/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2326 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 270,270 (+25,376) ► Died: 11,276 (+1,248)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
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Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
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Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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Bodies must be cremated
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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>REMINDER
US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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Norway expects 2.2 million infected
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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>LATEST CASES
19:18: First 3 cases in Madagascar.
19:17: 3,182 new cases and 16 new deaths in Germany.
19:03: 74 new cases in Tennessee, United States.
18:56: 3 new deaths in Spain.
18:55: 112 new cases and 3 new deaths in Denmark, including 8 cases in the Faroe Islands.
18:54: 50 new cases in Finland.
18:50: 133 new cases and 3 new deaths in Georgia, United States.

>MORE
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www1.nyc.gov/office-of-the-mayor/news/167-20/mayor-de-blasio-demands-help-federal-government
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Uh-oh.

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>Dead: 11,347
lol, still only 11,347.
How many days has it been stuck at 11,347? Four days? Five days?

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>US State Leaderboard
226 total deaths
29/50 states (plus DC) on the board (DC, MA, OH new today)

>spreadsheet
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>WA:
75 deaths
>NY:
39 deaths
>CA:
21 deaths
>GA:
13 deaths
>LA:
12 deaths
>NJ:
11 deaths
>FL:
10 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR, WI:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT:
2 deaths
>DC, KS, MA, MD, MO, MS, NV, OH, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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How the fuck is Fauci 80!?
I would've guessed 60, not 80.

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‘WE SHOULD BLOW UP THE BRIDGES’ — CORONAVIRUS LEADS TO CLASS WARFARE IN HAMPTONS
>‘WE SHOULD BLOW UP THE BRIDGES’ — CORONAVIRUS LEADS TO CLASS WARFARE IN HAMPTONS

It’s all-out class warfare in the Hamptons.

The year-round residents, the locals who serve and clean and landscape for the super-rich in the summertime — and put up with all manner of entitlement and terrible behavior in exchange for good money — are silent no more.

“There’s not a vegetable to be found in this town right now,” says one resident of Springs, a working-class pocket of East Hampton. “It’s these elitist people who think they don’t have to follow the rules.”

It’s not just the drastic food shortage out here. Every aspect of life, most crucially medical care, is under strain from the sudden influx of rich Manhattanites panic-fleeing, bringing along their disdain and disregard for the little people — and in some cases, knowingly bringing coronavirus.

The Springs resident says her friend, a nurse out here, reported that a wealthy Manhattan woman who tested positive called tiny Southampton Hospital to say she was on her way and needed treatment.

The woman was told to stay in Manhattan.

Instead, she allegedly got on public transportation, telling no one of her condition. Then she showed up at Southampton Hospital, demanding admittance.

“Someone else took a private jet to East Hampton and did not tell anybody ’til he landed,” the resident says. “That’s the most horrendous aspect. The virus is already here, and we don’t have any medical resources.”

“We’re at the end of Long Island, the tip, and waves of people are bringing this s–t,” says lifelong Montauker James Katsipis. “We should blow up the bridges. Don’t let them in.”

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Uh-Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ...
Dead
Cat
Bounce

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What is Lookner yelling about this time, anons?

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[CHART UPDATED]

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MADAGASCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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HAPPENING

CORONA-CHAN FINALLY REACHED MADAGASCAR

I hope you'll be alright gary

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The asymptomatic period of corona is way too fucking short. The median time for symptoms to show according to Chinese data is 3-5 days. Which means it will literally go down in history as the flu bro.

What about Northern South America?

> that OP pic
mouthfeed fetish acquired

Euros, post your home defense.

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It's ILI visits...

Now the real game begins

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

Pretty comfy music, great livestream.

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1000 people a day now
Dis gun be gud

If the market is much like ours, with so many products available from 3rd party retailers in China, why aren't they considered Capitalist? Trying to understand

GAME OVER

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based

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There's still hope for Greenland.

Digits and corona-chan gets me

I know what you're talking about but don't have it.As for guns, here's the best starter options:
- Glock Slimline 43/43X/48, Sig P365 (consider XL grip module)/P365XL, & S&W M&P Shield 2.0 for concealed carry > These are for if you want to carry in public with minimal printing/weight.

