/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2317 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

does Taiwan prove that the problem is with Communism and not the Chinese ?

They're the same people, after all.

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Nice digits

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>m-muh ACEII
>muh faggot little virus this shit wont even reach 10K screencap this
>DOW can't even fall under 25,24,23,22,20K sub
>mfw

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next try: does anyone know what those black baguettes are singing in paris?

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men had higher test back then and didnt gaf as much. also less hasidic media too.

Italy thought they were winning then

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disinfo agent

FUCK GREECE

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January/February cvg anons, we saw everything that was happening in wuhan before the media blackout. it's now happening all over the world.

world wasn't as connected back then.
youtube.com/watch?v=UiFZGzYvYL0

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Comparing apples and bananas.

Üritan uut eesti oma kvaliteetse diskussiooniga chani maast lahti saada. Saatke e-mail [email protected], kui huvitatud.

Also have a cute corona-chan.

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Remember, the shills are coordinated CCP soldiers.

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How many were yesterday ?

Hey whitebrother, You should add a space with voicechats or videos from people in the medical profession in Spain/Italy/France whenever this situation is critical so people can share it more easily to rise conciseness regarding how shit will hit the fan if we don't do our part.

This was posted in the last thread. Is a french nurse saying how the system in their hospital collapsed, how the french government did nothing until it was too late and how the medical staff is getting infected and still working their ass off because who else is going to be on the front lines.

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Why so many Greekfags in these threads

Go protect your border from the orc horde

Dianne Feinstein sold up to $6m in stock while Capitol Hill was being briefed on the coronavirus threat but BEFORE markets started tanking

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8132245/GOP-senator-gave-dire-coronavirus-warning-heeled-constituents-Capitol-Hill-social-club.html

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>253960 infected
>10408 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>380 deaths in Lombardy region only
>380 deaths in Lombardy region only
>380 deaths in Lombardy region only

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social media does that, being aware to everyone's emotions in an instant

This is gonna end badly, isn't it?

Suck start a shotgun Chang

What were Lombardy's numbers yesterday?

Reminder that China has officially beaten the Corona virus and are celebrating their doctors who made it possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=boU5rHWnj4c

Corona is done in China, proving that their hospitals and doctors are superior to the ones in Shitaly, where once again 600 people have died today.

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give us back the parthenon marbles

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Based and proofpilled. Ignore the nothingburger shills my bros.

Shit the video didn't copy.

streamable.com/mscts

>canned prepping
lmfao i just bought bags of chips

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FSB bro, stop spreading fake news, crown virus have an other origin

>Where is the safest place to be right now?

Unironically, Libris.

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ALEX AZAR JAVED JUST CONFIRMED THAT ALIENS ARE REAL

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POST WORLD STATS NOW

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Chang, not bad blending but too much words.

boy's I'm scared, we get like a 100 new infected per day every day and we can't go outside or do anything really
Please tell me that the power of beer can cure Corona-Chan

what about the cases nobody is counting in china, india and africa?

>TP becomes high tier currency
alcohol too. Soon people will be sucking dick for cheap liquor.

NEVER
FUCK U

dude
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

DID SHE JUST SAID THE MORTALITY IS RISING IN FEMALE POPULATION IN ITALY?
THEY DON'T KNOW THE RATE OF RISK FOR CHILDREN.

RIP

What the fuuuuuck is this shit?

Oh Man, I can't fucking unironically wait to stick the heads of each and every Chink man, woman and child to lamp posts after all this shit is done. Death to the CCP and China as a whole lmao. Get btfo Xi

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I lost my job, I've got no money, but I do have a couple months worth of rice,beans, and tp.

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>samepasta
Effort: 0/10

is italy stalling on daily new cases? or are they still going up?

You only need canned food if there's no Electricity and no water. Here this is extremely unlikely to happen even if situation worsens significantly, since we are powered by nuclear power so the Plant can't really turn off. I personally know freshwater sources that can be used even if running water is off. SO having a lot of frozen meat, rice, beans potatoes, apples etc is sufficient. Plus I have chickens and a garden

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>there wasnt much panic when nazi germany leveled half of Europe and conquered the other half

I'm sure everything was calm and orderly. No one tried to prepare or flee

Lmao, only 381
How many days has it been stuck at 370~380?
Four days? Five days?

The UK is going to hell

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Why governments from the Western civilisation refuse or reluctant to implement policies from East Asian countries to contain this Virus?
Inferior complex?

EVERYTHING IS COVER UP FOR MASSIVE MILITARY OPERATION!!!!

WORLD WAR 3 IS IMMINENT!

no she said that the mortality rate for males is bascially double than what it is for female

Whites are getting infected afterall?

