/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2313 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

yes

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London is so dead

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The whale culling.

WOW MY SWEATSHOP FACTORY'S CLOSED CAUSE OF THOSE FUCKING CHINKS

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I don't know bros.. I'm still not convinced this is anything more than a bad case of hiccups.

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God I hope so.

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yes

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We will hit 300,000 infected and 15,000 deaths at this rate.

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why did you sucked off a nigger?

Just coof my shit up senpai

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>newfag

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8th death in greece
80 year old
honestly we have a lot of deaths, like 8 people in 500 cases

lol xd funny above post

Does corona stop you from producing mucus/snot?
Because i dont seem to be able to

Same thing happened here, but in buses. Didn't see any news about the subway though.

Sardines in a can of coof lmao

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Good.

Holland-Käsköppe with nearly 100% death rate. Great job, coffee shop morons.

My asshole feels extra lose today. I might go get tested.

It's like anudda Shoah

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there's no point going after China if globalists are let off the hook, we're in this mess not just because of chink hygiene but because our retards want an open economy at all cost

Africa seeing 'extremely rapid evolution' of coronavirus outbreak

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/public-global-health/488564-who-africa-seeing-extremely-rapid-evolution-of

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 20.03.

>2333 NEW INFECTIONS:
>17653 TOTAL INFECTIONS +15,23%
>3 NEW DEATHS:
>47 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 20.03. 14:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>NEW FATALITIES:
20.03.2020 46th death: Hessen, woman, 84
20.03.2020 47th death: Berlin, man, 95, serious comorbidities
20.03.2020 48th death: Rheinland-Pfalz, man, 80
all fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>median age of fatalities: ~83
>probable average mortality: 9,67%

>RKI reports:
+2958 = 13957 cases
+17 = 31 dead
updated: 20.03. 0:00 GMT+1
>RKI COVID-19 DASHBOARD:
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4

German epidemiologist: Harsher measures in the next weeks necessary.
German virologist: Sceptical towards chloroquin.
German healthexpert: Prolonged curfew not avoidable.

>20.03.
Bayern: Building of groups in public places banned, families exempt.
Saarland: Food providers like restaurants to be closed, building of groups in public places to be banned, families exempt.
Hessen: Gatherings of more than 5 to be banned, food providers like restaurants close on 21.03..
Bremen: Food providers like restaurants to be closed.
Baden-Württemberg: Hospitals will take french IC-patients in need of IV.
Rheinland-Pfalz: Gatherings of more than 5 to be banned, food providers like restaurants close on 21.03..
Various cities take similar measures, have set up/set up diagnostic centers, drive-in testing and/or makeshift hospitals.

Turkey: 60 arrested for rumorspreading about epidemic.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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For HIV?

Unfortunately not true. A friend of mine in a city a few hours away has been put in quarantine. She is a whale, and she is fighting it at home

As long as your talking about Canadians then I'm fine with that.

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Sounds like a geriatric disease, but I know young people also go into ICU

Finally some good news

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You guys have got to take that 37 year old death “with no underlying causes” out of the OP; the dune coon had leukemia

>newfag

Also fat people are more likely to have cpap machines on hand too

GARYYYY

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wait for 2nd week after symptom onset

these bakes are on point Argie. makes it ever so more comfy to /lockdown/

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Good things take time user.

It might. Take mucinex.

>how do we stay safe
>safe?

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why did you suck off a nigger

>PANDEMIC
>COLD
people are dying from embarrassment because this virus makes you cough and fart at the same time. and old people who can't do 2 things at once.

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HERD IMMNUNITY

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Amerimutts and their kike masters are the reason your friends and family will die, user.

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JOIN THE /HERD/
NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORFZ
youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

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youtube.com/watch?v=OOJqHPfG7pA

At least those shitskins and pakis gonna die, isn't that what you guys wanted?

The chinks were right all along, cook your dog NOW!
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8134865/Second-dog-tests-positive-coronavirus-Hong-Kong.html

Second dog tests positive for coronavirus in Hong Kong days after the first to contract the disease died

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go to sleep

This, open borders are the real enemy.

I'm willing to put myself into lockdown under those comfy pillows.

lol xd funny above post

I support Germany to start a 4th reich led by a successor of Hitler to be open back up the camps and be put in charge of handling the infected.

>hurr durr uurrrrrmp!

CORONA HULK

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48

In Jakarta alone 25 frontline healthcare workers infected, 1 died from corona

m.cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20200320183414-20-485457/anies-25-petugas-medis-di-dki-positif-corona-1-meninggal

N

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Will it ever hit the 10,000?
Thoughts?

rip in peace

youtube.com/watch?v=dcFeF4TGiZs

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>citing chink studies

Stopped listening there

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There's only room for one fatty!

