/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2321 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Remember to not fall for confirmation bias. Numbers only go up when people actually start counting. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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How is new york doing?

Real life.

Theme ooooooo shit
youtube.com/watch?v=ugtN6HCqatc
youtube.com/watch?v=ugtN6HCqatc
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shit might go visit some neighbours if you look at it like this.

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china lied, people died

kek

>curve leveling out already
happening cancelled. better luck next time.

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Why the fuck isn't this just a permanent sticky at this point

London UK or London ON?

MADAGASCAR CONFIRMED INFECTED
>MADAGASCAR CONFIRMED INFECTED
MADAGASCAR CONFIRMED INFECTED

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-madagascar/madagascar-confirms-first-cases-of-coronavirus-president-idUSKBN2172TP

The person in charge of emergency preparedness in Toronto just got shitcanned, btw.
People are staying home, though only like 10% of the people I saw outside yesterday were wearing masks. I didn't get any strange rooms for wearing an N95, so that could just be the lack of supply.

>all these normies posting teary eyed videos because they didn't prep
Link me up, I need to laugh.

24h later and traffic is still pretty clear. Are people finally taking this shit seriously here?

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+1000 daily deaths in Italy soon?

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Go back to Twitter, Bill

>America created Corona-chan to punish China
>China downplays numbers
Big Think user

All NEETs and leeches, report in!

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You should have listened.
Lol I need those now
No one cares about your fanfic chang

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Пиши пo pyccки, этo тeпepь pyccкaя дocкa

based herd

remember early january?
was a good times with nothing happen
where we are now.?......

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n-nothing burgerbro...
wh-where are you?
p-please tell me this whole thing is nothing burger...

let her starve for a while

she will be sucking your cock for nutrition in no time

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It's fucking over.

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>Last thread reporting 15,000 cases in Italy alone
TELL ME IT'S A TYPO
IT'S MUST BE A FUCKING TYPO
THINGS CAN'T GO THAT FAST

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No.

One nothing wrong with me

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How long before mainstream media and normies start calling China out on their bullshit numbers?

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>all those somewhat young healthcare workers dying
ok I'm slightly more paranoid

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I mean shit, usually this is all orange is read by now.

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time to level up

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Bong reporting in

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That is most definitely the yellow line of the TTC.

RIP everyone on the left

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user, you have to understand that most Americans don't have the time or the desire to do the epistemology and extrapolation of data required to figure out that this virus is going to be extremely dangerous on their own. Their denial was a form of coping. All us prepped anons can do is try and help people in a couple weeks when the calls for help from the government and cities start coming out. Playing the blame game is about as useful as playing the denial game.

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leech neet here
i might die before may

i'm searching for jobs. i need money
but corona-chan keeps crashing the market

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sticky would be a mess wit tons of shitpost.
these can be found in the archive and are numbered.
they could add a general "pandemic" sticky so the shitposters and niggers and faggots would stay there, but they don't because jannies are trannies

>1050 in serious condition in Lombardy

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Its +6K not 15k but thats still fucking bad. Keep in mind they dont have enough tests

It was a typo. The so

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is not of chinese origin, bioweapon, you are braindead.
Just read this

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lul

>umbrella logo
basado

A part of me wants society to collapse just to experience hell, but I know as soon as it does I'll be wishing for things to go back to normal.

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The storm
This will make the Great Depression look like the best time to be alive

Reporting in, and patiently waiting for Trumpbuxx

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>twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241049144489324544

>BREAKING: Italy reports 5,986 new cases of coronavirus and 627 new deaths, raising total to 47,021 cases and 4,032 dead

Holy shit it's not slowing down at all.

The mainstream media have a problem with Trump calling it Chinese you think they'll ever call out China?

How fucked do you feel?

5000 new cases my Gypsy friend

>Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.

Chinks are capable of some really bizzare shit like pic related

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coronavirus-monitor.ru/
actually actual bodycount for the moment
>muh herd

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Just to put things into perspective. In a TYPICAL 13 week flu season, ~650 people would die a day in Italy.
We’re at the point now where we will know in the next day or so if all this panic is really warranted.
With that said, I subscribe the the idea the governments of the world know far more than they are letting on, and the massive border closures and quarantines are because millions of Chinese have died.
Time well tell. Good luck my fellow anons.

