>Coronavirus: Actor Idris Elba says he has tested positive for Covid-19
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>Global coronavirus deaths pass 10,000
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>Alice, Mark and others "guilty of National Action membership"
bbc.co.uk
Brit/pol/ Bastards edition
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Owen Reyes
First for are Mozza
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Mason Evans
based
Cooper Phillips
Joseph Williams
Watch Monty Don in pasta-anons homeland. Absolutely beautiful and worth a watch if you’re bored.
Connor Lee
I love you lads lots
Joseph Gutierrez
the CFR just keeps climbing. it's going to hit 80% in a few days. nobody seems to be recovering from this virus.
Adrian Hill
Don't allow retards from reddit to give Boris absolute authority.
Brody Myers
food riots soon.
Aiden Hall
Monty Don is kino, he did a series for English and French gardens too
Elijah Sanchez
What's the situation in Bologna?
Luis Moore
Thoughts?
Samuel Allen
independent.co.uk/voices/coronavirus-muslim-mosque-closure-prayer-nhs-a9411936.html
>Britain’s Muslims are amongst the hardest hit by the Covid-19 pandemic – senior NHS officials say that Muslims are particularly vulnerable to coronavirus.
oh no
Matthew Butler
I'm venturing to my local shop now, there best be some fucking beans
Asher Murphy
yea it had to come down at somepoint, corona outbreak is very convenient for them
Easton Murphy
It's literally a cold, most people don't even know they are infected
Jason Campbell
It obviously pleases you though
James Sanchez
holy based
Grayson Perry
the onions are browning nicely, mince to be added soon, more news as we get it
Colton Richardson
I don’t get how governments in Western civilisation react to this virus, they all seem fully surrounded since day one, not even put up a fight. Does the ruling class in the West know something we plebs don’t?
Justin Rivera
Just terrible, heartbreaking really
Christian Lewis
£20 a tin plus jizya tax
David Anderson
morrisons in chingford aint to bad, no porridge left though
Blake Watson
>It's literally a cold
spastic
could be worse
Jackson Martin
Gardens are so underrated. Although i do think that most all lawns should become allotments. This crisis has shown that the average person has overwhelmingly surrndered the means of feeding themselves to central companies which just causes trouble down the line.
Brayden Phillips
>most people don't even know they are infected
there is no evidence of this. however, there is evidence of "mild" infections causing lung, kidney and testicular damage.
Jackson Clark
Mosques must remain open because they are quintessentially British
Benjamin Campbell
>Troops given four weeks to prepare for war on coronavirus: British Army is set to be on streets for up to six months as 20,000 military personnel are already on standby to help emergency services and build temporary hospitals
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Isaac Sanders
The problem is that it takes 2+ weeks for "recovery", while death could happen at any time. What this means however is that as cases rise (and they will, no one is fucking isolating) the hospitals will be completely overwhelmed and soon, the recovery rate will spike up (as people who were ill slowly recover) but so will the death number as there is no space left for the newer patients.
Adrian Gutierrez
I went to Lidl earlier, not too bad. I've been after 6 every night this week and the shelves have been denuded, went at 1 today and it was a bit better. Still no bog roll, tinned beans, pasta or rice, and oddly no chicken.
Camden Green
Henry IV arms best arms
Jacob Rivera
WTF
NHS needs to do more!
Justin Cox
starwars is long as fuck ffs
Dominic Anderson
I think I might be. Woke up in the night with a really sore throat and dry mouth, generally not feeling good. I'm hella achy all over now and feel cold but don't have a high temperature yet. 37.5C gone up from 36.5C earlier.
Ryder Gutierrez
Owen Peterson
The city is empty; I cannot even go to the park.
Immensely dull explerience,this is.
Stores are not empty, however.
That's a very funny joke lol
Landon Turner
Now the younger pakis will have access to the money the older ones were hoarding. Potentially destabilising
Isaiah Baker
>Actor Idris Elba says he has tested positive for Covid-19
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Brayden Ortiz
Friday prayers is a tinder box, ironically it will be there religion that will kill them
Ryan Cox
Justin Trudeau
Levi Peterson
Was watching Mark Kermode last night. He finished up fairly his innocuous show with some tirade about films being better if they are made by 'people who look different.'
Jace Cooper
>Troops given four weeks
Typical western speed.
The Chinese can build six gorillion hospitals in four weeks.
William Rogers
cringe
Ethan Morgan
lost me job today, nearly 50 so I am probably fucked for the foreseeable, mortgage payments coming out next week, plus other bills council tax and all that, kids need new clothes, the mrs is still working but for how long? No sick pay, no redundancy, tried the social but they said they can't help.
