Canadian Revolution

If Canada ever had a revolution, what memes would they use, and what would it look like?

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We won't why waste your time thinking about it

Canada had 2 revolution already ,

The lower canada rebellion by The group called Patriots , Led by Louis-Joseph Papineau .

And the metis rebellion of Manitoba , led by Louis Riel , now known as the founder of Manitoba .

canadians wouldn't revolt over anything. As long as they have booze drugs and tv/internet they're happy as a pig in shit to sit there and exist.

Can we have a revolution and take over Quebec. They don't even speak French properly. Their French is the equivalent of some good rest in Britain, yeah he's speaking the language but it's so covered in slang it sounds retarded. They are also lazy fucking assholes who only work an hour a day and smell like shit. I just want to punch them in their stupid Quasimodo asymmetrical French faces. They think their superior to everyone but their just like black people saying "wE wAs KaNgZ n Sheeeeeeittttt". Also during the Revolution we should fucking take back the reservations.

I've suggested a coalition with Quebec nationalists, help with the revolution in exchange for political autonomy. As an anglo-quebecker, I've learned to use my enemy's strenghts to my advantage. $4B in transfer payments and support for dignity and autonomy. Hoping the nationalism is STRONG with them. Plus the rest of us get $4B/yr.

this. Canada is hopeless

Win or lose, it's happening anyway. Thanks though

Then they also won't mind a little "cabinet shuffle".

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Parliament is literally sitting empty in Ottawa. Go take it over with your militia.

Oh and I think we could probably work things out with the native and still keep the oil. Genocide is rather unpopular these days, it would be a great excuse for russia or the US to move in, our economy would suffer.

If only it were that easy. Need support from the military, police... cut some deals. Gotta keep farmin' muh memes but the fields are going barren D':

K cool larp thread.

Anyone see Trudeau's address? What did he say?

Hegel help me... They created the virus... Ugh Ack cough hgggggggg.......

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Well, I don't know if it was part of his most recent address, but I do know he claimed he didn't need to get tested, even though his own wife has covid-19. Supposed to be leading this country, important to get tested? This whole thing reeks of bullshit, at the very least someone should secure at least one country, before the whole world is under martial law...

In regards to his address and official news pieces, the propaganda in PALPABLE.

He probably got test, is positive but is LYING to avoid making people panic.
Not that canadians would do much in a panic because sitting at home, doing nothing, is so much easier.

Don't see why all the mass shut downs if it's nothing burger.
It's a something burger and they dont want to tell us.

the only revolution i want is the one where BC goes its own way.

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its coming. look at the EI line ups already.

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nice. no means to claim EI by phone. have to go into public and expose yourself to the virus.

nice work, canada. real fine work.

that's bullshit a lot of peoples will go broke

you can file all the EI paperwork over the CRA website

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wouldn't work
there's no sense of elitism here unlike the United States
everyone is equally poor & nice to each other.

also
>employment insurance
why tf do people use this shit?
i don't get why people don't become welders, mechanics, open their own shop & be financially independent...
what a fucking joke to not get your wages back because you quit your job.

Then they wouldn't mind if I just tidied up a bit? It'll be real quick, no violence, I promise ;) I'll even bake cookies

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I like your enthusiasm

Government of Canada has received 500,000 applications for Employment Insurance this week, PM Justin Trudeau says. That compares to 27,000 for the same week last year.

Where will you be during random Canadian revolution event?

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you have to go wait in line asymptomatic super-spreaders instead.

I've been waiting a long time for this LoL A polish lady warned me one day "The world is a sandwich -don't be the meat!"

>memeflag
discarded

What do we need a revolution for? I don't have a lot to complain about. If we ever legalized prostitution this country would be like paradise.

>They are also lazy fucking assholes who only work an hour a day and smell like shit.
you must be 18+ to post here

every province should seek independence, this country is going nowhere.

Parliament is literally empty right now. GO TAKE OVER!!!
As soon as your mommy gets home with your lunchables right?

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They kidnap our children, torture rape and kill them under the guise of "Children's Aid". That's good enough for me, then there'e everything else...

I must first arm myself with memes... can't have a meme war without good memes :/

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...And prostitution has been legal for a long time, look in any montreal newspaper under "escorts" ->they're "full service", and perfectly legal as far as I can tell

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Did Trump actually close the border to canada??

Cause we'll be out of food soon if that's the case.....

hahahahahahahaha omfg

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your mom got back, k, off to parliament.

>revolution

What kind?

They're picking and choosing which corporations / industries will be allowed to survive, while the rest perish. Say hello to capito-communism

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This kind: www dot thecanadianrevolution dot ca
Left and Right are bullshit divisive isms. Hegelian synthesis, for all you philosophers out there, is the way to go. Let's just solve the problems and cut the bullshit already.

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I'm not goin' alone, my life has value ;) But judging by their apathy, this should be easier than I thought xD

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canada could undergo a nonviolent revolution of sorts but im not sure that would be what you're looking for

trade isn't affected

>what would it look like?

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Canadians aren’t bitch ass pussys like Americans. Your revolution is a bunch of larpers with Qanon memes. Canadians would just pick up an axe and get to work.

Hahahahaha! That DOES look a lot like Trudope!

United States will annex Syrupland.

With support from enough military, maybe out of QC, I think seizing executive, legislative and judiciary power would be possible. Some negotiations with police would be necessary, but with the right motivation and public support we could do it.

Horse shit. Quebecers are the only group in the entire country that are anti migrant and hate brown's

Fuckin' eh, bud ;)

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They already pick and choose what companies are allowed to operate here.
We have 1/3rd the goods and choices Americans do.

Good.
For now anyways.

If we fail, then I hope so. But you know, President Trump might not be president forever :'( Much love and best wishes America, from your friends up North. Hail God-Emperor Trump

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