Discuss this you idiots, some user posted it in the last thread:
int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

they are already dead

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I might have look for a job if i survive this
26 here

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London ON doesn't have a subway.
One is UK and one is Toronto in the picture.

just found out that Germany tests 160000 people per week. no wonder our infected/death ratio is so low.
ft.com/content/c0755b30-69bb-11ea-800d-da70cff6e4d3
>German laboratories are now conducting about 160,000 coronavirus tests every week — more than some European countries have carried out in total since the crisis started

Someone fucked up the Italy numbers saying it was 15k
I caught the typo
Current number is 5900 ish

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This.

we are all NEETs because of this plague

Initializing Chinkremover.exe
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Soon, user, but you must be patient. Death waits a long time for us, after all.

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I'm sorry, but did you already get infected? Oh, that's right. The coronavirus hasn't even killed that many people yet. I mean, it's only been, like, 4 FUCKING months now. Does 99.9 percent of people not having caught the coronavirus after FOUR MONTHS count as a happening? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the stock market hasn't even crashed? The Dow is still stable right now and it has been going up overall for how many years now? In fact, Trump is doing a great job handling one of the worst media campaigns we've ever had on any president, who just happen to maintain high ratings because they're feeding off the energy of deluded, libtard sheeple like yourself. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking presidents we've ever had, the Dow gained, like, 3000 last year and would have kept on going up if the media wasn't rigged, causing all this panic. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins. Oh look at that, Biden just forgot his name again when he needed to remember it, just like Hillary did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this sub again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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Me too bro

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Someone knows what the fuck is really going on in China?

Reporting in.

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6000 new cases, 600+ new deaths

Wait, I'm a derp. Yeah, I don't think London Ontario has a subway line.
I need more caffeine in my system.

Calm down yourself, stupid nigger pest

HOW THE FUCK WAS THE NIGGER GOVERMENT OF ITALY SO RETARDED????????????? GODDAMNN

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pic?

Destiny - A Chronicle of Deaths Foretold

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happening kike is streaming soon

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Contagion

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How much money does WHO get from China again?
twitter.com/DrTedros/status/1240877150468743168

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NOT JUST A FLU
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youtube.com/watch?v=OA_CndlBu0g

how long before preppers start doing the same because their stash ran out?

15147 & 5986 is not a typo.
It's a complete fuck up
You can't typo your way from 5986 to 15147, it's not even close to a typo.

You'll soon be saying that for every country on the planet.

>10k people died
>better shut down the whole world!
yeah it's me that needs to calm down

Umm, what's going on in Italy? I know, they have shitskin mentality, but I kinda expected something better from them.

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why isn't this its own board at this point?

Hai hai

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follow jennifer weng on twitter. she has some clips but it's surreal over there right now

30% of their budget

moooove bitch

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Serves them right. They trusted a Chink.

You are kinda wrong, this is kinda typo. Kinda

maybe it was a boiweapon attack to see how it could affect a country

There's nothing wrong with that, but let me rephrase some things for you:
You want this rotten jewish dystopia to crash and burn. The following chaos will be scary, and however brave you are; you will be afraid. You will be wishing for things to calm down, and leave the chaos behind, and you hope that the resulting society is one free of the jewish cancer.

How did that worked for you Schlomo?

Exactly what happened in Iran and China and what will be happening soon everywhere around the world.

...

Actually, yeah, I like that idea even more

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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someone prolly liked the rail he's holding on to

I don't want the discomfort of sending you a picture of my blue balls

>Just force her
No Czechnigger I won't do that. I never wanted anything with her but being locked up in a small apartment with someone makes for an interesting psychological shift

I don't understand why the fuck Italy is getting fucked so hard while they have been isolated for weeks.

