/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2318 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Trump is going back to damage control mode

The internal briefings must be getting awful

So we can agree the west is shit at containing viruses?

Reminder that underneath the died/recovered ratio you'll see posted everywhere, a not insignificant number of people are going to come out of the recovery like this:
twitter.com/SyedRezaMehdi/status/1240993488482832384

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Hopefully soon. I want my family to no longer have to go out for work.

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nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nbc-news-employee-dies-after-testing-positive-coronavirus-n1164696

BLACKS CONFIRMED NOT IMMUNE TO COVID19

Fauci is a /cvg/ plant confirmed.

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Everyone is bad at it.

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If we wash our hands, everyone will be cured.

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I had the same concern as you did so I decided to run the numbers without china's deaths/recoveries
Worldwide is 7282 dead 16412 recovered so around 30% lethality

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This guy created COVID-19 in BSL-4 Canada laboratory and was stolen by the chinese.

"World-renowned HIV researcher Frank Plummer, 67, dies"
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51317386

"The world-renowned microbiologist was most widely recognised for his ground-breaking work on understanding HIV transmission.

Dr Plummer, 67, was also recognised for leadership roles in the Sars, H1N1 flu and Ebola epidemics."

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So, reinfections are true or not? If I get the virus i become immune?

Wuhan kung flu defeated

French virology team found mixing hydroxycholoroquine with azithromycin had a 100 percent cure rate on the patients they tested, check it out.

google.com/amp/s/techcrunch.com/2020/03/19/french-study-finds-anti-malarial-and-antibiotic-combo-could-reduce-covid-19-duration/amp/

coof no more lads we got her

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WHAT THE FUCK SPICER IS A REPORTER NOW?!

Pretty impressive i‘d say

Remember to not fall for confirmation bias. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down. Everything will be fine.

Wow, way to ruin the meme

>15:40: 2,333 new cases and 208 new deaths in Spain.

What's up with spain and pandemics?

Just got back from fishing, what's tne bad word from today? Did I miss Italy numners yet?
No shit, it was all cope, everyone can get infecred.

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inconclusive
might just be bad testing and low viral loads

Fauci btfo'd you HCQ fags just now on live TV.

trump is live, watch 2x speed to catch up youtube.com/watch?v=AXbxNT4ncXo

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How are you holding up? What will you do when they call lock down?

>Still can't understand shit at the presser

Is it my PC bros? I can hear him now but it's garbled shit and i can't understand anything

Trump is going off

he posted it the other day. Just call him out and he shuts up. A genuine untermensch lol

He's gonna recover right?

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That one reporter is going to have PTSD for the rest of his life from that verbal asaault earlier.

BERGAMO!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=fbIrOzex4J0

This is the report where chinese employees of Mr. Plummer stole the virus and brought it to Wuhan BSL-4 lab.
sciencemag.org/news/2019/07/mystery-surrounds-ouster-chinese-researchers-canadian-laboratory?fbclid=IwAR1Bp76Yek6jjoJBHAcvbPwCIdXFMwv7oY8DIh4_wCffe3_qLjAcaA1gyp0

not until all the infected spring breakers head back to middle-america.

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Seriously guys how did the Nazis do it?

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So the Euro was cancelled and now Europe is competing who gets the most Corona cases?

TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
>TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
>TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
>TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
>TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT
>TRUMP BLASTING JOURNOS LEFT AND RIGHT

italy gonna be good, nc mountain psycho.

i tried :

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

ASKING ABOUT THEIR JOURNALISTS INSTEAD OF COVID 19 FUCKING REPORTERS

Well, if you say so

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there are no reinfections documented. You just test negative and later positive but it was always there.

fucking based

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I won't say any names...Oh yeah, Diane Feinstein.

>Changing the subject from Covid to "REE QUIT YELLING AT JOURNALISTS"

Arabs start dying in France.
They are the population with the more hypertension and diabetes, which are the biggest aggravating factors when you have the coronavirus.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-fXZb-pTgI4

Just getting enough for surviving

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You gotta pump up those numbers

Got any more vids from Italy?

