/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2328 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 272,056 (+27,162) ► Died: 11,300 (+1,272)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
archive.is/pFEPo

37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
archive.is/XvNwF

Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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>RESEARCH
Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

25 year old nurse dies in Iran
archive.is/5bWiM

18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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>REMINDER
WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
archive.is/S1vBE

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Wartime conditions in China
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

>LATEST CASES
20:39: 16 new cases and 4 new deaths in Iraq.
20:34: 28 new cases and 1 new death in Israel. This is the first death in Israel.
20:26: 311 new cases and 5 new deaths in Turkey.
20:05: 163 new cases and 1 new death in Illinois, United States.
19:03: 74 new cases in Tennessee, United States.
18:56: 3 new deaths in Spain.
18:55: 112 new cases and 3 new deaths in Denmark, including 8 cases in the Faroe Islands.

>MORE
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Niggers.

12,000 today

Tongue.

How the fuck does Madagascar even have cases of coronavirus
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241085285494112256

>youtu.be/NJvdhALGV_8

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My.

Flu gets to 1,000,000,000 in 3 months every year.
This can't even hit 1 million in what is now, 5 months?
Good luck overloading the medical system with that pal.

Absolute nothingburger.

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HERE WE GO BURGERS

>Hearing (potentially) a White House briefing will be coming soon on television. Source is someone within the govt. Stay tuned just in case.

twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1241103692167876609?s=20

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>No great war in 75 years.
>An steady period of economical growth, technological and medical advancement as well as social change.
>And then came the plague.

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Time to crunch them China Telecom numbers bois

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

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IT'S TIME TO STOP

CORONA CHAN HAS GONE TOO FAR

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>87% of deaths in Lombardy never even made it to intensive care
fucking hell

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>twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1241103692167876609?s=20
Shelter in place order is my prediction

Regarding the cell phone plan theory. Couldn't this just be businesses in Wuhan closing shop? Is there any indication that these are INDIVIDUALS' phone plans?

Explain the chink phone number deaths to me please

Can't they be explained by quarantine = no income = no phone payment = disconnected number?

I posted this in a couple threads. Reposting here. This is Miami-Dade. I'm hearing rumors that Sunday is going to be a big day

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My life for you, Corona Chan

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Is billions out of the question?

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No cases in China becase there are no people in China.

youtu.be/Akx48dLnccQ

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soon

1,000 deaths/day = 365,000 deaths/year
Corona virus deaths will triple in the next couple of weeks, already worse than the flu.

>Killed by a Malaria drug
You did your best nothingburger-chan

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>going to die
>never even got to have my first gay experience

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We haven’t even begun yet my friend

fucking communists

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You can't stop something that hasn't even started yet

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reddit

BRAZILIAN UPDATE (federal numbers)
>793 cases
>11 deaths
Note that federal numbers tends to be outdated. We'll still have to wait for state health secretarties total numbers.

Whos the artist? Cool as fuck

Fate

Africa seeing 'extremely rapid evolution' of coronavirus outbreak

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/public-global-health/488564-who-africa-seeing-extremely-rapid-evolution-of

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Ive got the video but no computer only an iPhone. Don't know how to make webms to upload the whole clip. But those two screenshots are a good summary of it

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Way too optimistic
We will go back to Biz As Usual
Too many people getting rich ass-fucking Westerners out of jobs for Chink slave labor
There is only one solution to this and you know what it is.

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The flock of bats have migrated.

>100k cases? Who said anything about 200k cases? The best it can do is 250k cases. This will peak at 300k cases.

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>Gov. Sisolak of Nevada orders all non-essential businesses to close until April 16th.
Gov. Sisolak of Nevada orders all non-essential businesses to close until April 16th.
This man is based, essentially telling us to prepare for everything that happened in Wuhan to happen in Nevada.

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Grocery store wagies: Listen, everyone! I have GREAT news!!!! Our hourly wage has increased from $11 an hour to $13 an hour!!! THIRTEEN!!!!

