/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2323 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Walt Disney World Epcot is adding a China pavilion this year what a coincidence!

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WHO recap: ty margarit

>Intro-WN
every day covid reaches new milestones
Wuhan 2 days no new cases
younger people ARE NOT SPARED,make up a significant portion
"you are not invincible,this virus could put you in hospitals for weeks,or kill you"
collapse of ppe market created difficulties, key concearn for WHO
China supplies WHO
Working w/ companies to increase test/ppe production
avoid sugary drinks, don't smoke, avoid alcohol, exercise
0041798931892 "hi" via whatsapp for WHO chatbot

Q&A
>China?
virus can be suppressed by all society effort-WB
>Spring celebration?
change way you celebrate,SD is key-WB
use technology to stay connected-G
>SD crucial?
it's part of a toolkit
part of the solution, not only answer-WB
SD alone helps a lot-G
>CFR criteria?
depends on country, be careful how you compare countries
important who is infected/tested,etc-G
>India?
tested 30k so far, working hard to have tests available for everyone
we recommend that all suspected/symptomatic cases get tested
testing only first step to containing it-G
>Tedros COPE?
we treat every country the same
principle is to give advice so there is no pressure-WN
>PPE shortage?
asking countries for their gaps and work from there
work with companies to maximize output-WB
without pol-commitment we can't work on this issue-WN
dont hoard masks,frontline needs them-G
>estimations?
will take time
"this is not normal, this ISN'T just a bad flu season, this is systems collapsing"
25% hospital rate-WB
we have to stobbit-G
>vaccine?
20 in dev,building on SARS/MERS work
still time away tho-G
bad vax more dangerous than bad virus
we have to make it excessible for everyone-WB
solidarity's encouraging
pls donate-WNigger

how are things going in putin's backyard?

Highlights from the report so far, part 2: US Government's assumptions about the pandemic (supply chain disruptions, and this will last a while).

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

MCM = medical countermeasures

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youtube.com/post/UgxSxAlpOm4qNuNtvJ14AaABCQ

CGTN
6 hours ago
Poll: If a virus broke out in your country, but there was still no confirmed scientific research to verify the origin, would you be willing to name the virus after your hometown or nation?

TOP ZOZZLE

this.

the death rate is not high enough to be le epic doomsday virus that you idiots want it to be. the real reason this shit is so popular on here is because all you teenagers are out of school.

this is not going to be the end of the world. it's not even going to kill that many people

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Madagascar officially on Worldometer. It's fucking over.

>What about Japan?
They are either doing a superhuman job, or they are lying to try to save the Olympics.
>the jury is still out
My money is on lying/not testing.

Guys, I live East of Toronto (Durham Region) and I just saw two private jets take off from the Oshawa airport, which is a small local airport that is mainly used by residents. The rich fucks here are escaping to their private islands. We are going to get fucked hard.

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ACCELERATE EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
GROW CORONA-CHAN GROW
PENOR MUTATION

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I'm scared guys :(

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kys

30% death rate if you disregard the fake chinese numbers.

Soon there will be 4,9 billion people in the world.

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when do we switch from WW3 PvE to PvP mode?

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Highlights from the report so far, part 3: messaging guidelines and medical shortages.

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

MCM = medical countermeasures

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I enjoy seeing this post every single thread
Fills me with a sense of warmth

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9/10

SHUT
EVERYTHING
DOWN

should I call out of work anons? I don't want to get infected and get killed by a Chinese virus.

i dunno, are police and military NPCs?

Contact your healthcare provider by phone

Highlights from the report so far, part 4: home isolation for 100% when possible, and police try to prevent looting.

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

MCM = medical countermeasures

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Only if you can't catch it twice.

Congratulations Corona-chan

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what if the chinese released the virus without gov't approval so they rest of the world could overthrow their gov't for them?

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Did you put it into your man cunt?

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>mfw despite threads being here since the very start and everyone prepping Yas Forums will fall one by one

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>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS

Bill Gates released coronachan to chip the world population

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Just got Doom Eternal

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Hope your beloved die with corona

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is not of chinese origin, bioweapon, you are braindead.
Just read this

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She did it. She fucking did it.

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Highlights from the report so far, part 5: off-site quarantines in the middle of nowhere.

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

MCM = medical countermeasures

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Why are they releasing the same movie twice?

Cope

We will be at 300k by Monday, right?

H A Z C H A D stocking up on XXXL magnum condoms.

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What will happen when the normies and ≤85 IQ people realize that once the hospitals are overwhelmed then the deaths will skyrocket?

Why would a man throw up a sign when the schools are already closed?

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Reminder that niggers are fighting in the supermarkets while nurses and doctors are dying

streamable.com/mscts

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BREAKING: CORONAVIRUS SPREADS BY HAVING SEX WITH OR EATING DOGS!!!!! ALL OF ASIA + CANADA ARE FINISHED!!!

