/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2320 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Looks like they are anticipating supply chain disruptions.

(Not for public distribution lol)

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

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threadly reminder that in China, there a millions fucking murdered by Corona-chan!

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We need more pregnant Corona-chan

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CHYKNEEZ VIRUS

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based gandalf

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>5986 new cases and 627 new deaths in Italy. Deaths include a 48-year-old woman who worked as a supermarket cashier in Brescia and died at home after developing a high fever at the beginning of this week, and a 47-year-old Army of Carabinieri emergency number command center operator in Bergamo who had been hospitalized in intensive care

>40 new deaths in the United Kingdom, 39 in England, 1 in Wales

>3474 new cases and 9 new deaths in Germany

>2335 new cases and 210 new deaths in Spain

>2526 new cases and 13 new deaths in the United States
>Pennsylvania: Governor Wolf orders all businesses that aren’t ‘life-sustaining’ to close
>New York: Governor Cuomo orders 100% of all non-essential workers to stay home

news.yahoo.com/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-fake-whistleblowers-191300391.html

>China's coronavirus recovery is 'all fake,' whistleblowers and residents claim

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>mfw another 600 of the worst ally died

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gg

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your mother will die in her sleep tonight star boy

And are managing the message to prevent panic.

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

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Italy will hit 1000 deaths in a day

Italy reports 5,986 new cases of coronavirus and 627 new deaths
>Italy reports 5,986 new cases of coronavirus and 627 new deaths
Italy reports 5,986 new cases of coronavirus and 627 new deaths
>Italy reports 5,986 new cases of coronavirus and 627 new deaths
Italy reports 5,986 new cases of coronavirus and 627 new deaths
>Italy reports 5,986 new cases of coronavirus and 627 new deaths

2020 is going to be even worse for Italy than 1943.

How’d I do with last nights prep? Not much tp tho

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>US State Leaderboard
216 total deaths
27/50 states on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
75 deaths
>NY:
36 deaths
>CA:
20 deaths
>GA:
13 deaths
>LA:
11 deaths
>FL:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR, WI:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT:
2 deaths
>KS, MD, MO, MS, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH:
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

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>g-germany h-help

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found this legend. Someone please translate.

youtube.com/watch?v=AQ3fAU6GHC4

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So bongs, now that clubs and pubs are shut, how long do we have to wait until the riots start?

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>Asked how he was protecting Mexico, López Obrador removed two religious amulets from his wallet and proudly showed them off.

“The protective shield is the ‘Get thee behind me, Satan,’” López Obrador said, reading off the inscription on the amulet, “Stop, enemy, for the Heart of Jesus is with me.”
BASED MEXICO

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What'ya listenin' /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=93WKtrmQJTs

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Anybody got info/pics on the tanks being moved into SW Fl recently? (((google))) has zero relevant results as expected, but ddg and bing are also useless on this. Fucks sake why did we give these companies unlimited censorship powers uncontested? If it'd be inconvenient for people to know about something, you WON'T know of it and we let this happen.

This vodka faggots been shilling this shit for a while now. Sure would be a shame if he caught coronachan

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>killing myself when I've never felt so alive

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Thread theme
ooooo shit
youtu.be/ugtN6HCqatc?t=28
youtu.be/ugtN6HCqatc?t=28
youtu.be/ugtN6HCqatc?t=28

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First time saving this stupid meme lul

IS THIS LEGIT BNO hasnt posted anything from madagascar yet

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>youtube.com/watch?v=yiQRHBVe47A

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Did we ask too much for a happening? This is probably bigger than 9/11.

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you first, faggot. do it live

Imagine being a gook. I hope you understand that pretending to be a human doesn't make you one

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>Italy
+627 deaths

When will Corona-chan have had her fill?

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>Deaths include a 48-year-old woman who worked as a supermarket cashier in Brescia and died at home after developing a high fever at the beginning of this week
was probably overworked, also had a lot of stress
> and a 47-year-old Army of Carabinieri emergency number command center operator in Bergamo who had been hospitalized in intensive care
probably had ptsd preexisting conditions, was gonna die anyway

this is nothinburger, just a flu bro, move along

627 DEATHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You fuckers have no soul. If this shit kill us all I will die happy knowing that your kind was erased from this place. FUCK YOU ALL.

youre next herdboi

Wrath of God, Repent
Kill yourself chang.

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>herd immunity

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>mfw I am living the end of contemporary age and human civilization as we know it

KOROSHO KOROSHO SLAVA BOGU KOROSHO
LIFE IS GOOD LIFE IS GREAT
IT'S A CHANCE TO CELEBRATE
KOROSHO KOROSHO
IT'S A PARTY IT'S A BALL
AND AIN'T NOTHING GONNA GET ME DOWN AT ALL

youtube.com/watch?v=acTT862craE

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Italy just fucking stop

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>Italy will report 1k+ deaths every day starting from wednestay if trend continue

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anyone else concerned that the daily new # of cases are surpassing 25,000? There were 26,500 yesterday there will probably be 30,000+ today

>When will Corona-chan have had her fill?
N E V E R

Friendly reminder to podi podmoisya Manya

I remember how yesterday it was all EUUUEUEEURGH LESS DEATHS THAN YESTARDEY NURNBERGBURGER CUNTFORMED!

NOTHINGBERGS BTFO

researchers over here are predicting that we will reach 3 thousand cases by next tuesday

if you all think italy is bad, just wait another week so we can catch up

its much bigger

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My fellow Americans, remember to spend your trumpbucks IMMEDIATELY after they are assigned. DO NOT throw them into your savings, they'll be rendered worthless when the dollar collapses. Just buy something of actual material value while you still can

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Sister lives in California, and I moved out to the east coast. She sent me this not too long ago.
Just a flu bros. Don't mind the LAPD driving around like the military, for your own safety of course.

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me in the back

>BREAKING

The Bavarian minister Markus Söder just announced that the whole province of Bavaria will be under curfew starting Saturday midnight.

will this mask save me from kung flu?

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You don't need to. Fever? Cough? Pain in chest? Congrats, you're corona-chan pozzed.

SHIP PP
>SHIP PP
SHIP PP
>SHIP PP
SHIP PP
>SHIP PP
SHIP PP
>SHIP PP

Is this code for sending dicc pix ?

Oh shit, here we go again...

WE ARE SO DEAD

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This one faggot in particular is a commie shill. Proof is in #2315

/QUITJOB/ REPORT
FUCK THIS COUNTRY MY "ESSENTIAL" JOB ISN'T WORTH THE DEATH OF MY FAMILY

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It will peak in 2-4 weeks

youtube.com/watch?v=P6fdJKTyEC0

the Great Daemoness of 2020 will win, unfortunately.

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If you ignore the chinese numbers, which you should, the death rate is about 30%

Absolutely horrifying.

After this is all said and done, however far off that might be, what is the international community gonna do about China? Public sentiment will be bloodthirsty.

>PHYSICAL DISTANCING IS MORE RECOMMENDED NOW, NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>PHYSICAL DISTANCING IS MORE RECOMMENDED NOW, NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>PHYSICAL DISTANCING IS MORE RECOMMENDED NOW, NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING.

the burgers should've used more napalm, i really hope you die.