/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2327 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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61-Year-Old NBC News Employee Dies From Coronavirus, At Least Two Other Staff Members Test Positive

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any crooshers?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rCemAlbgMgM

It's here

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Stuck in my apartment with no work

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The only numbers that matter are the Diamond Princess
>The only numbers that matter are the Diamond Princess
The only numbers that matter are the Diamond Princess
>The only numbers that matter are the Diamond Princess
The only numbers that matter are the Diamond Princess
>The only numbers that matter are the Diamond Princess

712 Cases, 8 Dead.
0.01% Death rate.

Absolutely pathetic nothingburger with a side of no-tater fries and an empty shake with a big fat nuffin muffin for dessert.

Happening cancelled.

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r u retarted?

Nothing's gonna happen

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

They are prepared, user.

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>2 cases in Shitaly
Wow it's fucking nothing. This will be nothingburger will be forgotten in a week.

I want the happening to stop now

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Reminder to multiply CFR for Africa by at least 5.

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>Be vassal state
>Suck the chinese cock for free
>Comparing a year of deaths with 3 months
China have lost 14m people and are 3months ahead of the curve

This is Bobo town

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THERE IS NO GETTING OFF THE RIDE

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>t-tthis numbers are the only ones that matter, r-right haha
absolute state of cope

We already reached eleven thousand? The depopulation agenda looking gud I guess

WOMAN GIVES BIRTH IN TOILET PAPER AISLE OF WALMART STORE

fox5ny.com/news/woman-gives-birth-in-toilet-paper-aisle-of-walmart-store

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danke bro
aber was soll die rote farbe bedeuten

Triple double confirms nothingburger, happeners btfo

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It will never catch on

Why is that red strip so fucking hot?

>Fauci during Trump's presser
He's gonna get fired at this rate

Finland censors the stats btw. Fug :D

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Nigger riot continent boogaloo incoming

FLORIDA
CLOSES
BEACHES
>to late

A month ago you faggot considered the Diamond Princess your experiment.
Funny how you completely stopped talking about it when it proved this was a nothingburger.

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Somehow this found its way into my recommended video.

youtube.com/watch?v=WTjd68hsbrg

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All right. It was fun in the beginning, but now I've had enough. I want off this ride. Can someone let me off?

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There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.

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H-HAYAI

OH NO OH NO OH NO

got my prep done

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How many new cases in New York again anons?

whoops forgot Angola
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHART IN MART

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

yes why

its just the flu.
they'll be fine.

>looks at flag
Well, that’d be nationalism friend.

FIRST CORONAVIRUS DEATH IN ISRAEL

jpost.com/Breaking-News/First-coronavirus-death-in-Israel-621727

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So this (pic related) was was saved Feb 27

Damn...

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> Corona × Ebola
> mix in Lassa too
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING COOOOMING AAAAAGH

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What's the situation in Africa?
Is it a failure of testing or is it really not spreading there?
Hot countries tend to do better with respiratory illnesses. Is that what's going on?

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What do you mean?

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If the market is much like ours, with so many products available from 3rd party retailers in China, why aren't they considered Capitalist? Trying to understand
>If the market is much like ours, with so many products available from 3rd party retailers in China, why aren't they considered Capitalist? Trying to understand

Israel first death
jpost.com/Breaking-News/First-coronavirus-death-in-Israel-621727

9/10 missing very cheap vodka for desinfecting stuff

>fun in the beginning
But the beginning is now

Thank god my business was declared "essential" by the govt. So fucking grateful I still have a job that's full time. I work in finance so we've been giving out extensions on loans like candy and we deal with banks and lawyers directly so I was hoping we would stay open.

My heart goes out to everyone that's been laid off. Hopefully unemployment and trumpbux kicks in for you guys

BRUH

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It doesn't matter what you want user. Only Her will is important now

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Look up what happened with Ebola. They were killing the doctors because they thought they were injecting people with the virus.

HA HA GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

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guys
ibtimes.com/coronavirus-dogs-german-shepherd-tests-positive-likely-case-human-canine-transmission-2943419

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But this is merely the beginning user

Holy shit the simulation is breaking

>look at this dude copeing just wants his normal back
hahahahahahahahaha
SAD

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Isn´t that beautiful,
>all normies running away and panicking.
>meanwhile some of us have been prepared for this and will survive.
>All the society failling appart and all the fake people showing their real faces now.
Come with me Yas Forums,and sing with me

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I'm sure he called corona "the flu" is some tweets

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Hope you are right user.I can't fucking wait.

youre a vassal state for muslim penis faggot

and it started in november so 5 months

source for 14 milion retard

No refunds

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That's 1.12% you dumb fuck

>Oh no, not my heckin Israelinos.

Thread currently happening in Yas Forums right now.

Yas Forums user may have cracked the code here.

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Millions will die

How do we take care of the Chinese problem without risking the collapse of everything since they own parts of almost everything major? You guys here are fucking smart, you sure can figure something out and do it.

>parents are dumb boomers
>mom tells me to not listen to "fearmongering" (>implying im scared) and to talk to my stepfather about a "malaria vaccine"

They're full of shit, right? Wasn't even aware that a vaccine existed for malara only pills.

I want for them to be wrong so I may rub it in their faces more than anything.

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Open for now. Won't need you when our money becomes worthless. Best of luck regardless user.

Finally some good news today!

>712 Cases, 8 Dead.
>0.01% Death rate.
I... I don’t think you know hoe percentages work

Nice rape basement and nice taste in whiskey

youtu.be/YcHzYmDdVxc

1 down 6 million to go

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