Anyway I just necked a load of sleeping pills and half a bottle of teachers, I love this board, you cunts always made me giggle but this is me final post, see you on the other side - Godspeed
Dominic Morgan
Nolan White
Maybe the spooks who continually encourage them to chimp could also give them some health links lol
Wyatt Ward
i saw the start of that. superhero films are the lowest form of bilge
Cameron Robinson
>the luvvie has luvvie views
Wow who knew
Logan Harris
They should sack him and replace him with a nigger, it would teach him a lesson. See also: Gary Lineker.
Adrian Clark
See you tomorrow user
Levi Sanchez
i hope this is a larp, think of your kids
Aaron Morales
Has anyone seen Containment?
It's about Brits quarantined in a block of flats by the guberment. It's low budget but based.
Justin Russell
>war on coronavirus
cringe
Colton Jones
Post some comfy Canaletto.
Christian Ortiz
There was a good Belgian virus series called "Cordon", might rewatch it
Samuel Brooks
Oral sex with women a leading cause of head and neck cancer in men.
lick a fanny die of cancer :-(
Jack Scott
shit larp and that's me saying that
Colton Turner
you don't need to pay the mortgage at the moment
Tyler Jackson
Tyler Campbell
>no you can’t die doing what you love, you’ve got to wageslave for decades more and pay into the system
Cringe
Blake Gutierrez
Yes, more in a minute.
Andrew Howard
sounds like Await Further Instructions
family wakes up one morning to find they have all been barricaded in their home, and the TV just says 'await further instructions'.
it's pretty good
Nathaniel Watson
you better be larping you fat cunt
Angel White
He's dead Dave.
Alexander Hall
WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY
SLAVERY
Xavier Walker
where is this shithole?
Northwick Park Hospital in Harrow has declared a “critical incident” due to a surge in patients with covid-19
Ethan Reed
how absolutely racist is this country? literally shaking and crying right now
Brody Jenkins
HPV right? aren't they passed from mother to fetus as well? i'm fucked
Xavier Young
Really wish we had guns.
Grayson Baker
Nigger
William Perry
i like the taste though its bitter and sweet at the same time.
Connor Rivera
the govt advice should include an hour or two walking a day. the number of borderline potential cases would decrease within a month. especially those with underlying health problems caused by lifestyle choices.
Isaiah Diaz
he's overdosed on kalms
Adam Gray
nevermind harrow
Charles Lopez
>4.5% of the population
Kayden Reed
Definately give daisy ridley a taste of my meat sabre mind.
Elijah Ramirez
northwest london
it is a shit hole
Brody Peterson
had a friend die of cancer a few years ago, he was a regular with prossies & would go down on them, the daft sod.
Alexander Wilson
Here's a link if anyone's interested, it's pretty mental
Chase Phillips
want to say that to my face, huh wh*teboi?
Adam Ross
the hospital is a dump, the staff are good..usual story.
Benjamin Fisher
Its SARS CoV-2 you fucking retard. How can anyone seriously be calling it just a cold or just the flu at this point
Xavier Cox
>Harrow
The Muslim virus meme is real
Elijah Gutierrez
Cheers
Tyler Green
why int kids food elfy?
Brody Wilson
might read the plague by camus again
get in the quarantine mindset
Jayden Torres
It's shit.
Camden Jenkins
cunt nicked my turkey twizzlers
Ayden Cook
the CoV is redundant t b h
just popping down the shop to get some SARS-2
Andrew Cox
keep praying together brothers, especially with the sick, allah will show the way
Henry Sanders
Look at this cunt crying because she can't buy any food. Everybody stocked up and she didn't because the government told her not to. twitter.com
Anthony Kelly
Mate on the off chance youre not larping, most banks are offering mortgage holidays etc. Get onto youre mortgage holder sharpish.
Jace Nguyen
it's a SARS/AIDS chimera that you can't gain any immunity to or truly recover from. the virus is mutating extremely quickly too (far quicker than a natural vius would). look at what the strain in italy is doing and consider what's going to happen when it gets into the brazilian bat population and mutates into something deadlier.
Ayden Reyes
This fat-tongued cunt is going to be on the telly DAILY during the Wuhan flu crisis, telling people how to boil a fucking egg and the like, as if we didn't have enough problems
Andrew Lopez
journal of the plague year.
Luis Nguyen
Now thats just foolish. What cancer got him?
Jack Walker
>being so retarded you have to ask people on here instead of searching google in seconds.
typical tripcancer
Hunter Price
colourised coins when?
Justin Thompson
>no, the number went down according to another number
Gay
Gavin Watson
>People still giving the /cvg/ mong (you)'s
You used to be better than this brit/pol/
Ryder Carter
great book. Defoe in general is really overlooked, people only talk about Robinson Crusoe
Benjamin Cook
...
