Madagascar records first COVID-19 case

It's over. GG everyone.

>Madagascar has confirmed its first COVID-19 cases.

>President Andry Rajoelina announced on Friday that the three cases were confirmed the Institut Pasteur de Madagascar.

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All they had to do was close the damn ports

F

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WHY DIDN'T THEY SHUT ALL THE PORTS?!

IT'S OVER.

G fucking G. This is it guys. Human extinction is happening.

What's greenland status right now?

Why didn't they shut down all the ports...we are all fucked now.

Whoever is playing, please stop

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Cool
The coofers are taking over now

But I'm winning

Why are we all fucked?

This Plague Inc. bullshit is bananas

Once Madagascar and Greenland are taken over, it is pretty much done, man. Now all the player has to do is wait a bit and then mutate the virus to 100% lethality and humanity is extinct.

Based and plagueinc pilled
Pack it up lads its over we are all dead.

They registered the first case last week if office rumors are to be believed.

Oh shit, what about Iceland?

Wait what? Why will it just suddenly mutate there?

fucking kek

What about Sealand?
WHAT ABOUT FUCKING SEALAND???

LMAO NOOOOO MADAGASCAR WHY , wow i was memeing about them being the new greenland.

YOU ONLY HAD TO CLOSE THE DAMN SEA PORT

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WE'RE FUCKED

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Sealand literally can't survive without the UK. It's not even an island.

it was just a game bro, r-right? but hold on.. what if... what IF WE LIVE IN A GAME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAHHH

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There is still hope. The player put too much visibility too early.

Iceland's been infected since the beginning of the whole thing, one of the first countries actually.

gg go next

Once you figure out the trick the game becomes tedious.
Play Plague Inc.

Don't let that motherfucker pop the blue research bubbles.

False alarm, we don't want you to stop. But you'll leave like 10 millions people, right?

Games over

All Madagascar had to do was shutdown the seaport and they still fucked up. Nothing stopping chink virus from getting us now

>when the server host decides to grief his own server after years of autism from the playerbase
can you really blame him

Fucking how? Is this like that parasite that makes ants climb trees to spread it's spores? What cunt is traveling to God damned Madagascar?

NOT MADAGASCAR

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WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS, WHOEVER IS PLAYING IS NOT AFK ANYMORE, ITS OVER BROS.

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Scream here
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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No RE?

I knew I'd be unlucky enough to end up in a timeline occupied by an experienced player.

MADAGASCAR!!! HOLEY SHIT
THE END TIMES TRULY ARE UPON US

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I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT

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gg no re

IT'S OVER.

There are too many blue bubbles to pop!

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...

Checked

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Dude I just got level 2 water transmission. Finally got that fucking island.

It has been an honor shitposting with you lads. Even you, Canada. May we all meet again on God's golden shore.

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Fucccckkkkkkkkk

Well, it's over
Got Greenland and Madagascar, we are fuckeed

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Getting Madagascar in Pandemic was so fucking annoying.... and the little shit corona virus does it with only 250k infected wtf.

antarcitca is our last hope

Custom scenario. All pets and wildlife. Maximum mutation. Air and water transmission. There is no safety. When is lethality going to skyrocket?

I wouldn't be surprised at this point. Some Chad will take a fucking jet ski down there and start coofing on everything.

Do a stream Jim, the weekly updates help put things in perspective

Well now it's ready to evolve. Good job Madagascar, we'll all be dead in a week.

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If I were an island nation and managed to avoid the virus and then one assholes shows up with it I'd have to make sure his entire genetic line died with him.

Fuck me. We've known how to act in such a case for 10 years. Why can't they listen!?

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plague chan is still there.
no way they will survive corona and the black plague.
Lets hope ebola joins

Mission Failed!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE VIRUS IS GOING FULL ENDGAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER