God Bless Texas

Thanks to Big Dick Abbott I am eating lunch and drinking a beer that I had delivered to my directly to truck.

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What kind meal is that?

All the chorizo you can eat but no TP.

Based and alcoholic pilled

How do I get a beer delivery?

you should go for a celebratory booze n cruise, you know just drive around holding that beer out the window

Looks good frien

Georgian here, want to move to Texas

Austin user here--were did you order from?

Damn, no wonder Americans shart themselves constantly.

Red beans and rice

user, this looks great. Is this in Houston?

Step 1: live in Texas
Step 2: ask for it when you order food

Damn dude your an hour behind me and I’m not drinking yet and I’m bad

It's friday, eat fish dude...

Cypress Grill

this is happening at a lot of places that have been shut down even in states where it was previously verbodden

ATX

>Step 1: live in Texas
>Step 2: ask for it when you order food
Big fucking deal in europe you can drink beer at mcdonalds

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Governor of Texas waived restrictions temporarily. So now if you order food with some alcohol they can deliver it or you can take it home.

That meal looks like a recipe for GI inflammation. Mexican food is such shit.

>It's friday, eat fish dude...
Do you actually think americans are still fasting?

You're also cucked slaves.

With spicy covid?

pretty sure its more than waived. I think it was signed into law like two months ago.

but can you bring in your AR?

it looks like someone shit in a bowl put rice in it and gave it to you

Kek. It's a wonder that people still think peasant food like beans is healthy.
>It gives me gas and diarrhea - that must mean it's healthy!

Die in agony.

> beer
> truck
Don’t drink and drive stupid yankee.

bat stew

Drinkin and drivin is based

lmao

Red beans and rice with sausagel like this is a Cajun/ Creole dish, not Mexican.

Tex Mex is so fucking pleb tier. Calmex like salsa verde and fish tacos is aight...

>You're also cucked slaves.
>but can you bring in your AR?

No but I dont have to, because no one is going to shoot me

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>being a christkike

I don't know, but the title is "God bless america", so i guess this guy is a christian and he should follow basic christian rules if he want to have god with him.

Which northern or coastal state do you live in?

I ve heard they want to get rid of saying that. Public prayer is already frowned upon

We have tons of niggers and spics, so we need to.

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>eating take out during a pandemic
you cant get anymore retarded

Hello fellow based ATX bro, things arent too bad here besides the AM grocery lines. Really sucks that they are enforcing gym closures though.
I hope you can still say that months from now when vital supplies are in post-apocalyptic demand and people hold others at gunpoint for them.

America is 100x more cucked than Europe.

>eating red beans with no cornbread

Why are you talking to a migrant? Fuck that Somalian nigger

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They can't remove christianity from the USA, without, it would be not the same country anymore, at least from my point of view.

mexican

Border closed m8

>We have tons of niggers and spics, so we need to.
Can you actually just carry an AR in public like that?
>I hope you can still say that months from now when vital supplies are in post-apocalyptic demand and people hold others at gunpoint for them.
Literally no one has guns here. I ve never seen one, not even carried by policemen
100% agree

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Looks like shite desu senpai.

>We have tons of niggers and spics, so we need to.
Can you actually just carry an AR in public like that?
>I hope you can still say that months from now when vital supplies are in post-apocalyptic demand and people hold others at gunpoint for them.
Literally no one has guns here. I ve never seen one, not even carried by policemen. Pic rel
100% agree

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Fucking weird

Been jogging around the burbs and doing the best I can.

Plenty of food and ammo in my house so we are good.

Hope you’re doing well.

Hopefully Our faggot mayor will get the Kung Flu and die soon.

ABBOTT'S BIG DICK AND BEANS - a gay meal
trucker eats dick and farts on road, then shits his pants

That looks good OP. Not as good as the food we have in SATX, but good nonetheless.

>no cornbread
chop your hands off

>liking cornbread
What the fuck is wrong with you?

only catholics as far as i know

>Big Dick Abbott
>looks like he only got half the dick, they're ripping off everyone nowadays

When do we purge Austin?

We are now, grocery shelves are emptying and not refilling, corona crazy is rampant

>drinking miller LITE
what a fag

>Webm related

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fuck you food fag

Austin is in slow motion purge for years under its own weight.

>Eating in your car
Fucking slob, hope you spill it

Soon.

I hate that I knew exactly what that webm was just by the thumbnail.