- Glock 19, Sig P320 X Compact, CZ P-10 C, or S&W M&P 9 Compact > They're all about the same, how they fit in your hand is most important. Glawk & Sig will have the most accessories generally. Sigs are good for dryfire becuase you can repeatedly work the trigger without racking the slide.

- PSA AR-15 > You can get modern adjustable stocks and handguards for less than $600. And for home defense or "hogg" hunting their 300 BLK options are dirt cheap too. Don't fook about with M4gerys without extended M-Lok handguards. And never buy a Colt, those are for cucks.
- Aero Precision AR-15 Upper & Lower > Higher quality two part kits can be found for ~$700, which is still entry level, but good enough to last a lifetime.
- Sig Romeo 5 Red Dot sight for rifles > Budget offering around $125 suitable for any starter gun. You can fuck around with Amazon & knockoffs, but this is the cheapest one from a reputable manufacucturer.
- Shotguns > Suck for anything over 50M. Remington 870 or Mossberg 500s are great when filled with 00 buck. Make sure if you buy a used one you pull the magazine limiting plug out so you can fit more shells in.

Hey, hey, that's 0.00016% of the world's population! If it saves only one diabetic, obese boomer, then shutting everything down was worth it.

Its all that Vitamin C he admitted to taking. If I remember correctly 1g twice a day.

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Jewtube are hiding his stream from feeds

He was seething anyway just 2 minutes in today - I think he'll implode when the burger numbers come out over the evening.

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is not of chinese origin, bioweapon, you are braindead.
Just read this
I'm not a chink btw

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eating foreskin has that effect

The Division timeline is cruising smoothly

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I've got 2ft machete and boot knife in the post and I'm trying to get a hold of a 150lb crossbow, but crossbows are selling out in the UK

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▶China 80,967(3,248) ▶International 189,289(8,028) Italy 47,021(4,032) Spain 20,412(1,044) Germany 19,848(59) Iran 19,644(1,433) USA 16,913(230) France 12,612(450) S. Korea 8,652(94) Switzerland 5,381(56) UK 3,983(177) Netherlands 2,994(106) Austria 2,491(6) Belgium 2,257(37) Norway 1,923(7) Sweden 1,639(16) Denmark 1,255(9) Malaysia 1,030(3) Portugal 1,020(6) Japan 963(33) Canada 943(12) Australia 876(7) Czechia 833 Diamond Princess 712(8) Israel 705 Brazil 691(7) Ireland 683(3) Pakistan 500(3) Greece 495(9) Luxembourg 484(5) Qatar 470 Finland 450 Chile 434 Poland 411(5) Iceland 409 Singapore 385 Indonesia 369(32) Ecuador 367(5) Turkey 359(4) Saudi Arabia 344 Slovenia 341(1) Thailand 322(1) Romania 308 Bahrain 291(1) Estonia 283 Egypt 256(7) Hong Kong 256(4) Russia 253(1) India 249(5) Peru 234(4) Philippines 230(18) Iraq 208(17) South Africa 202 Lebanon 177(4) Mexico 164(1) Kuwait 159 Colombia 145 San Marino 144(14) UAE 140 Panama 137(1) Slovakia 137 Armenia 136 Taiwan 135(2) Serbia 135(1) Bulgaria 129(3) Argentina 128(3) Croatia 128(1) Latvia 111 Uruguay 94 Vietnam 91 Algeria 90(11) Costa Rica 89(2) Hungary 85(4) Jordan 85 Bosnia and Herzegovina 84 Faeroe Islands 80 Brunei 78 Morocco 77(3) Andorra 75 Cyprus 75 Sri Lanka 73 Dominican Republic 72(2) Albania 70(2) North Macedonia 70 Belarus 69 Moldova 66(1) Malta 64 Lithuania 63 Tunisia 54(1) Kazakhstan 52 Cambodia 51 Oman 48 Palestine 48 Guadeloupe 45 Azerbaijan 44(1) Georgia 44 Venezuela 42 Burkina Faso 40(1) New Zealand 39 Senegal 38 Uzbekistan 33 Martinique 32(1) Ukraine 29(3) Liechtenstein 28 Réunion 28 Afghanistan 24 Honduras 24 Bangladesh 20(1) Cameroon 20 DRC 18 Macao 17 Cuba 16(1) Jamaica 16(1) Bolivia 16 Ghana 16 Guyana 15(1) French Guiana 15 Guam 14 Montenegro 14 Puerto Rico 14 Maldives 13 Paraguay 13 Guatemala 12(1) Nigeria 12 Channel Islands 12 Mauritius 12 Monaco 11 French Polynesia 11 Rwanda 11 Gibraltar 10 Ivory Coast 9 Ethiopia 9 Togo 9 Trinidad and Tobago 9 Kenya 7 Seychelles 7