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>6 million lies

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>She lost her mother, two brothers and a sister to coronavirus within a week

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/20/health/new-jersey-coronavirus-victims/index.html

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Honestly I have never been more entertained in my life

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We'll do our best!

sbane bros watch this!

youtube.com/watch?v=g5GrJrdM0sM

All kinds of narratives being slowly pushed by our government here and their online minions.
>Rich people coming from Europe caused the spread
>The Italian Virus
>Avoids talking about how gypsies are travelling freely for hundreds of miles, spreading the virus with them
>Focuses on 2 or 3 cases of always white upper middle class people that violated their quarantine
>Bootlicking Tweets every single day "obey the state goy"

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according to this recent article, the BRAZIL strain of corona is the most mutated version of corona found so far......

en.as.com/en/2020/03/17/football/1584450902_468482.html

>"almost all of the viruses sequenced to date have presented some differences to the first. The most in one case, isolated in Brazil, has 16 mutations."

HOW LONG TILL BRAZIL cORONA MUTATES WITH BATS TO FORM SPANISH FLU 2.0 LIKE THAT user PREDIcTED ???

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CHING CHONG REPORTER

>niggers
>niggers
Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers. 4 niggers? 5?

Telecom lost 5 million users too.
What the fuck is happening in China?

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241025420562178050

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Sheit i do not want this crap

Here you bud

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THATS A CHINK KILL HER
>THATS A CHINK KILL HER
THATS A CHINK KILL HER
>THATS A CHINK KILL HER
THATS A CHINK KILL HER
>THATS A CHINK KILL HER

What happens in argentina. Hyperinflation welcome to 1987 faggot, spoilers, we survived.

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r8 preps for the weekend

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cope, white women would rather date the ugliest niggers than you pigskins

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Happening is cancelled corona chan is officially dead scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3075995/coronavirus-hokkaido-end-state-emergency-schools

why it's always the canadians

>chink reporter

THEYRE ALL INFECTED

Bill Just got jard redpilled kek
Proba ly 3-4k like uesterday, if it's more then god help us all.

Listening to Trump is surreal, the way he talks is surreal, you'd never think somebody who talks like that would ever be in such a position of power

Peter got BTFO a female journalist is whiteknighting for him

WAIFU

Hopefully soon spring breakers are a plague even without an actual plague going around.

Yeah, that was stupid.
HIT THE DECK, THIS CHINK REPORTER IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL.

>jennifer zeng
mutt propagandist

Eat a fucking vegtable.

>CHINESE JOURNALIST TRYING TO GET HER KUNG-FLU IN
>KEEPS GETTING CUT OFF

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Easy.
I can burn 6 gorillions of imaginable bodies too.

Thanks Mr. Kaffir.

I recall reading that recovery from lung damage caused by corona might take 20-25 years in some cases. If so, he's pretty fugged.

listen to yourself

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Communist goverment and natural incompetence

kek they always forget to censor something

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>people dying
>making jokes about deep state

please wake me from this fever dream

Brazil in state of public disaster.

Can someone check the numbers for south korea please?

are there any cases of monkeys/chimps at the zoo getting corona????

>8 million dead
Can they incinerate that many bodies in given time? Maybe they hired some Germans
Honestly its probably a mix of lack of money to afford to pay bills given the economic situation and other things including death.
but still its concerning

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TRUMP IS RILED

>WAIFU
More like WAIFLU

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>DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT *wink wink*
Topkek

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do you have the 20k one

i dont get the joke

hueland will be the brazil of latin america

Ghettos RIP

t. soros

The entire world is in a state of disater

He's a treasure.

OUT OUT OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT

Holding up fine, still getting mocked by boomers when I enter public. Not really sure what I'll do when lockdown hits, because it would be illegal to discuss

Oooo, that journo question got him to "demand" there would be no stock buybacks. Good journo, good.

