/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2317 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 258,417 (+13,523) ► Died: 10,541 (+513)

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
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Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
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Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Testicular damage
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Rapidly mutating
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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>REMINDER
Czech Republic under lockdown, affecting 10 million
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Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
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Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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White House admits they lack tests
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>LATEST CASES
08:27: 190 new cases in Austria.
06:31: 81 new cases in California, United States.
06:30: 125 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
06:17: 84 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
06:14: 50 new cases in Thailand.
06:13: 104 new cases in Israel.
06:08: 11 new cases in Japan.

>MORE
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Drop diplomatic relations with Red China and recognize Taiwan's claims as the sole legitimate government of China.

This is a threat.

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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Can I be FUCKING real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies. A tiny team of scientists made an entire pandemic for you to experience. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "happooners" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to say its a fucking nothingburger. Guess what? The virus was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a virus. What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big pandemic filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just coofed for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want? Is it slow? Sure. Is it mutating? Maybe. Is the course of infection usually harmless for people under 25? Sure, fine. But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to experience an incredible pandemic on a planet and then say "yeah but..." We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the chinese people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring pandemics in recent memory. China doesn't owe you a sick person. Yet they gave you 200 thousand of them. If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never hapooners in the first place.

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WHERE IS THE NEW LEWD CORONA CHAN PICTURE FOR 250K+???

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this true? wtf?

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Remember to not fall for confirmation bias; numbers are going up now because they are being counted. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

OK bros, how many fell for the canned prepping meme?
how many months of canned food do you have left before you can resume normal eating ?

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>Lombardy Update:
>• Infected: 22,264 (+2,380)
>• Died: 2,549 (+381)
>Source: it.reuters.com/article/topNews/idITKBN2172IT

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