/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2322 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Remember to not fall for confirmation bias. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

126 NEW CASES IN IRELAND

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>buying all the toilet paper.
NOOOO WE NEED SOLIDARITY NOW

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wait for a sale

in two months or so fallout 3 happens

>45 y/o in critical condition in Israel

This could be you:
twitter.com/SyedRezaMehdi/status/1240993488482832384

washingtonpost.com/health/2020/03/19/younger-adults-are-large-percentage-coronavirus-hospitalizations-united-states-according-new-cdc-data/

Boomers get killed, but everyone suffers except kids

after 1 million infected

37 yo with no comorbidities in Spain just died too

Nothing to see here Capitalist pigs, move along

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did this shit spread throughout africa yet or did billy gates lie to me about it?

whenever your leather bondage gear shows up. I'm sure you already have your chains and shoulder spikes

Friendly reminder for anyone friendly reminding to suck a dick

Based boomah removah

Hopefully Corona gets elected President

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When are we going to follow a unique method to classify corona and non-corona deaths? We can't understand what the fuck is going on everywhere else if each country does it its own way, what the fuck is the EU doing?

Everyone keeps saying " don't worry about it " meanwhile every sign in my city says....be worried.

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TWENTY
SIX
HUNDRED
AND
EIGHTY
TWO

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2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
>2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
>2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
>2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!

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There are
S E V E N
B I L L I O N
people in the world, schizos. BILLION. Do you realize how big a number that is?
11 thousand is 0.000157% of that number.
You are collectively losing your schizo minds over a 0.000157% death rate nothingburger.
Seriously. take. your. meds.
>inb4 shiiill shiilll, chaang
No. Get. Your. Medication.
Help yourselves and stop making these threads.

45 is too old anyway

>We (the world)
A couple of months away I think
>You (the burgers)
Tomorrow?

LOOKNER IS HAVING A MELTDOWN

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>Tareq disliked this post

Rual anons, how will you feel when we take the world back from kiles?

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You guys are still freaking out over this moderately deadly virus? I thought we solved it weeks ago. fatality rate is somewhere in the 1-2% range once mild cases are accounted for. absolutely no reason for the hype.

sorry, this isn't going to cause the collapse you've been waiting for.

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coronavirus-monitor.com/

Actual bodycount
>41k for Italy
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH

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There are confirmed cases in multiple African countries.

Just accept that they are gonna call the virus "the italian influenza" while the entire world gets burned to ashes even worse than us.

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we know dr john campbell is a chinese shill. is this /ourboi/?

*interaction with foreign objects
ftfy

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Do you still have your anal virginity user?

Chinks are dead

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Britbongs, how is herd immunity holding up?

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Not only cases but community spread, Africa is done.

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Any tips for mask purchases coronanons? Gotta be FFP3 right? Folding or sturdy? Sturdy seems more like it's designed for doing DIY and stuff.

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God luck with that

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>1500 new cases

>in NY STATE ALONE

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>what the fuck is the EU doing?

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it's a roll of the dice. this shit doesn't care who you are, how much money you have or where you live.
although, apparently AB bloodtype is the least likely to contract the disease and is the least likely to have it bad.

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>washingtonpost.com/health/2020/03/19/younger-adults-are-large-percentage-coronavirus-hospitalizations-united-states-according-new-cdc-data/

hospitalization =/= critical condition or death

Quick rundown on related document? Anons in last thread said it's uber important

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

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Who else going to die a virgin here ? How do we cope frens ??

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awoo

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>You have to understand how mobile numbers are used in China. It's bound to your national ID, and it's bound to your bank account even.
If you lose it you lose access to Alipay, which is basically how the Chinese pay for everything from chewing gum to haircuts to groceries. It could be said that to survive at all in China, you need your personal mobile phone number.

>People don't just cancel their phone numbers because of that. Even changing your phone number is a huge hassle.

Pic is the number of phone accounts that have been shut off, which essentially means they're dead.

