Brit/pol/ BorisBux Edition

How long do I stay in house for? Is the pubs open yet?

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I hope you're happy with yourselves pol, you did this

So 170 Lords called for UBI

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/coronavirus-universal-basic-income-uk-mps-lords-boris-johnson-a9413046.html

Here buddy
> No PPE
> Going to sick as fuck patients
> We're all doomed

Admin for muh NHS apparently counts, but they're giving me a laptop so I don't have to mix with the proles and the infected in the hospital any longer.

Here but I'm definitely fucking not, I work in a pawn shop.

splitting is worse than tolerating some karen

Just saying though

David Cameron is an absolute fucking wanker.

I'm stuck in an office calling people all day so not so bad for me.

Stay safe lad.

MoD keyworker boys

Pubs will be chock-a-block tonight, people getting one last skin-full in

HOW IS GERMANY DEATH RATE SO LOW??!?!????

I know its serious, but just the phrase "Cant get me fruits and veggies" is fucking hilarious.

Pubs are closing lads get in here now and get your last pint

>off for 2 months looking for jobs
>get job just before corona hits, start date set to indefinite but will have job regardless when back to normal
>government pays for me to sit on my ass for 3 more months
Comfy

Because they’re drinking jugs full of beer

reminder that this virus won't suddenly disappear. that window closed in december.

They're recording deaths from underlying condition+corona as underlying condition deaths.

lads can i be paid in cash instead of paye, and claim coronabucks?

i'll going down the pub to get me a skin-full and a bird YOU in a minute if you're not careful

They’ve covered up rapes in Cologne, they’ll cover up this as well.

Can't argue with that 2bh, Gov should be directly supplying esentials for workers like her during this time

Clearly there's zero chance of civil unrest in London under a Tory government. Everything is under control.

lmao at Brincels

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>paying % of wage instead of a US handout
Fuuuuck I'm still being paid normally though

What drugs have you done

>here proles, have some scraps while we lock you all up, sack you and put you on rations
fools

>have diabetes
>someone pushes me off a cliff, i die from the fall
>cause of death: diabetes
makes sense

Hello seethenonce

LMAO, based and grim up norf pilled

I'll take me bloody belt to ya

When are the kikes gonna release the cure!

>Is the pubs open yet?
It's lent, you stupid faggot. You shouldn't be out getting wasted.

Thank Corona for saving your soul.

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I don't give a fuck about the BoJobucks. I'm not helping myself to the free money. I just want to live, give me that instead. I am going off grid. And I am going to survive. I will continue. I will.

I will take that instead of the free neetbux.

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when's domcum going to pay virologists a million a year to incentivise a cure?

I'm a support worker, we're still working and won't be stopping, so do I not get borrisbuxs?

Rat packs are better tucker than most scummy pleb families buy

PUBS OPEN

>tfw self-isolated casual employee
>tfw only getting £94 a week for statuatory sick pay
Is it worth me applying for universal credit too, or nah?

Nice LARP lad.

This. I just want to fucking survive this. I want to die around 78 years of age, not at 29 because either some chink chowed down on a bat or some lab tech forgot to wash his hands.

>Is it worth me applying for universal credit too, or nah?

yeah you start at £250 a week and it goes down like 60p for each pound you earn

Not a LARP this time. Just a notice of intent to HM Government.

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Just apply, takes 10 minutes and they'll tell you what you'll get if anything

That's the spirit. Let's do this. If we can.

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>Newcastle man admits inciting terror attacks in Germany

praise kek

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>government paying 85% of wages
>everyone is now an employee of the state but not producing anything
why are we turning communist in response to a crisis created by the failures of a communist state?

It's ok I got some bottles of headrot cider from the local booze shop. Thanks though.

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I applied today, be prepared to stay on hold for a couple of hours to arrange your interview. On the plus side it's a phone interview.

PUBS ARE CLOSING

TIME TO PANIC BUY BOOZE

NEETs don't get Borisbux right>
>they better not

Based and moatpilled

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alcoholic shit heads on suicide watch

good first the boomers and not the scum.

The alternative is total societal breakdown

They have been doing that in ALDI for the last week mate

Staying at home on 60k salary. Not doing any work

This guy is going to post *now

cant break what doesnt exist
there is no society in the uk anymore, just a bunch of sociopathic consumer drones that work from cradle to grave in dead end jobs for the latest iphone

OMG HOD DID YOU KNOW, ARE YOU ONE OF THEM MAGIC MIND CUNTS

More like
>have diabetes
>someone force feeds you 20 cans of red bull
>cause of death: Diabetes

Cheers boys. I suffer from Rheumatoid Arthritis but its very mild and doesn't prevent me from working, don't think I'd qualify for disability/PIP payments but we shall see what I can get.