PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WITHOUT DELAY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Join the Army for Trump 3/19/20
youtu.be/cqoXDKZWnOc
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/19/20
c-span.org/video/?470501-1/
youtu.be/KoHGT7C8t0c (pt1)
youtu.be/MIUs08PZcdo (pt2)
youtu.be/3gjPFelN1vY (pt2)
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/19/20
c-span.org/video/?470503-1/
youtu.be/tWxW0edricU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/19/20
youtu.be/kkdW_id99Lo
>WHTradeDir Navarro on Tucker 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142893891001
>SG Adams on America 1st w/Gorka 3/19/20
youtu.be/ipe0j6bT72I
>SG Adams on F&F 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142814396001
>SG Adams on GMA 3/19/20
youtu.be/w8NcjJzY4CU
>CMSAdm Verma on Hannity 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143018012001
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142932420001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FoxNews 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142973926001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6142973496001 (pt2)
>Pentagon Press Brief (CNGB AFGen Lengyel) 3/19/20
dvidshub.net/video/743588/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DHADir ArmyLtGen Place/NSG RADM Gillingham) 3/19/20
dvidshub.net/video/743623/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania on Corona-chan 3/19/20
youtu.be/-JIAeUaMTCQ
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: How Can Millennials Fight Corona-chan? 3/19/20
youtu.be/zG_FzeQxEdE

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MAGA

Drop diplomatic relations with Red China and recognize Taiwan's claims as the sole legitimate government of China.

This is a threat.

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JUST FUCKING KILL THEM

EBOLA

DON'T TOUCH YA FRIEND

IT'S DANGEROUS

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You know all this is because you couldn't get your aunt to stop shopping at walmart.

MAGA

Chickity China the Chinese sickness
You have a bat soup and your world's a quick mess
Watching CNN with no lights on
Your tp roll's gone
We're not getting out of this one
Like every Governor I'm getting frantic
In quarantine, sick
God I really miss that two ply

The government says that I can't work
Okay I never work
But If I did I'd be a private eye
Staying in, they closed the clubs
Even the shitty nerdy pubs
And suddenly Trump's going left wing
Handing out all those yang bucks
Not even giving single fucks
Honestly it's not the worst thing

How can I help it if I think the world is ending now?
Trying hard not to laugh, my sides hurt, ow
I'm the kind of guy who's inside all day anyhow
Can't understand what I mean?
You will now
I have a tendency to prep for things cautiously
I have a history of being in court

IT'S BEEN
One week since you cringed at me
Rolled your eyes at my stashed canned calamari
Five days since I laughed at you and said
The government's shut down all jobs, now what will you do?
Three days since the disease hit
Locally in our small town, now we're in deep shit
Yesterday, we started looking green
And it'll still be ten months til they make the vaccine

It'll still be ten months til they make the vaccine
It'll still be ten months til they make the vaccine

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OK GOOKMOOT, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE CAPTCHAS YOU SEND ME

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>deport
>concentration camps
>kill
can a liberal tell me what the fourth options is?
they seem pretty confident there's a fourth option but I don't get it

Stopping by to wish the POTUS DJT best of luck and same for his trusted circle of associates and WH staff/personnel and friends.

God Bless the United States of America.

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another twitter meltdown starting

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>love them but don't care if they die
>Whew, talk about tough love! You are a regular badass and must be very strong, smart and handsome and have many girlfriends!
I have one girlfriend. I've been put out of work by my state's bullshit lockdown, and now she's being informed that she might too. I didn't say I wouldn't care if my grandparents die. I said shutting down the entire economy because old people might get sick is fucking ludicrous. Kill yourself.

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MAGA

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Trump is fucked. Holy shit Biden is president.

proximity to others is extremely dangerous in this time. trumo should just ban touching and sex and we may just make it through this crisis

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TRUMP 2020
"TURN CHINA INTO GLASS"

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I've come to Awoo in another bread

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Return them unto dust I hope

We finally have true border control, based

>can a liberal tell me what the fourth options is?
give them all citizenship, and also taxpayer-funded food, housing, medical care and college

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Such a lovely question

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Trump literally fucking up Trumpbux. Prepare to lose you orange kike.

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why haven't out of work people gotten new jobs yet? It's been a few weeks already.
These handout niggers are fucking insane

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Holy shit it's real

>I said shutting down the entire economy because old people might get sick is fucking ludicrous. Kill yourself.
Based and fuck boomers pilled

>you now realize Trump wanted to buy Greenland as a place to allow whites to self quarantine away from ethiopian-chink jewniggers

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>such a lovely question
re:
>fuck you, you subversive kike faggot

Based

Buy the dip mother fuckers, what's wrong with you????!!!