>youtu.be/NJvdhALGV_8

thread theme

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>PLEASE HELP
PLEASE HELP
>PLEASE HELP
PLEASE HELP
>PLEASE HELP
PLEASE HELP
>PLEASE HELP
PLEASE HELP

Colleagues, sorry to bother you, I know you are very busy bringing calm to society and beating this thing, also I know you probably won't respond the enquire of a humble independent biochemist doctor like myself.
But what the hell, I'll ask you anyway maybe if you can spare me a minute of your precious time you could help me save my patient life (he is a good man with three kids, he deserves it!)

My patient (38, male) is still OP

The amount of control the US government is gaining now over corporations and over the population is amazing. Before WW2 no one in America paid any significant amount of Income Taxes, yet everyone pays it now. Once the government gets power it doesn't give power back.

The FED is now talking about buying stocks in companies, Trump just said he wants companies to never buyback stock anymore (which is right but shouldn't be a government mandate), people are being given money directly, etc. The government now has more control over everything than it has ever had before and most of this will not be walked back once the virus is done.

can someone post the 1 roll a day pasta?

LMFAO

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I'm hearing rumors from good sources that Massachusetts is going into shelter in place later this afternoon

he's on fire today it's great

>b-b-b-b-but only old people are an issue

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Coronavirus is a hoax by bill gates

so, nothing changed

Thank god. Imagine the world if they were immune. We'd be sent back to the stone age while all the whites and yellows hid inside.

what in the fuck man

>AGGRESSIVE TYPING NOISES
Where the fuck are they getting the sound input from?

Who the fuck is running the A/V in the White House?

Hire me Daddy Trump we'll make pressers great again

Finally did some panic shopping last night fore everything closed how’d I do.

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So, you mutts just killed 13 millions of innocent chinese people and proud of it?

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dead, in work camps for wrong think, or industrial collapse.

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Dishonorable missr president why u say corona virus is chinese virus is most shamefur

I'm looking but can't find much info on it.

dope.

Nah more like he started the virus to make a placebo "cure" to enslave the feeble minded.

tf is that? weed?

Some are probably just left to decompose in their sealed off commieflats.

(You)

If 200 Chinese can fit into a cargo container, I guess they can burn 500 per each of the 40+ Wuhan mobile incinerators, daily

>25-49

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WE'RE SENDING THEM BACK

Carlos pls

It is the fusion of sate and corporate interests. Happens in every Imperium. We are honestly right in line with Spenglers projections. Caesar will be here in the next few decades.

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Degenerate/10

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Do you have or foes anyone have the 250k one?

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Obviously

yeeeeaaaa boy

They soon won‘t be able to mock anyone anymore.
Yeah, understandable.
I hope you‘ll get trough this in one piece. Take care... i really worry about homeless people right now. My dad has been living on the streets for a while, so this hits close to home. Stay strong.

Daily reminder that the real chaos begins April 1st, when people who now have no job are faced with bills and rent.
It will be the funniest April 1st.

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Yes.

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>everything closed
The weed man is an essential store in San Francisco, aren't they all open? Liquor stores are

Shit really shouldnt be legal for you unless its legal for me too... my last sack was reggie teir mids.

Nice pasta mix bro but be a bit more creative and original, I'm not in mood to bake new pasta today.

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noice

out how many? per category

My local town recommends that you keep between 1 1/2 and 2 m distance from one another and that we all stay at home.
So there's no change for me.

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>Yas Forums asked for a pandemic
>Yas Forums is crying now
Normies BTFO.

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Did anyone saw Trump being angry?

current covid19 in its potential is already more dangerous than the spanish flu.

Pasta numbers where

COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

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Someone has to play a god teir prank with automated texts.

Reminder

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Nothing yet. updates here twitter.com/willwildart

Based

Okay Muhammed.

In a hundred years from now, April fools Day will become the new Halloween

OH NONONONONONONONONO

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