IT'S HAPPENING

ALL THE PUBS ARE CLOSING
QUICK LADS, GET YOURSELF DOWN TO THE PUB FOR YOUR LAST FEW PINTS

Do you think that's cheaper or more expensive than shutting down the entire country basically indefinitely

HAIIIIIII

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Herd could be the best approach.
Gets rid of old, sickly and undesirables.
My nation is full of those.
Also there would be no need to alter the workforce.
You people are just too empathetic to go with it.
Our prez is a tard that belives prayer will save us.
>Herd immunity here we come.

Did you have to reuse a picture yet?
You gonna share them once it's all over?

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I DO KILL YOURSELVES AND SPITTING-UP CUM TO YOUR VERY COAL MINE SOUL PRIOR TO YOU CUNTING FASTLY ATOP THIS MEGAFUCK-SPIKE, SUPERSLIT FUCKNUT!

/epi/demiology?

The world in 1 year.
youtube.com/watch?v=nJshjMyg6no

Oh if you only knew how sweet all of this is for those of us who were that already from the start.

Do I look like I care?

Gentlemen - a toast, to all the NEETs, to all the hikkis, to all the shut ins! Hail Corona!

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Daily reminder that America is TOAST

>major companies have no revenue for the next many montns
>major lay offs
>huge pressure on health services
>tons of corporate bailouts in the trillion loan class
>not to mention the sheer death toll from the retardation of the average americans hygiene
>shale oil is getting tanked by Putin
>population cant pay for hospital bills without wages

Yeah, this is it.

2 weeks incubation bro. They were already dead.

Nigger with a white skin please, stop looking at numbers if you don't understand their significance.
Iran and China had way more cases than us but their testing capabilities are low.

fuck stickies i want to be able to go back and check old threads

This virus is gonna decimate Southern europe because people here are uncivilized, selfish and don't give a shit.

It wasa bioweapon released to fuck with the election and the USA v Chink trade war bro

nigga I'm set for at least 3-6 months. past that, I have shit going in
the ground and deer are plentiful, and I have chickens. anyone who only planned for a few weeks is about to get blown the fuck out.

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really though
closing pubs in the UK
that must be a real happening then

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I like it very much :)

Jewmer and his grieving boyfriend Lindsey will make sure that Trump's plan will not pass as he wanted. Most likely will include gibmedats for illegals (you don't want them to leave, do you?) and dindus working on your homes who're about to lose $0 due to the epidemic.

coronavirus-monitor.com/
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH
JUST A FLU, BRUH
>JUST A FLU, BRUH

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I don't feel that bad. I'm pretty well stocked on supplies, and most local shops still have a lot of supplies stocked. Plus, plenty of other countries have started nationwide lockdowns, so it's not unique to Britain. But I do think that Boris has begun the lockdown too late

I've been in these threads since the very beginning and I'm starting to lose hope that this is anything big.

Yes, there are lockdowns and the economy is dipping a bit, but lockdowns will end and the economy will just go back up.
All in all, I'm pretty disappointed with what I thought was going to be a catastrophic pandemic.

2 Months Ago:
>Millions dead in China
>Wuhan is a ghost town
>Xi is dead
>Mass cremation

Now:
>Yooooooo broooo roll to see if you have aids bro!
>Woahhhhh 5 new cases in *whocaresland*
>Broooooo look someone who was 30 died don't worry about their preexisting hypertension and heart valve failure.
>China's lying broooo even though there's no new videos and they are clearly back to work and things are getting better but just believe me brooooo

At first it was fun, larps of doctors from Wuhan saying 50k dead, videos showing crematories and millions suspected dead.
All threads after #500 have devolved into retarded conspiracy theories and bad math. I watched it happen.
Clearly none of the stuff from the beginning was real; I enjoyed it but with all the new info this is unfortunately nothing.

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I need some proofs

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I dont think so

average incubation is 5 days

Here's the study:
>annals.org/aim/fullarticle/2762808/incubation-period-coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19-from-publicly-reported

>60 new cases in South Africa
GO CORONA GO!

NEET BUX

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Can't disagree with trips like that, thanks swedebro for putting my abstract thoughts into form.

