BUY AS MUCH FOOD AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW

ANARCHY IS HAPPENING

i just sneezed. what do. (genuine)

kys

>REST OF UK SOON TO FOLLOW
Must be awful not to have a farm to walk around.

My GF lives is down there right now and says super markets are stripped bare within 15 minutes of opening. Also the water went off yesterday in Romford due to shortages. I assume they're all panicking and pinching all the council pop.

Im sure your new arrivals will comply

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Fucking idiots buying all this food they can't possibly eat before it expires. I hope you all die.

After the riots a few years back, you can tell the government is worried about this. They're calling 20k troops to be ready to assist with the sick. You know they're really shitting their pants over those apes going wild in London again.

Hope you dont live there

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Your gf needs to get tf out. Simple as that. My best friend is in Romford, he and his English wife are worried. she's from Devon, they're packing up and going to ride this out with her parents. Final straw was they did an online grocery order with Tesco's on Thursday, it wasn't going to be delivered until Saturday next week. Yeah, let's see how things look then

>apes going wild in London again
Should be a fun time

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This just in from a friend who works at MoD: Prince Philip is commencing bombing runs over london this evening at 20:00.

NIGGER CHIMPOUT IN 3, 2, 1...

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Wait. This is French Police.

I think the stress of this has given me brain damage

my body aches because I have been tense since jan

sifting through a sea of misinformation and distrust for any legitimate information as it changed or was unsure itself

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I'm in the Devon countryside I'm effectively self isolated by geography alone. If anyone anons reading this are worried get to the countryside if you can.

P.S
went 8 miles to the nearest town yesterday, saw 10 non whites in 2 hours, rioting and looting if it happens at all will be at a minimum

Londons Burning...Londons burning...call the engines...Fire! Fire!

Don't feel sorry. Every Londoner is in service to Satan and has no soul. Hopefully it descends into canbabilism and we throw a wall up before the financiers and bankers escape.

cant the mayor of london do a shutdown?

Wait for them to build tents in Hyde park then you know shits got real.

Oi, you got licence for that corona?

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money means nothing during the Apocalypse.

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Take a break for a few days.
It'll still be going on months from now.
If you think things are bad now dunno what else to say to you.

>REST OF UK SOON TO FOLLOW
Not going to happen. How many times has the government strategy (delay the spread, not contain) have to be explained?

Get a grip lmao.

>UK Government never ever backtrack on statements
>Virus will do as its told because Boris says so

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Why would they backtrack? The options on the table are either allow the virus to spread so we develop immunity or lockdown indefinitely (which is ridiculous for obvious reasons). It would be too late to suddenly go for a total lockdown strategy anyway.

were next, right?

> I'm from Devon too

That's cool, do you know Hannah from Rose Ash, my mate married a great chick ;-)

But seriously, rural Britain is the place to be over the coming weeks. Fuck being in any of the metropolitan centres surrounded by Iraqis, Nigerians and Pakis.
Hunker down, make sure your larder is well stocked. Keep some cash. Expect the worst but hope for the best. And good luck.

can't even have a decent talk on Yas Forums without the thread getting deleted. rude.

checked
I moved here in November to help look after my Mum. I was born in and lived in Herts before

Die you trash island monkeys die

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Damn. Small world user. I'm from Harlow. Too close to London for my liking.

can confirm nationwide (my bank) are making software changes during this time. there maybe some difficulty in withdrawing and transferring cash.

fine now. thank you.

Prince Philip just flew over my house!

i thought i had a stroke in 18 from all the rage.

>london
oh no... the poor muslims...

Worked in London for 15 years, glad to see that back of it >S

People who commute daily are rolling a dice. It's not just Public transport, just walking down the rd in zone one is a risk.

>You know they're really shitting their pants over those apes going wild in London again.
once the coons go off, it is ripe for left-wing/socialist worker agitation. the blacks/3rd worlders are still mad about muh grenfell and how the tories are racists. they will be easy to rile up once the spark is lit. it only takes some agent provocateurs to get the blacks to FOMO and join in the looting.

50lb bags of both dry beans and rice are pretty cheap, and will keep a long time. (Be sure to store it where rats/mice can't get to it.)

Was in london at a pub 1.5 years ago. Some fat Britman with purple hair made fun of me as a "stupid gun loving American" when he heard me order a pint.

Well, whos laughing now you fat crisp eating shit.

thats how I feel, my eyes keep zapping like someone is taking a picture with the flash on

I'm not

be careful with any moisture getting in your rice, even damp air from a steamy kitchen. rice weevils are a thing in big bags of rice. don't store in see-through vessels either.

Borrys, the jew hayets Landan
Borrys has been mayor of Landan
>Why?
His jewish merchant tricks was good fun getting in power
Everyone sees his utter failure to think as human, be herd ordets etc.

Don't underestimate his tricks, as he's building apocalypse, to ride in to save the country as Saint George on a white goyim bare back.

I have never heard an american order a pint

It must sound funny with your gay voices

>rice weevils
Just eat the weevils. Extra protean

True, I should have thought about that; England is really damp compared to the desert where I live.

i'm laughing

Not going to happen, rumour spread so that the partial close down of the internet, ban on mass gatherings, and increased powers to the police won't seem so bad.

>withdraw money
holy shit, retarded boomer confirmed
why the fuck would you withdraw money into cash in a situation where cash is the most useless possible form of money because you can't go out and spend it?

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They will never close the food supply or banks or pharmacies you retard

Bartering.

Cash. In small denominations. Hidden.

all my over the counter migraine stuff is sold out because chavs like it for hangovers and when they can't get drugs

fucking why? with who? london isn't 1930s dust bowl, how the fuck does bartering with cash on lockdown in london even make sense to you?

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kek.
London is basically an entirely different country at this point.