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Fuck niggers
Fuck chinks
Fuck faggots
Fuck trannies
Fuck migrants
Fuck commies
And most importantly...
FUCK JANNIES

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CHINA NUMBERS ARE REAL
The WHO, CDC, and every major governing body on earth believe they are real.
Even Dr.John Campbell confirmed it today
>youtu.be/He0TYPm3Prg

Who would have thought that going door to door with rifles and forcibly quarantining and locking people in their homes would slow the spread of an infectious disease?

Nah, when she kills all of china and Isreal her job will be done. Degenerates are just a bonus

New Babylon = Clown World, not just the States.
> here's hoping for going above and beyond biblical

fropm the virus? dont think so. but from starvation? who knows

I would prefer to die at home. plus the added excitment of taking family members with me

Based, kill them all.

RANK 3
>HERE WE GO
RANK 3
>HERE WE GO
RANK 3
>HERE WE GO
RANK 3
>HERE WE GO

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Is anyone else having a hard time rationing toilet paper? I've been able to taper down to two rolls per week, but with three other household members I'm going to be out about 25 rolls a month. Any ideas?

how is it going in your state frens?

here in es everyone is literally not giving a fuck for this and its scaring me honestly

yet still manage to perfectly act like a raging faggot

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>Hopefully news on an anti-viral or a vaccine.

No silver bullet.

Dude, you'll be fine. Canada has a density of 1 person for every 2 square kilometer. When shit hits the fan, just go inna woods

New York or London for first city with >1k deaths/day?

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all chinese had to do was not eat bats

BASED CUBA

>he belives the world goverments
Typical Leaf

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dont crop out the name so people can search for it. source?

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simply recycle it

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ùse both sides

What's he on about?

POZZED

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Yes

mark of the beast soon bro
don't take the chips

rex 84, executive order 10990, 10995, and 10997

inb4 the cure is super expensive

Every day's a gay experience for you.

worst case scenario i wash my ass out in the shower

I believe Dr.John Campbell, the same guy cvg has been using as a source since mid january.

put it on jew tube

Candy ass roody-poo

It's "Pathogen" by Mark Henson

eat less, if you do a decent calorie cut you'll only shit 3-4x/week

do people with corona have trouble holding their breath? I can last for 92 seconds but I'm an asthamtic

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ningyoajin GO THE FUCK BACK

>source
twitter.com/RMCinfo/status/1241057803915141120

I work for fucking Fiito and they start out at $17.25 for doing the same shit.I can't imagine do this shit for your wage.

>Madagascar
Jews were repeatedly asked to leave the country all through the 30's, most famously under the Haavara agreement.

And then, for the ones that refused to leave willingly, after the war was under way they planned on deporting them, hence the camps. Nazi Germany literally created plans to send the jewish population to Madagascar. Support for the proposal was first made June 3rd 1940 in a memo from the German Foreign Office, then got Hitler's approval, and it was nearly put into action before Allied gains in World War II made it untenable.

pri.org/stories/2016-01-29/nazi-plan-relocate-jews-madagascar-one-world-war-iis-forgotten-what-ifs

The full truth about jews and WW2:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/243717229/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/243717229/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/243717229/

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Human trials already began. Sorry, no happening this time

5,000 CV deaths worldwide in the first 60 days.
5,000 CV deaths worldwide in the last 6 days.

>15,000 LESS cases today than yesterday

What a fucking nothingburger.

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>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

It's over.

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The "cure" is a placebo

I discovered it long ago anons
Hidden deep in the secret mountains of old
Here it is.. the only weapon that can defeat Coronachan. It's folded 8 times from the purest copper.

Now tell me why I should give it to you?

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just gonna be for the super rich kikes and other elites

She made sure she has toilet paper.
It might indeed have anti-viral properties, that's why everyone's stocking up.

>92 seconds

Unless you can last 2 minutes 30 seconds you have corona, and this was confirmed by WHO by the way

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All countries haven't teported in Mr. Glowie

>92 seconds
>asthmatic
what the fuck mutant kind of lungs do you have

Nice

What are you talking about, you're hanging out with us aren't you?