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YO DRUMPFKINS
> DEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND THIIIIIII-
Oh, wait? T-Trudeau?

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Any other disabled vets already receive their $600 MAGAbux? Just got mine.

Because they don't have firm handshakes from gaming.

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right, because it spontaneously broke out in the country without anyone coming in...

TERRIBLE REPORTER

HAPPY SPIRIT JOURNEY FORMATION ANNIVERSARY, BARRON W. TRUMP!!!!

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>MILLIONS ARE SCARED

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>he's posting prohibition toms before midnight again
do you think that this is a mcfucking game

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how can i get into the corona stocks

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Please say something nice about my husband Barron.

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>ID SAY YOU'RE A TERRIBLE REPORTER.

>I DONT CALL IT COMCAST, I CALL IT CONCAST

I love Trump so fucking much!

CONCAST BTFO

>I'd say that you're a terrible reporter.

BASED

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What country made Trump blow up?

GET EM TRUMP

chicom 50c wage detected

> he did buy the dip

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holy fuck

OH SHIT CHIMPOUT

A B S O L U T E L Y D E S T R O Y E D

CONCAST BTFO

>I say that you're a terrible reporter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THOSE FUCKING CAMERA CLICKS

Savage

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Hang the Fake News journalists.

>I say that you're a terrible reporter
I'm fucking dying lads.

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BTFO

HOLY FUCK TRUMP IS GETTING ACTUALLY ANGRY

ANGRY TRUMP IS SCARY

Question*
Can someone get the full quote?

BASED

The senate bill is shit and everyone defending it is objectively anti-American. You are everything Trump is fighting against.

Trump is pissed yo

does anyone have the youtube link of that german doctor talking about the chink flu

YOU OUGHTA BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

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This is the crux of the issue. How is this level of damage justifiable?

Holy shit btfo

PUNISHED TRUMP CONFIRMED. THE FURY IS SEEPING NOW

Trump is such a based chad.

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Wow, Trump is pissed. I like it.

WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

HOLY FUCK he is pissed

Trump just ripped some reporter's asshole apart

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Trump is completely right. That reported essentially called millions of Americans a bunch of cowards. Fuck that guy for making that assumption

>tfw in a video conference meeting
Stream link so I can watch this savagery later?

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It certainly doesn't feel like this is the real world

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>NO NO NO NO
>NO HOPE
>WE NEED MORE NEGATIVITY
>WE NEED MORE PANIC

Can't they see he's just trying to protect those poor doctors and engineers from getting sick?

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I love my president

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He didn't like that question holy shit

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Who wouldnt be pissed with dealing with these bastards all day

>AMERICANS ARE SCARED
>THEY'RE SCARED THEY'RE SCARED THEY'RE SCARED
>TELL THEM HOW SCARED THEY ARE MISTER PRESIDENT

the bill the senate has was passed by the dem controlled house because dems hate the country

FIRE RISING

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Trump showed a rare side of him that is anger for the ones he cares for.

> HE DIDN'T BUY CORONACOINS

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>Trump is actually mad

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WHAT WE HAVE TO LOSE! WHAT WE HAVE TO LOSE JOHN?!!

>we MUST let foreigners with literally no documentation of medical status or otherwise into our country forever, for any reason, and are not allowed to do anything about it, ever.

fuck off
>MUH DOCUMENTED CASES
almost like they specifically said we're banning people with no fucking medical records. no shit they're not documented. they're not in the fucking system at all

Because these kike faggots are just trying to incite panic during a time of crisis. He unironically should be hanging these fucking sandniggers.

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His power levels are growing.

You know what would be neat? Trump points to a news and instead or being like, 'yeah, go ahead, what's your question?' he shouts, 'he's got a gun' and USSS lights them up like brrr brr brrrrrr brr brrrrr

The thing is, Trump is OK with these idiots trying to insult him. What angers Trump is when these fuckers start insulting AMERICANS who are just trying to get by. Trump stands for us.

How is Trump so fucking based
I love seeing these fucking bipedal rats known as reporters get fucking obliterated

>VERY LOW INCIDENTS OF DEATH
>...SO FAR
What did he mean by this????

I haven't defended it, it's bullshit and shows the gop is useless at taking advantage of opportunities.

>millions of Americans a bunch of cowards
(they are)

kek I don't usually post in these threads but when I saw Trump rape that faggot reporter I had to check in

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Reposting for that user to see and all to see.