Another poor pooch has tested positive for coronavirus ... this time it's a 2-year-old German shepherd owned by a 30-year-old human also infected with COVID-19.

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Nice

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I just dont care anymore, part of me is kind of glad this is all happening, the Chinese are getting extra fucked out of it, California I am not too fond of, a plague and a culling have been due. its all so tiresome

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Fuck CGTN. Obvious chink shill propaganda bullshit.

We're fucked. Entire country is fucked.
People are dropping dead on the streets even in Siberia and Ural. And hospitals are full with people dying from "just a flu bro" who will never be tested.
Govt says we did like 140k tests, pure bullshit. We're not actually testing anyone except richfags.
In 2 months max there will be no Russia anymore.

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Get back to work faggot
This is a nothingburger

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pic stolen from fucking commies, bro

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Highlights from the report so far, part 6: supply issues for medical interventions possible.

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

MCM = medical countermeasures

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Riots maybe? Even more panic shopping increasing the spread of the virus even more?

Where are you from?

Does anyone have the chinese phone provider data?

>CORONAVIRUS SPREADS BY HAVING SEX
japan saved

Top spot in 3 to 4 days from now.
youtube.com/watch?v=omWD9sdoEWY

Nah we playing classic Doom

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After studying with a few of my Chinese friends for an info sys test, I can confirm that the average chink really thinks the virus was a bioweapon from the US to destroy China

If even a quarter of the 14+ million users China's phone carriers lost are deaths due to the virus, we might be at the start of the actual worst human tragedy in the history of mankind.

Not even religious, but God help us all.

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37 degrees. WTF man that's like 5 degrees above freezing. How are you not dead from hypothermia?

just a flu bruh

>playing a shooter with a controller
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Digits and Alaska gets btfo by "It's just a flu bro" 2.0

For the liberation of all sentient beings

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are Americans really that stupid?

Your fever has to be 104, you're practically an ice cube. What are you Mr. Freeze?

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it doesn't work like that anymore
too many people calling hogging the lines
for mild fevers they recommend self quarantine and won't test unless you're literally dying w/ every possible symptom
or you pay €300 for a test

>playing it with controller

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Manchuria, Tibet and Siaking doesn't belong to China

Steve, how many cases in NYC?

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Highlights from the report so far, part 7: more supply chain distruptions for commodities.

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

MCM = medical countermeasures

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So that's why their numbers are so low.
It all makes sense now.

Nothing will stop her, reach for the skies

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>discuss corona with your brother
>he absolutely believes chinks
>ask him why
>he laughs at you and calls you a conspiracy theorist because "even WHO confirms their numbers and they help them and tell that chinese reaction to the virus was brilliant"
What should I answer? This is the dumbest statement I've ever heard.

>► Detected: 268,062 (+23,168) ► Died: 11,187
Masaka

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Classic Doom is best Doom.

Where is the 250,000 Corona Chan?

Fuck reroll

Don't forget to wash your hands.

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>not using a controller

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Best way to clean disposable N95 masks?
I wanna venture outside and buy more canned shit, 2 weeks doesn't make me feel safe anymore.

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2,682 new cases in NYC since last night
2,682 new cases in NYC since last night
streamable.com/cv538
2,682 new cases in NYC since last night
2,682 new cases in NYC since last night

literal kike

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Fucking really?

>Have to take PTO while everyone else gets to go home
>Will probably still be the first one to get laid off

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hooligans and looters should be shot.

damn what was the reaction to Italy's numbers? I passed out for 2 hours

>lmao what does that "°C" mean

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

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Huh I thought Malaris killed way more than that.

>cant refute the dumbest thing hes ever heard

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if the virus is not that bad then the international response is an overreaction. Why tho???
>just practice for a legit "le epic doomsday virus"?
>conspiracy to accelerate the collapse of the global capitalist system

Fucking kek

I mean, looking at the euro's response, chinks' was brilliant in comparison.

LADS
worldometers.info/coronavirus

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Based. Hope you're doing fine pastabro

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Five years ago I would have laughed this off as absurd schizophrenic idiocy. But now, I dunno man...

brutal doom better

youtu.be/iPyq0jFgVjI

I'm assuming you're from Manila? What's the situation there?

Show him this graph

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>yfw the numbers from March come out and it rises to 50+ million

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send him the tiananmen square massacre pasta and call him a chink shill

>According to CCP data, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
archive.is/K40ru#selection-1321.0-1296.18
If he cannot extrapolate from this he's not german also WHO is run by a nigger.

This is daily deaths

This is grim

youtube.com/watch?v=mRe-514tGMg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY ARE THEY STILL OUTSIDE
THIS TROGLODYTE FUCKING CITY IS GOING TO RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL STATE.

