate in 1972 then graduated with a bachelor's degree in Law from Panthéon-Assas University. Hollande studied at HEC Paris, graduated in 1975, and then attended the Institut d'études politiques de Paris and the École nationale d'administration (ENA). He did his military service in the French Army in 1977.[26] He graduated from the ENA in 1980[27] and chose to enter the prestigious Cour des comptes.

Hollande lived in the United States in the summer of 1974 as a university student.[28] Immediately after graduation, he was employed as a councillor in the Court of Audit.
His father was a throat and nose doctor which indicates something

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Any tips to get a sister to stop sleeping in my bed in the middle of the night? I know shes bored from not having any school for 3 weeks but I still gotta work and its getting annoying and way too warm

How do you know this?

looks like a golf course

If you nuke somebody, what is keeping somebody else from nuking you?

*Note: These methods are listed in order of what is most effective at making your water safe.
1. Boiling

If you don’t have safe bottled water, you should boil your water to make it safe to drink. Boiling is the surest method to kill disease-causing organisms, including viruses, bacteria, and parasites.

You can improve the flat taste of boiled water by pouring it from one container to another and then allowing it to stand for a few hours, OR by adding a pinch of salt for each quart or liter of boiled water.

If the water is cloudy:

Filter it through a clean cloth, paper towel, or coffee filter OR allow it to settle.
Draw off the clear water.
Bring the clear water to a rolling boil for 1 minute (at elevations above 6,500 feet, boil for three minutes).
Let the boiled water cool.
Store the boiled water in clean sanitized containers with tight covers.

If the water is clear:

Bring the clear water to a rolling boil for 1 minute (at elevations above 6,500 feet, boil for three minutes).
Let the boiled water cool.
Store the boiled water in clean sanitized containers with tight covers.

>cdc.gov/healthywater/emergency/drinking/making-water-safe.html

based cdc

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Chad President
>Handles US bioweapon with ease and gets coronavirus under control within weeks
>Doesn't need handouts, relies on self-sufficiency as a model
>So generous helps other countries out while still in crisis

vs

Virgin president
>lies about infected athletes and soldiers visiting Wuhan weeks before outbreak
>blames US media and opposing party for shit response
>blames China despite being dependent on them for vital supplies
>probably got infected himself and hides it

CHINA NUMBERS ARE REAL
The WHO, CDC, and every major governing body on earth believe they are real.
Even Dr.John Campbell confirmed it today
>youtu.be/He0TYPm3Prg

Who would have thought that going door to door with rifles and forcibly quarantining and locking people in their homes would slow the spread of an infectious disease?

>No great war in 75 years.
>An steady period of economical growth, technological and medical advancement as well as social change.
>And then came the plague.

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You used to say
>"this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic"
I see you have moved the goal-posts a little bit.

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If everyone remains on lockdown for like 18 months will this create a world of autistic people

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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE NOTHINGBURGET SHILLS >PIC RELATED

POSSIBLE REAL NUMBER OF DEATHS IN CHINA: DON'T LET IT GET MEMORYHOLED

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Are Italians really fatter than Amercans?

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S-STAY AWAY

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Flatten the motherfucking chinks. With a tank.

Irony, given their denial of Tiananmen Square.

>my area

there is no area, our country has like 3 hospitals with the capacity to deal with something like this, and most of them were quite full before it even began

reminder the average age of the dead in italy is 80
only 7 people died on the plague ship all over 72
Not a single HEALTHY YOUNG person has died from this

cut smoking and drinking
get propoer nutrition
pray to jesus

youtube.com/watch?v=awVNCIjQq1A

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>I want to get infected faster so my body beats it faster.

beat it, but at what cost?

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>BC GOING EXPONENTIAL

GET IN COVER TIMBITS


AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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How will /CVG/ ever recover?

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((((Francois)))) continued 3
>Early political career
Five years after volunteering as a student to work for François Mitterrand's ultimately unsuccessful campaign in the 1974 presidential election, Hollande joined the Socialist Party. He was quickly spotted by ((((Jacques Attali))))(banker), a senior adviser to Mitterrand, who arranged for Hollande to run in legislative election of 1981 in Corrèze against future President Jacques Chirac, who was then the leader of the Rally for the Republic, a Neo-Gaullist party. Hollande lost to Chirac in the first round.

>He went on to become a special advisor to newly elected President Mitterrand, before serving as a staffer for Max Gallo, the government's spokesman. After becoming a municipal councillor for Ussel in 1983, he contested Corrèze for a second time in 1988, this time being elected to the National Assembly. Hollande lost his bid for re-election to the Assembly in the so-called "blue wave" of the 1993 election, described as such due to the number of seats gained by the Right at the expense of the Socialist Party.

