/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2314 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>Yfw war with China soon

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Has UK updated today yet?

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>I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure.
So, they do not have the cure ?

Might be 300k. If we do them every 50 drawanon wouldn't have time to make them

take your meds, schizos
nothingburger
>10k out of 7 BILLION, OMFG THE END IS NIIIIGH

Did the Chinese shill learn how to change his VPN?

Who do I contact if my job hasn't paid me yet? I asked them to mail a direct deposit form last Thursday and it still has not arrived

today i will remind them

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Just a waiting for 250k. Hurry up senpai.
mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

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No he did mention 250k AFAIK

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I don't understand the logic behind the USA wanting to destroy China. Especially with Trump as president. As you saw all Trump's work he did to fix the economy is now completely blown away by China's pandemic. Why would the US government do that when we were profiting off of China being China the most? The zero-sum game is a myth and President Trump being a businessman would know this more than anybody. When China profited so did America in some ways. It's almost like China was on pillar holding up the world and Amarica was the other. China Being a Piller of Severity and America being a Pillar of Mercy in a lot of ways. Now, you can take America out of the equation if you want and substitute with Russia. But then you have to Pillars of Severity and that's not going to work out very well for the world. But here's the thing with Severity. Severity means a lot of things and you can still be a merciful government to your people but severe with Injustice. And that's actually what severities function is supposed to be, Justice.

The member of the Chainese Communist Party need to be held responsible with crimes against humanity. Russia can jump in if they want but I don't see why they would do that there's nothing to be gained by doing that unless they feel threatened by human rights too, all of a sudden. Why do communist governments fear Human Rights so much. It's wired.

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kek

roadblocks coming soon

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will drug dealers still deliver? what about homeless people addicted to heroin?

>Pandemic
>Global crisis of fuels
>Soon war with china
Look at us, we are fallout now

Feels good to be prepped for years for this.

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>Israel closed borders and still kikes getting infected in the hundreds
Today was a good day...

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very good question. I need my zombie meth, for research purposes.

your employer?
i honestly don't know, i have never worked a day in my life

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Guys, from a country in quarentine...get the fuck out of cities.
Once they lock you could be 2 or 3 months in lockdown.

criminals thrive during times like these
they might even begin more legit business like selling food and utilities

Thank God I don't work downtown at the moment. I can't imagine the dealers not delivering the fix for tent city.

Same. At times I second guessed myself, think maybe I really was nuts, but now I see that I did the right thing.

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It's all gonna be okay guys

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Something nobody is discussing... where do we meet up with other Anons if it all collapses? Of course we would have to watch for glowniggers, but that's why we have a series of questions we ask an "user" that we come across. I suggest Anons go to the nearest lake, river, or beach. We can yell something loudly for Anons in the proximity to hear. If nobody is there we can leave a sign or a note saying we will check back later.

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>"With over 9000 death"
Kek

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Rioting when?

+1 for no cure. Antimalarial and antiviral drugs only treat symptoms, and vaccine has never been successfully made for SARS.

>pic related
Me the past 3 months. Now I get to see them ruin their lives. Woooooo

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It sure is fren, it sure is. Also fucking Africa is starting to get swarmed with cases as well

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Who else collecting tasty and vintage memes for when all the oldfags are dead?

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I've been on a lockdown for 10 years now.

The homeless don't stand a chance against this. Isolation and cleanliness is what stops you getting it. They beg for money which is extremely dirty and they never wash. There won't be homeless people for long. It's sad to say because I was almost homeless once.

*coof*

Why won't you faggots put the 90k recovered in the OP? Because it goes your "EvErYoNe DiEs" narrative?

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That's rich coming from saudi. 90% of your males are gay and 100% fucked a donkey at least once.

Anyone know who made this?

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If governments can spend trillions why not just make space bases and colonies.

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chinese shill

The HR keeps saying she (I'm fucked) mailed it, I genuinely believe they are stalling until Nationwide lockdown, at which point she'll say "sorry user no one at accounting is in"

7 hour work 3 times in a big warehouse next week. Should I use my masks or not?
26 year old healthy man.
Smoker, though.

Absolutely fucking based, I envy you, Hans

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gob.cl/coronavirus/casosconfirmados/
>434 confirmed cases in Chile
>Patient Zero recovered

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HEAT DOES NOT AFFECT THE VIRUS

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Pray to the Avengers so they come and stop this CIA glow in the dark nigger virus op.
Only comic Elon Musk can save us now.

