PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAKE NEWS IN 2020 EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Join the Army for Trump 3/19/20
youtu.be/cqoXDKZWnOc
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/19/20
c-span.org/video/?470501-1/
youtu.be/KoHGT7C8t0c (pt1)
youtu.be/MIUs08PZcdo (pt2)
youtu.be/3gjPFelN1vY (pt2)
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/19/20
c-span.org/video/?470503-1/
youtu.be/tWxW0edricU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/19/20
youtu.be/kkdW_id99Lo
>WHTradeDir Navarro on Tucker 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142893891001
>SG Adams on America 1st w/Gorka 3/19/20
youtu.be/ipe0j6bT72I
>SG Adams on F&F 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142814396001
>SG Adams on GMA 3/19/20
youtu.be/w8NcjJzY4CU
>CMSAdm Verma on Hannity 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143018012001
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142932420001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FoxNews 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142973926001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6142973496001 (pt2)
>Pentagon Press Brief (CNGB AFGen Lengyel) 3/19/20
dvidshub.net/video/743588/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DHADir ArmyLtGen Place/NSG RADM Gillingham) 3/19/20
dvidshub.net/video/743623/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania on Corona-chan 3/19/20
youtu.be/-JIAeUaMTCQ
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: How Can Millennials Fight Corona-chan? 3/19/20
youtu.be/zG_FzeQxEdE

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but really some people should

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MAGA

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>Love delayed by a virus
O I am laffin.

Fake news the article does not exist

Are you retarded? That image is making fun of you.

Https://brrr.money

Awoovement!

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bold move xi let's see if it pays off

JUST SWALLOW THE FUCKING MAGA PILL TIM

Chicom defense force just arrived

Top sandniggering!
Shalam!

Where is the fucking money?

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MAGA

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>Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer)
No
Looks too 'average action anime for teenagers' to me
Looks might be deceiving tho?

Watching Bookworm without books right now

hello everyone, im wishing you a great weekend.
i am trying to hardredpill my friend. i need the picture with the john trump timetravel theory. can somebody please provide it?

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user, i would never post anything fake in the OP. i resent the accusation immensely

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>80 cases of the beer virus in my state
Meh. If niggers can't kill me Corona-Chan can't kill me either. At least she's removing Asians in my state.
>get off your butt and kill the niggers you slacker virus

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FUCK YEAH

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youtube.com/watch?v=WAAA9p_q-2g

I'm telling you guys
I would already have her as my gf, were it not for astronomically bad luck!

t. #50CentArmy

Tim learned what Yas Forums always knew.
Holding back to spare people's feelings let's them walk over you while still spreading bullshit.

HAHAHAHAHA, CHECK THIS OUT, HOW EMBARASSING! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
> Dare I say .... Trump B-B-BTFO?!

You guys will defend this without clicking the link and seeing the video, mock my words!

[1] twitter.com/Reuters/status/1240133016044912641

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Is that fake Nutella?

>MIGApedes shilling Tim Pool

The MSM really screwed themselves here. only about 25% of the population had a positive view of China, and that was BEFORE the coronavirus bullshit.

WHY IS MOMIJI USED FOR MAGA??? HOW DID IT START??

top kek
>i can't see you right now because of coronavirus
just face it kouhai, you lost

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China is the bitchiest empire since Persia from that 300 movie, Xi probably wears nipple rings

Man these Babylon bee guys are on beat

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> Looks too 'average action anime for teenagers' to me
Watch it, it is worth the time. Look and general theme seems "shonen" but it is good. It got "anime of the season" in many contests and not without a reason, and also not without a reason it is one of the most cosplayed shows of 2019

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That is actually not the astronomically bad luck I'm referring to..

What's a momji?

I'm serious, why the fuck is Trump waiting for Congress to fuck this up? He can be a hero and guaranteed re-election by destroying the two parties and giving us the fucking money today.

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Yas Forumsbro here. AMA.
Today the stock market will rise because its one of 4 quadruple witching dates and because of aggressive QE policies from the US and EU. Monday is going to be bloody however because, again, its an economic solution to a public health problem.

Anybody wanna pretend to be another younger brother of Jesus and take out 30 million chinks (again)?

>Love delayed by a virus!
Complete and total lie. Everyone is fucking or spanking it as we speak

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Chinese calling anyone racist is fucking hilarious. Any asian for that matter.

go play with your legos, sven

She isn't!

>he doesn’t know the deep lore

?????????????????

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Any new updates on Trump bucks?

Power of the purse rests solely with congress

Thank you user I reported the racist Tim and forwarded it to my friends. His account will go dark soon

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He can't pass bills only sign them, dumbass.

top kek that's even worse
>i can't see you right now in the middle of a pandemic
>no, it's not because of the pandemic
can't even be bothered to give you the very easy excuse available right now, it's over

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S-Same here. Everything I ever posted can not be classified as fake because they actually exist and are original works

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Both you foreign dirtbags are the biggest faggots On this entire site.

God bless the Bee writers
Get the pastas.
I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Yas Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.

You know what the funny thing is about Xi Jingping looking like Winnie The Pooh? I mean besides people allowing him to enslave them? It’s how poorly he pulls that look off. Winnie The Pooh is literally the Platonic ideal of a cartoon bear.

For those of who unfamiliar with that term, I’ll make it simple: somewhere in a dimension inaccessible to us there is a cartoon bear that looks as perfect as a cartoon bear can (among infinite other idealized forms of everything you can imagine). Winnie The Pooh is as close to being identical to this image as it is possible to be, therefore making him a very handsome and good looking bear. The thing about this is is that there is no transitory beauty here, like how a pretty parrot is not a pretty horse. So Xi not only fails at being a good looking human, he looks like a bear that wears no pants. I’d advise suicide for anyone being ruled by him.

Fuck both of you subhuman retards.

Wait I'll play along. Oh no the utter despair I feel right now.... why did I click that? Post Rory.

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I guess I could see how I like it


No, before

Not a faggot

Did you click the link and watched the video?

(she is) go find another. No one with a brain would listen to the retard cattle government.

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not for NEETs
only for low wage earners who filed taxes (ie, poor white people)
middle class workers (salaried workers) are not eligible
is not wealth redistribution, done via QE at 0% interest
is a one time payment that is far lower than a monthly salary replacement
is direct cash so it does not utilize nor expand existing welfare programs, which would itself be more expensive
has the bonus effect of forcing the fed to due to what Trump has been asking for years: weaken the fucking dollar
but you're right guys fuck all this shit let's just use actual tax dollars to bailout fortune 500 companies

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>aggressive QE policies from the US and EU
Somehow I read that as "aggressive GF policies" and got my hopes up.

She ded if she gets coronavirus

>The breh reduced to reviewing frozen pizzas
SELL SELL SELL FASTFOOD

It's all lies

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>Muslims crash into crowded areas, run over people and explode
>Whites crash into abandoned places and yell some banter