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COORDINATED

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nypost.com/2020/03/20/manhattan-lawyer-dies-of-coronavirus-after-saying-he-was-improving/

twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1240994164612923392

youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

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Zimbabwe with a case. Weren't they who were saying it's a curse to punish the whites or something?

U know we still don't know the full effects of Corona like if she comes back over and over till she kills u

I’m not sure
Nothing will change for me

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Only mexicans are fatter than americans

Any Kansas City anons here? National Guard spotted setting up a field office in the parking lot of Arrowhead/Kauffman. Also a doctor buddy of mine sent me this screenshot. Kansas is going on lockdown after Monday. Healthcare workers will get a special tag for their cars so law enforcement and the military will allow them to drive. Everybody else is to remain home.

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Ontario is still way higher

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i'm interested to see if a graph fag will get actual numbers from the phone info and use it to flesh out chinas actual infected/dead against the rest of the world.

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he doesn't. stop entertaining terrible larpers

it hasn't even begun

STOP IT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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shalom!

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apparently yes but nobody knows how longstanding, i haven't seen any tangible numbers but every source says the immunity is short or unreliable

do you think the media will take time to think about their role in cultivating a public that doesn't take what they have to say seriously?

No one is fatter than amuricans.

Not from Kansas City but from a state anticipating military quarantine. What happens if someone tries to drive that isnt a healthcare worker or military?

Hello

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bright red you won't be dead. Otherwise, good luck. Now I'm out. Night night anons.

RIP user, you have the jeep disease.

War soon. I can feel it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_on_Higher_Education_and_Research_(France)
((((Law of Higher eduacation and research))))
>The Law on Higher Education and Research of July 22, 2013 replaced laws promulgated by the previous French government in 2006 and 2007 (for example the law on Liberties and Responsibilities of Universities) regarding the organization and autonomy of universities and other research and higher education institutions in France.

>During the 2012 French presidential election, François Hollande promised to review and improve conditions for undergraduate and graduate education and research in French universities. Shortly after the election, Geneviève Fioraso, minister for higher education and research, launched an assessment process led by an independent committee in dialogue with the university community. The committee presented a report on December 17, 2012 containing 135 recommendations. Some of the proposals received criticism, but these formed the basis for the new law presented to the National Assembly (France) in March 2013, and adopted into law July 22, 2013. Other than a dispute over the introduction of English into university courses there was little public debate.

yea you have to be paid/malicious to be a nothingburger poster at this point

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You realise it's a joke right?

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Predict American cases and deaths by the end of the month.
5000 new cases today. 11 days left in the month
Currently 18000 cases and 237 deaths.

PREDICTION:
Cases: 104,302
Deaths: 1001

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Bros 4 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 4 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 4 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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It's going to be glorious to see those fucks getting rekt and not a single whitey coming to help them.

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you've gotta be shitting me...

Barbados then?

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>keep your distance
>close pubs
>doesn't count queuing 2 hours at the supermarkets

No one. You really dont think that the US knows where every other nuclear power has their subs/silos? Fuck the chinks. They should all die being incinerated like the rats they are

Yeah I get it, just making the observation.

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lol what an utterload of horseshit. You must be retarded or something.

Look at italy, fucking white mutts are dropping like flies

Classy post user! Thanks for raising up some culture.

Good boy, have a (You)

reminder that hour hospitals are at full steam right now without coronavirus cases

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youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

this is bad, Germany/Spain are rising rapidly

Where are these "experts"? I like the cut of their jib

I’m guessing they get arrested. My company told me that the government is using this vague term “Essential Critical Infrastructure Workers.” I work for a big insurance company and I was told claims adjusters fall under that category and will be able to drive.

Trump trolls everyone, lol. what a fat fuck.typical american ass.

German here

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youtube.com/watch?v=OWL8d8MZD54

italy has over 300k chinks

rate my PPE

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what in the fuck? this cant be right

We're so far away from the worst. Life has already changed forever, and it will change much more before this is over.

Barbados got some a minute ago. You want any other Caribbeanz updates?
loopnewsbarbados.com/content/covid-19-three-more-tests-come-back-positive-barbados

Go to pharmacy and get loperamide it’s costly but will make ur stools firm and stop any stomach cramps.

I was in ur shoes last week due to being poisoned by a pajeet

Yves Lévy is married to French hematologist and former French health minister ((((Agnès Buzyn)))). They have one child together. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnès_Buzyn
>Agnès Buzyn (born 1 November 1962) is a French hematologist, university professor, medical practitioner and political figure, served as the Minister of Solidarity and Health in the Philippe Government from 17 May 2017 to 16 February 2020.[1]

Buzyn, who specializes in hematology, cancer immunology and transplant, spent most of her career as a medical practitioner, professor and researcher at Paris-Descartes University (Paris-V) and at Necker Hospital.