You're glowing.

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>Died: 10,495
Do we have any Corona-Chan pic for this magical number?

Eating bats couldn't possibly have backfired for the second time, could it?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3291347/

This covid shit hasnt really affected me in any noticeable way.
>wake up early
>go work
>go home
>smoke and shitpost
>shop when no one else does
anyone else?

It doesn’t matter, they add tens of millions to their population every year.

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

based

who is th artist?

I got the oldest of all memes.

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Homeless user here, I'll take your bet

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Use a mask. You do work in a warehouse, after all

It's every user for himself in the collapse. I have a couple spots I've told friends, but that's assuming we all don't die of exposure, starvation, diarrhea, hypothermia, animal attacks, etc on the way. I have wilderness survival skills, and I'm just kinda sure I could make it in the wild, let alone having some reddit memer weighing me down as well.

>202 cases
>0 deaths
It's fucking nothing.

You can't farm mass produce in space, it'd be extremely inefficient compared to just staying on earth.

Cool it with the antisemitism goy

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10k? Wtf??? Weren't we just at 7k?

>Questioning Bill
Your days are numbered user.

>Time
>Experts
user...

mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

>hurrdurr, the homeless need to live in shelters
Most homeless can live in the woods better than the average individual.

Wowowow, it's not like 300k people die in the EU every year of the regular flu and 25k in Italy.
80k in the US.
At this point only Spiderman can save us, pray to him and the Avengers.

>nothingburger
Come back when your red pilled on exponential growth

Anybody have the list of fun names for the Chinese virus?

EXPONENTIAL
GROWTH

This guy is mentally ill.

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You're homeless but smart enough to wear a mask? Guess you'll be turning your life around in a few months. You'll be able to just waltz into some empty mansion and take it as your own. Good luck, bud.

visir.is/g/202023027d/stadfest-smit-ordin-a-fimmta-hundrad
>409 cases
>80 more every day

There's no stopping it now

Wu-Flu is still my favorite

Normie friends are what will weigh you down. At the end of the day an user is alone in this world, but that is only because other Anons have to remain Anons.

I just spend most of my time at home, so yeah. Same here

Gook in Russia trying to save face for communism.
Never forget this disease is the fault of the CCP.
All of these deaths are the result of communism

I can tell you half of this "rights" are not respected nor enforced in the US, and much less in other countries.

Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2

+54
we can't stop it, guys...

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Yes, just this monday.
I think we'll reach 12k until the end of the week.

Hit me up with some research on chloroquine senpai.

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Comparing a virus that just started to a year of the flu, btfo smooth brain

>find someone's empty home
>squat inside and claim you live there
>no eviction because it's a civil matter

You're forgetting about the chance that Corona can cause infertility, plus who would even fucking trust China at this point? It's clearly obvious they were lying about their fucking numbers since day one and I doubt America is going to let this one slide.
>Will there be repercussions that China may be facing?
I don't wanna comment on that one for now.

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Search the papers behind that.

Same

Stay safe user. Camp out in the woods if you can. Stay out of really crowded spots and you should be generally safe.

ROFLMFAO this one doesn't even look like a shoop

China:
>knows about it since late November
>actively keeps it secret
>orders testing labs to destroy samples of the virus at the very beginning
>silences medical professionals who try to warn their colleagues about a spread of a new SARS
>covers it up
>has the largest collective banquet in the world in Wuhan
>covers it up
>spread goes exponential in Wuhan
>forced to admit it and start taking action in January
>silences journalists that try to expose the hellish situation unfolding in Wuhan
>Chinese CDC state that they are 100% sure the virus originated in Wuhan.
>China uses its influence in the WHO to convince the world that its nothing to worry about
>incinerators running 24/7 in Wuhan
>reports of people being sent off to incinerators while still moving
>WHO tells world its nothing to worry about and to not restrict travel to and from China
> China massively under reports the number of infections and deaths, the infected graph looks simulated and Japan confirm that China do not count suspected cases in death numbers
>WHO praises China
>virus starts to spread around the world
>WHO say its not a pandemic just an epidemic in many countries around the world
>becomes a global pandemic the likes of which the world hasnt seen since the Spanish Flu
>China then decide to shift the blame on to the US
>China threatens to cut off US medical supply and "drown them in a sea of coronavirus"
>China claim it's racist to say the virus comes from China

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>coronavirus

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Are you homeless by profession or choice?

