>choose to go grocery shopping for the first time for my retarded boomer parents who think that 4 people can subside off of soup and random snacks.
>usually their job to go but I don't trust them and they usually buy bullshit like chips.
>i bought shit like potatoes, beans, etc..
>they thank me and say i did a good job after
Yeah, no shit.
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This Brian will ducking die
Same. My dumb boomer parents fought me over purchasing a 50lb bag of rice for $15 plus other things. Yet here I am, regretting I didn't get ten of those 50lb bags.
I found this quite interesting
youtube.com
by the way SA only has 200 cases
>niggers immune
>mfw
Eat them
I did a pick up order at Panda Express. Imagine eating emergency food when all restaurants still are doing takeout
Imagine not stocking a bit while you still can without everyone trying to kill you for it
at a time like this, I'd have hoped you would have the boomers' back. instead, you're acting like a bunch of kike-hypnotized infighters.
if you find such normies, might it not be better to help them? why is your country so fractally divided?
fptp
Based, my boomer dad isn't self quarantining either because he stayed at work for a week and all the millennial and zoomer faggots left to work from home.
Now he goes in and basically has the entire floor to himself.
maybe we should try shitting in the street
This Brian will die of AIDS rather than corona and be smug to his dying breath
What the fuck do you need bags of rice for?
Rahu has left Karthika Nakshatra, but it will return back by April 28th, so this wont be an issue by end of April/May
>Eating chinese food while the Chinese Flu is destroying the world economy for a decade.
Traitors get the rope first.
We can't all live on semen alone
That's why we have food production
This post isn't going to age well when he gets sick and infects others
based
Pretty cringy.
He's taking a calculated risk...
We'll see how bad his math turns out to be.
Rice. You're a fucking retard.
Serious question, what are the odds of catching COVID on an empty bus with 0 people?
Yeah my dad went grocery shopping yesterday when I told him WEEKS ago to take a massive shopping trip because you dont want to be in large gatherings when this shit gets serious. Continued to watch idiots like Hannity and other republicans who make everything political and repeat that the virus is just a flu bro. Anyway he was bitching to me about how crowded it was and how empty the shelves were. I said "I TOLD you to go shopping WEEKS ago for this very reason". And you know what he said? "Oh people are overreacting, look at me, I'm fine".
Like, what do you even say to that kind of ignorance? Not only that, but he bought enough food to last maybe 2 weeks.
>earbuds in
He wont even hear the raiders warcry
Hope you don't live with him. At these times I'm glad I've neeted it alone for over 20 years, can do everything my way and minimize the risks
>for my retarded boomer parents
I take it, they paid for everything? Still living at with them? Ungrateful little wretch.
Hello chingchong
Ur not wrong. Should've got a bag of dried beans, potatoes and onions to go with it.
Nah I moved out a year ago and Im glad I did. I live alone and right now I'm glad that I don't even have a gf, as it's just another liability
It lingers in the air for hours as floating droplets in a confined area. If someone who has it but shows no symptoms yet coofs in a bus it may be there all day and infect anyone who breathes the air. It's literally airborne chink aids.
milking machines on mars
goteem!!
They also ruined the economy for me
>be loser
>mooch of parents
>they buy nothing but chips and cookies because that's all you'll eat, usually
>Yas Forums scares you bad enough to understand cookies and chippies won't last, gotta get real food
>so tired of your shit they are, they charge you with fetching groceries, a REAL bigboy errand
>you come home with most of the list they gave you
>many pats on the head were head, biggest stockpile of GBP earned since you took your first steps and spoke your first word
let him have his victory lap, cycling without the stabilisers for the first time is a big personal achievement
Enjoy your final days boomer :^)
i went shopping yesterday. can't drink a beer in a shopping center around here that's against the law. but things are different now. reckon we look at the virus all wrong, i bought a pair of running shoes for half price because nobody else is buying running shoes, socks too. never ran before but a got a lot of time cause i don't got to go the work anymore. what you call a shopping cart is a trolley down here and in my trolley i dropped a carton of beer in and did my grocery shopping. things are different now. ever drank a beer while bagging vegetables at woolworths without fear of being arrested or asked to leave? i did nobody to stop me anymore, all too busy worrying about the virus to get too close. i never want this to stop, so far the virus is the best thing to happen to me in years. don't have to go to work government pays me. cops too busy to tell me what. made yesterday my last beer cause now the real world begins and i got work to do. no more time to waste.
reckon that beer tasted a lot like freedom.
Why the government pays you and how much?
My boomer mom is the same way. "Are you and your wife hungry". Me: yeah mom. Her: ok come over. we are eating some chips and salad. me: mom fix dad some actual food you lazy ass. and I hang up.
Nice blog mate, are the liquor stores there as fucked as they are here? Desperate alcoholics are hording whiskey in gear they'll have to go a week without booze.
ever since he stopped sucking his co-host dick, he became ultra gamma boy in a suit.
he's holding his breath for 15 seconds while he stands on an empty, stationary tube for his photo op; then runs outside gasping into his mask and begs a tube station master to disinfect his hands
>ducking
Ducking phone posters soups should go to he'll
>panda express
>chinese food
The only restaurants you should boycott are actualt chinese restaurants. Panda Express is american fast food.
>why is your country so fractally divided?
Isn't that India's whole shtick with the class systems in place?
This is what a mid life crisis looks like when you can't drive a sports car into city center.
Kill all boers
Yeah yeah, go genocide some more Muslims please.
>I HATE BOOMERS
>I WENT OUT AND RAN ERRANDS FOR BOOMERS TODAY
Damn faggot pick a side.
Social media is the most cringey fuckin thing on this planet.
I mean who writes that kinda shit?
Who even take a selfie unless it's somewhere important.
I know this feel. I STILL can't get them to adopt prepping as a regular practice after this. They'll think after this blows over that you'll never have to worry about being prepared. They think because they had it easy, that life will never have problems. Why are they so stupid? I'm trying to help us BOTH.
Serious answer. Very high.
How many THOUSANDS of people have been through that carriage in the last 14 days. How many THOUSANDS of people have those people been in contact with.
The virus can live on hard surfaces for up to 9 days. It can live on fabric surfaces even longer. It can 'hibernate' in colder weather for up to 48 days.
London is a major hotspot for the virus.
Yeah, he's taking a massive, stupid risk.
Cringed
Fuck off gayboi
Is Brian a mobster. The fuck is up with that suit?
I hope a nigger kills you so I don't have to keep seeing this shit you schizoid faggot fuck.
>DROPLETS
>AIRBORNE
SHIT UP LOSER
Marketing he learned from Dan Pena. Canadas Don Cherry is even worse.
You'd be surprised at how much shit you can do in public as long as you act like it's normal. Look in a supermarkets outdoor trash and see how many cans of beer are on top.
Better question, what are the odds of dying from it if you catch it. The guy looks to be in decent health
>stoic
Corona has become yet another reason to virtue signal over nothing
This dummy is taking the subway when he could just drive on the street, cities are emptying out!
My grocery store was fucking empty.
>Chinese Flu
>destroying the world economy
only thing destroying the world economy is the boomer overreaction to the virus because they're the only ones seriously at risk
London Real....this guy is a fucking faggot.