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chinks are dead

Under the ongoing Jewish occupation of Italy, the worst of the Italian people are allowed to be elevated into positions of wealth and influence. Italian capitalists employ hordes of chinese sweatshops in the textile industry, and most of those chinese sweatshop workers are young and had just returned to Italy after celebrating new year in China.

Goyim are paying the price, after the Jews reaped the rewards.

same here, socialbidrag until then boi

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infected

FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

>literally 2 weeks bro
We've been saying it.
Also it tends to go 10x in 14 days according to Spain and Italy.

Why is she so cute in a hazmat suit?

If Coronaposting had its own board, it would be the 4th or 5th largest one on Yas Forums going by current numbers.

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>BREAKING UK reports 714 new cases of coronavirus and 33 new deaths, raising total to 3,983 cases and 177 dead
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241060501972561922

Corona is gonna cleanse SA of AIDS

Was talking with my father about that shit. Yes, jobs will become more avaiable. And, if things change (which I doubt, if we remain under "left" wing politicians and delocalization fanatics) some industries will come back home (even more doubt, but in this case because of Germany, France and the EU, which will never give up the deindustrialization agenda imposed on Italy).
Even if jobs come back, there won't be an ecomomic boom. There's no "post-war reconstruction" to make, all infrastructure is, and will remain, intact and shitty as ever.

Silk Way? What is silk way?
Oh the Chinglish term for Belt and Road initiative?
You slant eyed cat eating son of a bitch shill. I hope your government turns on you and sells you out for the cost of your liver. Filthy chinkroach.

The pubs were shut for St Patrick’s Day in Ireland. Unprecedented.

Because china lied.

so he's running for political office. could have just announced it right there. Might have been hard to talk, with his own dick in his mouth though.

this. it was 90% larping from the start. this virus is probably not going to kill more than 50k by the time it levels off in a few months.

>pubs are closing
>thousands of people flood bars
>many non-symptomatic

You are sooooo fucked

I can't wait to see London implode tbqh, they deserve it.

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Go back to Twitter, Pierce.

Bruh you are fucking with my shmood, you dont need to remind me to hate spics. That started long ago

>UK just starting curve already 700+ a day cases
Herd Immunity truly stronk

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Chimps out are starting in Rio
Bands of homeless people are going around mugging people.
This guy only escaped because he was armed with a gun.
Unfortunately he did not kill anyone, he should have culled the herd of niggers for the greater good.

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Yet another pidorashka propaganda.
Real numbers of infected and dead is prolly 100 times higher.

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Germany just passed Iran in cases

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

well maybe italy just posts real numbers then

No close public transport and Metro system, in Spain Madrid is Still open

same
just 2 more weeks bro

>WE MAY HAVE PROBLEMS AT DISTRIBUTING VACCINES AND THE LACK OF CONFIDENCE OF PEOPLE TOWARDS THEM
>WE MAY HAVE PROBLEMS AT DISTRIBUTING VACCINES AND THE LACK OF CONFIDENCE OF PEOPLE TOWARDS THEM
>WE MAY HAVE PROBLEMS AT DISTRIBUTING VACCINES AND THE LACK OF CONFIDENCE OF PEOPLE TOWARDS THEM
>WE MAY HAVE PROBLEMS AT DISTRIBUTING VACCINES AND THE LACK OF CONFIDENCE OF PEOPLE TOWARDS THEM
>WE MAY HAVE PROBLEMS AT DISTRIBUTING VACCINES AND THE LACK OF CONFIDENCE OF PEOPLE TOWARDS THEM

At this rate half of the country will be infected?

>It attaches itself to your cells the same way HIV does
How does it do this?

>it is permanent just like HIV
Why is it permanent?

>Hyper sensitive immune system which will go nuclear if a reinfection occurs to soon
Why will it go nuclear?

>corona-type viruses only give temporary antibodies.
Define "temporary", and please source this. I've not heard of anything like this so far.