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Canada No!!!!!!!

Wat r u doin???

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whenever someone has to tell you that nothing is wrong and you shouldn't worry that's the biggest red flag.

I immediately went prep

Exploitable template created!

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>Chinks solved the problem, are back up and running, dangling their mask supply over the whole world
>Spring break hoes refuse to isolate and spread this shit for further
>America will not be able to manufacture enough, sucking China's dick for everything
>News outlets already coming out with the pro-China spin

I'm so tired of this shit. How the fuck did the Chinks win AGAIN? They caused this shit!

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This cuck government would fuck up even the best case scenario where we get out of it first and in better shape than other countries

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Appreciate your autism in making this user, will be somberly interesting to follow progression

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Sure but you are still filling hospitals up

F

Ohio degenerate here, we have our first death. It’s actually a different one than that presumptive one which hasn’t been confirmed yet

Question, all those unreported cases don't have relatives? You would think that at least a few of them would infect their grandpa who'd end up being tested along with his family.

No. Fuck the chinks, the world needs to remember they caused this plague with their fucking bugmen eating bats.

I knew it was going to be bad, but it only hit me how bad it was going to be today. Fuck Bros, things are gonna change.

How does a country come together during a crisis, when the only thing that held it together was shopping?

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Not telling you.

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In case you guys don't have toilet paper
youtube.com/watch?v=1Xiu-L0BYak

Stop posting this shit. It is fundamentally wrong and the meme graph destroys all credibility. Use
instead.

Probably just rats and roaches, nothing to worry about user...not like actual human beings live there.

>believing chink data

We're all gonna die, and that's a good thing

kek, maybe if i feel autistic again, ill darken the nigger

nice

The absolute state of Britain.

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Amazon pantry closed

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China lied
Fuck niggers and jannies

You want N95 as strictest minimum.
Don't forget goggles.

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schizo take
nothing is going to happen

I hate the cunt but it's so fucking kino when he has a meltdown

He reminds me of Frank Grimes from the simpsons - permanently on the brink

Spend my time shitposting about Bill Gates in the chat and they go fucking nuts

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excellent

Just wait until millions of people lose their jobs due to the economic fallout

>sorry, this isn't going to cause the collapse you've been waiting for.
O'rly?
investing.com/indices/us-30
-1/3rd biatch

lmao London is fucked

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING COPE
THIS IS TOO RICH

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NOW they will riot.

Woodley or Leon?

the only italian virus, according to the gov't, is racism

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/r/ing rhe screencap chinese healthcare personel took from their intranet before it was over like 3000 dead, showing how many had recovered.
I remember someone said the numbers would reflect a 15% dead/recovered result.

based

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The mainstream media is now reporting what we knew for weeks, that everything happening in Wuhan is a lie and a farce. I don't think I know what farce really means, but whatever.

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Üritan uut eestikeelset kvaliteetse diskussiooniga chani tööle panna, huvitatutele saadan e-maili kaudu lingi, kontakt [email protected]

Others have a cute Corona-Chan.

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I'm telling you, we aren't far from Europe marching on the chinks, a lot of people lost lives and money over this.

Where did you get that? O blood type is in literally every article released

sciencealert.com/paper-suggests-certain-blood-types-might-be-slightly-more-susceptible-to-covid-19

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You're like a month late lol

wtf people truly need to be purged. do it for us god please? amen

So what are the NY snd cali liberals up too why are they the first ones to call for shelter in place basically marshall law

The cops will literally ask you where are your papers when traveling

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It's not like he does much politics, he just shouts loudly when new numbers are announced.

You can't cover up the numbers. If they truly had hundreds of thousands of cases then you'd see thousands of corresponding deaths. You can't cover that up. The government wouldn't dare open anything back up and begin redistributing supplies to the world if it sol desperately needed them.

Face it, the Chinks won. Florida whores will single handedly perpetuate our misery through the summer.

I had to find it, but here it is.