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too bad they all look the fucking same so you can't distinguish who saved my life and who just tried to rob me while dying from fever

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>Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
We're doomed. There's no way we're going to survive this. Fernandez is a complete moron. He's going to do more damage to the economy of this country in just this one year than Macri did in his entire administration.

Touch your face or hair
Hug a chink on a public square
Break quarantine to party out late
Make a round trip through your state

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Get food from a turk
Leave your house to go to work
Step on an airplane to fly
Eat a freshly baked bushmeat pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a chinkoid shill inside
Enjoy the weather by going for a ride
Talk about the CCP while showing your face
Now you'll vanish without a trace

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Eat a rattle snake or a bat
"Sell" both your kidneys on the internet
Think you just got the flu
I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up without a mask during Wuflu season
Step outside of your house for no good reason
Stand in line for toilet paper
Cough around in North Korea during curfew
Lick doorknobs or kiss a chink
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

voca.ro/9mNXiDGbgvB

freshly made

hole up do your best user bro and when shit hits the fan get ready to raid

growth rate going down
(cases still going up though)

Everything is fine. Go out and have fun.

based /snaccer/
imagine having your whole pantry full of assorted crispy chippos
wonder when you will get tired of that. pretty high kcals tho

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roads are busy bros no one is self isolating? all going to work in BC

ITS ALREADY STARTED THIS BIOWEAPON ASSAULT IS THE BEGINNING

Explain? California, the state I live in, just ordered everyone to stay in doors.

Everyone is already infected, the numbers are just those that are counted.

jag ar inte sjuk jag er bara svensk

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WHY DO HALF OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS PRESS CONFERENCE NOT KNOW HOW TO TALK INTO A MICROPHONE

>It's very important that we.....so every American can....and it's very important to....

WE HAVE 112 CASES AND THEY LOCK DOWN THE COUNTRY! WE ARE AT THE FRONT LINE! WE ALL GONNA DIE!

retarded fat flat larpers

Wait till there‘s no meat anymore

Well well well. Corona-chan really is fucking based, no discrimination or patriarchal bias when it comes to choosing who to kill. Based /ourgilr/
Death to China as well, never forgetti. How can one fucking country be so evil as such as that the mere fact it exists is a sin and an antithesis towards life here on earth,

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I think they are deaccelerating but the raw numbers are still going up. Closer and closer to the peak I think.

As an artist, how do I cash in on Corona-chan?

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bruh the entire economy is going to collapse. catching the corona will be the least of our worries months from now when every single industry other than grocery stores and toilet paper factories are wiped from the face of the earth. There's going to be riots and anarchy for months.

The human race might not die out completely, but our lives at the end of this whole thing will be drastically different.

Italy was not even in the WW2.

>already over 500 deaths today
>italy hasn't even checked in yet

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What are the absolute first signs of having it? Normally when I have a flu induced fever I start feeling achy before anything else. Is this one similar? I still am working but avoiding everyone else.

cHEck Em!

die all you mudda fucking bitch cum gurgling kabuki bat shit demonic bot tards

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Keep coping tranny

WE GOT TOO COCKY, KANGZ

BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT IMMUNE

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>Norway has more cases
>less than half the amount of dead
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OIL-NIGGERS

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Everything is fine right?

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I...I was only meming when I said I wanted to be /herd/

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no job, money, havent hoarded

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>lack of smell
disgraceful

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It looks like growth factor has been the same over the past few days, but given how high it is this is still bad

I literally can't read

>curfew
>numbers go down
>NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!! TRANNIES!!

>555
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I AM NOT WRONG! WW3 NOW

Hey at least we are not going to die a la Italiana.

is any other countries giving out free corona cash to their citizens or is USA the only one who really cares about its peoples yet again?

>tfw department head at a grocery store
You all laughed before but you aren't laughing now are you

FUCK MY COUNTRY IS FUCKED THOSE RETARDED PARISIANS WON'T STAY HOME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HELP ME BROS

>A FUCKING 135 EUROS FEE

FUCK YOU MACRON FUCK YOUUUU

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You've just triggered the retard trap
Retard

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That'll be premium loot my man

>some chink eats a bat
>voila Goronabirus :DDDD
Sorry Pierre im not buying that shit.

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nice try, wumao, you just reversed the graph
like Xi reverses his asshole upon thick, veiny, black cocks
习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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>10% death rate
i-its j-just the f-f-f-flu

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guys bus drivers don't need money anymore and you have to enter through back door

Something weird is going on. Finland released latest number. 400+ confirmed cases but the real numbers are much higher because they are sitting on the test kits and not testing people unless there's very high chance of it being corona. But get this: 5 people in ICU. Fucking FIVE and zero deaths. With over 400 confirmed case shouldn't that number be much higher.

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Thanks lad. Always cracks me up with these lyrics especially
>Talk about the CCP while showing your face
>Now you'll vanish without a trace

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OK guys, what has this guy to do with the creation of SARS-CoV-2?