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For the anons who have already realized how bad this is going to be and have made peace with what's going to happen, a poem posted by an italy friend;

There will come soft rains and the

smell of the ground,

And swallows circling with their

shimmering sound;

And frogs in the pools singing at night,

And wild plum-trees in tremulous white;

Robins will wear their feathery fire

Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

And not one will know of the war, not one

Will care at last when it done.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,

Would scarcely know that we were gone.
I want to do a lot of good before I die, I hope you do too. See you space cowboys.

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Based and HEMApilled

There's always these guys.

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>UPDATE: Madagascar reports first 3 cases of coronavirus
I can't believe it's all over, bros... Is this how will all die? Before even reaching Mars?

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Greenland has been infected for days already.

China +39(+3)Italy +5,986(+627)Spain +2,335(+213)Germany +4,528(+15)Iran +1,237(+149)USA +3,124(+23)France +1,617(+78)S. Korea +87(+3)Switzerland +1,159(+13)UK +714(+33)Netherlands +534(+30)Austria +312Belgium +462(+16)Norway +133Sweden +200(+5)Denmark +104(+3)Malaysia +130(+1)Portugal +234(+2)Japan +20Canada +70Australia +120Czechia +139Diamond Princess (+1)Israel +28Brazil +51Ireland +126Pakistan +46(+1)Greece +31(+3)Luxembourg +149(+1)Qatar +10Finland +50Chile +92Poland +56Iceland +79Singapore +40Indonesia +60(+7)Ecuador +107(+2)Saudi Arabia +70Slovenia +22Thailand +50Romania +31Bahrain +12Estonia +16Hong Kong +48Russia +54India +55(+1)Peru (+3)Philippines +13(+1)Iraq +16(+4)South Africa +52Lebanon +20Mexico +46Kuwait +11Colombia +37Slovakia +13Armenia +14Taiwan +27(+1)Serbia +32(+1)Bulgaria +22Croatia +18Latvia +25Uruguay +15Vietnam +6Algeria (+2)Costa Rica +2(+1)Hungary +12(+3)Jordan +16Bosnia and Herzegovina +20Faeroe Islands +8Brunei +5Morocco +14(+1)Andorra +1Cyprus +8Sri Lanka +13Dominican Republic +38Albania +6North Macedonia +20Belarus +18Moldova +17Malta +11Lithuania +15Tunisia +15Kazakhstan +8Cambodia +14Palestine +1Guadeloupe +12Georgia +4Burkina Faso +7New Zealand +11Senegal +2Uzbekistan +10Martinique +9Ukraine +3Afghanistan +2Honduras +12Bangladesh +2Cameroon +7DRC +4Cuba +5Jamaica +1Bolivia +1Ghana +5Guyana +10Guam +2Montenegro +1Puerto Rico +8Guatemala +3Channel Islands +1Mauritius +5Monaco +1French Polynesia +5Ethiopia +2Togo +8Seychelles +1Kyrgyzstan +3Mayotte +2Saint Martin +1Suriname +3Gabon (+1)CAR +2Madagascar +3Bhutan +1Guinea +1Haiti +2Isle of Man +1Angola +1Cabo Verde +1Papua New Guinea +1

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why is russia so big?