It's long past overdue that you should start making decisions for yourself you useless milennial cunt.
Put your phone down and take 5 minutes to think about it.
Then make a decision, act on it, stand by it and live with the potential consequences of it.
Get over the group think of the social media generation and your need for validation from strangers.
The time for hand holding is over.

Use the top half of a steak bake from Greggs lad

Reminder that Italian numbers confirm a 45% kill rate.

Reminder that China lies.

news.yahoo.com/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-fake-whistleblowers-191300391.html

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>the chad panicker tabloid vs the virgin mainstream media

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Finns det något judiskt typ att man måste betala för att "förnya" licensen? Betala skatt på att få äga vapnen eller något sånt? Finns det några krav som ställs för att fortsätta inneha vapnen?

>avoid sugary drinks, don't smoke, avoid alcohol, exercise
Oh boy am I glad I got masks and equipment, this would kill me in a matter of minutes

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RIP

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based

Also this:

I saw this post:

So I used Google to find something about telecom accounts in China and found this in the pic. I think it's saying that they lost accounts.

archive.vn/ipWOu

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How many people die by the flu in Italy in a day? Let's say 30,000 people die every year in Italy due to the flu. Okay, the flu seasons lasts for like 4 months. So, 30,000 / (4 * 30 days) = 250 deaths per day during the flu season. With a few hundred more deaths than common flu, the coronavirus is truly a nothingburger.

I know where you can still get these, user.

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I just got word from a friend in the military that there's going to be some sort of nation wide lock down on stores and travel in the USA tomorrow. Anyone know anything about that or is it hot air? I've been to busy prepping to even remotely keep up with these threads.

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twitter.com/FranziEire/status/1240977616217276417
twitter.com/teammareliberum/status/1241038538264715264

Based Greeks

pehme kiisu:D

God I wish I were Estonian

youtube.com/watch?v=Z1B2OlIelLY

OHIO GOV GIVING UPDATE

HAPPENING POTENTIAL

and don't forget to THANK THE MODS

Coronavirus source found
youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

Wtf Trudeau is literally a Trump ally now. I'm with her now.

Oy vey

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Belgium closed it's borders. Cough vs Schengen: 1 - 0

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The Only Numbers that Matter are the Ones from Diamond Princess.
>The Only Numbers that Matter are the Ones from Diamond Princess.
The Only Numbers that Matter are the Ones from Diamond Princess.
>The Only Numbers that Matter are the Ones from Diamond Princess.
The Only Numbers that Matter are the Ones from Diamond Princess.
>The Only Numbers that Matter are the Ones from Diamond Princess.

thanks for keeping me safe OP but I don't date niggers.

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>Up to 25 million Californians could get infected if a national lockdown is not issued
>California has the largest homeless population in the country
>Mfw the homeless will spread it in a attempt to get away from infected

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China lied
Fuck niggers and jannies and commies and jews

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Am i missing something?
>a temporary economic slowdown in the face of a global crisis? shocking!

Nice try, Delfi.

>#YoMeMueroEnCasa

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Manitoba is already underway for it's mandatory quarantine, the initial order everything but X to close is here. Only a matter of time now.

You will never be as cute

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Here's the second part.

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>jewish man yells the n-word for 10 hours straight

In America?
either doomsday cult fanatism, transhumanism for the drones who will beg Bill Gates to chip them, or neo-traditionalist rural communities (mormons, Amish)

Where does China get its numbers? From the Communist Party? If so, source? I thought the numbers would be hard to lie about, with all the reports coming in from doctors, but is that wrong? What happens?

>38% death rate
>moderately

Are the maths they teach you that low level in the USA ?

Not me, I fucked your shitcoloured mother.

>not "THANK THE MODERATORS"

Now the looting will begin.

heard it on the radio. goes from A > O > AB. didn't mention anything about B though.

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Who is that chick in the corner doing tai chi?

White civilization is too young and easily disturbed. Have been eliminating each other for almost all history. Chinks and jews on the other hand have been going for much much longer. There's no other choice but to bow to the big chink and ask for his help. And long after America rises and falls chinkoids will continue to steadily move towards their purpose.