"World-renowned HIV researcher Frank Plummer, 67, dies"
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51317386

"The world-renowned microbiologist was most widely recognised for his ground-breaking work on understanding HIV transmission.

Dr Plummer, 67, was also recognised for leadership roles in the Sars, H1N1 flu and Ebola epidemics."

God that recovered number drives me nuts. 70.000+ of it is just fucking China, the recovery rates for every other country is abhorrent, and thinking that it is in anyway significant is naive.

Preach. I would even say the virus is near perfect. Highly infectious, and just lethal enough for people to start shitting themselves. Sure, it sucks because I probably wont be able to get a college summer job now but its the happening we all asked for. Be grateful cunts.

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Leafs are getting Leafbucks, at least that's what I heard on NPR

They had a whole story on Leafs spending all their leafbucks on weed

Based. Neil young conforms

NUKE CHINA NOW

hey uh idk if you've heard but they're rounding up people for "spreading fake news about the virus" online

so you might want to tone it down a little just in case it's not just about policing facebook or bulgarian news sites

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COULDN'T HEAR A SINGLE WORD PENCE SAID

WHOEVER IS RUNNING THE SOUNDBOARD NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED

CORONAVIRUS: HOSPITAL IN LONDON RUNS OUT OF BEDS, DECLARES CRITICAL INCIDENT - MEDIA

>HERD IMMUNITY

SARS wars another coronavirus

lol didn't read

no water is a major issue. electricity well in the long run pretty annoying.
canned fish and meats can be pretty good to hoard for long amounts of time though np and doesnt take up freezer space if limited

t. just cityfagism

well?

>being this bad at shitposting

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Boris reads this thread and get is politics from here. You have only yourself to blame for all of this kek

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>Soon people will be sucking dick for cheap liquor.
They do that already

OK, now that it affects shopper bear, this happening must now stop.

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>Greek
>doing something productive

Pick one user

He's giving Trump a verbal handjob and lying about how hard he's working. You missed nothing.

>they already ran out of their 15 beds
GOTT it feels gut to have a working healthcare system

>Health Ministry spokesperson on coronavirus, Sotiris Tsiodras called on Greeks to avoid coming into close contact during his daily briefing on Friday, saying that such actions were undermining the efforts made by the authorities to contain the spread. Mr. Tsiodras said three people had died in the past day, while 20 were in ICU across the country. There were 31 new cases confirmed in the past 24 hours, bringing the total to 495. He added that the origins of 84 cases were not detected. All deaths were males and suffered from serious underlying health problems.
it's nothingburger

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>coronavirus

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>youtube.com/watch?v=KKny_ia8Fvo

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Lol no

twitter, patreon. idk. maybe do a few free stuff of your own that you can show off, then offer to draw her the way someone else asks for at a fair price.

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Expect the UK to start shutting down everything to avoid mass panic.

>less than 1% death rate
Republitards crashed the economy over this

Kek

>Britain
Nobody cares, completely irrelevant country on the world stage.

>It's been dropping for days bro

CHANG, I SAID BLEND NOT GLOW

It's not, user. That's the total for Italy.
Lombardy has recorded 380 deaths (319 was record high on March 18), as per early sources. Could mean that Italy's total deaths is much higher today.

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I'm immune.

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Some people argue that this guy is behind the creation of SARS-CoV-2 and thus he was killed.

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>HERD IMMUNITY
BRAVO BORIS

>BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT IMMUNE

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>thinks curfew has no impact on the number of newly infected
What a retard you are.

Fucking nigger taking all of them instead of leaving one

>Buying lays
Svenska Lantchips med Gräddfil är chads val

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>Macron
The sooner you hunt him down and hang him in a public square like it was 1789 the better for your people.

There's a new virus?

You wanting a link or something? I listen to NPR user, I can't give you a link to the radio

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>Just been told I’m an essential worker

JUST

It’s over for me

The Italian guy didn't post yesterday's lombardy numbers so have to look at the github source

github.com/pcm-dpc/COVID-19/blob/master/dati-regioni/dpc-covid19-ita-regioni-latest.csv#L11

Yesterday it was 1672 positive cases but no idea how many died in Lombardy

He obviously had some sort of whitoid blood in him

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We're going to have to get some distance before any numbers except the dead are relevant
And the dead's relevance will be in relation to the respective countries health system capacity

Source, source FUCKING N O W
S O U R C E

Look at how deep he's getting in there on the left. What a legend.

Friendly reminder to idi nahui blyad

>assuming nazis killed 6 million with no evidence

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Man, this is extremely low effort shitposting. Have your (You) as participation award medal.