Ryan Morgan
>tfw the vaccine trials fail because you can't develop a vaccine for a coronavirus, let alone one that has ADE
Juan Morales
People still entertain the trips, it’s hopeless
Noah Stewart
IT'S OVER
Brayden Lopez
Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
Lincoln King
Cured it mate. Let it be known a brit/pol/ster fucking cured the virus.
= Reggie Reggie chicken with veg.
>took me 2 days.
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Carter Taylor
start putting cute dogs on the currency
Grayson Ortiz
news.sky.com
I hope weatherspoons go bankrupt
Juan Cox
Lmao, he's scared of a cold, let me guess, you're morbidly obese?
Jacob Baker
this
Jonathan Howard
The coronavirus hysteria is a manufactured psyop like Kony 2012 and other early 2010s causes were. With the Arab Spring and similar social media circuses in the early 2010s they wanted to see how quickly a population could be mobilised into bandwagonning a cause, and now, nearly ten years later, they're seeing how quickly the goyim can be made to actively go out and spend their money (Quick! Buy all the diet coke!) or suddenly be sparked into attacking other races. It'll be whites next.
Jaxon Adams
cvg predicted this.
Jeremiah Murphy
brain tumours, lung cancer, stomach cancer, he was riddled with it at the end..
Grayson Murphy
>The virgin twelve-sided mulatto pound
>The chad circular monochromatic quid
Cameron Collins
nice duckpic tho
Daniel Allen
but we all know what will happen. all the pubs that have switched to home-delivering food will go under and be bought up by wetherspoons
Jason Perez
cope faggot. Although they could play music, other than that, fuck you!
Ethan Walker
what's going to happen when the virus starts jumping to animals? we're fucked when it gets into the rat population.
Angel Anderson
I havent seen any suggestion it is a "new strain" in Italy. Do you have any sources? Regardless it looks absolutely horrendous what is happening to patients. Everyone coming going into hospital with deadly pneumonia.
Benjamin Parker
pathetic spastics
Colton Anderson
I'm surprised Crusoe isn't banned form the shelves for saying blacks are savages.
Andrew Fisher
spoons is our/pubchain though
Nolan Edwards
>wanting to pay shitter chain pubs more for a pint
Y?
Kayden Morgan
>Although they could play music,
one of the best things about spoons is that they don't blare out the latest pop shite to make everybody suffer
Anthony Thompson
>muh internet specialist
>muh Twitter screencap
Get a fucking life loser
Jeremiah Gomez
Q predicted cvg
Ayden Morris
scientists confirmed two major strains over a month ago, they currently believe that there are 200+ out there. immunity and vaccinations are impossible at this point.
Carter Gutierrez
watching naked attraction
lmfao it’s amazing
Robert Rodriguez
why do you fear and envy the independent watering hole?
Adrian Robinson
They only had beans with sausages, not sure how I feel about this t b h
Zachary Martinez
Based spoons. Also wtf
news.sky.com
>Duffy has shared her first update with fans after revealing she was drugged and raped and held captive by an attacker.
Brayden Gray
based
Michael Foster
Anyone who's ever worked somewhere they play Heart/Absolute Radio all day knows suffering.
Easton Campbell
more like naked mingers lfmao
Joshua Turner
Herd Immunity it is.
Ian Lewis
Great news
Anthony Sanders
>nooooooooo, you can't just have a cheeky pint, you have to give into the media hysteria!
Nathaniel Lopez
>London hospital declares 'petrifying' critical incident as intensive care unit is now 100% FULL because of a surge in coronavirus patients
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Sebastian Davis
I took out the rubbish, sorry.
Ian Price
seething incel lmfao
John Allen
That's a -very- tiny fridge.
Jacob Nelson
i'm not a fan of chains tbph, but spoons is ok by me. better than the likes of punch and enterprise. i hope they go fucking bust
Eli Wilson
Actually your right, I meant ambient like decent music (mumford &sons?). In reality it'd be a black give singing about "love" or some pop shite being pushed.
Joseph Thomas
>still no jobs for a loser like me
>no birth certificate
>no driving license
>no future
jdimsa
Charles Green
We are all fucked then
Eli Perez
have sex
Juan Foster
i predicted this
Grayson Barnes
Dont get it. Why wouldnt people just watch a spank vid?
Logan Cooper
I can deal with Heart but the girls at works keep putting Radio 1 on. Now that is unrelenting shit if you're over the age of 15.
Ryder Torres
worked at this retail place they had the same songs on a loop usb stick every day.
It was unbearable.
Jaxson Peterson
They’ve got space in their offices if they have the will
Ayden Lewis
that's the weird thing about tradesmen. they just put the radio on and put up with whatever shite comes on, it's so brainless