>nCoV contains new HIV-like cleavage site
>archive.is/AhdAT
This is what I gleaned from that article, please tell me if I missed something crucial in it:
>The furin-like cleavage site in the S-protein of 2019-nCoV may have implications for the viral life cycle and pathogenicity.
>In this article, we discuss the possible functional consequences of this cleavage site in the viral cycle, pathogenicity and its potential implication in the development of antivirals.
>In this article, we focus on a specific furin-like protease recognition pattern present in the vicinity of one of the maturation sites of the S protein (Fig. 1B) that may have significant functional implications for virus entry.
Nowhere does it claim that it attaches to cells and is permanent in the same way as HIV.

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>Rio de Janegro
As expected from the worst state

Yeah
It's time to put all the larping into practice
This is a call to arms for personal responsibility
No histrionics
No crowing about what a far sighted genius one was
Just an honest upright man supporting themselves and those around

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Come and take it.

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it's probably going to be millions dead and entire cities turned into ghost towns, just not in China

>US State Leaderboard
220 total deaths
27/50 states (plus DC) on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
75 deaths
>NY:
39 deaths
>CA:
20 deaths
>GA:
13 deaths
>LA:
11 deaths
>FL:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR, WI:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT:
2 deaths
>DC, KS, MD, MO, MS, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH:
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

Washington DC got a death, swamp is being drained

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My wife's son and his daughter just moved in with us. They're actually afraid.

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Once is starts spreading through the Nigerian migrant workers in SA it’s all over for them. No Western aid to give.

b-but what about HERD immunity?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&feature=emb_logo
Where are all the people? This is a city of 10 million, which has been under quarantine (housebound) lockdown for almost 2 months.
They have just been let out, so where are they? They ought to be pouring joyously onto the street, but they decided to stay at home a little longer?

Friendly reminder to take your pills

welcome aboard fren, there's no meat in this bun

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BASEDSTONIA

Man shits really hitting the fan. My grorious country used to be right up there never thought Italy of all places could get this fucked, sucks to be you guys huh

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The 1920s had started off with an economic depression, a global pandemic and a rise in nationalism.

The 2020s has started off with an economic depression, a global pandemic and a rise in nationalism.

What comes next? you guessed it.

Where the nothingburger faggots at now

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>4th highest amount of cases
>Countries near them in terms of number of infections have 1000+ deaths
>Still only has 53 deaths
Germans truly must be the master race

>TAMPONI

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Либepaхy cпpocить зaбыли. Bыдaвиcь к хyям из тpeдa, aвaтapкa, зaeбaл yжe.

Shit lads what's Baz gonna do now?

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>bro trust me bro the chinese are lying. it's going to be the end of the world!!! (just not in china)

Weakling

15k is today's total so far

no doubt for that
no testing — no cases, its easy

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I'm coughing and I have 38 fever.
No breathing problems though. Am I done for?

good luck to all of you!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's like 3 AM in Wuhan dude

hopefully the current cases are mild

Salutations

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nice quads
I recognise that character...

I kinda miss our biggest worries being brexit and trump's angry tweets, but at the same time this chaos is kinda kino

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nos.nl/livestream/npo-nieuws.html

KING WILLIE ABOUT TO MAKE A SPEECH

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Based boomer remover.

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Huh... strange... Not a single politician or entertainment industry elite has had to go into intensive care, let alone died, so far..

Hmmm, weird..

>Where are all the people?
They are all in the factories working. Have to make up the lost production from the previous month, that's why no one is outside.

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>Madagascar

>India

>densely populated places

shit

Shut your face you chinky ladyboi

How much food do you import/export, though?
How about medication?

I cant even imagine how fucked you guys will be in a month, literal apes.

Can't wait for trump to give me more than double my normal NEETbux payment

Nailgun? Nice.... very nice.

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1% death rate is the modest rate of death after contraction.
It also spreads incredibly quickly, has a long incubation period (during which you can still infect others), and could have innumerable lifelong side effects.

Worldmeters see the mistake

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Touhou

Freelance. Learn to copyright. Learn to code. You can do this user.

but the thingh is no mater the time no one is on the street.

There was an Olympic athlete in Iran who died.