China shouldn't even be taken into account for the statistics but pointing that out would be racist.

why did you suck off an n-word?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT WE DINDU NUFFIN WE WAZ IMMUNEZ AND SHIIIEEETT

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bill noooooooooo

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literally unlimited eggs here kek
shopper bear?

rip user

Part and parcel of herd immunity

It's a hoax by bill gates to get people microchipped with ID 2020.
youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174

why did you sucked off a nigger?

He has a point

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Boomer parents who didn't take this seriously until a week ago want me to come stay with them now, how do I let them down gently?
Only thing is I live in a big apartment building and they have a house so its appealing. But still I think I'd rather take my chances with the virus, dont need my dad telling me I'm wasting my life because I slept past 9 during the self isolation

glad you like it fren :)

Man this really brings it into perspective. Still pretty sad. I feel bad for them desu

lmao

wonder how he's coping without his ocado deliveries?

Changes in routine like that will make people like Tim flip out, he'll probably start getting his cock out again

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The HERD is strong
P..P...Please? It is isn't it?

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Leaf here, I must have missed the fucking memo.

> 4% according to ((((((genuine Chinese)))))) numbers
> 4.09% globally
shoo shoo, Xi Jinplague

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Is this person retarded?
This can't be real, i won't believe someone is this stupid.

I wonder why Russia has been slow to embrace corona-chan. It's quite densely populated too.

Have they gone the Korean way or something?

HOW LONG TILL BRAZIL cORONA MUTATES WITH BATS AND BEcOMES SPANISH FLU 2.0 ???

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Stale pasta
No loss

all chinks are lying

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Rate my first hazmat meme

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IT'S THE END BROS

He is not even that OLD

WHAT
THE
FUCK

SOMEONE STOP THIS HAPPENING FROM HAPPENING, WHY MUST WE SUFFER LIKE THIS.

but they aren't?

A week

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twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241025420562178050

G...guys?

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I will give it time to next year.

this fucking guy

Not good, not terrible

if you take china out of this, the death rate is almost 40%

>free corona chan model
sketchfab.com/3d-models/anime-woman-corona-chan-free-download-c3144d66ec4148dc99bdfe32ba9ecfef

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What about South Korea? 100 deaths, 2400 recovered. Keep seething, doomerfags.

JUST STOP IT

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How's lockdown in Argentina?

Madrid runs for first place

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Doesn't help that it's starting to spread in the southern parts of Italy. There was a spike of cases yesterday too.
Lack of testing because shortage of test kits could also be a major factor, if you consider that cases are dropping daily. You won't have more cases if you don't test, right?

CGTN fucking propaganda.
Those "Chinaaaa NUMBA WAN!" Comments.

Not buying it Chinky Chan.

You all need exterminating.

U M A
D E L I C I A

3>4>2>1

But the rest of Asia isn't identical

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so, why?

i.4cdn.org/pol/1584701982122.webm

aldrig köpt lays i hela mitt liv desu
krispiga lantchips är ganska baserade, beroendeframkallande ibland
coops "lite grövre" chips är ganska baserade med

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Yeah
How long till /cvg/ is shutdown?

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>"a la italiana"
>10.000 boomers die in the worst case scenario that most likely won't happen at all
>"A la argentina"
>Million dies out of hyperinflation and lack of basic goods and services, those who survive envy the dead

8M dead? Isn't that almost like 70% of Wuhan?

>"Mother of the devil" as known in China
>Italian males are dying faster than females from coronavirus, US health expert says
male conspiracy kek

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10/10 would sing along

And this is exactly why I never use Twitter to speak my own mind on it.

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Fuck the kuomintang. Long live the republic!

why is the uk still at 10th place on the country infected list?
COME ON LADS WE NEED SUPER SPREADERS TO BE DEPLOYED

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Don't forget, it takes a LONG time to clear this virus. 30-40 days in some people and the rest of the world is not that far into it. So don't freak out about that just yet. But I do feel sorry for all the people that get pneumonia and have permanent lung scarring.

i'm too retarded to get this joke

globalnews.ca/news/6705148/process-financial-aid-applications-coronavirus/

youtube.com/watch?v=mJEBgjQIekE

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we have 705 and zero deaths
2 are critical though

A mortality rate of 1.1% for a rather young sample with a low number of undetected cases due to mass testing is not very inspiring.

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Am I the only one here that thinks this is all fake news and they're just exacerbating regular flus and pneumonia?

Why the fuck does Yas Forums suddenly believe the media? Fucking kikes.

The riots and economic collapse are what seriously scare me. And the fact the governments are heading full-speed in that direction even though this fucking flu isn't that deadly makes me think China has a fuckton of leverage. They're literally bossing around the Italian government for enacting their "measures" and Conte is all too happy to suck Xi's micropenis even though he's pissing Italians off to no end for this dictatorship. Never mind that China brought us the virus to begin with. This would have been grounds for war in the past.