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any info on italy deaths age? no speculations please, and preferably recent data

vpn nigger

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Keep on rambling about the flu, as you sound similar to those NPCs now.

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what's happening in belarus?

Critical care incident at a London hospital already.
They are failing to cope right at the start of Boris's plan.
I said this weeks ago when they started talking about the NHS coping.
The NHS can't cope on the average Friday night.
London is kill.

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Same as Italy. Being hysterical and lying about numbers so they can get gibs

The entire world is suffering because of the chinks.

If we survive this, we need to destroy that Orwellian shithole.

The based reptilians really are resetting the simulation.

based jen
PROTECT HER SMILE

not this shit again

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>There are
>S E V E N
>B I L L I O N
>people in the world
Not for long.

>11,187
The fuck!? It was just barely 10K yesterday. What the fuck is happening?

hahahahaha every time i see this posted someone will pop up and say "well actually they stopped doing that after it was exposed"

yeah sure they did, just like they closed the wet markets down after sars.

for 6 months

does anyone have spanish detailed stats?

Well, eventually, yes.

Getting the masks is not a problem I'm just asking for tips. These vertical ones seem pretty bulbous and ugly I don't think they're gonna provide a tight seal

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It’s also quite possible people didn’t pay their bills or disconnected service during lockdown

Death rate isn't nearly that high. death rate is less than 2%. do you not understand fatality rate vs CFR?

user, if we survive this, the whole world will be an Orwellian shithole, at least the western countries.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

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In Australia the beaches are packed with people. How does Coronachan in hot temperature?

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is not of chinese origin, bioweapon, you are braindead.
Just read this

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>Chinks solved the problem, are back up and running
Yeah, gotta say thank you

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Did you know you can mail the creator of the virus, Mrs. Shi?

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Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=MDa3MvXs-iw

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It'll destroy itself.
Imagine the rage the Chinese people have in their hearts right now.

>US State Leaderboard
221 total deaths
28/50 states (plus DC) on the board (DC, MA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
75 deaths
>NY:
39 deaths
>CA:
20 deaths
>GA:
13 deaths
>LA:
11 deaths
>FL:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR, WI:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT:
2 deaths
>DC, KS, MA, MD, MO, MS, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH:
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

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The materials to transfer and manipulate corpses with coronaviruses are exhausted in Madrid

The Community of Madrid is exhausting its materials to safely carry out the transfer of the dead by Covid-19. This has been confirmed to this newspaper by sources from the Ministry of Health after analyzing the situation of the so-called "mortuary health" as a result of this crisis. The Ministry of Health, since the state of alarm was decreed, has sent a series of instructions to handle the corpses with coronaviruses that include various measures to avoid putting health workers and funeral services under risk. The main of these measures is to use watertight shrouds, which isolate the virus while handling the body and burying or incinerating it.

According to these sources, there are a few hospitals in the region that do have these special bags, which are thicker than usual shrouds, but there are many other centers that do not have or are already running out of them.

In addition, the social health centers, with very few exceptions, do not have these bags either. Funeral homes, in general, either do not have or are running out of stock. And "the companies that distribute shrouds that could replace the material are also ending their stocks," according to the same sources.

At the beginning of this week, several funeral home employees with whom this newspaper contacted explained that they were running out of the bags, and the information from this same Friday from the Community confirms this.

The same sources explained that "the lack of stock markets is already a risk in the short term" if it is not solved sooner, for which the possibility of asking for help from the EMU is being considered. The President of the Community, Isabel Díaz Ayuso, has already announced that she is considering asking the military for help in moving bodies, but in this case of the bags, what is being considered is asking them for supplies so that they can wrap the dead safely.

