Yellowstone hasn't erupted in 600 000 years and it has done that 3 times in the span of 2 million years...

Yellowstone hasn't erupted in 600 000 years and it has done that 3 times in the span of 2 million years. It's very likely that it will erupt again soon and that would send the world back to the stone age.

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>It's very likely that it will erupt again soon and that would send the world back to the stone age.
I can tell you when it erupts or I can give you the secrets to what's in these bags.

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>that would send the world back to the stone age.
lol, no, that would drive humans to extinction. have fun choking on microscopic pieces molten glass

Yas Forums is only capable of loading one happening at a time please kek back later when the current happening is over to put in your request.

t. KEK

>memeflag
>6 gorillion years
/threat

YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

q predicted that

Dont get my Hope's up please

None of those are from ecuador, they are all from persia,mesopotamia and look alike because the cultures who made them came from the same area or near to it.

Get the fuck out with this ancient aliens shit

Good. Europeans are naturally adapted to conditions of low sunlight. This will finally cure the earth of it's non-white disease

Based. Hope it happens

Rolling black over and over again in roulette doesn’t mean the odds of getting red on the next one are any higher

But yeah maybe the earth does need to coom hot lava all over the US really bad who knows

>I can give you the secrets to what's in these bags.

your meds?

WHAT'S IN THE BAG

literally everything will die.

>your meds?

KEK

>

FUCKING stupid comment is stupid. You really think this is a low sunlight kind of threat?

fucking moron. I'm done with this website for the month.

>that's a big bag
>for you

>and that would send the world back to the stone age
And that's a good thing (unironically)

Correction. No sunlight

what happens in Guadeloupe?

You'll be back. Remember, You're here forever

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see
just shut up. retard.

45 cases. 3 in bad condition. Italian fucking tourist on their cruise ships fucking shit up by roaming in the street with their corona.

Haven't gone out in a week.

KEKed, again

Anyone else secretly hoping for something like this on top of the current happening?

Just want to start an apocalypse rape gang already

I will. Where else can I access such an enlighted class of people.

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lol

i choose bag

YELLOW-CHAN EXPLODE

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YOU FUCKING WEEB! WE'RE ALREADY SEVERELY WEAK FROM CORONA CHANS "BLESSINGS"!
YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

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good

>Stone age
More like steam age or something, i mean you don't need to be so condescending.... Right?

Secure the bag. NEETbux are the eternal universal struggle of all sentient beings.

Erupt date pls

please tell me what's really, truly in the fucking bag.

t. archaeologist.

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Finally.

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THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

put it I'm the bag

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cant wait for it to go

The biggest happening

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>Legends say democrats still continue their candidacy amidst the the yellowstone ashes.

Checked

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and then this happens

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if yellowstone goes off during this crisis, that's it. america is done.

everyone pray to the volcano god

the Yellowstone volcano is fake and gay. it's a non happening that never happened and never will

damn , have a (You)

>It's very likely that it will erupt again soon and that would send the world back to the stone age.
You utter retard, it would barely cover all of USA - the world would be fine, you'd just be fucked.

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Don't you faggot Americans have enough real happenings to talk about, instead of talking about some shit that may or may not happen in the next 100 000 years.

Fucking burricanos.

pics or it didnt happen

not even a little bit? :(

Anyone else thinks Yellowstone is the throat of the world like in skyrim?

The cloud would be massive tho. We might actually go through a global cooling event

It would cover the sky in black dust for probably years and it would destroy the global economy, eventually collapsing civilization. One super volcano in the past destroyed 75% of life on earth

Can someone turn this into a general so we can meme it into reality like we did with coronachan?

>be god
>making humans in america on my favorite DAW ableton live 10 suite
>damn america is pretty rad good job me
>everything goin good so far
>oop hoes are posting their onlyfans and being whores
>socialist atheist marxists trying to take over gods land
>blasphemers and sinners everywhere now oh no
>oh shit
>fuck this ill try again with it later

>delete project.wav?
>click yes
> yellowstone explodes

nope. never gonna happen bud

>Implying scientists can really tell when something happened millions of years ago, let alone 600000 and it's not just a bullshit guess

Gay thread idea

>would send the world back to the stone age.
no just usa
the last great erruption of yellowstone happened 1.8 millions years
the rest were small

santorini is more likely to send the world back to the stone age than yellowstone is

I wound't put anything past 2020.

Can you tease the volcano a bit ?

>the size of chicago
is that bigger or smaller than manhatten. damn american measurements

How to trigger a volcano?

Well prepare your anus anons....it's gonna blow this year.