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Hopefully it gets worse, kills a fuck load of chinks and pajeets to clear up the population and then goes away
Shame Africa will basically be unscathed though

Incoming "think of the niggerinooos" coming from the MSM when shit settles down here

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Fuck you, mutt

iirc our deaths are at ages
53,66,67,67,70,80,87,90
all had preexisting conditions
honestly I feel like this virus is overrated. Sure lots of people die but this lockdown isn't necessary

Sharp eye, death nr 48 not yet reported by Berliner Morgenpost.

>newfag & cancer
you must lurk for 2 years before posting m80

>2020
>Still thinking in terms of countries and not organizations
If there is someone to blame is the WHO.

youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po

>boomer parents not taking this seriously enough
>they went to go grocery shopping this morning

I'd say they deserve it but they'll also infect me

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HERD
ERD
RD
D

it'll clear the retarded boomers out of the west at the very least

youtube.com/watch?v=_J60fQr0GWo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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usamriid.army.mil/education/bluebookpdf/USAMRIID BlueBook 7th Edition - Sep 2011.pdf

Just checked, forget about it.

Did any of you fags ask which provinces was this?

sure thing, but don't cry and point fingers if it actually happens

mutt's law

its 3pm bratva

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Reminder that this virus was made by the USA. Now using Mossad/CIA shills they are attempting to change the public opinion by diverging the blame towards China. Take a look at the affected countries and think for yourself who gets benefit from this.

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'erd

Mine go shopping every day now, even more than usual.

Public transport was also reduced last Monday in Jakarta, but turned out most people still go to work and public transport return to full service the next Day

10,000 of what user? Deaths?
God, Corona-chan really is fucking based. Wipe them all out please. I just hope Corona-chan can team up with Moon Man when killing niggers in Africa

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Play DOOM Eternal.

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A literal fucking petri dish
Absolute shitshow, Boris

It's actually over lads

We didn’t make this at USAMRIID, which is the only facility that could make it.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE NIGGERINO

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>Chad and Niger closed their borders on Thursday.

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But I don't have 80 canuckbucks

reporting.

>GOOD NEWS = BAD NEWS
>BAD NEWS = GOOD NEWS

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So Yas Forums you got your happening. Finally one that's for real and not Ron Paul being ignored by the media or OMG BOOMER TRUST THE PLAN.

You're ready for this right? You got those weapons and ammo, did that training, stockpiled that food and water, worked hard on your personal fitness, learned some calming techniques and meditiation, thought about how you would cope with personally burying loved ones and burning their bodies to prevent the spread of the virus. You're totally comfortable giving your life to stop your crazy ass neighbors from stealing your food.

You did all that right? You didn't just fucking jerk off to porn in Yas Forums and put it off to next week did you?

Because if you didn't, it's still not too late to start. Ya'll got maybe a month. Get started. Don't fucking put it off. This isn't a hoax or some lame plan to round up pedos. It's The Stand and the Walking Dead and 28 Days Later all rolled into one. It's coming for you. And it should find you ready. Godspeed.

Healthy 27 year old woman in Poland died after giving birth today

Does this cold kill niggers at a faster rate? Any studies or anything?

Will any soap work? I've been washing my hands a lot but all we have are "cosmetic" soaps (Olay, Dove).
IDK if that's enough.
Also is washing airtight groceries (bottles, plastic pouches...) with soap and water enough to kill any supposed virus that may exist if an infected person may have contaminated the package??

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Lord rebuke you and your lies Satan!

satan wills it

Studies from the region it originated. The Chinese Virus will infect us all eventually.

Meanwhile in Europe

EU told just a few days ago 'EU on a lockdown for 30 days'

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africa has better testing and border lockdown than the us. amazing.

WHY IS THERE NO DEATH MATCH OR TEAM DEATH MATCH ON LAUNCH

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Any soap. Hot as you can stand water. 60 seconds scrub.

Deaths
FAKE
A
K
E

Anybody got the updated death-per-threads ratio now?

>tfw the profilatic dosage of hydroxychloroquine is 400mg per WEEK

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Light will defeat darkness
The virus is just a cover-up
Solaire will drain the swamp
youtu.be/f-6gm1RC1AI
English subs available
Praise the sun

Q

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>reporter goes with chernobyl style suit
>doctors have no mask or useless surgical mask

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You could be africa if you killed all of your white people

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po
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what a nothingburger.

>tfw shills aren't out in full force anymore about blacks or whites being immune
Finally, some fucking good food.

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Tremendously based. Wannabe superspreader, reporting in.

