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Yas Forums are seething.

Home gym elite here

It's over lads
Hundreds of years of pub history coming to an end

Might as well burn the fucking flag

Barmageddon

Depends on whether there's a precedent

How much worse does it have to get before they up and declare 2 weeks national quarantine?

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Offeys are fine. Especially supermarket booze

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>london pride
lmfao what a fucking shithole

Roidheads and social butterflies aren't going to listen to any of this unless its enforced

Neets btfo

Wagies get 6.6k for free

If you can find any in them, though
Next panic buy will be the 24 packs of stella and carlsberg heh

Bloke down the pub is crying Loool

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They're gradually leading up to it.

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I'm going maccky D's. One last double nd frys

What you're going to do with your RISHIBUXX?
Also, my mate just called from Tesco, it's under siege. Almost no alcohol, pretty much no food.

>big poz load
every time

youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

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>rishibuxx
>not Paki Pounds

That's a beer brand you numpty.

Owner just came in
Staying open tonight
Quick lads get down ya local and get em in

based and cyanide-pilled

enjoy your gay beer

>go to jim
>jim closed
>wonder aimless
>home for £30 teinshake
theyll live

Next week is gonna be mental

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G A Y

N I G G A S

W I T H

C O R O N A

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Mark my words lads tonight is going to be mental. Last chance for a night out people are gonna go nuts.

You first, please

lmao at Britcel attempts to rationalise your impotence

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Love you lads, lots

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rozzers will be getting fucked

I'd smash the fuck out of all those slags bar the tranny on the far right

if you can't get laid tonight you never will

>Support for the charity sector
Nigga what the fuck is peston on about

Who gives a fuck about charities losing money during this when we are getting CORONABUX

lmao at your larping as an italian to try and make Britain seem less shit

Calisthenics chads win once again
Have fun slowly turning into a DYEL while my gains keep increasing, gonna enjoy my mountain of pussy once all of this is over

i will die a virgin from corona.. fuck..

How many buckets will you have tonight?

>off for 2 months looking for jobs
>get job just before corona hits, start date set to indefinite but will have job regardless when back to normal
>government pays for me to sit on my ass for 3 more months
Comfy

we'll still be drinkin innadoors thanks to 80% wages being paid out to everyone who can't work
GIMME DAT GIBS
GIMME DAT
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GIMME DAT GIBS
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GIMME DAT GIBS
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GIBS GIMME GIMME DAT GIBS

Drink at home. It's cheaper, and the tables' not sticky.

the tranny on the far right would smash the fuck out of you

Loool

John Mcdonald seething.

Somebody asked how would reddit twist this.

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>in the downing street

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Welcome to communist Britain

How's that going to work?
Asking because I put my notice in before Corona went big and now I might be jobless longer than I intended.

Brexit provides the Nationalist and Corona provides the Socialist

Almost there lads

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when is boris going to address the fact that less than 25% of closed cases have "recovered" in the uk so far?

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Hearing a lot of coofs.

I'm still confused about this pay grant thing.
I was laid off this morning.
So will i be getting paid or not?

>jim

ya i would just let sandniggers rape my women too if this is what they looked like.

Where my comrades at!!

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Why blank out their screen names?

It's always like this. They ain't testing wide enough, and depends who gets it.

conservatives will make the first non-white prime minister, Rishi Sunak

Literally nothing about this image is false. It is what everyone outside of Liverpool thinks.

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Britcels can't even talk about anything serious anymore because they all realise deep down they're a meaningless atomised materialistic piece of shit.

No, it's only for full time employees. Your boss cucked you out of NEETBUXX.

I don't knoiw what the FUCK'S going on

Don't know, habit.

>i hope this remains permanent because it highlights the need for "socialist" policies in times of crisis
>remains permanent
>in times of crisis

>less than 25%
>picture shows 26%
STATE OF YOU

Here

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youtube.com/watch?v=N9iMwAIBpZM

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Nothing new there pal. You'll live.

wtf I love being ruled by Turko Jews now

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are you actually Italian?
I always find it hard to believe when other nationalities actually like this country

i hope your happy Yas Forums

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Country's fucked, we're probably all going to die because a Chinaman got the munchies for a flying rodent, more at 11

It works because this will take at least 3 months to clear up so the bennies will flow

Because these are all the old fucks and weak cunts that are in hospital with it.

