Have you been laid off yet?
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Nope.
They hire them back in a month. It’s not like your economy is weak.
No, my shit is pandemic proof.
Dont use the word laid its annoying only low IQ people use that word.
half of NYC is
Yep. Yesterday morning.
Fake
haven't worked since 2018, so no
I work at a grocery store that is forced to stay open, I took a 2 week personal leave and they were okay with it. so no
No
i actually might get a job offer next week
what a crazy time to suddenly start working
Yes
Waiting for fishing season to start , not sure if it’s going to no market no wholesalers , marina is closed down, boats on the hoist, hook up working on cooling system . Can’t get parts no mechanics .
not yet, but given my tenure and my industry, it'll probably happen.
this - even the people who thought they were safe a couple of days ago are fucked once the shelter in place shit starts.
>Hire back
would you crawl back?
All I’m saying is the fundamentals of the economy are just fine.
Remember the government employees that are still getting their paycheck is telling everyone to stay home and not work.
Also remember that those teachers who are still being paid $60,000 a year will still receive a paycheck. Glad you worked so hard for them raising taxes to get them more money. They're the ones on Facebook telling you to stay home.
The US is being cucked by people who don't have to worry about not getting a paycheck.
I don't think anyone thought they were safe, just waiting for hammer to drop.
fortunately, eviction is canceled so no one has to pay the rent.
No but I've been getting laid every day since the panic started by my gf
>The US is being cucked by people who don't have to worry about not getting a paycheck.
Uhm... that's every country
You are right. If this is a nothingburger and that becomes clear within two weeks there will be an enormous roaring back in the economy.
if people are sick everywhere and the shutdown drags on through mid-may (and beyond) then we are in USSR-collapse territory.
Place your bets with the rest of us - no one is certain.
Teleworking currently. It's the tits.
shutting down the economy will probably kill more people than the disease itself. millions of people are losing their jobs just to protect some old boomers.
Actually I'm starting a new job on Monday. Already called to confirm is still happening.
It's in a medical biolab, as a sys admin, obviously these guys are still working
I work in radio, so I think my job’s secure.
The United States government has to crash for me to be laid off.
Great isn't having a qt 3.14 round the house during a crisis? Same here.
It's a bloodbath in normieland. People are losing everything.
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still working
they're not. especially not if this goes on longer than a month.
they'd want us to go to work the most, otherwise who's paying into their income and their benefits? a couple months of this and their industries are decimated
Oh I've been LAID off, if you know what I mean
they are still paying you to read Yas Forums glowie?
I work retail so probably never until I die.
Hello fellow fedposter.
100% correct.
Not out of the realm of possibility at the moment.
You mean:
>14 million illegal 'Americans' have been laid off
Nope. Essential service, muthafucka.
I'm leadhand for the machine shop at our facility, 2 of my guys bailed due to all being very susceptible to this snarf, and one because he has no way to care for his kids. I just make sure I'm present and ready to rock incase a hospital goes offline.
We have tons of masks, PPE, a new stricter visitor and service tech policy, so it's all good in the hood imo.
first time that phrase has been uttered for 20 years
Nope. Paid leave till the 13th.
No. Frankly this entire thing is stupid.
>oh we're closing for a month, better fire all of our workers
>oh we're back time to hire a bunch of workers
Like, just schedule them for 0 hours a week and keep them on the payroll. It just seems like extra steps by people that want to intentionally drive up the unemployment numbers.
illegals are completely BTFO right now. they almost entirely work in service industries that are now rekt beyond belief, and they only come to America to mooch easy money. they have no reason to not go home and despite what many think, that's what they usually would prefer.
>machine shop
>employees susceptible
>likely due to respiratory conditions
user...
This pic makes me laugh out loud every time I see it.
it'll be unpaid after that.
>The US is being cucked by people who don't have to worry about not getting a paycheck.
This. The people mandating businesses close aren't losing their income. I give it a couple weeks before some businesses just start to become speakeasies and open up again.
There's illegals doing roofing jobs in my neighborhood. All the gen X and boomers are home from work bored of out their mind, so they're hiring wetbacks to do work on their homes.
Transportation here. Nope. Busy AF
I'm an "essential" employee but I bet my entire summer staff will be laid off
not yet
Nah dude. I'm just an alphabet soup wagecuck. But at least I'll be able to pay the bills next month.
i did on monday
I manage a marina and the city we are contracted with want all boats off jack stands and in the water ASAP
Same actually, no sneaky glowie shit. But being essential personnel sucks.
I'd have to catch it to get time off.
No it won't be.
All I see in there are artsfags REEEEEEing about losing their meme-tier shitgigs.
