WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING IN 5 MINUTES

GET IN HERE


youtu.be/AXbxNT4ncXo

GET IN HERE

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First for BRAP gang

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CHINESE VIRUS

they delay these more and more each day

>Let's gather and send a prayer for israel my fellow Americans

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY TO CONTAIN, QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE ON TRACK FOR THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO. MASS FATALITY EVENT IN THE MAKING. PREPARE FOR LONG TERM ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY.

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No shit. Such a waste of bandwidth to watch dead air

>implying the masses will fall for that.

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(Forever) Forever, (And ever) yeah
(You'll stay in my heart and I will love you)

announce my neetbux drompf

YOU HAD TO LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES

Digits for Kung Flu

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YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
that is all

Thanks fren.

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>(((1 post by this ID)))

Today is the day of triple 20's, there better be something awesome said.

Ah shit here we go again..

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More info about NEETBUX pls

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Got me some rum and coffee, still in my pj's, the sun is coming out after it's been storming all night, and I got my kitty cat nearby. Now a White House briefing about the pandemic?
Today's going to be a comfy day, bros.

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Destroy the child

Can't wait until they announce that Chloroquin will be distributed throughout the country starting tomorrow.

>and I got my kitty cat nearby.

Cat should be on lap. Purring optional.

how many fat mutts will die from the virus?

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eat the cat

Some of were screeching as autistically as we could, user

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>(((1 post by this ID)))

>tfw nationwide lockdown being announced

why is the orange asshole speaking litterally everyday?

ITS JUST NOW STARTING. GET IN HERE.

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Hopefully all of them

if it means the death of israel its a worthy sacrificr

>03/20/20
???

you think they're telling us the truth? Blatant corruption in the trump admin and government as a whole on both sides are getting exposed daily

WALKS IN NIGGERS. WALKS OUT.

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>HEY CEASAR! You're dialing in?
What did he mean by this?

u forgot about 2020 dumbass

Whats with the missing seal?

IVANKA.

WHATS SO FUNNY DID THEY JUST LAUGH

3/20/2020
Triple 20's

>(((nigger)))

no sound?

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WHERE MY NEETBUX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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is trump always late?

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Someone asked a Joke question.

SEALED > UNSEALED

youtube.com/watch?v=uPiJ_7ek9i0

why do you suck off niggers literally everyday

Seals still gone. So is the other flag.

I want Ivanka to sit on my face

>pjs
>owns a cat
>works in a non essential industry (aka not a trade or medical, aka a pussy job)

nu male faggot confirmed.

I got that. Plus the 03.

I never realized how gorgeous she was, what a fox

Shooting to the stars

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what Mike Pompeo doing there?
did trump fucked up again

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It's Barron's birthday today too.

CHINESE VIRUS

caught
foxnews.com/politics/dianne-feinstein-3-senate-colleagues-sold-off-stocks-before-coronavirus-crash-reports

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Is Pence a cyborg
Does he have the same augments as Cheney?

Your employer will have them

quite based

HE SAID IT AGAIN

Lol.
Bleating faggots placing any value on anything coming out of the mouth of a politician. Save yourselves. No one else is going to. Learn it quickly.

Chinese virus

CHY-NA

CHiNESE ViRUS

Called it Chinese virus again

CHINESE VIRUS

>CHINESE
>VIRUS

>youtu.be/AXbxNT4ncXo
Still no seal on the podium

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WOW SO BASED

of the..
)pause(
Chinese Virus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>chinese virus
so based

Checked

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>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
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Standardized testing not going to be enforced! Dumbass students confirmed!

why do you shitpost on /stormpol/ litterally everyday ?

CHINESE VIRUS

CHINESE VIRUS

the pause before CHINESE VIRUS gets me every time

Schools closed = No school shootings

thanks trump

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they actually canned the standardized test, holy shit

GIB ME MY GIBS!!!!!1

CHINESE VIRUS
HE SAID IT GUYS LAUGH HE SAID THE THING

>memeflag
Gotta warm that shilling up, Ishmael

>suspend payment
>Zero interest
poors mad

based

Trump seems like he’s been up for days. The corona must be getting powerful.

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Who's the old fart behind Trump ?

going full commie lulz

Instantly confirmed chinese

>TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE HIS OFFER OF IVANKA AS A SEX SLAVE TO THE FIRST SCIENTIST THAT COMES UP WITH A CURE

HOLY SHIT HE JUST COUGHED!!!

shut up chink

This is to prevent the hospital system from being overwhelmed. So what have all the tax dollars gone to FEMA for? All the billions gone to emergency management and tye best you get is shutdown the economy and sit in your house.

orange man bad
orange man make corona
if you wear red hat it you fault for corona

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he is especiall orange today lmao

Mike Pence

Lamo trump is a Zionist faggot but he is going to beat Biden so hard.