The closed down the Wuhan wet markets

and waiting to reopen them for business in 1 year

Yooooo....FUCK CHINESE PEOPLE

65 years old is pretty elderly. If you've lived 50 years, your time is just about up anyways. Most people in their early 40s have lived a long and fulfilling life, and it's not uncommon to see death from natural causes in your 30s

Why didn't you reverse the bottom picture?
Now the man and monkey are using their left hands to shake.

But we still need to eradicate the chinks.

German user you can help, you folks are good at this stuff.

Ask Thailand and the Philipines.
And it's not hot here. Summer is over.

Based Corona Chan destroying the globohomo world order.

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Now that everything is on lockdown it's just gonna end in a few weeks right?

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elmundo.es/madrid/2020/03/20/5e74fc4721efa0ee7c8b45c1.html

All domesticated animals can be like dogs. Quit being a bitch. Those look like pits anyway

quarantines will never hold in western countries, it's going to be a bloodbath

No, religion - opium for the people. Christianity is the lesser evil though.

My city is like a ghost town they even turned off most of the traffic lights.
spooky shit.

Wife is nurse. We live in OK, says they are not testing folks because her hospital only has 100 tests and doesnt want to waste them.

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18 months. Remember that timeframe.

leon

>last year me and mom bonded over botany
>this year we're bonding over prepping
Comfy

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I like this one

No since it will keep jumping from one country to another

It's practically over, schizos.
Numbers in China plateaud a while ago.
West numbers won't climb more than 20k
You all blew your fortune and quit your jobs over nothing.

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The only winner in this game is Cronona Chan, user.

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Hi,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOTHINGBURGERFAGS TOLD ME THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE IN HOT CLIMATE WHY ARE OUR CASES GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Can you guys post the picture of the pile of hundreds of mobile phones that was on the floor of the crematorium?

There was a picture of a pile of hundreds of mobile phones that belonged to the decease who were cremated. It was on a /cvg/ thread weeks ago. I don't know if anyone saved it or not, but if they did, post the picture.

Divine right

we are going over 2000 dead per day by the end of weekend

This will continue being a problem for years, user.
The worst bits will be in a few months as the death tolls outpace the ability to deal with the dead and supplies dwindled to below the strictest minimum to maintain the population that survived the first wave of infections.

She's sunbathing

Lambs to the fucking slaughter, the lot of them.

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Du måste bara skaffa ny licens på varje nytt vapen. Tror inte man måste betala skatt, om inte den redan är inbakad i deklarationen, vet ej.
Du måste ppdatera ditt vapenskåp (där de måste vara at all times) om nya regulationer införs. Detta hände för ett par år sedan, jag pungade ut typ 5k för ett nytt skåp.
Och du måste vara berädd på att polisen kan komma och hälsa på för att inspektera dina vapen (men de skickar ett brev med ett datum där detta sker)
Om du blir straffad när du är vapenägare så kan de bestämma sig att ta dem i beslag bara för att de vill dock och du får aldrig tillbaka dem.

It'd be nice but to be honest "kung flu" is too good to be missed and we should focus all our efforts on that.

Do you think China is faking their stats?

