/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2316 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Holy shit. I haven't been on in a few days and I think that number doubled. I'm talking like 3 days I think.

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Fuck commie shills
Fuck niggers

Please Corona-Chan. PLEASE. Infect all the satanists from this hellhole.
I'm the name of Jesus, kill them all

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got it on my shelf, iz good.

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Is anyone else worried about him?

>Ron Paul you die in your lifetime (probs from chinese virus)

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Is montreal dead

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Was wondering the same...

Obligatory

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>stocks up
>malaria cure found

Pack it up bros, we're done here.

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wow good question.

>NHS England say a further 39 people who tested positive for covid-19 have died, bringing the total number of confirmed reported deaths in England to 167
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1241026478650920960

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Don't call it a grave

Post one, get one for free

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>2950 NEW IN NEW YORK
7,102 IN TOTAL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY MY STATE
FUCK THE CITY. LIBERAL TROGLODYTE PEDOPHILES MUH CULTURAL ENRICHMENT RETARDS. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO OUR STATE.

I BETTER NOT SEE YOU SLICKERS UPSTATE.

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Comfy /cvg/ veterans report

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They can't pay the fine so they can't be fined.

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Please cite full file number

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Do cocaine addicts already have lung damage? Would explain why Milan got hit so much.

What's considered non essential in NY?

>IT manager for a 30+ person project
>warned my bosses in mid FEB this is coming
>urged local IT and teams to be ready
>people finally listening somewhat last week
>people freaking out yesterday
>Trying to manage my people and send as many home as I coordinate laptops, VPNs, and work.
>one worker calls me today "Hey man my wife may be sick. I'll let you know the results."
>ask him what she does.
>Oh she's a flight attendant. She got back from the bahamas a few days ago.
>stunned
>She was in france a few weeks ago

I am kill. I let one slip in boys and everybody is going to die.
I forgot to ask them what their spouses do.
I let one slip in.
They are all dead too.

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Remember to not fall for confirmation bias; numbers are going up now because they are being counted. You can not be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

If any of you lazy niggers haven’t read the UK disease modeling projections, do it nao so you will know what the fuck you are talking about. imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

The Bongs and other “herd” countries are doing it 100% right, and it pains me to say that because they are lefty faggots for the most part. The USA is quietly doing the same thing (no testing, allowing community spread to be established before initiating social distancing), but I guess we haven’t spelled it out like the UK because Burger and Aussie TP panic is real.
Corona-chan cannot be contained. This disease will have to run it’s course and no amount of wide spread early testing or containment would have changed that. The long asymptomatic period and really high R0 means that we would always be one step behind. All it takes is for one asymptomatic carrier to step on an airplane and boom..global pandemic. That genie was never going back in the bottle. Therefore, herd immunity is the only answer because this shit will be over by the time a vaccine arrives, (immunity should be about 2 years if this is similar to SARS). The problem is that once the hospitals are overwhelmed, this shit gets deadly (see Italy)…so, social distancing will be used to regulate the flow of the really sick into the hospitals until 80% of the population has been exposed to this. It’s all in the report so fucking read it. And chloroquine could be a game changer…if it is as effective as described, we could just go back to business as usual.

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>he could have lasted all 8 years of a presidency

I don’t get how governments in Western civilisation react to this virus, they all seem fully surrounded since day one, not even put up a fight.
Does the ruling class in the West know something we plebs don’t?

Can China's number at least come close to looking real?
They are pretty bad at lying for doing it so often.

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I joined at cvg 1030-ish, pretty comfy

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Thank you baker!

heh

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+39 deaths in Herd Britain

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>South Korea (Population: 51.7M): +9,640 new tests
>New York State (Population: 19.4M): +10.072 new tests
woah

they're already fleeing to you, big guy

Read my thread “from a Doctor - part 2”

Go force a handshake on somebody like your PM

Still nothing about the bodies re-animating after 3 months.

Just the Flu bro

Where the hell have you been?

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Not necessarily the lungs, but all drugs damage your organs in some way as the body gets rid of them.

saudi banned domestic flights and public transportation (plus taxi)

is worldmeters full of shit or something? We've had 2 new deaths in greece this morning(at 8 deaths now) and it's still at 6. tf

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>Britain
Nobody cares.

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I expect Britain to start lying soon to not provoke a civil war.

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>That cat hasn't got a suit on, what's wrong with you???

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Why are these people sitting so close to each other?

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I always thought the end times story in the Bible was bullshit because how could something turn man against his own brother? Now I realize this virus is capable of just that. People are paranoid of their own family members and for good reason. They're the most likely to infect you because you let them get close. I can't believe this is actually happening.

Good series !

fuck ccp

How's N Africa?

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>fleeing
>to me
We'll see about that user.

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Joined at around 190

It takes time for them to update

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Reporting in, veteran from January

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Are we done Britbros?

NY is non essential in general

Over 50 new reported cases in India today, /cvg/ should turn attention towards India. If will be the happening if the next two weeks.

It was a Greek-user who posted the original screen capture:

WE HAVE PROOFS THAT CHIND DOWNPLAYED THE THREAT AND DANGEROUS VIRUS WHILE ARE ALL OF SHIT
LINK PROVIDED,DATE 30/12/2019 WUHAN ALWAYS AT EPIDEMIC LEVEL
twitter.com/i/status/1211885780735389696

archive.vn/Vc73G

Original link: theredelephants.com/breaking-us-government-knew-about-corona-virus-in-december-failed-to-act/

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Someone inform Greta that the whole world is on school strike

God damn I think I was here when it was like 100 - 200 something threads

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i don't feel so good

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