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air tools huh.... you've given me an idea

Baz and the lads are going to start a riot. And how that they're no longer in a football and booze-induced docile state, they will finally start to fight the Pakis and Africans

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CHINA SHOULD'VE BEEN BOMBED ALREADY BEFORE THEIR STUPID CITIZENS SPREAD THE DISEASE AROUND THE GLOBE. #FUCKCHINA

It's a fucking live webcam, you idiot. Just go back 10 hours.
I'll wait while you find where the party's at.

Wuhan is a ghost town though chinks lied about their numbers, and the world is about to enter a deep global economic depression. This is the happening of the century so far. I've been keeping track of this happening since there were only 40 cases

>140k tests
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_testing

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it's full of old people and italians slobber all over each other when they greet

i have to go to work at the kroger deli and im gonna die from this shit why didnt i take that job at applebees

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There have been several personalities that have died from it.

>my wife's son
Why didn't his dad come too?

> imagine pissing people off with inactivity

people underestimate how pissed other people can get when someone close dies and you can pinpoint the culprit.
police and military can get decimated by the epidemic so they stay safe even more than normally. first small crimes are not addressed, than bigger crimes can't be dealt with, then fractions form inside the formations. you have no idea how easily a country can be destroyed from the struggle of inside forces.

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...

>worrying about brexit and trump while in hungary
what the fuck are you doing nigger?
inb4 global politics
nah nigger

This. Everyone with an IQ of 120+ saw the base stats of this virus and knew it would be a world changer. Those who the system works for will have cogdis that it’s a nothing burger until grandpa dies. Those who the system doesn’t work for (90% of people on this board) want to see collapse. Notice how it’s always US flags (probably boomers from t_d with 401ks and land due to easy mode life growing up) saying it’s a nothing burger STILL. The US is filled to the brim with obese retards with normalcy bias out the ass. People are off of work and think it’s a vacation. I’ve seen MORE people out and about since before the virus was a thing. If you think Italy is bad just fucking wait until this thing kicks off in major cities here. It’s going to be cataclysmic.

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I guess the silver lining is that you get to be the reasonable one while people start losing their minds in US.

It's a fucking live webcam, idiot. Just go back 10 hours.
I'll wait while you find where the party's at.

They should use this
protezionecivile.gov.it/media-comunicazione/comunicati-stampa/dettaglio/-/asset_publisher/default/content/coronavirus-sono-37-860-i-positivi

you do care, thats why you are searching conformation here

Jesus even when forced by the state to cohabitate for days on end you Swedes will not mate with each other. It’s over

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINOS

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beckershospitalreview.com/infection-control/coronavirus-can-remain-in-air-up-to-3-hours-on-surfaces-for-days-study-finds.html

CORONA STAYS I AIR FOR THREE HOURS

beckershospitalreview.com/infection-control/coronavirus-can-remain-in-air-up-to-3-hours-on-surfaces-for-days-study-finds.html

CORONA STAYS I AIR FOR THREE HOURS

beckershospitalreview.com/infection-control/coronavirus-can-remain-in-air-up-to-3-hours-on-surfaces-for-days-study-finds.html

CORONA STAYS I AIR FOR THREE HOURS

WHO recap: ty margarit

>Intro-WN
every day covid reaches new milestones
Wuhan 2 days no new cases
younger people ARE NOT SPARED,make up a significant portion
"you are not invincible,this virus could put you in hospitals for weeks,or kill you"
collapse of ppe market created difficulties, key concearn for WHO
China supplies WHO
Working w/ companies to increase test/ppe production
avoid sugary drinks, don't smoke, avoid alcohol, exercise
0041798931892 "hi" via whatsapp for WHO chatbot

Q&A
>China?
virus can be suppressed by all society effort-WB
>Spring celebration?
change way you celebrate,SD is key-WB
use technology to stay connected-G
>SD crucial?
it's part of a toolkit
part of the solution, not only answer-WB
SD alone helps a lot-G
>CFR criteria?
depends on country, be careful how you compare countries
important who is infected/tested,etc-G
>India?
tested 30k so far, working hard to have tests available for everyone
we recommend that all suspected/symptomatic cases get tested
testing only first step to containing it-G
>Tedros COPE?
we treat every country the same
principle is to give advice so there is no pressure-WN
>PPE shortage?
asking countries for their gaps and work from there
work with companies to maximize output-WB
without pol-commitment we can't work on this issue-WN
dont hoard masks,frontline needs them-G
>estimations?
will take time
"this is not normal, this ISN'T just a bad flu season, this is systems collapsing"
25% hospital rate-WB
we have to stobbit-G
>vaccine?
20 in dev,building on SARS/MERS work
still time away tho-G
bad vax more dangerous than bad virus
we have to make it excessible for everyone-WB
solidarity's encouraging
pls donate-WN