Based and accurate pilled

Finally, I was a little ashamed by our numbers.

Trump / Tedros press conference when?

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BUY ALL THE TONIC WATER YOU CAN FIND BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES
>BUY ALL THE TONIC WATER YOU CAN FIND BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES
BUY ALL THE TONIC WATER YOU CAN FIND BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES
>BUY ALL THE TONIC WATER YOU CAN FIND BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES
t.peer reviewer

The flu is peaking right now in Europe. No changes in overall mortality can be witnessed right now anywhere in Europe.
Iron Man has saved us

Watching Bill's downward spiral is the best part of this collapse so far

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we put them all under pneumonia

Kung Flu

I'm homeless because rent prices are retardedly high, I chose the forest over paying $1500 a month to live in a nigger box

What are you trying to say?

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Yes and fresh airs curse tuberculosis

THREAD THEME:

youtu.be/p_65qCD2On8

>you could be 2 or 3 months in lockdown.
I won't really notice I think. That has been my life for years now.

How lucky am I?

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medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.18.20038117v1

>The total number of COVID-19 cases will reach around 89, 000 in China and 403,000 across the world during the epidemic.
>Around 18,300 people will died of COVID-19 in China and across the world, respectively.

/CVG/ BTFO
WHAT A FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER.
ALL THESE THREADS, FOR THIS.
BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Finally left semi-neetism frens. I maintain two jobs now. Grandpa would have been proud. Plus, I‘m repaying my debt to society

Life is good boys

you don't, jesus fucking christ, read siege

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My normalfag friends I know at least, is what I'm saying. And even then, it's just a pipe dream. I fully expect to lose family and friends before this levels out. Whether I stick around long enough to see that I'm taking one day at a time. If you really want to identify yourself in the wild, we have certain calling cards people have discussed before. Lurk around, maybe you'll pick up.

Does anyone know how much it affects Jews?

Finland won't report severe or critical cases.
Our hospitals are getting flooded soon

is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000006445893.html

ITALY NUMBERS WHEN?

Listen here Joao, I'm going set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Cuzão. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it coronga whatever; we called it the "Monkey Flu". OK, here's the deal, Vasilão. I used to know a broad, went by the name Daisy Dollynho. Lil' Dollynho used to play atabaque down at the spa. She caught the Monkey Flu one year and let me tell you, if Daisy Dollynho says, "E so un gripe" you can take that to Itau, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your son straight in the mouth.

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Seattle annon?
I'm by the stadiums

Becuse communism is inhumane.
In communism the few actually productive people are forced to live like slaves holding society together at gunpoint while the masses justify it by showing up to work and doing nothing.
Communism is evil

Get outta my head. Italy numbers in a few hours, are we looking at +500?

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Viral load is highest in the nose. Figure it out.

literally no one is dying, this happening is a fucking joke

all russians are sado-maso, all selfharm

Pooh Flu

easily
we're all dead

she kinda cute in that picture

I'll let you know about the benzo thing, but it will be awhile cause I'm set for months. Ativan 4life.

based, I wish I was a NEET again. Work sucks.

That's old news bro. It got corrected in the evening meeting and today.

Human rights are tools of the globalists to shut down their law enforcement forces, let groups like antifa wage asymetrical warfare on their countries, present Constitution changes as the solution, and implement Agenda 2030 worldwide.

>18300
I think they forgot 2 zeroes

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>+500
More like +5000

We can go EVEN FURTHER than 5k Confirmed Cases and 500+ deaths

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The quinine in tonic isn't at medicinal levels and hasn't been for decades. It's also not chloroquine.

Nice one muhammad

If Rust has taught me anything about human nature as soon as you meet a new 'friend' you'll have a knife in the back when you turn away

>medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.18.20038117v1
really makes ya think

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Is Montreal fucked?

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By choice I guess, if I hadn't been hit by the Red Flag law I would have went east a year ago, I'm forced (tho that could change given the current state of societal laws) to stay in Washington until probation ends

More like 4

>I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure.
Start lubing your boyhole, Ivan.