>inna woods
Most of canucka is taiga or tundra
>literally no woods.

pol, redpill me on the issue. Where's the hard proof? Countless bodies, videos from overfilled hospitals, personal blogs?
All i see are random numbers that you count, but where's the evidence?

They say the biggest indicator of corona is that you’re unable to taste and smell

If you brush your teeth you can’t taste the toothpaste

> everything goes into complete shutdown

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>running out of test kits

>pr
i don't know how the normalfags are dealing with this but public services like schools and transportation have stopped in their tracks

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We cannot get out.
We cannot get out.
They have closed the borders and locked the airports. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Town of…. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The infected are up to the wall at West-gate. The soldiers in the quarantined zone took Óin--we cannot get out.
The end comes soon.
We hear screaming, gunshots in the distance.
They are coming.

>human trials

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The WHO, CDC, and every major governing body on earth believe they are real.
Even Dr.John Campbell confirmed it today
>youtu.be/He0TYPm3Prg

Who would have thought that going door to door with rifles and forcibly quarantining and locking people in their homes would slow the spread of an infectious disease?

Is this some sort of test run so the people that run the World see how they can control us?

Was this the plan?

I need a new dildo

Yes they have, cope harder.

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Toss that shit! She must destroy the world so it may begin anew!

*unzips evidence*

How the fuck is this not an open declaration of war?

nationalinterest.org/feature/china-threatens-throw-america-mighty-sea-coronavirus-130877

I work in grocery stores here in Texas, all these people out of work don't just stay home, they come to the grocery store and continue a week out to buy out anything that's put on the fucking shelf and then complain when there's nothing left. All of my stores are filled with boomers and people just getting in your personal space, reaching over and around you, close enough to cough and breath on you. I swear I'm going to get sick and these grocery stores are gonna be hotbeds to make people pass this virus on.

Based and trade federation pilled

Bruh are you part fish? That's really good for a asthamatic

for real? shit, I'll make sure to remember that

In China the phone is like a credit card, you cannot exist without it (at least not in the cities). You can’t pay for anything, can’t do anything.

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No, the problem was that there was no planning for fucking anything at any level. Pretty expensive test run if it was.

They didn't shut it down.

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based

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>that fucking muzzle sweep from 6 seconds onward after just chambering a round

I'm thinking about going for a walk to the park with my gf. Is it high risk or will we be ok?

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to be fair, sooner or later the quarantine effects will make it go down, but for the next 1-2 month /ourgrill/ will go on rampage

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Hello fellow merchandiser. How many times a day do you get asked when toilet paper is coming in even though you don't work for the store?

The player is a very smart one who played their cards right. They just need to mutate total organ failure now.

First time seeing this? Source?

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/GBG/ - Greek Borders General

>GET IN HERE

>GET IN HERE

>implying people will be able to stay in quarantine for even 3 weeks

that's odd, my smell has been extra sensitive lately.

EVENT 201

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atrocious gun handling by pistol guy there

points it straight at his buddy more than once

>DF
>Commerce (other than markets, bakeries, drugstores, home improvement and delivery food) closed
>Shoppings closed
>All education but public kindergartens closed
>Transport still normal
Yesterday, knowing that commerce will close, I went to drink a capuccino in Chocolates Brasil (almost Copenhagen-tier) and to eat a peppermint ice scream at Cold Stone. My wife begged to me for not going to work today, but I messed my vacations and I still owe 28h.
My lunch today was bread with egg and bacon. I also bought tonic water, as nobody know that people used to use quinine to fight malaria.

People are shutting down the global economy because of THIS.

Noice.

This is WW3. The entire world is fighting the virus.

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Is the groin/penile pain symptom a meme for COVID19, or is it legit?

Because its the same s Trump saying "We could shut down trade with China" or some dumb shit

throw ur gf at the raiders and u will live

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No but nice cope
The world isn't controlled by genius guardians who will step in and save your ass if things get too hairy
The world is run by fags who don't know shit and half-ass everything

I think she's doubling every 2-3 days right now, so yeah. Buckle up.

