WOOOOO SPRING BREAK

America should be nuked.

>grow up in YOLO culture
>[everyone else] act surprised when you don't give a shit
Didn't boomers flop around in a field of mud on acid spreading stds aids and God knows what else and called it woodstock?

>AY YO HOL UP check out my mixtape

likely scenario

YOLOOOOOOOO

PUSSY, BEER, SEX!!!!!!!

Never relax

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Selling weed.

but they live in rich neighborhoods, so this is a very good thing. hopefully they kill as many people as they possibly can before dying in a rich hospital.

>spring break

sausage fest is more like it

Actually no. Iv had plenty of opportunities to attend stuff like this over the years and I opted out pretty much every time. You can invest your time much better with reading, hiking, and doing nature photography. These Cancun spring break gatherings are essentially just escapades of public degeneracy.. but for some reason a lot of cultural significance has been attributed to them by certain groups.

spring break has always been a thing for vapid whores and meat head frat bros. no one should be surprised by their level of stupidity, it's a given

Wew.
40% of hospital admissions are in the 20-55 age group.
Wew.

UV light on sunny sandy beaches kills viruses.

It's not like these hot young people who go to the gym 3 times a week are going to be hooked up to respirators.

It's going to be the people who overcharged them on college and told them "to pull themselves up by the bootstraps" to die. Why should these hot young people give a shit?

Why are all the guys in these pictures these ugly muds

unironically this

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Corona-chan is my rake, and it's time to bag the leaves.

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Reaching for his wallet

He's clearly a footfag

Stupid chads, stay home

Here torso tattoo says built for BBC

Just was

They're retarded because their parents were equally as retarded. Everyone alive today grew unaware of the dangers of a worldwide epidemic. The current generation will at least have some sort of awareness and pass it on to their kids.

>n-no, you’ve got to contribute to the line and israel’s pockets and not enjoy your life, free from media hysteria
Much better to be a milquetoast pencil pusher

Those people are so vain. They hang out with each other because of looks and sex. Meanwhile I'm only interested in the cute humble girls who are homely.

Girls just like to have fun hehehe

why are springbreakers such degenerates?

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Guy's wallet fell from his pocket. Never an opportunity missed.

>map of anomalous high fevers

Florida is kill.

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Funny enough the place where they end up at the end of the movie Carriers is where the spring breakers are goin wild. Not safe here.

this is true, actually it's not uncommon for them to take a full shit by accident down the back of the guy's neck. happens way more often that women would want you to think

Digits and they mutate Corona-chan into actual airborne aids

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He's smakin' dat ass

O don't blame them. Fuck this nonsense.

Bunch of virgins around here kek, y'all dont know what is partying 48 straight while on speed, go drink your tea grandpa, we young niggas are taking over

And aids and syphilis and herpes and gonorrhea

Death to degenerates

Still she'll rise though. So strong.

Turns out zoomers have the highest average IQ, theyve all realized the virus scare is fake

holy moly what the fuck, my entire family is in florida

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING.
It’s just too much sometimes kek

This.

You can barely take over a twitch channel or get work outside of starbucks. Stick to your quavo albums faggot

Is spring break a good place to meet your future huwhite wife?

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When the economy collapses these people will be remembered as heroes who made one last desperate attempt to keep it going instead of panicking.

i..is that guy trying to steal his wallet?

The only sane people in the country rn

Sounds like a great idea, go for it user.

AHHHH TYRONE

IM GONNA

COOOOOOOFF

I would fuck her into a coma, covid or not.

Aren't they shutting it all down right now? As we speak?

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If you want someone who hits the alcohol for 10 years and then hits the wall, and she files for divorse.

Only super nice humble girls are wife tier.

Florida is better known as "God's Waiting Room" for a reason bro.

checked boomer post

it is a nothingburger, which is why we must use the power of kek and pray for an antigenic shift

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Partying with white people.

the media told them to stay indoors
media is seething mad they wont obey
barely anyone even has the disease and this whole panic seems overblown

people arent going to just trust government and media when they tell them stuff anymore. good for them

wait
what?

Why? They are based as fuck. Why all the jeaulousy, fellow Spaniard? I bet you fap with orgy videos in pornhub. Let them have their fun, be hospitalized later and pay their treament with a ridiculous amount of money. They are Americans, the salt of the Earth.

So does soap. What's you point?

Media and gov and ngos have blown their loads in terms of respect in the last couple of decades

Hahahahah

maybe because the fucking CDC is lying about the effectiveness of masks RIGHT NOW to hide the fact that they were totally unprepared for this

the white woman finally destroyed the west

good
fuck Florida
biggest shithole in that dogshit country

>*cough cough* what do you mean there aren't any ventilators available? my parents are rich!

Party Chad's know Corona is a nothing burger literally weaker than the flu that only kills boomers

COPE

They are networking and will fly through life with ease while having plenty of sex

Stay mad. The world is unfair and they will NOT contract Corona. They will be safe did I mention they will have LOTS OF SEX?

It is beautiful!

That would be California, which is turning into a literal shithole as well as the homeless feces is making it to the water supply

Florida is just a big GTA server.

They're gonna spread it across the states. Since there is no travel insurance available we shouldn't see any more Canadians coming back.

im so glad that mutts are going for full-blown self destruction.. you never disappoint

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>You can invest your time much better with reading, hiking, and doing nature photography
I smell an obese incel lmao

No one there is wife material