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i would marry corona-chan if i could

Swedes are masters of social shaming though. I don't want to be the object of ridicule.
:(

Houston but same difference.

Watched Carriers, Contagion and Outbreak. What now ?

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If this girl spreads her legs for me I'll tell her the secret to survive the gay corona flu.
You can tell her that, it may save her parents.

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Source on the image?

that 0,01% is coronavirus and gonna kill you, good job

>he's somehow smarter than medical professionals
Okay buddy.

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How long has the Spanish flu been around for?
How long has the Coronavirus been around for?

Fukkatsu no Hi Virus or the Andromeda Strain

That's a leaf

MEGADETH??!

Predictions for:
thehill.com/policy/healthcare/public-global-health/488564-who-africa-seeing-extremely-rapid-evolution-of?fbclid=IwAR1qaG4CWBSTzKAk_3SX0B-cp3iL9VaAiYZ1XKw8VEwoSgj2FE8HY4JR0RA

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Is that what your shitty graph tries to convey?
What does each axis represent?

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>Around 18,300 people
we are already at 10,5k and have like a thousand more each day at an exponentially increasing amount.
How is 18k going to work out?

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>germany
if you are in bavaria go outside and enjoy the 28 days later vibes

It is not proven to work

Source
youtube.com/watch?v=3O6jU6VZRH4

g-guys...

israeltoday.co.il/read/third-temple-is-only-cure-for-coronavirus-says-israeli-rabbi/

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Yeah well, guess what? If you don't group up start organizing another group will and it's probably not going to share your semen ideology is it?

Black Sun be lazy procrastinators.

Is that a coochie overlaid with a brain?

>lol I only trust chinese data when it pushes my narrative
Alright pal, nice cherrypicking.

Post the draft. If you really have inside info, share it with your fellow anons.

dios mio, el goblina

Do I have Corona?

>itchiness sensation inside of chest and throat for the past 5 days
>mild coofing
>sometimes have difficulty breathing
>no fever or anything else, no joint pain, no chills, diarrhea

Why am I so itchy from the inside bros? Is it only an allergy? wtf

+4500 new cases
+350 deaths
trust me, you'll see

How do we get revenge on Chyna??

BUY. THE. DIP.

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basically except I stopped eating out

Bavaria indeed, Sperre gilt erst ab 00:00

post ingredients

Will be going through Ottawa airport tomorrow, you guys want pics?

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>This work was supported by the China Pharmaceutical University (grant numbers 3150120001 to XW).
>This article is a preprint and has not been certified by peer review
>we built the models, derived from the models for the China cases, for predicting the epidemic trend across the world (outside China).

>used bunk data from the CCP to simulate a global pandemic

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I don't care about flu or no flu faggot
I want Corona-Chan!

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>trusting chinese data
>ever
mutt pls

China literally caused this
this is going to be for Millennials what Pearl Harbor was for the Greatest Generation
except the Chinese are actually shit and the Japanese are bros

>Human Rights
You need to go back, kike.
Hewman rights, nigger rights, women rights, faggot rights.
What's next, Schlomo? Pedo rights? Cannibal rights?
You in the west can fuck yourself the way you want but please stop your gay ass propaganda here in Russia.
Everyone unironically buying hewman rights meme us a subhuman and don't deserves the air he wasting.

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When is the US going into complete and total lockdown?
Absolutely no one goes out except basic emergency services to keep socitey in check.
I just want to chill at home for a few weeks. I have the food, TP, and money survive but I have to leave work my fucking job around other retards that might have the virus at any given moment.
If I leave work I will get fired and I don't want to work back in retail for much less money.

Sure.

The vast majority of the infected have barely any symptoms. Then there is a group of people who would need a few days off work and drinking tea. All in all, the virus targets almost exclusively the elderly, at a 15-20% death rate.

You Yas Forums are falling for globalist fearmongering propaganda that is based on nothing factual. 70+ year olds are living on borrowed time for the most part anyway, and preventing the death of some of them is by no means an excuse to limit movement of citizens, close the borders, close public spaces, enforce curfews and so on and so forth.

Why are you so oblivious to the numbers Yas Forums? Why are you jumping on the normie mass hysteria bandwagon? There is no factual basis for quarantining entire countries because some old timers are expected to die. The real happening are the laws that are to be instilled once the fake crisis has passed, so you'd better prepare yourself for total surveillance, social credit score, debilitating vaccines and chips inside your skulls.