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>mfw there was at one point over half a million reported deaths at the vatican
The worldmeters updaters are just human after all

so what's your take on what happened in wuhan and the spread up to this point? you prolly saw and read and heard everything i witnessed.

What? This dude runs a fucking bodybuilding YouTube. He's actually a really good interviewer but why the fuck would you vote him for office?

Have a nice weekend guys
You heard what he said?

he's gonna prepare his hazmat suit

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like?

Wake up this morning with pain on my ear its most likely not coronavirus lel but what do you guys recommend? Should i go see a medic?

LMAO 2 MINUTES INTO THE STREAM AND HE'S HAVING A MELTDOWN

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I saw this post: So I used Google to find something about telecom accounts in China and found this in the pic. I think it's saying that they lost accounts.

archive.vn/ipWOu

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Cheers to 250k

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quick run for the mountains of costa rica

So when was the rush hour?
Please point me to the bit where you can see them going to work.

>my wifes son

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Cure when?

I call bullshit.

Oh... An Iranian... What a coincidence.. An enemy of the U.S/EU/NATO.. Damn what a coincidence...

Not talking about some random personality frmo an ESL country with no influence on the world stage, I'm talking about the likes of Idris Elba, Justin Treudeus wife, GOP politicians, etc. .

KEEP YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS CLOSED. KEEP CAR WINDOWS SHUT AND NO AC

Nothing wrong here citizen, move along now.

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Can't drink through the hazmat suit lad

kek, people believe china, what do you think are the actual numbers? based on matematical graph prediction

>126 NEW CASES IN IRELAND

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I don't even have a reaction image for this.

lmao he's raging

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Here's the second part.

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SEE THIS YOU RETARDS, ITS THE ONLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION IN THIS WHOLE THREAD
>SEE THIS YOU RETARDS, ITS THE ONLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION IN THIS WHOLE THREAD
SEE THIS YOU RETARDS, ITS THE ONLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION IN THIS WHOLE THREAD
>SEE THIS YOU RETARDS, ITS THE ONLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION IN THIS WHOLE THREAD
SEE THIS YOU RETARDS, ITS THE ONLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION IN THIS WHOLE THREAD

Israel has 705 cases and zero deaths.
Just sayin....

I just heard from a bong friend who works as a cop that Prince Phillip is dead and they are bracing to contain the panic.It hasn't been announced yet.

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I've just developed a slight cough and am producing light colored sputum. Tickle high in the back of my throat. What should I be doing/taking right now to increase my chances of survival?

No, I'm socializing with my bros.

Lookner in full meltdown

>let's ignore the domesticated animals that have coevolved with us for thousands of years and which have generally proven to be safe for consumption
>instead, let us eat these small, wild winged mammals. They sure look appetizing! what could go wrong?

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didn't he have leukemia though?

This is the mindset of every retard in America right now..."This can't be real...its to stop trump. trump is so awesome this must be a plan to get him out of office." Hey doosh...give us some videos of you coughing up a lung in a few weeks...until shut the fuck up and let the intelligent people talk.

It's been 30 years since I knew how to speak Italian mate.
Io non capice niente.

See the recoveries. Very low too. Germany has a ton of ventilators and is just keeping everyone alive on them

The numbers will come up eventually

Why are you giving (you)s to obvious bait?