Landlords: Mad
Greggs: Nationalised
BorisBunce: Incoming
JUCHE LIVES! TRACTOR PRODUCTION ALREADY UP 200%
youtube.com/watch?v=UWW2lY2fdg4

Good goy, good goy.

i slept in the grounds of that hotel in a tent without paying (it's now a hotel theme park type thing)

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Oh :(

people have died since the last update. the "recovered" percentage is getting lower and lower every hour.

Imagine still putting your faith in the British establishment

omg I can't stop laughing at you people

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youtu.be/70B0Tomvga8

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Oh :(
Yes, are u new? lol

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They're fine, the pakis still had 3 for a tenner wine earlier, that stuff's usually gone in an instant. They were also selling bottles of hand sanitiser for £7.50, propped right there on the front counter.

youtu.be/CsLhNxzwK1Y

So uhhh isn't this just going to bankrupt the country (even more so)?

I ‘ate communism but the govt better pay my wage. Simple as

Reminder: Potato niggers and their descendents aren't human

don't look at me i did all my panic buying in early feb
i haven't been in a shop since

What time does UK update cases ?

Yeah, the next austerity is going to suck.

to be fair what else could they of done.

Actually based. Good man

>12 weeks to turn the tide

What he means is

>12 weeks to survive as best we can

Some things are uncivilized to eat. Bats being one of them, insects being another so on so forth.

So they onloy pay your wages if the company has said you to stop going to work, but what abotu my company for instance, they have said they are going to try and continue operqting, so i guess I just have to keep gongi to work as normal and getting regular money or some shit i dunno fuck boris

Nooooooo
Not the puberino

Local club is boarding up its windows and doors. Shitstorm incoming

If you were employed on 28th feb possibly. Some CBI bint was on about it.

Yes. And where does the.money come from?
Is £1Trillion worth 100k boomers?

That's £10million per boomer.

AHAHAHA the absolute state of you grugg brains

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we'll still be relatively less fucked then pretty much everyone else
will be interesting to see how that works out

>bankrupt the country
oh no he doesnt understand basic economics

Country's fucked because careless hubris-filled Chinamen decided to try to experiment with bioweapons.

After this over, it'll probably lead to a war you know.

Give out vouchers for food, offer for people made homeless to be put up in hotels until this is over.

Nothing about what they just announced is conservative

Wont have any money for war. Easier to spam a few nukes eastwards.

oh the depression thats coming after this will lead to a world war somewhere.

Why are you posting articles from Friday July 26 2019?

Just convinced me American girlfriend the British army were sending Chinese people to "wellness camps" and made it sound like they were concentration camps n she believed me lol daft slag

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Good morning sleeping beauty.

This is brexit pie chart tier b8, kys yourself

I don't know, but my money is on 40 deaths today

The Tories will save us

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Good, finally I can commit Private Pyle.

that guy has been spamming that shit for days

Depends how rich they are, inheritance tax in the UK is SAVAGE

...the world?

me too lel

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We must pull together and work collectively. Funny isn't it, it was Boz Jong Un and not Corbyn who revived British socialism
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>girlfriend
>American

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>Britcels
>fighting a war

lmao my sides please stop

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Benito watch this, it's James Bond tier goodness

I seriously hope you faggots stacked up on gold and silver while it was still cheap.

>invasive
>colonize
>take it into your hands
This bitch is randy for the Big British Cock

they already updated it

>A further 39 people who tested positive for coronavirus have died, NHS England has announced. That brings the total number of confirmed reported deaths in England to 167.

But you've just made her hate the British, shes going to cheat on you as revenge.

You've done a number on yourself

>brit/pol/ 2019
lads after brexit what eill we do for entertainment
>brit/pol/ 2020
m8 pubs shut

just stocked up on wine. there was a near argument in the shop between the cashier and a norfman over how much guinness he could buy. brother lost his job at a bar tonight too cos of this

Emergency VAT rate of 0% would help a lot, and suspending or slashing council taxes seeing as they're shutting down most services that money goes to.

checked and wew'd and that meme needs a 20mph sign

What, every Coronavirus death inheritance goes to gov. Could be an angle. Not £1 Trillion worth though.

Still a horrendous waste of money.

But then, money is a social construct.

Someone good at drawing should make a virgin Alistair Darling Vs Chad Rishi

Anyone who was still going to pubs is a complete fucking moron.

You could be either carrying it and spreading it or you could catch it yourself.

Either way, contributing to the spread and therefore to more deaths.

British people are trash. Pic related.

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pride can still mean proud. don't let the gays steal it

Only thing that counts is land and guns. Everything else is vanity.

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why do you envy our anarchist ways?