Wake up my retared friends, a massive bot/shill campaign has successfully instilled the same false doomsday narrative on Yas Forums as it has on the normie herds.

This is 9/11 all over again, although on a grander scale. The coming of the new world order.

>Kung Flu
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia
>Lung-Pao

Why are Easterners like this?

>the worst is yet to come, I swear!
top brainlet

Medical professionals are not immune to being fucking retards
They went on and on about how our heatlh service wouldnt collapse here and we are nearing collapse after less than a month

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Based!
If China said 99% of their country was dead, I'd ask for proof of the remaining 1%.

And where does 50% of your evidence in OP come from cherrypicking faggot?

Quit, apply for a trade when this is over. Retail is for cucks.

I've lost 10 lbs so far from stress and less eating bros. I'm going to no longer be a fatty!

>444
No need to be ashamed with these numbers

No thanks. Why'd we wanna do that? Don't we have enough fucking problems right now?

thats not a cheap mask user, youre lucky.

Its spreading over here in Brazil, and the median temperatures are around 30 degrees celsius.

>tfw no Greta to cuddle in lockdown

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>>the worst is yet to come, I swear!
Prove that it isn't.

I had all her sets but deleted them 2 days ago

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Yeah sure because the other two temples turn out just fine, right?

I'm gonna bet at least 5.5K Confirmed Cases and a slight increase off the 500 deaths. I bet my rarest pic

Everything is perfectly fine here.
The media is lying to you keep; keep getting hyped up about a cold that'll be over in 2 months. It's killing my sides.

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pretty much

pls respond

My brother is infected. Had horrible days. Thank god he’s doing better now.

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No! People before materialistic nonsense.

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Our median temperature are the same, and it's also spreading here.

We're already hitting the peak.

>went to stores
>toiletpaper everywhere
>canned foods still there except some sold out ravioli in some store, canned soup and canned meat
>a bit low on some type of rice other than that everything there
>some handsanitizer wipes sold out
it's literally a nothingburger. was expecting doomsday bros. saw a random sandnigger with a facemask and a paranoid sandnigger staring at me on the public transport tho

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yea... sure... ask him what he thinks about the spread in Brazil (+30ºC daily here)

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Hier in der pfalz wird immer noch mit 15 Mann morgens vor dem Netto gesoffen.

>>the worst is yet to come, I swear!
>top brainlet
Remember when you fags said that all the way back when there were almost no cases in europe or any other place out of asia?
You are proven wrong time

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>Stuck at home
>Dgaf about power level
>Mother accepts that 6 million is too high a number
>They're still God's chosen!

I don't care about a book. What is your solution then? Never do anything? We are talking about surviving an apocalypse, not doing anything illegal in functioning society.

LUBE UP IGOR

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Literally this.
Those faggots who upload pictures of empty shelves have to search the whole damn store to find a shelf like that, mean-while everything else is plentiful.

What a nothingburger.

>We're already hitting the peak.
Prove it.

The reason boomers are trying to be nothingburgers is hyper coping. Corona has managed to

>wipe out boomers stocks and will over the next 2-3 years see stocks crash 90% as world GDP collapses
>every dumb boomer was leveraged as fuck in stocks expecting DOW 100K
>every boomer is now getting margin called, hence why gold, silver, oil etc are crashing to meet those margin calls. Boomers are fucking notorious oil bulls and gold bugs, not to mention BTFD!!!!!
>every housing market about to crash due to people not paying their rent and mortgages not being paid since nobody can be evicted (boomers will cry to the bank but it's my tenants fault I can't pay the mortgage on my 8th (((investment property)))). Also boomers trying to evict people will be the first to get the rope
>Labour about to become hyper expensive due to isolation hence fucking corporate profits big time
>Massive wealth redistribution from the 1% boomers to zoomers and millenials as UBI is being implemented everywhere overnight and the only way to pay for it is to take boomers wealth

To top it off most boomers can look forward to choking to death over weeks as respirators are reserved for young zoomers and millenials.

FUCK BOOMERS, THE MOST PARASITIC CLASS EVER MORE SO THAN JEWS

Oh fed just announced another bailout to save boomers stocks. Fuck them, I'm getting my DOW 1000 hat

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500 dead is fucking nuts

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>implying I'm posting those studies in the OP
just talking about your bunk chinese study

Remember when Germans were immune? It's funny watching you autistic cucks go through the stages of cope. Have you been to mecca yet?

