Rewritten for accuracy
>Be me
>Can't afford to live in overpriced state
>Stay anyway and live paycheck to paycheck, destroying any ability to save money
>Now I need welfare so I can continue making bad financial decisions.
You should be worried. You're an idiot.
If you don't have at least 10k in savings in California for emergencies like this, you are fucked.
He's not wrong. I'm sorry to say that.
Now is a good time to move. It's only going to get worse friendo. Take whatever credit cards you got and go to a state with low infection rates that hasn't completely shut down.
I've been isolating for a while.
My girl works for a senior living facility, so it's only a matter of time that she gets infected and gives it to me.
I'd just rather not be the reason a bunch of old people die.
Amazon wagie here, we're still going to deliver your packages even if we coof or die trying. We're expecting Christmas season numbers for next week and April. Remember to disinfect your packages!
Extremely based. I know I must accept death as a suburbanite but I am comfortable knowing our race lives on through you.
Burr, Feinstein & Co, they're certainly taking care of themselves, warning one another to dump their stocks b4 SHTF.
Isn't that a classic inside info SEC violation?
The only thing we can continue to count on is that some animals are more equal than others.
I open the packages with gloves and spray the inside with disinfectant.
Blessed are the prime delivery men. May all necessities be in stock and available for next day delivery.
>be Californian
>already had prep goods
>not using any of them because I can still buy everything I need
>not have neighbors
>have savings account
>load guns in case of fun
I'm just sitting here, watching every one lose their shit. Its quiet. Its cold, my fire is hot. Its comfy.