Brit/pol/Mony don edtion

>Coronavirus: Actor Idris Elba says he has tested positive for Covid-19
scotsman.com/health/coronavirus/coronavirus-actor-idris-elba-says-he-has-tested-positive-covid-19-2460992

>Global coronavirus deaths pass 10,000
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-51969508

>Alice, Mark and others "guilty of National Action membership"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-51966050

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First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=RbNhkaq8A2M

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Noncecase

Why doesn't leftymong want the mosques to shut? Why is he only going after the pubs?

Third for are Moaty

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i peaked long ago but i’m not willing to accept it

based

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>muh low death rate

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Hello

i know i think pubs should remain open, if the landlord wishes to.

Christ I forgot about these

>'We don't want Londoners bringing their virus here': Backlash grows as wealthy capital-dwellers including Ian Fleming's granddaughter escape to their second homes in the country - but locals fear the migration will 'spread' coronavirus

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8134469/Wealthy-socialites-flee-London-rural-estates-a.html

Now the rich are fleeing London they must of been tipped off that the government is going to lockdown the capital.

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Attention please
This area is now a quarantine zone
You must not leave your home until further notice
I repeat, this is a quarantine zone
Do not leave your home

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Denied because the up-skirting nonce pulled a seethenonce trick. Bang out of order t b h

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In the panic of Corona don't forget it's time to get on with planting.

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You've had your curve flattened lad

Why would anyone want to he mosques to shut? Let them keep infecting each other t b h

it dipped and it will never recover

HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BREAK MY LEGS GET ME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY

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alri

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fucking gagging for a chicken chow mein

its the major decline in testosterone and iq
the average victorian man on the street would have been a humanities professor level intelligence now

not your fault it's atrazine and the birth control pill and the technological-industrial complex and capitalism
it's tony blairs fault and the tories too

Fucks sake give your head a shake, id give my left nut to be your age again. But slimmer obv. Stop wallowing.

remember when I told you to buy a land rover defender and live in it? yeah now you see why

>all the white middle-class gentrifiers in my area of east-london shocked at the grasping nigger savagery and shark antics of paki shop owners rn....


B-b-but the spirit of the Blitz, guyz...Dame Vera Lynn!?!!?!

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>Young people ARE at risk from coronavirus: Age-group with most cases in Australia is people in their 30s
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8135091/Age-group-coronavirus-cases-Australia-people-30s.html

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How old are you? You speak as if he was young

Death rate is 4.4% and that's because the NHS is crap with not enough ventilators

It's not desperate to be your self so those negative comment can get lost . I mean that's what is so amazing about you. You are humble and sweet. You just come on here and chat with us and I love that ! It is like best friends hanging out with drinks sharing life stories good and bad. Your warm and inviting character and personality of yours is what makes this world alot better . Never say sorry for being you because being you is amazing. You are beautiful women but if you didn't have that amazing inner beauty then what's on the outside would mean a lot less right. You are the best eddie and remember you have been , are and always will be amazing . Just keep doing what you do and those who truly like you will always have your back.

Doubtful. They fed the poor bread made out brick dust.

not just a nonce but a trip nonce, the worst kind of nonce.

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The corona virus was started by remainers as punishment.

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No thanks Dom I'm gonna do it solo

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It's only that high because we're not testing enough.

plan for today
>get out of bed
>shower
>chicken chow mein
>get supplies from tesco
>get hammered tonight

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How do I report someone for cheating the immigration system?

Guy at work passed his probation early so his salary would increase above the £18,600 threshold to import his wife to the country

The guy who passed him is also trying to get his wife into the country

you do my fucking head in

NA has been a honeypot for a long time, anyone who joined it past the first crackdown kinda deserved getting v& for being that stupid.

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lol I can just about remember the brexit hysteria.

One of my suppliers put out all these hysterical warnings about shortages due to brexit and when the shortages came it was all face masks, hand sanitizer, gloves... stuff to do with the virus.

Don't care about tripfags lad. Just nonces like him.

What does blitz spirit mean to a paki?

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didn't you record your housemate in the bathroom?

I wonder how long it will take the user who posts the "this is a 10/10 in bongland" in every brit/pol/ thread to show up

dirty grass cunt

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At risk of infection or of severe symptoms? Because the more socially active youth being infected more often is just how life is.

Hes living rent free

>chicken chow mein
Risky

I'm grassing in service of the crown

look at the CFR in the UK, US and Italy. it's consistently above 40%. this virus is even deadlier than MERS.

Fuck off back to britfeel you dirty paki nonce

>yielding a decline of − 1.16 IQ points per decade or − 13.35 IQ points since Victorian times. These findings strongly indicate that with respect to g the Victorians were substantially cleverer than modern Western populations.

severe symptoms. 20% of younger patients need ICU treatment. read the article.

Do Africans have IQ that correlates with reaction time I wonder?

>can't drink at pub because it's closed
>can't drink indoors because my parent is ill (not corona btw)

imagine being a subservient state cuck