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Die Folge ist keine Pandemie, sondern eine große globale Rezession
Vor zwanzig Jahren hieß es, Kriege würden in Zukunft keine bewaffneten Konflikte mehr sein und zu biologischen und wirtschaftlichen Kriegen werden, weil der "machbarste" Weg, eine Nation zu zerstören, darin besteht, ihre Währung zu zerstören. Nun, dieser Tag kam.
Ein Handelskonflikt zwischen den Vereinigten Staaten und China begann im März 2018, als Präsident Trump die Absicht ankündigte, chinesische Produkte für 50.000 Millionen Dollar zu sanktionieren, und eine ernsthafte Geschichte unfairer Geschäftspraktiken und Diebstähle von geistigem Eigentum argumentierte. Welches ist völlig wahr.
Als Vergeltung verhängte die chinesische Regierung Zölle auf mehr als 138 amerikanische Produkte. Und so begann das.
Dieser Handelskrieg hat China eine große wirtschaftliche Abkühlung gekostet, die sich auf die Weltwirtschaft auswirkt. Das Wachstum ist rückläufig: 2018 6,6%; im Jahr 2019 6,1% und hat eine Prognose von 5,4% für 2020.
Andererseits hat dieser Handelskrieg auch zu einer Überhitzung der US-Wirtschaft geführt, da dies eine Rivalität ist, die über den Handel hinausgeht. Alle geopolitischen Elemente stehen auf dem Spiel, um einen "kalten Krieg" auszulösen, der unweigerlich in einer großen wirtschaftlichen Rezession enden wird. weltweit.
Am 7. Dezember 2019 erklärte China den ersten Fall von Coronavirus und hat bisher 80.945 Fälle und 3.180 Todesfälle durch das neue Coronavirus bestätigt.
Die erste relevante Frage ist, warum China zwei Monate lang Informationen über das Virus versteckt hat. vom 17. November 2019, als der Ausbruch auftrat, bis zum 22. Januar 2020, dem Datum, an dem die Quarantäne in der Stadt Wuhan erklärt wurde, wodurch die bedeutende Verbreitung des Virus ermöglicht wurde.
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95 is just the retirement age. You are considered young enough to work at 64 by most countries.

where are our italians?

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Florida whores fucking Chad for the past 2 weeks over spring break single handedly extended this for at least a month.

65 not 95.

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what do you think genius

of course not, don't be stupid

Wait for Indonesia, that's going to be a shit show of biblical proportions.
>photos only exist for the day they are taken

Virgins will never find love now
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA

What kikery is this?

Friendly reminder that
2,682 NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!

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They should be able to pay their bills from their mobile devices, unless they're dead.

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Meiner Meinung nach war China sehr klar, dass eine Warnung vor einem neuen Virus und einer möglichen Pandemie Auswirkungen auf die Weltwirtschaft haben würde, insbesondere aber auf die Ölpreise und folglich auf die US-Wirtschaft.
Angesichts dieser Situation fand am 5. März ein Treffen zwischen den 14 Mitgliedern der OPEC (Organisation der Erdölexportländer) statt, um Russland, den zweitgrößten Ölproduzenten der Welt, davon zu überzeugen, die Produktion um 1,5 Millionen Barrel pro Stück zu senken Tag und damit den Rückgang der Ölpreise abfedern, aber Russland nicht akzeptiert.
Warum hat Russland nicht akzeptiert, wenn der Preisverfall angesichts des Coronavirus unmittelbar bevorstand? Es kommt vor, dass Russland voll und ganz versteht, dass eine Kürzung der Ölproduktion, um den Preisverfall abzufedern, der US-Wirtschaft direkt zugute kommt und dass Russland dies unter keinen Umständen zulässt.
Anscheinend hat diese geopolitische und wirtschaftliche Entscheidung es Russland ermöglicht, in der niedrigsten Statistik der Pandemie zu bleiben, 34 bestätigte Fälle, 2 vollständig wiederhergestellte Fälle und 0 Todesfälle. Ein großer Zufall für Russland, das offenbar Dinge weiß, die wir nicht wissen.
Im Gegensatz dazu könnten viele US-amerikanische Produzenten ernsthaft betroffen sein, wenn der Ölpreisverfall anhält. Und es scheint, dass die Russen bereit sind, kurzfristig niedrigere Preise in Kauf zu nehmen, um die Festigung einer russischen Führung in der Ölindustrie zu erreichen.
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It's fake. It's from a protest where people threw all phones away

>gif
to be fair I won't be taking no Israel made vaccine.

There is a 250k corona-chan already?