From 2008, she assumed many responsibilities as part of Health and Nuclear public institutions: president of the administrative counsel of the Radioprotection and Nuclear Safety Institute (IRSN) (French: "Institut de radioprotection et de sûreté nucléaire ") (2008-2013); member of the comity on nuclear energy of The French Alternative Energies and Atomic Energy Commission (CEA) (French: ”Commissariat à l'énergie atomique et aux énergies alternatives”) (2009-2015); member of the administrative counsel in 2009, then vice-president in 2010, and president since 2011 of the National Institute for Cancer (INCa) (French: “ Institut national du cancer”).

Buzyn was appointed Minister of Solidarity and Health under the presidency of Emmanuel Macron, as part of the first government of Édouard Philippe on May the 17th 2017, then confirmed on June the 21st 2017 as part of the second government of Édouard Phillipe. She resigned on February the 16th 2020 in order to run in the Paris mayor's election[2]. She is succeeded by Olivier Véran.

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Wow, this guy sure doesn't like taking any risks.

>guy fawkes mask
people still wear those?

Italy are hiding deaths

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someone should stop eating so much kurtos

youtube.com/watch?v=BNj2BXW852g

What about Pitcairn Island?

youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGk

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weforum.org/agenda/2020/03/coronavirus-origins-genome-analysis-covid19-data-science-bats-pangolins/

MMMHHHH

italy does seem to slowing down a wee bit.

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>Germany 22267 cases, 68 dead
>Italy 47021 casesm 4032 dead
Got to say lads, something is weird with Germany's figures. What are you up to, Hans?

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I got the Shanghai shivers lads, just feeling kind of uncomfortable and I have a temperature

Microbiologist here, I've never seen anything like this before...

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It's always around 20h-22h that /cvg/ posting speed cranks up. Breddy sure these are kids behind VPNs shitposting.

Not actively, people die so fast and so much they don't even have time to test for the virus.

Why is india's count so low

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This is logarithmic scale, linear on that graph means exponential in growth

*european kids
I mean

It's fucked. CNN is telling more truth than Fox News. Boomers just want to protect Trump. My Mom is uninformed.

INTERNET IS GOING DOWN EVERY 5 MINUTES

THEY FOUND ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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twitter.com/rumbopropio/status/1241100901210828807

youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q

Olive oil is healthy, greasy burgers are not.

It's morning in China. All the Chinese are waking up for work.

Don't have that on hand. I have ministry releases from Trinidad and Jamaica and updates from people in both countries. You can probably find it if you search though.

Brazilian TV wil re-exibt classic tokukatsus during Covid-19
oantagonista.com/entretenimento/band-vai-exibir-jaspion-e-changeman-a-partir-de-domingo/

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youtu.be/0g2VD_Mr9Y8

they don't have kits to test for virus. If you don't test then you don't have statistics

just another dead body in the river hoss, you wanna fish it out?

vegeta....

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Communism, lads?

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>too many deaths
>627 in last 24 hours
>too many

>not sure if cough is from all the pollen around or if ive caught it

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youtu.be/PhuoN1Wwj74

>td=4
time to double was 2 at first, then 3, now 4.

show us chinas real numbers!

Run

Fuck China.
Fuck their autistic made-up nine dash line.
Remove all production from China.
Execute dog-eaters.
Nuke CCP HQ Zhongnanhai.
Nuke wherever Xi Jinping is located at time of ICBM launch.
Then divide and distribute Chinese mainland among developed first world nations.
(Extra large portion to Taiwan and Hong Kong)
Remaining CCP party members can be used for forced labor.

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THERES NO TOILET PAPER
EVEN THE GHETTO NIGGER STORE IS OUT

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corona fears the Ganges

youtu.be/SR6_J1IVvlg

((((Merkel)))) is covering it up along wth the rest of the ((((EU)))) you can't trust these bastards

They will stop counting

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anyone can tell me where pic related is from?

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Kino GenX stuff:
youtube.com/watch?v=qVGHQxWWCyg

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are your testicles swollen?

Where is european solidarity? Why does nobody help Italy? Where is EU?

So, when will the chink who ate the bat soup come out and announce that it was just a prank?

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to cheer up the pastabros
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>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584555923947.webm
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>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584555923947.webm
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>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584555923947.webm

6h at a Saturday? Hm. That's dedication then.

Fuck off Yang

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tfw slim

April 1st. It'll turn out that this nothingburger was all a Chinese Prank all along.

Reparations from Israel, yes.

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Eat the shit

Nice try, cunt

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Yas Forums wants wars and pandemics to happen

who ever comes here for information is an idiot

/cvg/ is full of faggots

>Belize: 0 cases
Holy shit McAfee works!

show flag chang

Glowies

prepperLet

what phone info do you mean user