Brit/pol/ - Panic at the Offy! Edition

this one
it was posted first

t. OP of other thread

>money's being thrown at people
>there's almost no labour going on
what's the endgame?

why is everyone intimidated by naked attraction?!?

Based and nanpilled.

When the apocalypse fails to show I hope all the journos that caused this panic get put up against the wall

why are people saying this virus has a 3% death rate when that hasn't been observed in any truthful country? the UK is sitting at a 73% CFR right now, which is twice as high as you'd expect from MERS.

show me some respect
i personally allow this thread to exist

dont make me ring up jannie to sort you out

>crossing his fingers they continue to pay wages?
I'd imagine the grants are dependant to the wages being paid, PAYE serves as proof.

Eddie you don't have a dick but you're welcome to have a go on mine if you're that desperate, feel like you know your way around one

Schools are closed though so you lost out on hanging around them, nonce

Fucking based.

Friendly reminder: It has same name, so it carries the virus.

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Ok, thanks

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It's a power grab, once the coof is under control most of the population will be completely reliant on the state.

tradies never stop working.

fuck it. snapped.
drank 3 special brew so far. haven't drank all year until tonight.

free money etc but its gonna be grim next few month

Fuck off. Why are you scared of niggers in Croydon so much that you cope post and seethe on 4chin?

More like it's fucking shite and only plebby students drink it so it's getting sold last

based spastics

I wonder if their sales really have plummeted because of this.

Its fucking pleb fodder. When i want to have a tug i watch porn. When i want buffoons spouting retarded shite i here.

Some of you guys are alright. Stay away from outside tonight!

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they have

81% of the population catching SARS-2 over the course of a couple months is no small thing

looks like i'll be drinking corona and "craft beers" from now on then

Pretty sure they've actually seen profits and stock rise. It isn't their fault but you have to admit it is kind of funny.

Nice.
When I go Morrison's tomorrow, I'll get 3 boxes in my trolly with a big smile on my face :)

nobodies wanking over it unless you’re a werid cunt

reminder that 30-50 million will die in the uk alone

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I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH TO WEAR

all the supermarkets are hiring right now.

they cant get stock on the shelves fast enough

Dom Cummings is the next caeser of Britain

Last chance to get a haircut tomorrow. (My mother lives in Spain and hairdressers were the first thing they ordered close)

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>Starting new job as a food bank operative next week
How do I prevent myself from getting the coof lads. Key worker and all.

I'm a teacher in a good part of the North and have been told to go into work all next week. Not to teach, got to babysit children of 'key workers'.

I'm not talking about the supermarkets. I'm talking about the beer.

>implying Morrison's will still be there tomorrow

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Why the fuck is no one recovering?

>Teacher complaining about having to work for their money
IMAGINE
MY
SHOCK

apologies.
Im sure Corona will be fine

same here. there are endless postings for deliverymen, stockers, pickers, etc.

makes sense they practically are breathing on you

this will gut the parasitical anti-anglo anti-male theatre complex

gooooood

hope boogie finally dies, that fat useless spacker

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Yep got a cousin who is in the same boat as you.
Question: will all the teachers be in? Or is it just enough to look after the smaller group of kids or what.

Based boomer.

Why the fuck would you watch it then, the sparkling dialogue and artistic set design?

you never truly "recover".

>12 weeks to turn the tide
That is how long it takes to fix a normie mindset

We are literally in lockdown mode and panic buying because of the media

Normies can't cope and are glued to corona coverage 24/7 it fucking sickens me

not long now user, hush

Wanted to see James Bond though mate.

I wonder if they'll be selling it off cheap

Make sure to do something nice for her for mums day

Betelgeuse is rather dim tonight, can just about see Orion's belt, Venus was as bright as ever.

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because it’s entertaining you seething incel

my friend is a teacher and hes been told to go in once a fortnight. Looks like theyre on shift work

too scared to order a kebab lads.
fucking craving one

Lads why are key workers so important? Most of the cunts work out of heel bars.

When it gets to that level I'll worry, at the moment it's less than 0.01%

just waiting on mine the now

Perhaps fittingly, that would probably be against some nanny state rule against discount booze.

You'd have to be mental to start working in a supermarket now kek.

seriously? i need a job right now and haven't been able to find one. all my applications got rejected based on them not wanting to interview because of the virus. what about parcel delivery work?

check the takeaways hygiene rating?

bit gutted about that

I got a nice bottle of leffe brune form Mozzas today.

thanks for reminding me, gonna have a glass now.

London cunts on Sky out for a drink. Oli and Tom, millennial bellends.