Is this Bernie Sanders wear a trump outfit?

ITS NOT THE CHINESE VIRUS

OH NOOOOOOO

You're joking right? Standardized testing is what public schools are made of. That type of education literally turns white kids into niggers

Well explained faggot

if his whole face was the same color of his actual skin he'd look dead

jews

CHAD WOLF

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Dude that image is from like 2009. I remember jacking off to it 10 years ago

CHAD

Haven't seen Pompeo at one of these yet right?

Pompeo slaps Governors publicly on China
>youtube.com/watch?v=g1BbswU3i10
>archive.is/X5krk
>Pompeo told some 44 governors at the National Governors Association winter meeting that they are being individually analyzed by at least one Chinese government-backed think-tank on how malleable they are, and how prone to cooperate with China. And he warned governors to be cautious on everything from business deals topension fundsto theD.C. Metro system.

>DiBlasio (NY-D)
www1.nyc.gov/office-of-the-mayor/news/079-20/mayor-de-blasio-speaker-johnson-queens-chamber-commerce-encourage-new-yorkers-visit#/0

>DeWine (OH-R)
spectrumnews1.com/oh/columbus/news/2020/01/07/chinese-company-makes--46-million-investment-in-ohio

>Pritzker (IL-D)
wmix94.com/2019/09/19/pritzker-lauds-illinois-china-business-relationship/

>Inslee (WA-D)
governor.wa.gov/news-media/inslee-statement-statewide-shutdown-restaurants-bars-and-limits-size-gatherings-expanded

>Whitme (MI-D)
michigan.gov/whitmer/0,9309,7-387-90487-521763--,00.html

>Hogan (MD-R)
governor.maryland.gov/2020/03/16/governor-hogan-orders-closure-of-bars-and-restaurants-announces-unprecedented-public-health-surge-to-combat-covid-19-crisis/

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CHAD WOLF?!?!?

I mean the she-mutt

That's the lady that always brings up HIV because we're being slowly conditioned to the fact that we are all getting infected with incurable, weaponized HIV.

CHAD WILL BE MAKING A STATEMENT

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CHAD MAKING A STATEMENT, I REPEAT, CHAD WILL BE MAKING A STATEMENT

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CHAD STATEMENT SOON

admit it, you're only here to see if we get the TrumpBux

Imagine trump dying of the chinese virus

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shut up bug eater

why has Biden been so quiet on this crisis? is he out of adrenochrome?

>Why you post on Yas Forums
so the glownigs can keep their job.
GlowStreet4life nigga

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Believe it or not insider training isn’t illegal for Senators and Congressmen

GIB ME GIBS

>ASS BURDEN

a perfect storm...

I'm just waiting for all the reporters to sperg out about Chinese Virus desu

We already cured it I’ll fuck her in cow poo

Still keepin the illegals out go uncle Donnie

He coughs soon...

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the moment I clicked this link it opened up the video as Trump was saying "the perfect storm"

Not enough obviously.

He knows that anything he says right now will ruin him come November. He wants open borders. He wants more coronavirus.

stock market is going down always when he talks

Gib me that sweet, sweet NEET yeet, for favor

Mass deportations incoming

H O L Y S H I T
the IRS just flew over my house!

Can I get a quick rundown of what has been said so far?

CANADA IS TREATED LIKE MEXICO!
DAY OF THE RAKE NOW!

('"\( '...')/"')

*rawr* "ill prwotect uwu from the cwronavwirus"

hehe

Has he said mememe?

Is that girl on the right blinking a lot or is it just me?

>CHINA VIRUS

Borders treated equally!

MAGA

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He could announce a cure right now and they'd still sperg about "HE SAID CHINESE VIRUS HE DID A NO-NO"

fuck off degenerate furry

>berates user for no reason
You really fit in here

Oh thank God I was worried they'd done something wrong and that we might actually have to risk life and limb to persecute the evildoers . .

>title 42

When was the last time
that Trump gave a conference where he didn't look like a dying coofer?

>Getting along with liberal governors to contain virus
>Keeping illegals out
>National response activation at highest level
>Support for small businesses

How many times is that lizard on the right going to blink. Her BPM is off the charts.

>Trump implies the security at the southern border will be taking a new approach

livestream of migrants getting gunned down on sight soon

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In kek we praise

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She's blinking a ton, meanwhile pence is hardly blinking at all.

