>Chicago police brass on Wednesday “encouraged” cops to issue tickets rather than make physical arrests for a long list of misdemeanor violations as the department tries to “limit and prevent incidents of exposure to any communicable disease.”
>The memo from CPD General Counsel Dana O’Malley did not specifically mention the unfolding COVID-19 outbreak as the motivation for the department’s move, but the new procedure came as officials work to prevent the virus from spreading to police lockups and the county jail.
>A ticket – officially known as an “Administrative Notice of Ordinance Violation” or ANOV – cannot be issued if the alleged crime requires a jail sentence as the only form of punishment, according to O’Malley’s message.
>Court dates for newly-issued ANOVs will be scheduled for at least 60 days into the future, an increase from the usual 28 day timeframe.
>O’Malley’s message included a list of more than 75 violations that the department has approved for ticketing rather than physical arrest. The list includes:
>Disorderly conduct >Inciting riots >Threats or intimidation in public places >Defacing houses of worship and cemeteries >Trespassing >Vandalism >Unauthorized videotaping or “upskirting” >Possession of body armor >Possession of burglary tools >Prostitution >Gambling >Cruelty to children
>pssst, he can't find work because he's demonstrating how incompetent he is by his reading comprehension yes, he finally found the reason noone will hire him
Daniel Ramirez
>DeSantis still refuses to close the beaches
what the fuck
Elijah Morales
fpbp
Chase Sullivan
Finnjew is never going to find love because he's a dumb sandnigger who cannot stop spilling his spaghetti. I am not reading the Yas Forums /cvg/'s pastebin either.
They won't give up 600 billion for us citizens to recover from their own forced shutdowns of businesses. They certainly won't let you die while they can tax you. It's nothing and even if it wasn't you should be more worried about becoming a slave to jews. Unless Trump proves everyone wrong and actually gets that $2000 to every citizen without a following tax hike.
Joshua Sullivan
This kinda feels like it's over and things will go back to normal next week, no?
Christopher Diaz
I have no clue what the fuck they're thinking but anticipate more weeks of idiocy.
nobody has explained to me why people older than 30 with children that can't go into work because state governments have mandated closures can't just learn to code. There is a guy on my street in his 50s in medical device sales that is complaining hospitals have adjusted their budgets for the next few months and can no longer afford to purchase new surgery devices from him for a while. I told him he should try ziprecruiter or indeed and stop being a lazy piece of shit and he just got mad. I don't get it?
> It's all so sickening to see the world collapse and end right before me. Maybe it is time to find solace in church user. Have I told you about the Church of Lulz and Despair yet?
