I’m going on a date with a white girl with dyed hair and piercings from Seattle

I’m going on a date with a white girl with dyed hair and piercings from Seattle

What should I expect?

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Buttsex.
Prepare your anus.

>If you’re black
Based
>If you’re white
Kys

Uhhhh...isn't the a Corona virus thing going on in Seattle?

easy sex and STDs

HPV

at least one extra penis

How fat is she?

5’7 190 pounds maybe
No people are pretending like it’s not serious

uninteresting conversation and mediocre sex.

Socialist proselytization

AIDS

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>mediocre

>implying it will be anywhere near that good

Natural color dye?
If she’s got cruella de vile type hair and loaded with tats and piercings she is bad news. Learn this valuable lesson:
>a woman’s amount of peircings and tattoos is DIRECTLY proportional to the amount of cock she has already taken. More tatts and more piercings on a woman means she’s had many many men before you enter her whole.

Women who tattoo and pierce themselves are stronk and empowered women. These are the type of women you do not ever want to have to interact with. There made for waiting tables and taking every smoke brake their employer allows. There’s nothing but risk to these women. I don’t even recommend dipping your dick in them and throwing them away. They charge you with rape if your not hot enough, and could give you an std.
Otherwise if this pierced up woman from Seattle is at least halfway decent just has degenerate hair dye and piercings because it’s trendy then she’s just a commoner. If not as bad as described above she likely will never have any respect for you, and will cuck you and divorce rape you if you end up being anything serious to her.
Rule of thumb: debt free virgins without tattoos. And bro’s before hoes man.

Women with died hair are like poisonous tree frogs! Run!!!

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Run. Thank me later.

Coronaids

HIV

Wasted life time

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she sounds hideous

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You should be prepared to acknowledge your white priviledge. you should also ram your cock into her tonsils

>girl

>I’m going on a date with a white girl with dyed hair and piercings from Seattle
>
>What should I expect?
To go to prison when she accuses you of rape.

one hell of a way to get whiplash

>I’m going on a date with a white girl with dyed hair and piercings from Seattle
>What should I expect?

Daddy issues, dichotomy of ultra liberal feminism and masochistic sex, STDs.
If you actually like her, treat her well, and show her interest she will ghost you.
Treat her like a human toilet and she will stalk you.

Cooooof coooooofff hey user coooooof thx for going out w me cooooooooofFFfffff

You'll be the one to pay for dinner.

"Cripes man, I haven't seen spinal fractures like this since the Rhino paddock incident at Chester Zoo"

>What should I expect?
Corona virus and an STD or all STDs

Corona virus riots
seattle riots over absolutely nothing

fpbp

>5’7 190 pounds maybe
I puked a little.

two months of quarantine.

I always tell girls I date that THEY need to pay for dinner or there not strong and empowered. Hahahaha.
Most say “asshole” and leave. A few pay.

AIDS.

syphilis

A lighter wallet and a distinct lack of any sexual contact unless your skin is brown.

Don't be surprised if she turns to not be a sjw type. Around here the nazi chicks still look just as punk as the libs

if you are confident and moderately attractive them you can probably get her to take our her piercing and talk about how much feminism sucks
but be warned, she is permanently damaged

Yes but surely a tatted up purple haired girl with piercings is clean.

Coffee with a side of crazy and abandonment issues.

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you are asking this sort of question on an incel site

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infection, death, mass grave

Chunky bitches use to be a smart choice for short manlets back in the day when fat shaming and nerd shaming was extreme and women were seriously considered worthless by society you could be pretty damned certain no one else was going to be fucking your wife behind your back if she was fat and homely(just be sure that she’s one of those “not into the bar scene”). Problem is these days with social media access all women even fat and disgusting ones are loaded up with comments from men even really attractive men and there’s also millions of opportunity’s for fat homely wives to cheat with one click of a button while your at work and there at home.
21st century conviniences ruined the old world convinineces we had. Back in the 90s if any dude was worried about being cucked in the future I’d always tell em “marry a fat chick man a holes a hole she still makes babies, cleans, cooks”. But no longer can one recommend this as all women even fat ugly bitches are considered princesses anymore.

wtf did she die?

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You should expect to be banned for 24 hours for making Yas Forums your fucking diary or trying to be /qa/ outside of /qa/
Fuck off.

You'll get laid easily, but expect a lot of mopiness and drug problems. Also, wear a rubber dude

she is going to be nice to you until she realizes that she has her claws in your heart then she can stop pretending and act like a total fucking cunt and you're going to love every second of it. You'll do anything to make the special pussy happy, "I wan feel good rond my dik, pweeeeesee bby I'm sowwy!!!"

why date that user?

>dyed hair and piercings
She sounds like a disgusting racemixing subhuman. Stay away from worthless dysgenic sluts like that. You should have saw that from a mile away.

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How seeing Trump on TV gives her "real and valid" PTSD. I did the same thing with a Jewish girl with huge tits and a fat ass, her personality was so insufferable by the end of the first outing I axed it there.

If she has a conservative upbringing but has just revolted, you can turn her back by behaving correctly. If she was always raised a freak then it's probably a lost cause.

If you can show interest in a woman while also being dominating, you can mold them as long as they feel loved.

This OP. She'll do ass to mouth on the first date just be a smooth chad & she'll let you cum in her bum.

t. Seattle Chad user

>What should I expect?
her dick

>people are pretending like it’s not serious
>people
Meaning you. Why would you go on a date with some bugchasing whore during a pandemic?

oooooo boy
First ask if she’s got the Chinese virus or knows anyone with it, then topics should change to how the cages that trump sends all the illegal muslim Mexican immigrants are too spacious.
Finally end the night telling her that hitler did nothing wrong, and trannies are all mentally ill faggots.

>white girl
honey that girl has a penis and you can guess where it will be coming

Just tell her you want a rainbow family like Angelina Jolie and you'll be fine

If she lets everyone do it is it really that much of a reward?

>What should I expect?
To be accused of rape

yes

A tranny with corona virus.

Yep. You can give or take but it's going to be alot of anal

Death, retard, think of the Corona

Corona chan.

The Kobe virus

Herpes

Ebola

You mean every Chad. She doesn't let everyone do it only the highest smv men in her mind she'll let do it to her. The reward is doing the nastiest thing to a broker whore for a few times then throwing her into the trash

Hairy legs and armpits

Covid-19 AND a false rape accusation.

this
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Based.

Good luck, user.
FPBP

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Best bj of your life, possibly rough anal.
By the time your ass starts feeling better youll have coronachan.

>5'7"
>190 pounds
Oh god that's fat,

HIV, AIDS, or some other STD.