California Coronavirus General /ccvg/

Latest news
> Gov Newsom orders statewide shelter in place
> State is leasing hotels to house homeless population
> Alameda county jail is releasing hundreds of prisoners
> Castro Valley gun store ordered to close as a result of shelter in place

Confirmed cases:
Alameda 45, Calaveras 2, Contra Costa 42, Fresno 3, Humboldt 1, Kern 3, Los Angeles 231, Madera 3, Marin 25, Mendocino 1, Monterey 2, Nevada 1, Orange 53, Placer 9, Riverside 22,
Sacramento 45, San Benito 5, San Bernadino 5, San Diego 105, San Francisco 76, San Joanquin 17, San Luis Obispo 15, San Mateo 100, Santa Barbara 8, Santa Clara 189, Santa Cruz 15, Shasta 1, Solano 10, Sonoma 11, Stanislaus 5, Tulare 7, Ventura 17, Ventura 17. Yolo 5

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in norcal working at an 'essential' business, no cases in our county yet.

HOLY FUCK boomers and the illegal spics are so annoying to deal with now. The spics have no idea what is going on and the boomers just don't care and are walking around like its a normal day. Few local businesses didn't even care about the lockdown order, but we are so deep in the sticks I don't think anyone is going to bother coming out to enforce it.
The boomers dying I expected, but literally every illegal farmhand I've run into has no idea what is going on and they are disgusting animals that live in dens anyways, I'm wondering how many of them get sick and kill off all their abuletas

Homeless cave dwelling la user here

Got caught, two workers who didn't care and the chromedome who has a hateboner for me.

Oy vey the things I do to survive. Like where can I even go? The park? With my homeless ass carrying a susp duffelbag everywhere?

I try to stick to back alleys an ahit where kids won't see me. The park has nice families there.

solar tactical SHUT DOWN by Alameda county sheriffs

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>> State is leasing hotels to house homeless population
This would be the perfect opportunity to slip them off to the meet grinder. No one would even bat an eye. Why is our government so keen on keeping these dregs around? I doubt they vote.

How do I get a free hotel

Because they need an endless supply of "muh people in need" to justify their tax plans.

im really hoping it at least kills all the homeless

This is what you get for living in commiefornia

Try not doing drugs. “Wahhhh my daddy made me suck his peepee now I need to cope with heroin”. You’re an embarrassment to the race.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT NIGGER MY PARENTS DRAGGED ME OUT HERE WHEN I WAS THREE FUCKING YEARS OLD AND NOW I NEED FUCKING MONEY TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE BUT I CAN'T WORK BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SHUT DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why didn’t you save when you were younger? Commie cuck

Wouldn't be the worst thing. 1 /10 are not junkies

I don't do drugs, although I got some weed yesterday

I also don't drink tho so it helps me sleep with a sword of damocles doublehomelessness over my head

National guard is almost ready to mobilize, expect an announcement over the weekend. Kind of an overreaction but if there's any shit you need to grab, get it now. The storm's not over yet.

>homeless
>shitposts on Yas Forums

Genuinely hope you don't make it

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witnessed

did your dad get his FEMA appointment finalized this week?

Welcome to fucking CA, where the bums all have government-issue cell phones.

Walmart plans to hire 150,000 new employees.

>merced
we did have a now confirmed infected cop from another county working at the court house last week potentially exposing many people

there is no reason to have your own local cvg
flush it down

Good. Merced needs a cleanse

Sup Cali bros. How are you coping with the reckoning and the end of our decadent way of life? Here's a melancholic playlist to celebrate what could have been, join me as I go to In-N-Out one last time youtu.be/rNDgwDf-In0

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Shit on a shingle, a real happening for once. Get me in the cap

The republic of california is more important than many of the country and regional generals :^)

Go fuck yourself our state could be it’s own communist country

and so it begins

My dad lives in Pleasanton. Is he going to be okay?

What about the hotel owner that will be handed back a completely destroyed hotel. Due to occupation by the drug crazed mentally ill shitwits, fuckwits & halfwits.

I paid for my s10e

How else am I supposed to make cross platform apps to sell?

Be great to get rid of all the junkies and homeless in the central valley

just checked my temperature, is this high in Celsius?