YOU JUST HAD TO LISTEN TO THE LOCKDOWN
THAT'S ALL THEY HAD TOO DO

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF UPSTATE INFECTED LIBERAL FAGGOTS

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HORNY PEOPLE AND COOMERS WILL BE THE END OF US

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also not like it has HIV inserts and it acts similar to HIV by lowering your t-cell count

Please stop, Italia.
You scare us all.

murican was a troll. euros were a troll. why am I even responding?

>this fucking fake image
god I hate nasazombies

5 .5 billion shitskins GO CORONACHAN GO

Show him the Left 4 SARS 2 video fren

/GBG/ - Greek Borders General

Ah, the wonders of diversity and multiculturism.

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>5,986 new cases and 627 new deaths in Italy.
HOLY SHIT.
Good work, Italy!
If we assume that all those deaths are legit, your death rate with Corona-Chan is about 60% higher than normal

Doesn't explain Thailand though.

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Coronavirus confirmed to be a biological weapon:

youtube.com/watch?v=cWT9RRzQpS8

MADAGASCAR IS INFECTED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i evac'd my fatass from manila to sta. rosa since mar01
NCR is choke full of military checkpoints, user.

>acting as if the US has sufficient tests to accurately track the spread of the virus

COPE
COP
CO
C

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>not using a fighting game arcade stick

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I really didn’t want it to be a plague or disease that wiped out civilization but it’s probably most fitting for such a disgusting society.
We in full ride the tiger mode

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>imagine being chad patient zero and gazing upon your creation

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Children doesn't get the severe symptoms

>Bulgaria using drones to check gypsy towns population temperatures, so they don't have to be close to them

OH NONONONONONONONONONONNONOOONO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>controller
AUDIBLE KEK

Baшa зaдницa пepeпoлнитcя вoнючeй aмepикaнcкoй cпepмoй

It is time to spook the normies

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You have hypothermia, common with cold & flu, but that alone doesn't always mean you have COVID-19.

How is your chest? How is your breathing? Are your lips blue?

India fucked yet?

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One more death in Hungary, this time a 53 year old man. That brings us to 85 total cases and 4 total deaths (53, 68, 75, 79)

>More (5 times threads) than dead
>happening

At least they're following the social distancing trend

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>younger people ARE NOT SPARED,make up a significant portion
>"you are not invincible,this virus could put you in hospitals for weeks,or kill you"
Juicy bits.
Even if it doesn't kill you, it can disable economy or worse, food transports.

>5,986 new cases and 627 new deaths in Italy.
b-but i only left for a day.

2682

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Ah, that's why sweden is so low also.

>US State Leaderboard
223 total deaths
29/50 states (plus DC) on the board (DC, MA, OH new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
75 deaths
>NY:
39 deaths
>CA:
21 deaths
>GA:
13 deaths
>LA:
11 deaths
>FL:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR, WI:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT:
2 deaths
>DC, KS, MA, MD, MO, MS, NV, OH, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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This is completely ridiculous that son of a bitch Bill Gates is behind this

ok schizo

Ngl this is the first time I have seen an epidemic in Europe and white people are losing their fucking minds.

100k dead is a normal dengue season for us.

I see the news, yeah, but I haven't been in QC since late Feb. Classes won't resume until after 12 April but honestly I'm not too optimistic about that.

JUST NEED GREENLAND NOW BOYS

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So in one month from now pretty much all Italian pensioners will be dead?

>in a strange turn of events, we find out china's numbers are actually true just because they nuked the infected cities

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Love argie nazi

have you considered that the government is stupid?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WE'RE FUCKING FAT BURGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAH

twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1241067364948627458

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Yo, can someone tell God to stop playing Virus Inc? It's not funny anymore.

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>why yes I destroyed the global economy and killed thousands of chinks. How could you possibly tell?

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Shitalians getting OBLITERATED by this

Everyone please remain calm and ignore this thread

There is no cause for panic

The Chinese government has been swift and effective in eradicating this virus, unlike western imbeciles.

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MONIKER

heh, nice one. bring a jar of jelly worms as well and offer people leeches

No country list anymore?

nice one lol

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>There are
>S E V E N
>B I L L I O N
depopulation of india, china, and africa when???

Are you implying that India is gonna contain this?

Nice source

Now you are literally flexing on all of us. What else do you have hidden there lmao.
Also I sure hope you are wearing a N95 under it

we are going on a nationwide quarantine on the 22nd so yes

Greenlands been infected for a while now

Why do all the experts predict 60%, 70%, 80% of the population will be infected? Right now we have maybe 1% of the population infected and governments are rapidly shutting down society to bare essentials. Wouldn't that stop the spread?

>trust in Chink numbers

I'll give you a chink off the old block