#
republicanleader.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/CARES Act Final - Mar 2020.pdf

Quit being such a retard, retard.

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>LEAF MAN BAD

audibly keked. Based and crimepilled.

How do you fucking bigots explain this?

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>MSM drums up coronavirus as this horrible apocalypse scenario
>OKAY DRUMPF HOW ARE YOU GONNA CALM DOWN THE SCARED AMERICAN MASSES HMMM??

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When CA and NY are declaring Martial Law, is the panic and negativity not necessary and realistic?

Same here.

>We learned about reliance... who to rely on, not to rely on
Wew

>PRESIDENT
>TELL US YOUR FUCKING MESSAGE TO PEOPLE SCARED AND DYING EVERYWHERE
>RIGHT
>FUCKING
>NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
>WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE, MISTER PRESIDENT
>Any comment?

>SPICE DADDY WITH A REPORTER APPEARANCE

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Meme flag kike

Is that spicer?

Spice as a reporter is hilarious.

When coronavirus ends, how will your careers or lives go on?

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>EVERYONE PANIC
>WHY ARENT YOU PANICKING?
>WE NEED MORE PANIC
>EVERYONE IS AFRAID
>WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>THIS IS ALL TRUMP'S FAULT
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is that the Spiceman? The fuck did he come from?

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Waaaaaaaaaay worse.
t. 916

WTF WAS THAT SPICER LMAO

SPICE DADDY

Bullshit faggot this is McConnell's bill the Dems haven't sent Maxine watters bill over yet.

What's spicy Gundam doing there

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Is that spicer?

Imagine if after Pearl Harbour your press just said: "we lost, lets surrender". These guys should be hanged.

MY MY HOW THE TURN TABLES HAVE//

Big. Dick. Energy.

He was just an inch away from say "suck my fat chode, you disingenuous fucking faggot".

Asspaper hording shartmart fighting kike

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>How is this level of damage justifiable?
It's not. It's literally an attack on Trump and the American people by the subversive kike media and the leftists in our government. They're trying to tank the economy and put as many people in as bad a spot as possible to ruin Trump's chances in November. And it's my belief that it's gonna backfire on them, hard.

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SPICER????

Holy shit, it's Spicer!

MR. PRESIDENT,
PLEASE PURGE THESE REPORTERS JUST LIKE SADDAM PURGED HIS ENEMIES

MAKE IT A PPV

IT WILL BE THE MOST WATCHED PPV OF ALL TIME

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He has his own new show on Newsmax TV, so he's a reporter now!

>I KNOW DIANNE FEINSTEEN
>WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THE JEW

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WAIT THAT'S SEAN SPICER??

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it's true, this is a very surreal time to be living in

>former PressSec SpiceDaddy asking the questions to his former boss at the Press podium

He is sick of their shit today

>is the panic and negativity not necessary and realistic

panic and negativity is never necessary unless your chinese

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>Punished Sean

I tuned in just in time to see Trump blowing the fuck out of that journalist, what did I miss?

retard doesn't know how congress works lol
like plottery

CA and NY are cesspools in the urban centers. The risk for spread there is much greater than most of the country.

Btw- Peter is getting BTFO

SPICE CAMEO

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PETER GETTING ASS RAPED ON LIVE TV

>COMING TOGETHER IS MUCH HARDER WHEN WE HAVE DISHONEST JEWS

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That reporter's name would be NBC/Concast White House Correspondent Peter Alexander

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He has a show on Newsmax, so he's a reporter now

...

Would you?

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You can physically feel the seethe in the room.

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I love Rikka-chan!

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Anybody else feel all 4 senators should resign?

>WHITEHOUSE.COM

Everyone is in danger.

It's not a natural disease.

We don't know about immunity and reinfection.

No one will post the fucking question

>PETER
>PETER
>HEY PETER
>PETER
>YOU SUCK

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>DO YOU THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE TO ATTACK THE MEDIA LIKE THIS
Holy fucking shit please just start executing these faggots right fucking now.

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Dishonesty media is getting ass-ravaged

Idiot sheboon looks like Trump just snatched her banana away.

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It's way more than 4. None will resign and none will be prosecuted. THIS was not the main reason they should have gone A LONG TIME AGO.

>Allowing a Chink reporter in the room
?????????????????

I could barely understand this gook woman's voice

what illegal thing did they do?

Con-cast lmfaooo media BTFO

Retard Senate can write a bill and send it to the house to pass, it's called drafting faggot.

Oh. My. God.

Follow the white rabbit. Its true.

Its fucking over.