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>26,247

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most of the graphs seem to indicate the top of the curve is coming.

I don't think I could handle a full month of happening so please hurry.

Median incubation time isn't a very interesting statistic for asymptomatic periods. The long end counts and that isn't even represented.
Plenty of asymptomatic superspreaders already in fact I'd argue they're the most important vectors. That's why the geographic spread is so skewed.

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5s

Mercator

>crossbows are selling out in the UK

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He's a big guy

imagine getting arrested for a pair of scissors

Shoah 2 electric boogaloo incoming

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they're probably immune

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We truly are doomed

hating on mongols gets you free land, user.

flag checks out

You are in the foothills, burgerbro.
Everest lies before you.

The infection rate peaked today. The pandemic is literally over.

No one is safe.

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>‘WE SHOULD BLOW UP THE BRIDGES’
Is it Sigurd?

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Half of my fat-fuck / asthmatic extended family is going to die to this shit.

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>Madagascar

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It's already 270000 Where's my big fucking corona milkers

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NOOOOOOOOOOO
> NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
> NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
> NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
> NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Phew good thing the heat is killing it

>not having tacticool sight
ngmi

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>madagascar
It's over.

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>+1248
What the FUCK.

>Any helpful anons have /k/'s infographic on guns for n00bs? I had it on my old phone, but that's gone now

Also, if you have a GTDistributors or other police gear supplier with a used gun counter, you can get .40 cal Glocks for stupid cheap since departments are phasing them out.

As always, get a good holster like a StealthGear or AlienGear and train drawing and dryfiring. Just throw on the John Wick soundtrack, crack a beer, and do reps.

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

SOMALIA CONFIRMS CORONAVIRUS CASE

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No Beretta 92 compact?
Not very kino user

I heard Corina-chan hasn't killed all the Walloons yet, r u okay?

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>tfw you don't eat beef and pork and most canned food contains beef or pork
Should I start eating beef and pork again?

Everyone is being infected with the (S)afe strain by their local supermarket. The (L)ethal strain is dying out.
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8073543/TWO-strains-killer-coronavirus-spreading-study-claims.html

we could only tell 4 days from now though

Didn't the Tsunami or some storm shit wipe them out a few years ago?

Somalia has hospitals or clinics?

11% CCFR
>11% CCFR
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>11% CCFR

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How many new cases in New York alone today? How do I find numbers for this? I dont live there I just know someone who is hanging with new Yorkers and want to rub it in their face that they are retarded

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>crossbows are selling out in the UK

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You gonna get it and die. Enjoy life since you can.

Shekels

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The Chad Peru is ghosting this thot.

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Because they have T I G E R S

did you know they have T I G E R S ?

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>Brazil and Peru have already run out of testing kits

Maps fuck the perspective so that we can view every landmass. Russia neatly fits Into Africa. You could fit china America and Europe into Africa. look up the real perspective of the globe.

What are the VERY FIRST signs of sickness. I still have to work but have seasonal allergies so I always feel a little weezy when the trees start pollinating

What a defeatist self-flagellating cuck, unfit to face the hardships and live as his ancestors did for thousands of years if need be.
Civilizations die. Mankind survives.

Made another one

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WHY IS NO ONE REPORTING ON THIS

How long before we see mass looting and chimpouts in the US? Two weeks? I'm thinking we'll have to see public benefit programs fail or grocery store supply chains fail.

fifth day breaking the quarantine, the people don't care anymore and break it too, streets where back to normal today, even normies are not retarded enough tho believe this shit, you must all be glowniggers and schizos
seen zero police all week, saw a few amberlamps parked that looked like atrezzo, the driver and medic where smoking, never seen anyone being taken into one, havn't heard anyone coof since b4 the quarantine started
this shit is more fake and more gay than 9/11

>Update

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~2600 iirc

cfr of corona globally

7B divided by number of deaths =

math me cvg faggots
>its a nothingburger cold

nice art nice digits

yummy wanna licky facey

Probably highly depends on the actual strain.
Good thing is, there are 600 or so strains already.

was there

not a euro but I'm fully danish so theres that

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Isn't your country filled with Pollacks? Surely they know where to get an illegal pistol?