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PROSTITUTES AND ESCORTS OFFERING 1€/MINUTE WHATSAPP VIDEOCALLS SERVICES BECAUSE THEY CAN GO WHORING ON THE STREETS
>PROSTITUTES AND ESCORTS OFFERING 1€/MINUTE WHATSAPP VIDEOCALLS SERVICES BECAUSE THEY CAN GO WHORING ON THE STREETS
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>PROSTITUTES AND ESCORTS OFFERING 1€/MINUTE WHATSAPP VIDEOCALLS SERVICES BECAUSE THEY CAN GO WHORING ON THE STREETS
PROSTITUTES AND ESCORTS OFFERING 1€/MINUTE WHATSAPP VIDEOCALLS SERVICES BECAUSE THEY CAN GO WHORING ON THE STREETS

>elespanol.com/espana/20200320/prostitutas-tiempos-coronavirus-reinventan-videollamadas-whatsapp-minuto/476202447_0.html

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Liquid handsoaps are far better than bar soap like olay and dove

It will be hilarious if the UK gets through this with no greater damage than any other Western nation that has done hard lockdowns. Their economy will have a head start too.

surgical masks aren't useless as long as you can fit them tightly

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bring it on I'm ready

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Took too much work trying to make the game playable with a gamepad.

>'extremely rapid evolution
well niggers run fast

not very optimistic here, this is a nothingburger
will be forgotten in 3-4 months

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Can't

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Sthaap coofing on the fucking bus niggers!
Aaaaaahhhh I'm never going to the city from my suburbs again

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Kickl talking now, this could be interesting.

Give up your paper bills, anons. An implant chip will be safer for your health and security!

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100000 DEATHS WHEN

user, you fucking.....top kek

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You are africa.

I hope all you guys make it. They are locking everything down soon, and even the internet might go dark eventually. I will post here if I survive. If not, tell them that the Jews did this.

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Seriously, why the fuck do people believe ANYTHING the chinks are saying?

1. They lied about the existence of the virus early on.

2. Then they lied about it transmitting from human to human.

3. Then they lied about how bad it was in Wuhan until it got so bad they had to shut down the city.

4. They've been arresting and disappearing people who try and spread the truth.

5. They've been lying about the retarded measures they're taking like welding people into their own homes.

6. They expelled all foreign journalists.

7. We know they're currently spreading disinfo everywhere about the virus.

8. The new infections curve they're giving us makes no fucking sense.

They've done NOTHING but lie since the start and yet we still have a ton of fucking morons believing the numbers China is feeding us. "Oh yeah, they lied to us about everything and their scenario makes no sense, but SURELY they wouldn't lie, right?"

I take solace in the knowledge that China is being raped by the virus.

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millennials spreading it to all the boomers

>Ya'll got maybe a month. Get started. Don't fucking put it off. This isn't a hoax or some lame plan to round up pedos. It's The Stand and the Walking Dead and 28 Days Later all rolled into one. It's coming for you. And it should find you ready. Godspeed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po

Take your meds the virus is a nothingburger.

My sleep schedule is messed up, I've stayed up all night and it's 7 AM where I'm at.
Should I stay awake and power through the day or should I sleep a little bit and wake up at noon. Pls help bros

>All unis cancelled
>All sports cancelled
>Everything apart from supermarkets closed
>Transport being cancelled
>Police being reduced to bare minimum
Yep I'm thinking there will be riots soon

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I'd rather watch porn.

>he took the bus
Vanya I...

Step one of operation: scare the normies off of the streets complete

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anyone know how to make a webm from a twitter video? i tried but i couldn't get the file small enough to share here

it's the madonna performance but with subtitles
twitter.com/cameronleemusic/status/1240897204513980416

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>Riots soon
Over something half as deadly as the Flu? Don't think so bub.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po
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will do
goodspeed user

based i just got a top up of food just now

sleep three or four hours now then go to bed early tonight

holy based
but gay earring

H E R D
I N M U N N I T Y

Woah nice, since when the hell did you get a plague mask?

Are you a tranny?

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Some user last night said that it takes 2 steps in order to get trumpbucks, this is what he posted:

1. Filed taxes in 2018 and made at least 2,500$ on record.

2. Currently employed with an employee checking account for direct deposit

So even if we did our 2018 taxes and made more than 2,500 dollars, they are going to check if we are currently employed too right now, or is that bullshit?

Stay up. You'll feel like shit if you bed down now.

>7 cases in Mauritius

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>retarded measures like welding people into their own homes
You're fucking retarded. China is the only one taking quarantines seriously. Go outside in a random euro country and people still take walks and congregate like nothing is happening

China took serious measures, and they curbed the virus. Seethe harder, redditor.

I didn't want to remember that cartoon in these circunstances.

It's bullshit. Wait for the final bill to pass both the House and Senate.

you look like a twink

>trusting YouTuber with the nickname Truth Media
Fake news couldn't be more obvious.

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bumping this Q

Grammar is better, but it's still obvious, Chink. Keep trying.

Saved. I love these edits.

BROS

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Using proxies won't protect you, Ling Ling.

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>Boomers
>Self quarantine
>Goes to market ?!
>Goes to public sports event ?!
>no masks

They fucking deserve this.

2nd reminder this virus was made by the US, don't fall for the CIA/Mossad propaganda that it was china.

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Based and Catalonia-pilled.

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>what does truth mean

You still didn't answer the question.

You too, man.

>we compare something that already ran its course to a brand new virus that increases it's daily kill count everyday

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neverhappened province

Europe should expect medical migration now