Game Over

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YES
YES
YES

WE DID IT

Almost everything is imported, water as well to the point we recycle shit&piss water to drink. We're fucked too man just a matter of time
Its Kaguya from touhou, Mokou's partner in never-ending existence

>so he's running for political office
that makes sense. It's really easy to preach that sappy bullshit when you are not personally effected by this. If things were actually really bad, like supply lines crumbling bad, I wonder if he would give his last piece of bread away to help his community

>Brexit
Will destabilize the EU in the long term. Hungary is part of EU.
>Trump
Destabilization of the global economy is of concern to Hungary, considering that we are part of it :|

Bioweapon yes. Origin, probably china but then out of nowhere

>Israel offers a vaccine that they had been developing by pure luck for coronavirus strains
>Jews kveteched and churned out paranoid denials without any accusations at all

Really makes you think

:thinkingemoji:

So does corona damage your lungs as bad as pneumonia or worse?

ты cкoзaл?

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link pls

reminder

disregard chinks

do not associate with chinks

note: Japanese/Koreans are fine. Chinks are not the same.

I feel bad for you. Literally paying for supplies and allowing a dyke to consume said supplies

LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
>LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
>LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
>LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
>LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED
>LOOKNER IS FUCKING PISSED

2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
>2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
>2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
>2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!
2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!

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Substantial if accurate

Get sunlight, exersise, eat health foods.

If you use those .50 caliber muzzle-loader projectiles, you could get some pretty good muzzle energy out of it even at moderate PSI.
>Why would a country with very close ties to China be affected sooner than countries without close ties to China? Clearly it must be Americans who are at fault!
Take your meds, Ahmed.

Here

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>oh yes haha it was bat soup of course! and those dirty markets! just ignore the biowarfare lab.

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some user made this

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youtube.com/watch?v=aCXvgbOpbcI

amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/16/vittorio-gregotti-renowned-italian-architect-dies-of-coronavirus-at-92

Fuck off Jew. We will make lampshades of you :-)

Just look at the numbers

2,682 CASES NEW CASES IN NY CITY SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!

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Preppers already buy food for more one year.

>5,986 new cases and 627 new deaths in Italy.
holy shit

Я бы нe пoвepилa ни eдинoмy cлoвy этих пидpoв дaжe в пьянoм бpeдy.

TWENTY SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO CASES IN NEW YOUR SINCE LAST NIGHT

>TWENTY SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO CASES IN NEW YOUR SINCE LAST NIGHT

TWENTY SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO CASES IN NEW YOUR SINCE LAST NIGHT

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who is this giant nosed jew?

F
At least here in Canada we are net food exporters. We're totally fucked when it comes to medication, though.

>muh global politics
nah nothing retarded will effect you more than you could actually do to improve your situation yourself
literally stop shitposting and do something worthwhile

Ok Chang

Well you're french, you were done for the moment your baguette of a mother shat you out.

MexiCHAD Here.

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Stop posting this. It's fundamentally wrong and looks like shit, and that meme graph discredits it a lot.

Use this one instead.

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>If you point out the fact that the supposedly old and socially active elite of the U.S/EU/NATO are being infected but neither being hospitalized and dying, you are an "Ahmed" who must "take his meds"
Haha ok Jew.

This is so exploitable

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Well. I did say she paid for her half.
I knew she would, she's a smart girl. She just wasn't smart enough to do it herself.

When she gave me the money I literally spent all of it on ammo the same day.
This was in februari.

>лa
)))

use this for next OP

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LOOKNER LOOKING RED AS EVER
FUCKING LMAO

how much longer until he is disapeared

>Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
>archive.is/OYnJ0

That's not what the CDC data says at all.
That's what the Yahoo article says, and it's wrong.

/r/ing the early chinese healthcare personel internet leak showing the real numbers of dead, infected and recovered. As far I remember it was about 15% that died. forgot to save it.

Thanks very much in advance

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link?

Nah it's not the most parsimonious solution.

cиcьки или пoшлa нaхyй, ты знaeшь пpaвилa.

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remember kiddos: they aren't "mass graves" they are "freedom pits"

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Who?

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Italy is part of NATO, you absolute brainlet.

>Oh btw, deaths are up in Spain, Italy, Germany and UK aswell

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What does it mean? I don't know numbers and I flunked out of the University of Guam.

youtube.com/watch?v=aCXvgbOpbcI

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