Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper

> The average person uses 1 roll per day
Do you you wipe your arse with with the literal whole roll?

>1 roll per day per person
Shit guys how can you amerifats even live if all you do is shit.
One roll is enough for at least 3 days.
Quit the fast foods and be healthy you retards.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
What in the actual FUCK are you talking about?
I use like 10 sheets tops, and when I was on keto I only had to shit like once every 2-3 days.
What are you a woman?

Says the dirty-assed dumbfuck.

Kek

The average person does not exist, it is an artificial construct to display the median between minimum and maximum usage. A normal healthy adult only needs about 12 pieces of ass-wiping paper a day. Aside from that, soap is far more valuable, as you can actually clean your asshole instead of adding festive paper toppings to the feces that toilet paper doesn't clean from your actual asshole.

Reporting in: 24 squares per week

Faggot, tp is for external use, not internal. Stop fucking devouring it.

SAGE

Look how many boomers you ensnared with this stale pasta.

The question is what are these low IQ retards even doing here in the first place? is facebook down?

Shut up Muhammad.
Your god is a construct.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
No, they do not.

I am a fat motherfucker and consume food like a garage compactor consumes trash.

I shit 2-4 times a day.

1 roll lasts me about a week to a week and a half.

Garbage *

Only normies on Facebook think toilet paper jokes are still funny.

>1 roll per day.
Fictitious and homosexual.

I don't understand how everybody makes a single roll of toilet paper last so long. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly.

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Post pic of your bidet with time stamp.

Ahahhahahahah thats so fucking funny ahahahahahahahhahah
Wash your butthole fucking idiots

The paper goes all around the shit at least 2 times, then only you wipe ass.

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Try to make a huge pile of TP, afterward take your 10steps ladder, go on it and finally jump on your paper. It should ensure you enough cleaness of your fucking butthole, monocellular assbrain fag

Not this bullshit again

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
you must never get off the shitter. that causes hemorrhoids, you know. just sayin'.

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In all honesty you will use up 3 rolls of toilet paper per day if corona gets you.

Winnie the poop.

I’m torn.
Half of me thinks this is bait, while the other half is aware that people this retarded exist.

>Cleaning your asshole with a jet of water is gayer than shoving a hand into your asscrack.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
made me laugh

I can make one last a month, what timeline did I wake up in

I just shit before I shower in the AM and when I get home from work. My ass stays squeaky clean and I have plenty of TP. 1 roll a day!? Change your fucking diet so you stop pissing out your ass

This retard posted this dumb shit yesterday.

Yup, all the man children afraid of putting their ass on the toilet seat is causing so much TP to be used.

I don't understand the TP meme. I use 4 squares thanks to healthy & predictable bms which are always followed by a shower because I'm not a filthy savage. The way I see it everyone losing their minds over tp are outing themselves as animals.

I thought pasta was sold out?

Anyone else autistic enough to have been using half a sheet for a long time now advanced to thirds?

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>only one a day
You're obviously not a real American. I use at least 5 rolls a day myself. Our superior American diets make us have big poops.

Give Matt the fucking credit for your pic op. You fucking faggot.

First I through this was a meme.
Now markets here are without tp.
What is the tp crazy is about?

Old joke.

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You do know you can buy toilet seats that have built in bidets

What the fuck are doing with it?

>1 roll per day
Maybe Charmin. 1 roll Scott's toilet paper will last several weeks.

Who tf uses one roll per day tfff

Ive always used toothpicks so im okay

it had to be a fucking leaf

That’s one of my favorite memes from this bullshit.

dumbass

I use one roll every 6 months. I shave my ass hair so wiping takes 3 sheets.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Holy fuck what are you eating? Get some more fiber in your diet you disgusting diarrhea goblin.

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The minority

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My diet is 90% greasy burgers and I use 1 roll a fortnight.

>1 roll per day

Nigger, what?

One roll lasts me like a week and I’m an overweight alcoholic.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper .The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Setting aside the "using a roll a day" meme, are people just not creative enough to find something else to wipe their asses with?