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That’s inaccurate. You have to stick it in your mouth for 5 minutes after to get a precise reading.

Looks like your dieing of shitting yourself

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Who gives a fuck

The risk he took being an 'owner' :^)
In the late 19th and early 20th century the rich all lived near military bases you know. Why did they do this? They knew. They expected any day there to be revolt. They had the mentality of getting what they could while they could with the expectation that capitalism would collapse any day.

It is a more modern liberal phenomena to imagine capitalism is stable or permanent. A further development of this delusion is the imagining that capitalism somehow 'always was'. The idea that it is the natural order and in fact everything is capitalism. This of course contradicts the adamant opposition to things that are 'not capitalism', but we must not examine any liberal idea that closely as such flaws exist in them all.

No, the owners can simply go fuck themselves. Im sure, however, the fully liberal and not socialist in any way state of california will unfortunately compromise said owners for their trouble far more than they deserve.

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Napa?

LA fag here. Who else comfy?

Make up your fucking mind. It's either a hoax or it's not

>bay area and LA get wiped out

And nothing of value was lost

That is a violation of our right to protect ourselves. They are letting animals loose from the jails but don't think home defense is essential? Fuck them.

Homeless count for representation, voter fraud keeps the state blue. California isn't really a state in the traditional sense anymore, it's just a votefarm for commies.

I'm going to normalize wearing full respirators in my city fuck what them hoes think.

>Putting disease infested insane homeless people in hotels at taxpayer expense.

>keeping the taxpayer safe from disease infested insane homeless people at the taxpayers expense
sounds reasonable to me

Shut the fuck up

>Coronavirus still lives through feces.
>Whole state is notorious for being an outdoor toilet due to all the homeless on the streets.
Yeah, California is going to be down after all of this is over.

Freedom of assembly also is a constitutional right, user, but guess what -- constitutional rights can be limited during national emergencies.

The sheriff thinks their tweet is a lawful order lmao

Cali fag here. They're trying to shut down our gun shops and I have a few days till my wait period is up to pick up the gun I legally purchased.

If I had to guess, we're fucked.

Fresno county has 3 not exactly the city. And they were returning people from cruise ships or out of country who immidiately quarantined

Post the line at in n out

Checked and based hobo

ALL CALI FAGS
Time to uncuck your AR-15s and convert them back to fun mode. They made you convert to ca compliant for this very reason. You didnt throw your original components away now did you?

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Could all you city fags and niggers stop coming to our town and destroying our one grocery store? thanks

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In Los Angeles, the Major just turned all the park rec centers into shelters for bums, so those will never be fit to step foot in again.

It's there in the video lol, wrapped around multiple blocks in the shopping center there. Never seen it that long before

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Are Spics btfo'ed because they have Amerindian Admixture, which is Asian in origin? Spics are Hapas.

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Literally all you do is slip the sharkfin off. My fixed stock is already at perfect length and my compensator is better than the A2 flash hider by leagues.

Wanna meet up bros? We can share smoothies

Walked my dog late last night in order to avoid people and this group of 6 homeless people were sitting on sleeping bags in front of a store. One of them called out to me and I just kept walking. Then he got all angry and started cursing at me
Look nigger, I'm not going to approach 66 filthy homeless people in the middle of a fucking pandemic (or otherwise for that matter). Fuck I hate homeless people, Giuliani rounding them all up and murdering them was the right call

Question for you Calianons. What is someone supposed to do if they're returning from Europoor countries? I know three people in France right now coming home tomorrow, I know they have to quarantine for 14 days, but is there a location they have to go to do it? Also are ALL US citizens coming back to the US going to be tested?
I'm more than sure these people got it. They've been in Europe since the beginning of March. I just want them to be tested since they were the ones saying the flu is worse before they left.

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maxlol don't go out around there. Also sanitize your shoes because if you step in an infected person's spit or piss you may get infected that way. You don't wanna track that around your house then walk bare foot. Just throwing that out since your walking around homeless people.

When is the national guard going to start announcing that they're giving food away? How much longer can the people unable to buy food wait before they go crazy.

Charities are set up all over the place handing out bags of groceries already you dont even have to get out of the car