In all honesty a paintball gun cranked up in velocity might be a better bet than a crossbow. With a crossbow you only get one shot. That means no warning shots for deterrence. You have to announce and show yourself in order to deter the attacker. It is way fucking harder than you think to hit something with a crossbow. And don't listen to weeb retards who think they're gonna just pick up a bow and defend themselves, much less the delusional ones who think they can make one.

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its not "real" or "fake" its just that you cant put it on a piece of paper without some distortion

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Reminder from the past thread
>we are retarded so we don't close borders with China
>virus spreads to other countries
>people freak out and chase chinamen with sticks
>italy's cases grow after "don't be racist, hug a potentially risky individual" stunt but nobody pays attention to them.
>we are retarded so instead of closing italy down and sending help from europe Hubei style we keep open borders out of sheer greed and stupidity
>Italy warns that they will close the norf
>a wave of infected pastas on the run infects the world
>Spain celebrates feminist demonstration and Valencian fireworks
>France celebrates elections
>Germany celebrates Carnival.
>Sweden doesn't report any cases
>Britain outright allies itself with the virus and claim "lol we'll just get herd immunity
>mutts deny the virus exists for weeks and then close borders with Europe but not Britain.
>nobody follows the rules or wears masks
>zoomers and normies throwing parties and then mass hoarding toilet paper
>this is somehow fine

If you don't get UBI and put a gag order on all the smug celebrities complaining about being stuck in their mansions you're going to have a bad time fren.

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Go away

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Corona-chan should be chibi not tsundere.

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>not c*nny

dow is down a 1000 points today though

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Here's the numbers as of yesterday
www1.nyc.gov/office-of-the-mayor/news/167-20/mayor-de-blasio-demands-help-federal-government

>fully danish

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Germany has stolen our podium, and what's up with their deaths? are they hiding them?

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there are some really good crossbows out there
with magazines and a lever basically almost at a level of a hunting rifle

Looking at the new Italy numbers was such an adrenaline kick. I'm so proud of Corona-chan. She's worked so hard for us! Good job Corona-chan! Thank you Corona-chan!

Take my cooooooooooooommmmmmmm my life for you. My life for you. Praise corona

Hail lord kek.

I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE MOSTLY BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO

I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT

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about that...

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miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-beach/article241347726.html

so 9 of them got hit positive

good luck anons italy will look like child's play with your retards

Did you guys see that Corona post on Yas Forums?

Crazy stuff.

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Yea, my apologies, poor choice of words.
But it's all kids ever see in school; so a lot of people genuinely believe Russia is 50% of Eurasia.

Stop spamming.

Friendly reminder that without China's fake numbers the actual mortality rate as of today is 29.2468%

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>says the sweating man for the 1000th time

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So, no one gives a fuck about the environment now?

>Just wanted to share my meme with you guys

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For you

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ARGENBROS WE ARE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE IT

SMUG
M
U
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co2 helps trees grow

Nowhere is safe

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true though, i'm probably inbred as fuck

Africa is pretty darn big, by the way

What are these meme richfags gonna eat?

Crossbows are not very deadly. You need to hit a vital organ for it to have any meaningful stopping power. There is a reason they are legal in cucklands.
Get a spear for keeping distance and beat machete niggers and a short broad kitchen knife for close quarters.

Based boomer remover

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Plague inc. Is always fun on the big screen.

user, the only thing you're 'fully' is mutt.

80? wow. The manlet found the fountain of youth:

Fucking adrenaline junkie

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Get a hunting license and some real home defense

is Yas Forums kill?

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>ID says CUM
Kek

keep making shit anal gay mspaint art then

corona chan should be futa cbt
because she will break your balls and fuck your ass

reminder not to take any (((vaccines))) or (((chips)))
the NWO is coming
fuck bill gates

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Madagascar infected, there is no hope

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Cute!

>19:18: First 3 cases in Madagascar.
The end is coming.
THE FUTURES END!

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Somalia has humans?