Everyone who dies in sub saharan africa is automatically counted as death by full blown AIDS.
When our elites have given them the new script they will start counting every death as corona related.

Italy was perfectly fine a month ago

Reminder, only 17.5 months to go
dailykos.com/stories/2020/3/18/1928623/-Reports-reveal-what-officials-are-being-told-about-COVID-19-and-it-s-not-what-they-are-telling-us

Prepare for significant shortages

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But you'll always be ugly leaf.

>society about to collapse
>still a virgin

it wasnt supposed to be like this, bros

based and blackpilled, same here

Bin hier wirklich in südlichsten Süden, hier aufm Land hält sich jeder entweder strikt daran oder hockt am See. Immerhin wird bei uns dann keiner verhungern

>Communist Lung Herpes

Shanghai Shivers

Whatever the figure is it's not enough.

That’s a man

(last bread)
That's exactly it. They were helping zoonotic viruses make the jump to humans without mutating on their own. I think they were using mice with human ACE2 expression, but I wouldn't put it past chinks to use people and give them the best Korea cure when they were done.

We are nowhere near the peak. Even Italy is far from the peak.

>The media is lying to you keep; keep getting hyped up about a cold
The media was the number one culprit of downplaying this and still is, boomers get scared just because they see it being talked but media still doesnt want to recognise the extent of the danger of this pandemic

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Porn actresses are all becoming camwhores because of quarantine

youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

Oh yeah I went to burger king and they told me they were out of burger buns so they were serving whoppers on biscuts.
Shit will hit the fan when fast food is out of food because right now grocery is out of everything except veggies and Burgers would rather die than eat that.

I was in Miami hospital yesterday cause my wife was having a baby. I overheard the nurses say they sent 100 ppl to get tested that came in experiencing flu like symptoms. 2 came back positive. That is 2% infection rate. MIAMI has about 6 million people, that is an estimated 120k ppl that will get the virus.

my wife says I'm handsome

China is fucking based

Hey man, those were Italy's numbers yesterday don't blame me. Also those look comfy pillows to sleep on, so fluffy

checked and witnessed. i saw this timeline unfold too. don't forget that the chinese living abroad bought up all of the masks that the rest of the world had and sent them back to china and now we have fuck all

In Wien gab es schon 550 Anzeigen weil Leute näher als 1m gestanden sind.
Alte Omas die allein in Parks sitzen werden vertrieben weil nur spazieren erlaubt ist, sitzen ist verboten.
Bald gibt es die ersten Anzeigen weil eine alleine wohnende Frau schwanger geworden ist.

>you fags
>implying
go take a siesta and be prepared for your daily clapping time, Pedro cocksucker.

Good to hear user, hopefully he's immune now

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When I raid your base to take all your shit I'll take care of that for you user.

You mean your wifes husband?

Idiot came to work with fever and dry cough

Fucking zoomers deserve the gas chamber

DOCTOR'S OFFICE JUST CALLED. Conference call appointments only Monday morning. Will fax any prescriptions if necessary. lol

lmfao
youtube.com/watch?v=sDJbY0StaLU

Agreed. Australian government think there's another six months of this shit. Six months. Our cases are doubling every 3 days. This is Everest and we haven't started the climb.

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12 monkeys faggot, the movie, not the series

Sehr schön, Neger. Nun mach dich darauf gefasst dass die diesen Scheiss jedes Jahr machen, bald auch aus anderen Gründen.
Genieß die Zeit mit deiner GayStation4 and dem Gratis Pornhub Pass.

went to stores last week tho and it was pretty sold out of tp in a small store and some other shit but i guess they restocked now

You still have your chance, calm down
(Tho if during the collapse of society you are still a virgin, you never had a reason to spread your legacy to begin with)

did you kick him out

Is it too late to start prepping?

Oh no nno nnno nno look at this retarded subhuman. You have to go back, dirty chink.

The Italian cases are dropping.
Now that everyone across the world is staying home this'll be over in a few weeks tops.

Kiss this faggot virus goodbye.

Which state are you from?

stabil

>teriyaki terror

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>my anal virginity

>current year
>still having your anal virginity
what are you, some kind of conservative?
baka my head

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