>low energy
low energy
>low energy
low energy

Morrisey Code

WHY IS THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT BLINKING

SOMEONE TRANSLATE MORSE CODE

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you realize the fucking news vultures take non stop heavy flash photography right? and for those not used to it it's fucking brutal on your eyes

I can't pay attention to anything he is saying with the lizard blinking nonstop in the background what the fuck

She's preparing and formatting the lies in her head before she says it

>defeat the unseen enemy
OH NO JEWBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Can I get me that quick rundown

holy shit she is just blinking constantly what the fuck is that a coded message or something

Some of what he's saying just isn't true lol

She looks like she's about to collapse

this, somebody get on this, I'm too fucking tired to

kek

i'm really ivanka trump, send help

OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT

Yeah, people would have no patience for anything the Democrats want right now. No one wants to hear about helping foreigners or taking away guns. Best thing they can do is keep their mouths shut and hope Trump blows it on this.

Get a load of this lizard apologist over here.

it's her low battery warning

>CHAD WOLF
what the absolute fuck

congrats on most awesome name in human history

>some good things

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HOLY FUCK ITS A WAR NOW.

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That's not the magic boomer phrase

lord how dumb are most of you?

its not morse code, its an effect of fatigue and tiredness

Oh lovely

Light(on cameras) is too intense.

CIA BRO STOPPED THE TRANSMISSION

Yesterday he was firing on all cylinders.

HE SAID IT!

CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS

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Do you see what I see?

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lmao Pompeo is cranking it out now

>Doing a fantastic job

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>the chinese virus
lmao they are doing it on purpose

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POMPEO SAID IT

> CHINESE VIRUS

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He is joking lmao

>Chinese Virus
The other guy said the thing! lol

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>chinese virus
Triggered

POMPEO WITH THE CHINESE VIRUS!

CHINESE VIRUS
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I think they are just shitposting

C H Y N A

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BORDERS CLOSED
SEND EM HOME
TO THE PLACE
THEY BELONG

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user we appreciate your screeching. We have been screeching too

Spics and snow niggers BTFO

There gonna be a war, isn't there??

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CHINK VIRUS
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i love it when they say "Chinese Virus"

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Ameircans avoid ALL international travel

Bunker

Damn right. The West vs. China

yes

didn't it sound strange how he repeated they want a happening at the very start of the whole statement?

you got nothing to lose? may daily life sucks atm. happenings arent comfy if you are involved.

they probably know the shift patterns of the lab workers in China that fucked up

nobody cares where's my neetbux

They are talking about us!!!

>dont believe bad actors
>Actors
>CELEBS

happening fags btfo ? he didn't say it was false

Notice diagonal ties

Q larp denied as bad actor!

Me too.
Twitter goes batshit crazy.

they seem so worried about those US solders spreading the virus to china

Yes. I have been saying this. This is the next 911.

Yeah wtf is all this talking. Give me TrumpBux now.

Wow!! Pompeo just stated clearly WHY Trump is calling it chinese virus.

Get fucked chinks

US United to fuck you up.

trump's tie is the stock market

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>CHAD WOLF
>MANLET
OH NONONONONONONONO!

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MOGGED

Talking about Hanx

>I-its not a us bio weapon
>t-the lockdowns are fake news goy!

TOP KEHK

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Whoa check out the ears on this fella. Elves DLC confirmed

big think

Yes

>THE BLINKING TRANSMISSION CONTINUES

Have they mentioned lockdowns

CHAD WOLF

degenerate trip

chad is a manlet

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wait wtf he's a manlet

Was best girl spotted yet?

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>chad is a manlet

5'11 vs 6'2

Wrong, after the Peolosi case when she and her husband bought Visa stock just days before she relaxed restrictions on them and then days later sold the stock on $20 profit, each, Congress intorduced a law to make this illegal.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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SHE HAS THE VIRUS

halfling dlc

true, just across my border in PA they just announced a "stay in place order" which is just a euphemism for lockdown. Only essential personnel allowed

Are you retarded?

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Kek

> Avoid disinformation
> Such as that the US Army created the virus
> Such as information about lockdowns
Sounds to me like Project Zyphr is a no go
PROJECT ZYPHR IS A NOTHINGBURGER

HAIL THE GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP, BEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!!

THE CHAD MANLET

Changed in 2012

HE SAID PERFECT STORM, TRUST THE PLAN

no q/a yet

I’m no military strategist but if someone has any crazy ambitions now would be a good time.

Noticed that yesterday she’s a rapid blinker - some kinda Morse code

Gross

and changed pick

MOTHERFUCKING JANNIES DELETED THE /EHHG/ THREADS AND BANNED ME. THEY ARE FUCKING SCARED

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sticky when?

It's almost a foregone conclusion at this point.