China is a good friend

A CHING CHONG PING LONG

WTF THERES AN ACTUAL CHICOM AGENT IN THE PRESS ROOM

Someone in the last thread said Pence btfo'd lockdownfags. Can anyone please elaborate as to how? I was busy with a nailgun.

Cut her off before she mentions chinese virus, tells her it came from china.

Was that the bitch who spread the Kung Flu lies?

>"y-y-you h-have been c-c-calling corona-"
SHUT UP CHINK WHORE

Seen

LOL she almost asked about him calling it 'chinese' virus

CUTE CHINESE GIRL

Public john Q understands this as well
>HOW COME YOUR NOT PANICKING THE US CITIZENS!!!!

Reminder from the big presser address to the nation from Trump.

>The American nation was carved out of the vast frontier by the toughest, strongest, fiercest, and most determined men and women ever to walk on the face of the Earth. Our ancestors braved the unknown; tamed the wilderness; settled the Wild West; lifted millions from poverty, disease, and hunger; vanquished tyranny and fascism; ushered the world to new heights of science and medicine; laid down the railroads, dug out the canals, raised up the skyscrapers. And, ladies and gentlemen, our ancestors built the most exceptional republic ever to exist in all of human history, and we are making it greater than ever before. (Applause.)

>This is our glorious and magnificent inheritance. We are Americans. We are pioneers. We are the pathfinders. We settled the New World, we built the modern world, and we changed history forever by embracing the eternal truth that everyone is made equal by the hand of Almighty God. (Applause.)

>America is the place where anything can happen. America is the place where anyone can rise. And here, on this land, on this soil, on this continent, the most incredible dreams come true.

>This nation is our canvas, and this country is our masterpiece. We look at tomorrow and see unlimited frontiers just waiting to be explored. Our brightest discoveries are not yet known. Our most thrilling stories are not yet told. Our grandest journeys are not yet made. The American Age, the American Epic, the American adventure has only just begun.

>Our spirit is still young, the sun is still rising, God’s grace is still shining, and, my fellow Americans, the best is yet to come. (Applause.)

>Thank you. God Bless You. And God Bless America. Thank you very much. (Applause.)

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3D pig, disgusting

This
i hope he's double fisting pistols at the next presser

He wasn’t about to let her ask why he keeps calling it the Chinese virus. Smart man.

the question?

>Everyone is in danger.
>It's not a natural disease.
>We don't know about immunity and reinfection.
Fuck off back to /cvg/ with your /x/ tier bullshit, you massive fucking nigger.

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I love FLOTUS!

>WH staffers placed the chink in the far back corner of the room

QT CHINK

yes, and if it passes the house it's because dems reps voted for it, retard
it's a dem bill

>herro mr presidren, anser mry qruestrion

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>Declaring Martial Law
>States that police won't implement Martial Law

What the hell does that even mean? How do you have unenforceable martial law?

She didn't want to get destroyed after what just happened to Peter

>STOP CALLING IT KUNG FLU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Indeed, indeed
Good taste

>WAIT THAT'S SEAN SPICER??
KEK

>deep state department

Corona is how they shoah themselves

>CUTE CHINESE GIRL
JEJ; you truly seem to have lost hope.
> GOOD GOOD
EMBRACE THE DESPAIR

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>I'D LIKE MIKE TO GO BACK TO THE DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT

He asked about why Trump is being confident and not panicking like a little girl who sees a spider

NYT turned into the Daily Show.

>"What do you say to Americans who are scared though, I guess. Nearly 200 dead, 14,000 who are sick, millions, as you witnessed who are scared right now. What do you say to Americans who are watching you right now who are scared."

>"I say that you're a terrible reporter, that's what I say."

>S-Stop hurting our feelings drumpfy wumpfy ;____;
Journalists are, and I can't stress this enough, THE fucking worst scum on the planet.

The deep state department

>THE DEEP-STATE DEPARTMENT

>THE DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT

CHEEKY TRUMP

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Trump said he didn't think a national lock-down would be necessary. Noted some hot-spots like NY and California had imposed their own. And that other parts of the country aren't impacted that badly as the hot-spots.

if you don't mind

>Deep state dept

THE DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT

>the deep state department

Insider trading.
They sold off their stocks before the public became aware of how bad things would get.

They abominations will flock to wherever there is joy and happiness.

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>Trump says no buybacks
>stocks start dropping instantly
What did they mean by this?

Meanwhile at Cheeto Dorito's press conference
>...everything is ok, we are planning very smart, only one death
Thousands are infected and already hundreds dead.