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That's the handle, the muzzle is pointed towards the ground.

They are either dead or dead scared.

I have allergy induced asthma. pollen(which is heavy outside right now) is the biggest trigger. even so, I just casually held my breath for 45 seconds.

looks like poop smeared in her ass crack

We will be the champion of the WCVC (World Chinese Virus Championship)
g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/20/ritmo-de-contagio-do-coronavirus-no-brasil-esta-igual-ao-registrado-na-italia-e-acelerando-aponta-unesp.ghtml

BRASIL CAMPEÃO, PORRA!

Are you 80 years old with 3 or more pre existing conditions? If not youre fine

I did a minute but I’ve been smoking 12 years.

If she ever wants to get blacked call me

Get a bidet.

>i-i-ts the end of the world guysss!

Kill yourself

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Probably sent back from that exercise in Europe and shipped through a port in Florida to reach Texas by rail, dude.

So that malaria vaccine is just a load of horseshit, right?

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but that doesn't mean they are dead
maybe they can't pay because of the quarantine and not earning money? can the number be disconnected for unpaid fees?

the great flood

Ah, explains the lack of recovered, they're just being kept alive by ventilators and not getting better.

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>Making all economic breakdown because of a flu

I've had trouble with allergies all my life but they've receded since I started taking a teaspoon of cumin oil every day

Godspeed anons
Started following CvG back in January and prepped accordingly early february
Thanks to you guys my family will be safe

yeah, the state of Texas grocery stores is pretty bad right now. But if the supply chain stops, things are going to get 1000x worse

> All Customer Service Associate and Cashiers will be paid $13.50/hr
> We are proud to announce that that all hourly store, manufacturing, warehouse and transportation Partners will receive $2/hour Texas Proud Pay effective 3/16-4/12 to recognize their hard work and thank them for their commitment as they help serve our customers & communities.

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>4.7k
Old data, its already almost trippled

IT'S FUCKING OVER!

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I fucking love these memes

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

good on them, seriously. i look at these employees and logistics and production employees with great respect. in this time of crisis they're doing God's work.

YOU'RE CORONA!
GO AWAE!!

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he got comped

>Wont work.
We haven't had 700million deaths yet, user.

All of them are, they want to calm the goyim down.

Bring out your dead, Hans, where are you hiding them??

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Yes.

BASED

How?

PERI BOTTLE
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or bidet/sprayer attached to water line of toilet

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>buys loo roll
>can't even stand up to wipe her own arse

>only 150 seconds
Wrong, new guidelines say anything below 3 minutes is a sign of severe corona.

I'm a real PoS normally but can put on the front and face during normal times, this entire event is sort of added stress and the greed of everyone really let my shittiness sort of bloom and thrive. It's not good.

youtu.be/QuKBsJoA7jk

How low can you go?

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Alright, seems like gold and silver is sold out in my country and I don't trust buying metals through internet in first place.
Should I keep the cash and pray inflation won't eat them away or should I buy something?
I got a bit of salt, but that will be valuable only at total collapse where people won't care about shiny metals and would want more practical items.

Please be true

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The bottom is when it hits negative value

Well, then there is something extremely wrong with the situation in Italy, how the fuck can world class health system (SUPPOSEDLY) like what they have in Lombardy fail to get the people in need of intensive care to intensive care? They are a country of 50 million I think, how in the FUCK can they not have the capacity to have a few hundred people in intensive care at once?

What the fuck is actually going on here?

Very, very unlikely. But not impossible

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Here is indirect evidence of millions dead, first monthly decline in at least five years, even during the 2015-16 recession subscriber numbers went up every month, never had a down month until feb 2020

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one roll a day was a joke
two a week isn't?

the US(and maybe allies) must have some backdoor into CPC communications surely? whether its spies or hardware/software backdoors, or just hacking to get access to databases
in my opinion the US has the CPC non-public numbers, most likely some estimate of how many died but were never tested and therefore it is only lying through omission, and because the number is insane they are reacting as they are

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I haven't heard a single thing about pension funds being insolvent. Higher mortality lowers pension obligations. LARP harder faggot.

that's what I thought at first, but watched it a few more times and it looks like he puts the barrel in his left hand facing down after slapping the mag in, so no foul

Dr. Campbell suffers from the ivory tower syndrome where he cannot comprehend the CCP lying about something so serious as millions of deaths in this pandemic. It doesn't fit with his world-view, so he doesn't even begin to question the possibility of how/why the commies would lie about the numbers.

