Why do people keep saying the United States has no history?

i wouldn't say you have no history, like what history you do have is interesting, but it isnt very long no
i mean like Irish history after 1801 is completely uninteresting, just us getting fucked by the anglo constantly.

yeah I disagreed with pretty much everything he said but that doesn't mean that america doesn't have history.
two words
>panama canal
without that shit economics as we know it wouldn't work the way that it currently does. literally more important than landing on the fucking moon, which we also did first faggots.
>because no white man lived in your clay until 1600
and we then we went to space.

>Ancient Greece was one country
>He can't differentiate between ancient and modern

do you have any proof to back your claims retard
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Burden of proof lies on you fgt

our history is more important than other countries history. In the swift age of changing, the industrial revolution changed everything, completely changed the game about how fast history takes place. Shit took a long time to happen back in the day, the
Punic wars were insanely influential there is a lot of very interesting and deep history you could dive into if you were so inclined, it was important that Rome was able to have victory over Carthage so that democracy and western culture could exist., they still weren't as influential as the cold war.

You can't have history if you don't have a writing system.

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Regardless of how you may feel about America, the defeat of the British during the revolution was an impressive feat, to say that the early colonies were an underdog in that fight is an understatement. .

It's a nation of boring white people and white people food. Yuck! No spice!

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It's just irrelevant europoors trying to hold on to a long forgotten past to make themselves feel better about being irrelevant since the beginning of the 20th century.

>yeah I disagreed with pretty much everything he said
american education

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>only what happend 200 years ago
>ThiS iS OUr CulTURe
>society filled with degenerate consumerists that dont give a single shit about it
your country's foundation is radical liberties and capitalism , that is your culture and you spread like cancer through the world
and you are proud of it lmao

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US history is longer than 200 year retard. Second of all, I never said I was proud of what it is now.

Your “culture” is mindless consumerism

They called it the New World for a reason you know.

As opposed to a culture of beheading.

>US history is longer than 200 year retard.
dont count you being just a colony of brits and filled with land grabing kikes
>Second of all, I never said I was proud of what it is now.
talking about USA's foundation which is what i exactly mentioned before

Because your main history is in Europe. You're children of Europe mutted with the rest of the world later.

>dont count you being just a colony of brits and filled with land grabing kikes
Yes it does retard. In history class we start with Columbus and fast forward to Plymouth. Colonial history is our history because the events of the colony eventually led to our independence. It is here where the ideas of English philosophy prospered. To say our history only begins in 1776 is ridiculous because the revolution was already going on prior to 1776. Not to mention going from only a country on the east coast to the eastern portion of North America all the way to the west coast an beyond in only 91 years is impressive.

>Oldest federation in the world
Switzerland/Holy Roman Empire/netherlands
>One of the oldest democracies
Athens/Icelandic Commonwealth
>oldest constitution
Magna Carta
>continuous governments
Roman Empire

It's amazing how relevant you think your "country"is.
Besides porn,mcdonalds and zionism,what's the history of usa?

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Do some research before looking like a retard. Switzerland became a federation in the 19th century, Netherlands is a unitary state. HRE doesn't even exist anymore. Britain doesn't even use the Magna Carta anymore. Roman Empire doesn't exist anymore. How can you be so stupid? Athens isn't a single city-state, Iceland didn't gain independence until after World War II.

Jelly

>Oldest federation in the world

A-hemm

lol stay mad faggot

>and we then went to space.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation
>With the United States Constitution having become effective on 4 March 1789, the United States is the oldest surviving federation

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bruh learn your own history 1798 Helvetic Republic and 1848 Federation before that Switzerland was a gay confederation
Based and Blessed USA Fderated since 1788

Isn't the UK a sort of federation?

>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is an example of a unitary state. Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have a degree of autonomous devolved power, but such power is delegated by the Parliament of the United Kingdom, which may enact laws unilaterally altering or abolishing devolution (England does not have any devolved power).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitary_state

IUSA is ‘old’ as a federation... technically even Canada is ‘older’ than Italy.. but obviously that isn’t the reality. The federation called ‘Italy’ could end tomorrow, that doesn’t erase millenniums of history.

The USA could end (probably will end) but it won’t erase all the wonderful memories of its (relatively short) history.

>Thinking that the federal and confederal system are not almost completely the same

>leftists are the defacto aristocratic class in the US
>see themselves as intellectual elite
>speak about it in no uncertain terms "flyover states, rural retards, etc."
>most rank and file leftists are generally the donor class due to SALT subsidizing their exorbitant state taxes and driving up other market individually
>women and minorities are a net loss tax wise
>middle class men most of the tax and revenue generators
>the elite aristocracy left in hollywood and silicon valley manage to dodge most taxes
>load up their rank and file soldiers with this bullshit cultural gatekeeping self guilt to keep the rest of America demoralized and themselves in charge
>further tell rank and file leftists that the right has all the money because infrastructure industries (oil and gas, manufacturing) are BAD and better off in China's hands
>tell America they have no culture because they think it makes them look better to their gay friends from Europe
>tell Americans they are wrong for settling America and creating the United States in the first place
>this is actually born from jealousy based out of Europeans and Canadians that live in bad weather shitholes and Orwellian state
>born from not being able to exploit America's resources

It's all just a demoralization campaign. This isn't a conspiracy mind you, it's just the left in the U.S. is too dumb to ever analyze where these ideas they hold originated from. It doesn't matter if your country is a week old, 200 years old, or 500. Aztecs lasted a long time, and they sacrificed their children's hearts to sun gods. It's just a way to set themselves up in power as cultural gatekeepers.

We're not tenants and thieves as the left would have you believe, we're descended from pioneers and conquerors.

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Oldest surviving is not the same as oldest you retarded mutt

Then why isn't Switzerland number one then, smart guy?

Because it was a republic for like 15 years under Napoleon

Then why are you getting flustered when it says the US is the oldest when there was a time you weren't a federation?

Because it's a fucking formality while the idea is valid since the 14th century.

>cute
>tranny
>here to maga
I hate redditors so goddamn much

Lamo the only history I know is all the betrayal and how one day the table will turn fucking inbred

America is the Third Rome, therefore it is 3000 years old. The Idea of the Roman republic is valid since 700 bc and existed in several legitimate forms from then to today

>>Oldest federation in the world
>>One of the oldest democracies
>>One of the oldest Constitutions
>>One of the longest lasting continuous governments
not culture
boring stats for nerds fucking losers

>I-I-it's just a fucking formality
MUTTED.COM

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America has tons of history, but not the United States considering its not even 300 yrs old. People envy us, so they say all types of passive aggressive things.

Except none of this is true. We got bleached by euro immigration in the 19th anf 20th centuries.

It was bullshit. The United States was the worst thing to ever happen to America, it's not a nation, it's a globalist union, the original globohomo.

>white
America is not white, and we have the best food.

>Bait

Except everything I said is true.

It does, but no one likes to bring it up because it's problematic.

>American culture is being completely butfucked by the United States
Yes, wonderful stuff.

how is this wrong lmao

He's referring to Amerindians and their "glorious" way of life and history.

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If you aren't at least part native, then you aren't "American" ethnically. The US and America are NOT the same things, most US citizens are not actually American in the true sense of the word, they are mostly immigrants that are only here because of the US, not despite it, the definition of globohomo rats.

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That's real interesting considering the term 'American' is of European origin.