Yas Forums was never gonna make it

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The strain theory is Chinese bullshit to distract people from the fact they faked their data (which is criminal and calls for an international intervention in itself).

OH SHIT MADAGASCAR IS INFECTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Very cute, just had my b-day recently thanks Corona-chan keep up the good work!

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BAKA

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E X P O N E N T I A L
G R O W T H
is kicking in hard.
All the shitholes are about to explode in 2 weeks.
Italy will have more then 1k dead a day in 3 days.
Normies loosing their shit.

Sadly it isnt the end of the world but I am very satisfied. Having forseen things first about 6 weeks ahead and prepped 3 weeks ahead.
This is fucking great.

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See how long until your state's hospitals are overloaded by the CoronaCaust.

covidactnow.org/state/CA

Point of no-return for intervention to prevent hospital overload: Mar 24 to Mar 29

covidactnow.org/

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE THAT CIRNOFAG /bant/OID
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you now remember the very early stages of this outbreak where the WHO literally recommended that countries not restrict travel with China

all globalist organizations and agencies should be dismantled along with the CCP when this is over

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We need more testing kits

Where's the "Chinks fucked up and accidently released Corona Chan" option?

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yaaaa keep them coming

Nobody addresses this.

TWO STRAINS!?

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Well that might be true. The long end is literally 24 days, which is well beyond the 14-day quarantine practiced in most countries. The world economy is guaranteed to be crippled for a while.

I have enough food for three weeks and ten FF3 masks are on their way to me from France. You?

There's also some really nice ones that allow you to take game at 100 yards with ease. But having a quality piece of kit does not make you "armed". You have to be proficient with your weapon. And crossbows are hard. Recurve/compound bows infinitely harder. I'm good with my bow in a hunting scenario but within 20 yards my cousin with a hockey stick and puck has a higher hit probability against a moving target.

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go to point nemo

Bump

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>this is somehow fine
yes it is. that is how degenerate and retarded our species has become.

Well, tbf Corona Chan is also solving the environmental problem.

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Doesn't most of South America still have to give their numbers out?

>you now remember the very early stages of this outbreak where the WHO literally recommended that countries not restrict travel with China
WHO is China's cum sock, since they shovel money at them.
WHO is run by a nigger who covered up a massive outbreak in Africa.

It will be higher once China's bullshit data becomes insignificant.

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This has been known for weeks.

Wake up.

In two weeks the UV germicide starts. The meme virus is all but over. It's time to bin your corona-chan folder.

Is it dumb to get a plate carrier and only have 1 plate in it? Store I'm buying from only has 1 plate left in stock. Also wanted to put an AK chest rig over top.

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My guess is you don't get that position without being extremely aware of your health and risks to it.

Maybe fucked them up, but they been there for 40,000 years.
North Sentinal Island is a protectorate of India.
After the tsunami, the Indian govt. Sent out a helicopter to see how they are doing; they started shooting at it with arrows. There is a picture of one of them up on a hill shooting at the chopper.
Can you imagine? Being a stone-faced bigger, hit with a major natural disaster...then giant metal flying-beast comes from the sky? They must of been freaked out! Top KEK

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS! The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected". WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked. WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections archive.is/MF0fv 28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS 28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu 27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" archive.is/CuOtr 27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant archive.is/HjykE 26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again archive.is/V6IgT 21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" archive.is/8Ppkx 19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says archive.is/ABjjf 14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p 31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" archive.is/W9vNf Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition archive.is/6NGuH Virus invades nervous systems archive.is/qmc6U

Have /k/ommandos started their big gay camping trip yet?

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where do we get our hazmat suits boys

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>this fucking headline
Virus Drug Touted by Trump, Musk Can Kill In Just Two Grams
msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/virus-drug-touted-by-trump-musk-can-kill-in-just-two-grams/ar-BB11rIHa?ocid=spartanntp
They're referring to Chloroquinine.

there is no fucking reason to run blatantly false shit like this other than to Intentionally, knowlingly spreading fear and panic for political gain.

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>11300 dead in 3 months
Ebola-chan BTFO!

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nobody cares