He wants to believe. But he is not even investigating the paper-thin fraud put up by the chinese. Why are no journalists/doctors allowed to go into china and report on the success so the West can adopt such a grand strategy to control the virus? Because the CCP is full of shit, that's why

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Having a beer and told my boomer dad this is "our Vietnam" but my generation will win. This triggered the fuck out of him. Just FYI for my troll bois.

Highly unlikely, they are not going to disconnect your phone after one month. First you get a reminder, then a second reminder. At least three months of 0 payment.

>it's still alive

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holy shit

>Spaniards from Madrid, Barcelona or Valencia leaving because of the weekend to other cities, even if the quarantine and reclusion is mandatory

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>elespanol.com/sociedad/20200320/atascos-escapadas-semana-alarma-madrid-valencia-barcelona/476204107_0.html

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the schizo is also forgetting that a person isn't limited to one phone line and that there several mobile companies in china

precious metals are a meme. buy stuff for trading: tobacco, alcohol, ammo, coffee, medicine.

And loseing

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>nazi plan
IT WAS OUR PLAN
FRENCH WANTED TO GIVE US THE MADAGASCAR AND WE PLANNED TO SEND OUR JEWS THERE
IN 1937 THE PROJECT WAS ONGOING BETWEEN THE GOVERNMENTS BUT THE FRENCH PRESS CRITICIZED IT SO IT WAS ABANDONED
STOLEN VALOR STOLEN VALOR

Fake but lol

Guys I feel like pathologic 2 has prepared me for this shit

I GOT THE CHIPS!
WHO'S BUYING THE DIP?

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Tidy up at home instead!

Could be because those customers took new 5G packages

>What the fuck is actually going on here?
People are dying in their homes, user, quickly.

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okay this is epic

it's just a cold bro

It's a treatment, not a vaccine. It seems to be working somewhat but it's not clear if it's any more effective than vitamin C infusions and shit like that. China should have had randomized studies on chloroquiine since they were recommending it for treatment since late January but I can't find the results.

because that sort of thing doesn't happen often, only during wars and disasters

I bought the dip in February, so I don't have any money left.

China needs to be nuked.

Could be worse. Only 1 case confirmed so far
>bumfuck nowhere
>no uni
>church/religious gatherings suspended for weeks
>vitamin-c supplements out of stock everywhere
>live right next to the farmer's market so stocking up is no problem
Shame that I rely on public transportation for the most part. My city is a ghost town tho, most of public services shut down or cut down on open hours. Biggest shopping center's closed, same as gyms. Spending most of my day in my apartment. Great chance to get into my backlog.

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World War V

Those are the 4 and 5 G combined

Nine corona dead in Würzburg (German city) nursing home
15 other residents tested positive, and 23 nursing staff infected

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I got the dip, let’s get comfy

why do we tolerate their existance for a moment longer

the fire rises

Quarantine won't last. Normies can't handle being inside and contrary to popular belief their mental health is worse than NEETs and other assorted shut ins.
You'll notice the only US areas on lockdown are also nogunz zones.

Yeah I'm Frito as well. Starting next week we'll get 20 dollars a day extra for a month, my stores are blown out fully and it's a hit and miss if it's going to get slammed full one day or like today where one of my stores gets 700 dollars of a 10k order to get the shelves filled up. We really need to just make lays doritos and cheetos and fill every shelf with those things, slam the stores with pallets, fuck it.

Before you die of corona virus please be sure to report racism

which may range from microaggressions to incidents of racial profiling

nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/nonprofits-launch-site-asian-americans-report-coronavirus-related-racism-n1164091