>It's not aerosol based
>It mainly infects asians, white people are safe
>Only boomers get severe infections and die
>It can't survive in hot climates/will slow down
>Masks do nothing
You should learn to not trust much of what you hear about corona-chan

No way, china?

stay mad incel

Wake me up

Angesichts der russischen Ablehnung gab Saudi-Arabien, der weltweit größte Ölproduzent, bekannt, dass es ab April die Produktion auf 10 Millionen Barrel pro Tag steigern und in Schlüsselmärkten einen Rabatt von 20% gewähren wird, was offenbar ein Versuch ist, zu bestrafen nach Russland, aber tief im Inneren, ist die Absicht, die Vereinigten Staaten weiter zu treffen und sie an neue Handelsbedingungen anzupassen.
Aber wir sprechen über die Vereinigten Staaten und wir alle wissen, wer es ist und wozu es fähig ist.
Zuvor berichtete Präsident Trump, der Zugang zu den modernsten medizinischen und wissenschaftlichen Forschungssystemen hat, dass das Virus bei 26 Grad stirbt und es keinen Grund zur Sorge gibt. Einige Wochen später hatten die Vereinigten Staaten 1.268 bestätigte Fälle und 33 Todesfälle.
Meiner Meinung nach sind die Zahlen falsch und was wirklich passiert ist, ist, dass Präsident Trump einfach beschlossen hat, in den Pandemiezug einzusteigen, als perfekter Vorwand, um alle Grenzen zu China zu schließen, und er hat es getan. Ein echter Schachzug.
Also schließen Russland und die Mongolei ihre Grenzen; Nordkorea, Taiwan, Malaysia, Vietnam, Singapur und die Philippinen verbieten die Einreise chinesischer Staatsbürger, und mehr als 30 internationale Fluggesellschaften setzen Flüge zum asiatischen Ziel aus.
China wurde von der Welt isoliert und ich persönlich denke, dass es das Hauptargument für das Verschwinden der Pandemie sein wird.
Wie wird das enden? Mit einer großen weltwirtschaftlichen Rezession.
Mexiko sieht bereits den Mangel an chinesischen Produkten. Die Märkte und Einrichtungen haben begonnen, ihr Angebot durch nationale und amerikanische Produkte zu ersetzen. Quiubo!
Coronaviren gibt es schon lange und jetzt gibt es eine neue Form davon
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In heaven with Mussolini

I know for a fact they are, I just cant release any proof yet.

5 shekels for toilet paper? 4 shekels is too much. Can't you make a profit without charging 3 shelels a pack?
Fine, I'll just pay the 2 shekels.

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WHY IS NO ONE REPORTING THIS

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Replace "think" with "know".

youtube.com/watch?v=8JgEptmz_eE

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Fuck this shit man, I bet we're going to reopen hotels and shit as soon as the contagion calms down a bit and then it's going to happen all over again

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Mmm... So tasty!

>NOTHINGBURGERFAGS TOLD ME THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE IN HOT CLIMATE WHY ARE OUR CASES GOING UP
should've listened. you're in a third world country packed with people. flee the cities while you can.
seriously. you're going to die if you don't.

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>230 cases
>18 dead
>8 recovered
not sure what you're freaking out about.

thanks you, I just sold all my corona!

SHARING HORIZONS THAT ARE NEW TO US

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I don't speak nazi

/GBG/ Greek Borders General

GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE

>b-b-but muh ACEII. This can't possibly affect whites therefore I do not care
>DOW cannot and will not drop below sub 25,24,23,22,20K

NC
North Carolina will deploy the National Guard very soon. To handle transportation of supplies.

Is this real or fake news?
news.yahoo.com/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-fake-whistleblowers-191300391.html

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jesus christ we are so fucked

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He will have a heart attack live on stream before this blows over

anyone still have the HAZMAT suit template?

Hopefully we do like China and limit travel as much as possible, doing like the UK is extremely risky.

I like these gifs. Got any more?

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Man, Italy is getting worse by the second. Already at 4k deaths

eating pizza?

Nope. They beated it.

They did a TOTAL lockdown which is something they can do since their economy is centralized. Our market with its "invisible hand" can't. Decentralized individualistic capitalist mode of production is useless and will be our demise.

Shouldn't have listened to nothingburgers.

Hard to find out when shills are invading