Kraut/pol/ & AfD-General - Comfy Plague Edition

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=AYTaZGjVMr0

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
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myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=h1rP5uQTpnc
youtube.com/watch?v=z88GbvfQrNA

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=w3NCtJ7YPSQ
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y


>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

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Read somewhere that Germany doesn't count deaths with preexisting conditions to the corona death toll, which is why the mortality rate here is so low. Does anyone have an article about that?

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third place now

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Everyone shall dance! A pauper, a richfag, peasant and lord alike. Rejoice brothers! the pillars of the earth shatter and old is stricken asunder!

>BRONZE MEDAL
DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLEEEEEEES
FÜR KAISER, KEUCH UND VATERLAND!

This! :)

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Should I go buy a cherry tree and plant it before my dad gets home from work and yell at me for doing it?

Cassandra!!!

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Buy an oak tree

The grocery store has pears, apples, and cherry trees, and the cherry trees are starting to bloom. Dad usually gets pissed when I plant things, runs everything over with the lawnmower.

Has tay taken the Coof-pill?

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previos

g'night, Brudis, just remember pic rel

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Buy an apple tree

>I'd fuck her ...

:DD

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Good night.
youtube.com/watch?v=SfBzKoMiGi4

out of the question, we have too many of them already in the area.

I am a Little bit worried about babygurl. I hope she is allright! ):

based

>trusting stats from Germany
:^)

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Last time she was here was Monday. Fingers cross that she's infected.

Then buy the damn cherry tree woman.

Nuttensohn.

Nah she coofin'

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She is just busy with real life.

Based broomer.

Goddamn. This is all going tp absolutely escalate the next few months.
twitter.com/BasedPoland/status/1240747348999000068

Nah, sorry to disappoint you
youtu.be/Wmc8bQoL-J0?t=4

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Okay I will tell mommy, thanks.

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10,000

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Top quality memes

Kisses babygurl. How are you doing??? :D

btw
>No last bread included
Here

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Good evening.

Too many happenings aaaaaaaaa

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The week was stressful

Sup

Video here:
Hier in Würzburg. Here in Würzburg. Scary stuff.

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What's this? Scary? Are you a baby? Awww.

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kek

Third most infected. Still only 58 deaths.

Either German bureaucracy or we truly are the Aryan race. But probably bureaucracy.

What happened babygurl?? Are you also now working from home???

It's starting.

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hey sweetheart, gonna name a custom spell after you in Morrowind, which is obviously poisonous/disease type spell.

good job, should be Yas Forums rule

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Oh please! Please make it so.

AAAAAAAAAA

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while you incels shitpost on Yas Forums the niggers use their time at home (off from work ;) productively

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Work and corona happened
>Are you also now working from home???
I always work from home

How lovely

Berlin wird als nächstes dicht gemacht.
Any berlin fast here?
Are you ready to stay inside and watch the niggers and arabs fight each other in the streets?

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Prepfagging for the upcoming, tough times ahead as you know.What about you?

It's just like they are still in Africa, dancing around a fire, chanting gibberish.

Thats cool! I dont want to annoy you with too much questions so i just wish you a good evening and weekend. Ruh dich aus Süssbeere. :D

>bleiben Sie bitte zuhause
That's more than the Bavarian government actually is asking for.

jesus fuk whats wrong with you fagget nigger

>Corona parties
quatsch, das sind Identitäre von der sog. Identitären Bewegung, die konspirative Treffen durchführen!

Stop with the cringe, simp.

They're lagging at least a couple of hundred years behind in evolution. Niggers gonna nigger.

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What happened??? What did i do???

Well, Germans lag behind Americans a couple hundred years in evolution, otherwise they'd be American.

>bitte bleiben sie zuhause
>scary stuff

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>What did i do???
That is the point, you didn't do anything, while being almost 30.

Spent most of the week working and telling commercial tenants that I don't give a fuck about their problems. Besides that the only somewhat interesting thing that happened this week is that the borderline nurse wants to fuck again but I definitely don't go near medical staff during an epidemic. Oh and some relatives that live in North Rhine-Westphalia are infected.

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Implying your country wouldn't be a complete shithole if Germans weren't the largest immigrant gene pool.

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I became 30 last week.

how did you fuk her you degenerate dyke whore? did you put your little aids fingers up her muff?

they too, like in Germany, will be a minority. So, what happened? And what are you planning to do about it, exactly?

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