>art shop employee
>professional musician
>housekeeper
>etc
Lrn2code you insufferable faggots
>Like, just schedule them for 0 hours a week and keep them on the payroll. It just seems like extra steps by people that want to intentionally drive up the unemployment numbers.
you want to be fired so you can claim unemployment
Nope wagie vendor for major soda company. Have to constantly go into 8+ grocery stores a day to make sure landwhales can get their 2 liters and 12 packs. Told my district manager a few days ago that I feel unsafe going to work in these conditions. He told me to get fucked and if I don't show up I'm fired. I told him I'm not coming in and I want the number for HR and my union rep. Changed his tune real quick.
Currently using all my PTO and as soon as that's gone I'm gonna raise more hell. My company is completely disregarding every single safety protocol our governor is enforcing so fuck it. I've been wanting to quit this job for months anyways and if I can get some kinda compensation for it that'd be cool.
Sadly, no. Getting laid off entitles you to benefits in Germanyl. I hope my boss wants to get rid of me so much.
One had by-pass surgery and has only been back to work for about a year, plus he's diabetic. Other has a plethora of issues, diabetes, Crohn's.
I'm just fat. I had pneumonia and bronchitis last summer, sucked. Not looking forward to it again.
Yep, been so for a week and a half now
Yes, since Sunday
no
My hours got slashed by 50-60%
coke or pepsi? i've been thinking about doing something similar for a while and do you really recommend against it?
Just got a job on tuesday for the New Jersey housing authority
hey user any tips for someone who's scared of fish. im afriad to touch them. how do i get over this irrational fear
...so you'll be evicting niggers out of their rent-controlled apartments?
based
please tell me more, are they bailing out into the sea before shtf?
..
By forcing yourself to touch them
I'm a real estate agent, so no. But the pool of potential buyers have gone down. but that isn't too bad.
Stop being a massive faggot.
gloves
do you work entirely off of commission?
actually an hour ago today
7UP. Recommend working there? Fuck no. It was a really solid gig when I was in my late teens/early 20's but you outgrow it quickly. It is very intense physical labor. Your back will hate you and you'll drive your vehicle into the ground. Also it's impossible to advance and you're constantly having to fix other peoples fuck ups while also making the same amount of money regardless of how long you've been there and how good of a job you do. Pepsi is much better in this regard but I don't recommend anything involving grocery stores until this passes. They want us to be cannon fodder out there.
No but my hours have been cut from 40 a week to 12. So basically yes.
Well I didn't
>security
>typically looked down up
>essential service
Heh heh, I’m still trash...
>just fire people but keep them on the payroll for zero hours so they can't even file an unemployment claim
genius
The virus is not the reason, user. The financial reset is the reason. The elites cashed out and are crashing everything on their way out. The virus was the most logical scapegoat for their plan. They know every counties protocol for handling these situations because they had a hand in creating them. That way they could be precise in their maneuvers. The governments will roll out a jobs program and you will work for the state--see the New Deal or 1930's fascism.
No, I work at a power plant...not gonna happen.
They make you use your own car? That's some shit. Was looking at one of the bigger ones like coke/pepsi/red bull just because they give you your own vehicle, but the physical labor aspect was the one thing that had me hesitate on it. Only reason I'm not against going into what you do now is because it's only a matter of time until my job starts cutting labor.
Yep, I live in PA, the whole state is shut down.
No.....
yup, last week
The beta furlough vs the chad essential service
You don’t get fired you get laid off, there’s a difference. It’s also pretty much impossible and certainly impractical to payout staff when you’ve been mandated to close by the government for an unknown period of time. Could be a few weeks could be a few months. None of us know wtf is going on
.I wish I was in a union
No idea if and when my unemployment kicks in or how much it’s going to be. Whole thing is a joke. I got my final paycheck today. Seems pointless to find a new job since there’s a chance we get on put on lockdown anyway. This whole thing seems like a total overreaction.
now you know which houses to raid first
Yes. Already applying away on Indeed for delivery driver jobs. Yeah im taking a pay cut but I have a kid to feed and a show to keep going. California unemployment is a joke and im tired of sitting at home.
Nope, I work security. If I don't go in to the place I work it's liable to burn down if left unattended.
Yup. You use your own vehicle and drive all over the fucking place. My old route had me driving over 100 miles a day. Had a brand new car that I effectively destroyed because I was young and didn't know any better. Stay away from this line of work.
>hotel housekeeper
>artsfags
kek
So can you still collect unemployment? If not that’s completely fucked
Next week
Nah, the glorious people's republic of China has actually been really good at paying me to spam nothingburger shit in every thread
great time to lose weight, fatty
Yes I just layed off.
I get that. If they're not giving me a company vehicle, I wouldn't even bother.
he's employed. cutting hours is perfectly viable depending on what state he's in and whether he's actually classified as full time or not. he's not unemployment. this happened to a ton of non-grocery and gas station retail-cucks especially, unfortunately.
You can certainly apply, assume the website hasn't crashed. The backlog will be ridiculous. Who knows when anyone will actually get paid.
Nope
soon
t. airline pilot
checked.
now THIS is a safe job.
Fucking F.