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> SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE CAMEO!
I MISS SPICE TIME!

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THE DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
BTFO ON LIVE TELEVISION

>I didn't say I wouldn't care if my granparents die.
This $1200 has got your panties in a knot for sure. If you need some money so bad just sell that iPhone of yours. Or your PS4. (which your parents or grandparent bought for you and probably a car as well)

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I LOVE THIS MAN MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY.

>The Deep State Dept. I hope you don't mind
HOLY SHIT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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México mentioned

DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT

>Deep state development
Deep state development
>Deep state development
Deep state development

Yikes!

>breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/20/fact-check-left-wing-media-claim-aborted-baby-parts-needed-cure-coronavirus/

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did he actually just say deep state department lmfao

Ah, thanks.

Lost hope in terms of women, nothing else!

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You can't fucking label a bill drafted by the Senate Republicand a fucking fem bill even if they rubber stamped it, faggot.

Someday we won't have daily presidential press briefings

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>a-and arso, you have been carring coronavirus--

Lmao he cut the chink off before she could ask why he calls it Chinese virus... Holy fuck.

spice time was boring. there, i said it

I thought congressmen were exempt from it

>Drop diplomatic relations with Red China and recognize Taiwan's claims as the sole legitimate government of China.
remember when Trump called Taiwan first?

Pompeo also said shit on twitter pushing that was propaganda

I thought that was Greta at first.

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He does not give a flying fuck

deep state department let’s FUCKING GO

> Lost hope in terms of women
EMBRACE THE DESPAIR!

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>How do you have unenforceable martial law?
Millions of people, dozens of cops. It's impossible. We don't have enough prisons to arrest every jaywalker.

They've manufactured a national crisis to further their political interests. Now I know why weeks before the shutdown they were calling it "Trump's Katrina", because it is like an economic Katrina on a national scale. People have lost their jobs, they're going to lose their homes, all over A FUCKING FLU. Some shit is going to go down.

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SEND EM ALL BACK

THEY'RE SENDING THEM ALL BACK

>MEXICO DOESN'T WANT THOSE SQUATAMALANS EITHER SO THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

to be fair we also knew how bad it would be months ago, just with public info for all we know they could have been reading /cvg/ lol.

One of the most based trump press conference of all time

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He’s so hot

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youve got to go back

SLUT
RETARDED ISRAELI SLUT
Neato.
>my headphones went back to working again

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>Sending them back

just like dems call Obamacare, Romneycare, even though dems passed it and because it was a disaster?

>All illegals to be sent to Mexico

Gracias señor trump, for not sending central american garbage here

Breaking.
Trump is sending all the non citizens home. Democrats and globalists BTFo

WTF I LOVE CORONAVIRUS NOW

trump was full of shit about sending checks, wasnt he?

Hello? Get me the Secretary of the US BASED DEPARTMENT

Why despair?
There are other things in life

WRONG

they have to go back

>I would care if my grandparents died
>I would care if we tanked the economy
The two aren't mutually exclusive, my grandparents are dead so I guess I have a free pass on not shutting down the country

>CHINA SAVED US BORDERS

THANK YOU BASED CHINA

Senators on the intelligence committee received private briefings on the dangerous potential of the Coronavirus.

Coincidentally, after these briefings, and "without their knowledge or instruction", their financial advisors took action to exit large positions in American equities. This kept them from losing millions, and in some cases they bought stock in companies which would benefit from the demand.

Senators and House Representatives are "forbidden" from using "non-public information" to make investment decisions. However, it's well known that it's the same way that it's "forbidden" to accept favors and campaign money from lobbyists.

Man, they must have really genius investment advisors!

you can thank Cuck Schumer and Pelosi

Coronavirus panic confirmed Russian psy op.

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>youtu.be/NJvdhALGV_8

based blacks

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This fucking cunt

>Trump bans buybacks
>Market goes Japan mode and does 30 years sideways.
He should do it though.
He should at least ban putting debt money into buybacks.

>huhuhuh just dont by avacodo toost uhuhuhuhuh
I work to make my own money. Now the job market is all fucked up because we have to make sure 91 year olds live to see 92. Literally kill yourself.

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the crying press

>that's not a question
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're never going to get a gf, SLUT.

>They're all going back
kek

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Hmm...

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They’re clearly new to the game, being stupid enough to get caught

He probably knew it was gonna be shot down, good optics though for getting bernout and yanggang votes

We've had these problems in the recent past, including with Feinstein. They've been doing this for years and most people don't even know. I guess its good that this is getting out there

Me at the bottom, left corner